Part-time swordsman working part-time [Interstellar]

Feeding strategy for Yumao cat

As a roommate, Yu Zhihong is a very good choice.Sleeping, sanitation and common expenses, these three dormitory conflicts are the hardest hit areas, he is not hypocritical, he is strict with himself and lenient with others.

And it's ridiculously inclusive.

Gu Duo once took a shower and left his socks in the bathroom.Yu Zhihong not only didn't say he disliked it, but even washed it with his hands and hung it to dry.

So that when Gu returned to the scene of the accident the next morning, he almost turned into an ostrich when he saw the two blue ball socks fluttering in the wind, and wanted to bury his head in the sand and never see anyone again.

For this group of male college students, the best way to express their gratitude is to treat them to dinner.But Yu Zhihong's painful lesson from the last time he had a string is still vivid in his memory. In Gu Duo's mind, he has a glass stomach, which is comparable to a Muppet cat.Gu Xiaoniao didn't dare to feed Yumao indiscriminately, so she could only go to the supermarket to buy decent snacks and come back.

But when Yu Zhihong saw this, he bought a bunch of grilled sausages and duck necks in return, which made Gu Duo salivate and eat until his belly rounded.

While eating, Gu Duo boasted for some reason, "I really wronged you before, Yu Zhihong, you are definitely a good person. Hey, you said that your ex-roommate didn't want to live with you. It's his fault." loss!"

Unexpectedly, Yu Zhihong's answer was even more shameless: "Because I only treat you well."

Gu Duo was almost frightened by these words, a pepper foam slipped into his throat, and he coughed earth-shatteringly.

Yu Zhihong served him tea, poured water, and patted his back. After a long while, Gu Duo calmed down. Gu Duo's first words were: "Li Chengshuang said that you treat me as your younger brother, and it's really not to take advantage of you. Just like you, say you Anyone who follows me will believe me!"

Yu Zhihong was still a little confused, so he asked, "Is this not good for me?"

Gu Duo had no choice but to teach this three-good student with a tenth-level social disability: "How should I put it, is it good or not? Just like you, if you meet someone who is a bit of a jerk, he can fool you into nothing."

After hearing this, Yu Zhihong said with certainty, "You won't do this."

For some reason, when Gu Duo heard this, it was as if he had been swept into his heart by the tip of the puppet cat's tail, and he became chaste masculinity, and smiled and hugged Yu Zhihong's neck: "Well, what I said to you, the future master Cover you. If anyone bullies you, I will bully you back, okay?"

Yu Zhihong replied seriously: "Not good. I will deduct your daily grades."

Gu Duo: "..."

Forget it, this person can't get along!

However, the next moment, Gu Duo felt that he should take back the sentence "cannot be done".

Because Yu Zhihong said again: "Besides, you were crying to find your brother that day, and I promised to take care of you."

Gu Duo: "??"

That's what I really can't get along with!Forget that he misjudged the person, this Nizi wants to give him the rhythm of being an ancestor!

Although he didn't really want to know, Gu Duo still listened to what happened on the day he asked Yu Zhihong to have a fight and after drinking.He suddenly felt that his fame, which did not exist in the first life, would be ruined, and he wished he could kill someone to silence it.

Fortunately, Yu Zhihong was considerate and took the initiative to say that he would not tell others about this time, so Gu spared his life and did not embark on the road of breaking the law and committing crimes.

Gu Duo covered his face and said: "No, why do you remember what you said. I'm so drunk, you can believe the nonsense!"

Yu Zhihong replied: "Well, I remember everything you said."

Gu Duo broke down even more: "Then I really thank you! Ah?!"

At the end of the day, it ended with Yu Zhihong swearing with a lamp.

Gu Duo forced him to say, "Tomorrow morning, forget everything about the past." After Yu Zhihong finished speaking, the dormitory supervisor pulled the switch of the dormitory as soon as he finished speaking.

Gu Duo: "..."

Yu Zhihong: "..."

In the darkness, I don't know who could not help but laugh first.Yu Zhihong approached, put his palm on the top of Gu Duo's head, and said softly, "Speak the truth after drinking. People are not grass, so there is no shame in it."

Gu Duo leaned on him bonelessly, poked Yu Zhihong's waist, and threatened, "Then you also swear, don't try to deny it! If you dare to say nothing, I will..."

Gu Duo wanted to say, "I'll just tickle you," but Yu Zhihong said without hesitation, "I'll die badly."

Gu Duo didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "You are cruel enough to yourself, if you can, go to bed and start school tomorrow. I found that your mouth is quite good at coaxing little girls. If it weren't for the lack of girls in Hangda University, the confession letter could fit in your suitcase. "

Even if the Earth were to hold back humanity, women are still sadly thought to be unsuitable for military schools.

Although experts and scholars have argued in the past few years that women are far more suitable for the current army than men because space combat does not require too much physical manipulation and because they are more resistant to stress, the public does not agree.

The machismo accumulated over the millennia objected, and extreme feminists also protested.The former claims that defending the country is a man's natural mission, and girls who are born with weak physiques should be protected.The latter feels that women who have already undertaken childbearing should not be entrusted with this responsibility. This kind of argument is tantamount to exploitation.

It is worth mentioning that although the two camps have the same conclusion, they are still arguing.A few years ago, there was a big war of words on the Internet, which also led to extreme remarks such as "Who will give birth to Lao Tzu after the woman is a soldier?" and "Men who have nothing good should die."

Fortunately, the Internet environment at this time has long been mature, and it will not be like the ancient human period, allowing the plutocrats to control and escalate disputes and earn unconscionable money that adds fuel to the fire.

So, when everyone found out that this year's freshman representative was a girl, the Real Combat Academy was in an instant uproar.

This school girl's name is Han Qiuling, and the window contains Xiling Qianqiuxue. The name is poetic and picturesque, but the answer sheet of the entrance examination is not mixed with tenderness. The way of thinking is completely different.

Coincidentally, Gu Duo succeeded Yu Zhihong and was also this year's student representative.

The counselor was trembling when he took Gu Duo to the backstage to wait for the show. Obviously because last year's incident was a bit dark, he asked him thousands of times not to make trouble; when he saw Han Qiuling in the makeup area, he was afraid that the two students with very individual answers would disagree. , Talking about a bunch of seniors and sisters and their relatives.

Gu Duo's ears were almost callused, and he said helplessly: "Okay, okay, teacher, I swear I will remember. No, I have nothing to do, why hit other girls, I'm not sick..."

"What's wrong with the girl?" Han Qiuling looked over, "What if I hit you, the school girl is not easy to bully."

Gu Duo said casually: "It means that your brain is not very good. The school hospital will reimburse you in full for medical treatment, and the senior will guide you."

Just as the counselor said that it was time to finish, he was finally relieved to see the two people start to have fun, and went on to do other things.

It is not easy to be a student representative. Not only do you have to write manuscripts, but you also have to recite words.Gu Duo asked Yu Zhihong for the manuscript, but Yu Zhihong couldn't let Yu Zhihong do it for him, so he had to bite the bullet and memorize it.

At this juncture, Xing Gai returned the message and asked, "Brother Gu, is our school girl pretty?"

Gu Duo said mercilessly: "Who are you and "we"?of our college.I don't know if it's beautiful or not, anyway, all but two of the test scores are higher than yours. "

Xing Hui replied: "Well, then I can rest assured. We were afraid that you chatted too well with the school girl just now, so don't know about it."

It seemed that Li Chengshuang had taken Xing Yi's cell phone, and as expected, another message was sent immediately: "Where did we come from, I didn't say that, Brother Gu, I know you and Senior Yu are innocent."

Gu Duo: "..."

Gu Duo didn't want to give these two idiots a look, so he blocked them for three seconds.

The author says:

Happy White Day!It's a bit shorter, but wanted to update it on this day!

I wish Xiaoyu Xiaogu a happy Valentine's Day, thank you for locking it, the key was accidentally lost when the author took it out——

And red envelopes are distributed in this chapter, in case someone in 315 complains that the author opened the skylight last week.

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!