Part-time swordsman working part-time [Interstellar]

Sleep if you like!

Unlike a horse-drawn carriage, the plane is generally not bumpy or turbulent, and the seats are spacious and comfortable, even more comfortable than a camp bed.Gu Duo closed his eyes, and fell asleep after a while.

Those old past events that have passed away are logically continued by dreams.

When Gu Duo came to the barracks again, he kept his promise and brought a big bag of colorful things.

"Last time I forgot to ask you what to eat." He said as he unwrapped it and took out a round and big candied haws. "Here, take it first... I just bought some of everything."

His Royal Highness, who has never asked for candied haws since he was ten years old: "..."

Gu Duo said: "If you don't like them, I still have glutinous rice cakes, sweet-scented osmanthus cakes, and sugar figurines... Oops, the sugar figurines may be crushed. I have to put them on top next time."

"I'll eat." Yu Zhihong took it over, "It's okay, sit down."

Seeing that he really bit off half of the hawthorn, Gu Duo sat down with peace of mind.He only brought a wine glass this time, and he said to himself: "Eat what you like. I'm afraid you won't eat it, so I bought all the snacks Brother Zhang talked about before. If you don't want to eat it, you can throw it to him. "

Yu Zhihong: "..."

Gu Duo continued: "Today it's Nanyang wine. I found it in a village. They said that this wine had to be buried under a big tree on the south side of the sun, so it's called that."

Yu Zhihong said, "Good name."

"You lied to me." Gu Duo said, "I went to the south of the village to see, and there were no trees at all."

Yu Zhihong: "..."

Gu Duo just casually talked about what he saw today, and he didn't seem to be angry because of it: "Anyway, it's delicious, so I'll let him talk nonsense. At most, he wants me to give some more money, it's nothing."

Yu Zhihong disapproved: "This is a lie."

"If you have money, who wants to lie?" Gu Duo said indifferently, "I don't lack money, so I can give it to him. Here, would you like to praise me for being kind?"

Yu Zhihong: "You are beautiful and kind."

"It's too much." Gu Duo dug out a roast chicken from the big bag, tore the chicken legs carelessly, and handed the chicken to him, "Take off one leg."

Yu Zhihong: "..."

The food that Gu Duo bought covered an entire table.Yu Zhihong was not greedy, and he didn't have the habit of eating late at night. Gu Duo just drank and didn't care about eating. In the end, most of the leftovers were given to Lao Zhang next door.

Lao Zhang was so grateful that he almost recognized Gu Duo as his father.Gu Duo felt that he was young and beautiful, and he didn't want to have such a big son, so he firmly refused.

Yu Zhihong sent Gu Duo out of the barracks, and when he came to the door, Gu Duo suddenly said, "You don't eat spicy or sweet food, you like tasteless things, right?"

Yu Zhihong asked, "How do you know?"

Gu Duo said: "I just saw it."

"You can ask me directly," Yu Zhihong said.

"That won't work." Gu Duo said, "Sister Hongbo said, what you can see is your heart, and what you ask is boring. For example, after I finished speaking just now, you must be very moved."

Yu Zhihong couldn't help but laugh: "Yes, I'm touched."

Gu Duo snorted: "You don't have to force it, you're too fake. But, I'll still bring you something to eat. Let's go!"

"Wait a moment." Yu Zhihong grabbed him and took out a purse, "You take it."

Gu Duo opened it and saw that there was silver inside: "What do you want me to do with this?"

Of course, Yu Zhihong was afraid that he would be deceived, but he couldn't tell the truth. He just said: "The meal money. I bought it for me, and I should pay for it."

Yu Zhihong was still afraid that Gu Duo would not accept him, so he made up some excuses in his heart.But Gu Duo really regards money as something outside of him, spending money like running water, and taking money is not polite: "Okay."

Yu Zhihong watched him go away, walked around the camp by the way, and then went back to his room to rest.

When he returned to the room, he suddenly had a thought: "Should I add an extra bed?"

But as soon as he thought about it, His Royal Highness Xian Wang felt that he was outrageous, so he calmed down, discarded distracting thoughts, and fell asleep.

Gu Duo "wandered the rivers and lakes" for many years and was used to running around. At first he only wanted to hang out with Yu Zhihong for a few days, but he never expected that he could still get along with this person, so he regarded "going to the military camp at night" as a The same fixed schedule as "Wandering Jianghu".

After living like this for a long time, it even makes people feel like a tired bird returning to its nest.He thought to himself: "Is this what others said, the feeling of going home?"

He asked Yu Zhihong, and Yu Zhihong said: "If you are homesick, you might as well go back to Heyang."

Gu Duo said, "What am I going to Heyang for?"

Yu Zhihong asked: "I remember you are from Heyang?"

"I am from Heyang, but I have never been there." Gu Duo said strangely, "Is this a conflict? My master said I am from Heyang, so I am from Heyang."

Yu Zhihong was dazzled by his group of "Heyang people", but he heard that his life experience might be rough, so he didn't ask further: "If you want, you can treat this as your own home in the future."

Gu Duo was stunned for a moment, then jumped up with joy, threw himself into Yu Zhihong's arms, hugged him by the waist, and said enthusiastically, "I am very willing!"

Yu Zhihong was bewildered by his affection.

From then on, Gu Duo threw things at Yu Zhihong's from time to time. Today he left the customs clearance document, and tomorrow he forgot the wine glass... and then simply put it in the tent.

Yu Zhihong collected them one by one.

But within a few days, Gu Duo came early once and saw the soldiers set up camp, realized that moving around was causing trouble to others, and took away all his belongings.

That night, Yu Zhihong accompanied him to do a few tricks, and said while drinking: "I am in the capital, and there is a palace."

Gu Duo asked: "Is it very big!"

"Yes." Yu Zhihong described it in Gu Duo's way, "It can accommodate more than a hundred people."

Gu Duo said sincerely: "There are so many people in your family. Are they all your princess and son? Oh, and your daughter."

Yu Zhihong: "I have never married a wife."

Gu Duo: "Then..."

"Never have a concubine." Yu Zhihong said, "not to mention children."

Gu Duo finished his drink, and said inexplicably, "I didn't want to ask you about taking a concubine, I just wanted to ask you whether you like a son or a daughter."

Yu Zhihong: "..."

Yu Zhihong said: "Everything is fine."

"You're not picky." Gu Duo said with his face propped up, "If I choose, I'll choose my daughter, a soft ball. If I have a daughter, I'll buy her delicious food every day."

The virtuous king who ate what Gu Duo brought every day: "..."

Gu Duo also added: "It's like buying food for you now."

Yu Zhihong: "..."

Gu Duo probably drank too much wine today, and talked about "future daughter" for a long time, looking quite yearning.

Hearing his words at first glance, it seemed that he had imagined for a long time that he would be a good father when he would start a family and start a business in the future; but Yu Zhihong had figured out his background, and knew that this person would find it troublesome to be a person, not to mention being a father. Thinking wildly, talking about "daughter", is actually similar to finding a playmate for yourself.

After Gu Duo finished speaking, he didn't intend to leave, and pulled Yu Zhihong: "Come on! I'll sleep with you tonight."

It was a natural thing for a friend to stay overnight as a guest, but for some reason, Yu Zhihong froze on the spot when he thought of sharing the same bed.

Gu Duo said: "Huh? Don't you like me? I thought you liked me very much and would want to sleep with me."

Yu Zhihong almost choked on his own saliva.

Gu Duo said: "Oh, this is what Sister Hongbo told me. She said that it is not easy to meet someone you like, and you can sleep if you can. I think it makes sense."

Yu Zhihong heard this name familiar last time, and finally remembered to ask: "Who is Hongbo?"

Gu Duo said in surprise: "You don't know? She is the most beautiful woman in Daqi! You haven't seen her before, so you are really a man from Beijing!"

Yu Zhihong remembered that she had really heard of this red silk girl.This woman is the oiran of the capital city, and it is said that she is a daughter of a rich woman, which makes the noble children flock to her.

Yu Zhihong frowned: "Do you often go to see her?"

"Of course!" Gu Duo replied with a smile, looking rather proud, "I have a good relationship with Sister Hongbo, and when others saw that she wanted to pay to enter the door, my sister left me a window, so it didn't cost any money. "

Yu Zhihong didn't expect this person to be the servant of the lady of Huakui, his face darkened: "You sleep with her too?"

Gu Duo actually got wronged: "No, she refused to let me, saying that I can only sleep with someone I like. And it's not the kind of person I like her, I can't just like the skin, I have to be unique."

Yu Zhihong didn't know where the anger came from, and scolded: "It's not serious. How can I say this out of my mouth."

Gu Duo was murdered for no reason, and immediately returned it: "If you like it and don't sleep, it is not serious. I have nothing to say to you, let's go!"

He just rolled up his luggage and left with a sword on his back.

Gu Duo's lightness kung fu was good too, when Yu Zhihong regained his strength and chased him out, he was no longer in sight.

Yu Zhihong calmed down for a moment, and after thinking about it for a while, he realized that he had misunderstood.

Gu Duo's disposition is like a child's, sometimes transparent, sometimes childish, I'm afraid he is not enlightened at all emotionally, but he is willing to join in the fun.He even dared to break into a military camp, let alone a mere brothel.

As for Hongbo, who can be the oiran of the capital, she must be considerate, and would not do anything with him, probably because she saw the handsome young man and just casually made fun of him.

——The matter is still different from what His Royal Highness the Xianwang guessed.If Hongbo knew that Gu Duo remembered her phrase "There are flowers that can be broken" as "Sleep if you like it", maybe she would fly over and tear this guy up with her hands.

Yu Zhihong returned to the room, unable to sleep, lying on the bed thinking: "What kind of anger am I?"

There are many children from the capital, his brothers, who love to go to Huajie and Liuxiang.Even the first-rank officials in the court who are governed by the law secretly redeemed the brothel girls and took them home as concubines.

He should have been used to these things a long time ago, and he didn't even take them into his heart when he saw them.

What do he and Gu Duo care about?

Yu Zhihong remembered that Gu Duo was going to sleep with him.

He thought to himself: "I have to teach him about this tomorrow."

But thinking of this, he realized that the person was driven away by him, and it was unknown whether he would come back tomorrow.

The marching route is considered a secret, and Yu Zhihong never told Gu Duoming about it, but Gu Duo could always find him; but if Gu Duo didn't come, he would have nowhere to find someone.

Thinking that he might not be able to find this person again, Yu Zhihong couldn't sleep anymore.

After running out after a disagreement, Gu Duo walked a long way with his head sullen, only to realize that he was going in the wrong direction.He didn't bother to turn back, so he just kept going. It was only after dawn that he found a teahouse.

The waiter dozed off in front of the hall, but Gu Duo ruthlessly woke him up, ordered a pot of Tieguanyin, and threw down the silver coins, but fell asleep himself, and did not wake up until noon the next day.

There are often travelers who come to stay overnight on the road, and the store has long been used to being a free inn.Gu Duo felt sorry, and had a meal here, chatting and joking with the boss Xiao Er, and it was afternoon in a flash.

The snacks here are good, he hastily packed some and ran to chase the army.

Contrary to what Yu Zhihong thought, Gu Duo didn't have the function of "overnight enmity". He either slept in and forgot all about it, or he didn't communicate with each other on the spot.

It's just that his sense of direction was really poor, and he lost his way several times. When he found today's camp, it was already close to the second watch.

Yu Zhihong was standing at the gate, looking as if he was about to go out.

Seeing that he was in a daze, Gu Duo sneaked around behind him and blew on the back of his neck.Yu Zhihong was so startled that he almost drew his sword and chopped off.

Seeing clearly that it was him, Yu Zhihong said helplessly, "Being nonsense, be careful not to hurt you."

Gu Duo was extremely confident: "You can't hit me."

He stuffed the pastry to Yu Zhihong, and walked in with his shoulders crossed.

The soldiers of the Manying camp had long known that their commander's friends often visited at night, but it was the first time he saw His Highness the Xian Wang being dragged and dragged, and his jaw dropped all the way in shock.

Halfway, Gu Duo slapped his thigh: "Hey! Forgot!"

Yu Zhihong asked, "What did you forget?"

Gu Duo said in a low voice: "Go quickly, go back and talk to you."

So, everyone saw their friend holding His Highness Xian Wang's arm, and suddenly started running while walking.The prince, who was always dignified and serious, also let him run and jolt back to his military tent.

"I'm a good boy!" Someone was dumbfounded, "Where did this god come from, and he can make the general obedient!"

"That was our general just now? It can't be fake!"

"No way, pretending to be a prince will be beheaded!"

"terrible……"

Lao Zhang was also shocked: "This...they have only known each other for a few days, and they are so familiar?!"

Once back in the military tent, Gu Duo said, "I forgot to buy wine!"

Yu Zhihong hesitated for a moment, then took out an altar from under the bed.

Gu Duo was pleasantly surprised: "Well, you are a great general, you actually have a private possession! Where did you get it?"

Yu Zhihong said, "I collected it during the camp tour."

Gu Duo said: "Who hid the wine? It's really my savior! Tell me quietly."

Yu Zhihong's face was unnatural for a moment, and he said lightly: "I tell you, you can thank you with food. Do you still want the military order? Is it a reward or a punishment for hiding wine?"

Fortunately, Gu Duo was fine with wine, so he didn't get too tangled up. He took a big sip of Kaifeng Ni and said, "Good wine!"

Today the jar is a bit bigger, after drinking for three rounds, Gu Duo started to be in a trance again, and suddenly remembered the old score: "You attacked me yesterday."

Yu Zhihong said, "Well, I'm sorry."

Gu Duo was lying on the table, and before he could play tricks, Yu Zhihong said again: "Going out of the customs later, there are few towns, you... If you still follow, you might as well stay here."

Upon hearing this, Gu Duo held his hand with a smile, and said sunnyly, "Hey, really, you treat me so well."

The author says:

Gu Duo: Sister Hongbo taught me that if I like you, I should sleep with you.

Yu Zhihong: I can teach you too.

It's a sweet fish today!

Your little sweetheart is trying to collect!

And the shameless Anli Jiyou's work: "Did my wife escape marriage today?" (Wearing Books)》

1V1 cut leg meat sprinkle sugar cookies;

Simple and brave generals attack X natural straight balls;

After transmigrating into the villain's Chongxi male wife, Lin Chiyu quickly escaped from marriage and found a fake husband, the big brother he accidentally rescued.

Unexpectedly, the eldest brother Neng Wen Neng Wu still has a crush on him, and he pleases him openly and secretly every day, and lives his life as if he married first and then loved Xiao Tianwen.

The only problem is that the big brother is very insecure, cueing the villain general overtly and secretly.

It doesn't matter, he can give the big brother a sense of security!

Zhuo Yiming: "If you had met General Yin sooner..."

Lin Chiyu (continuing to rush to answer): "Don't worry, even if he and I are the only ones left in the world, I will definitely stay far away from him."

Zhuo Yiming: "If I were General Yin..."

Lin Chiyu (kept answering): "What a ghost story, if you were him, I would flee for three thousand miles immediately!"

Ah, today is also a day to make my dear feel full of security!

Yin Xu: Thank you, I'm even more panicked...

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A few years later, on the night before the big brother's make-up wedding banquet and title, Lin Chiyu was kidnapped. The general's enemies insisted that he was the general's wife.

Lin Chiyu made a doubtful voice: "Are you blind?"

Thank you for the invitation, I have escaped marriage for many years, the rumored little wife that the general loves so much is not me!

However, that day, the villain general Lei Ting was so furious that he rushed towards him without hesitation and broke into the trap by himself.

The man's ink armor was stained with blood, but Lin Chiyu was unscathed.

When all the dust settled, General Shashen carefully fetched the washboard and asked in a low voice:

"Ah Yu said that there are no problems that cannot be solved by kneeling on the washboard. Does this still count?"