Part-time swordsman working part-time [Interstellar]

Yu Zhihong, open the door, don't hide inside and make no noise!

Gu Duo only felt that eating in that restaurant would hurt money and he was bored, but he never thought that some people could make a fuss to the point of being hanged after a meal.

At first, he tried to give Yu Zhihong a princess hug in public, but his arm strength did not allow him to lift a person who was half a head taller than himself, so he had to half-drag and half-drag the patient to stop the car in frustration.

If it is normal, maybe there will be an enthusiastic classmate to help.But in the dormitory area during the holidays, Bird Guo didn't bother to take a shit, and there wasn't even a ghost.

The most irritating thing was the wounded himself—Yu Zhihong was so uncomfortable that he was almost unconscious, but he still didn't forget to guard his mobile phone strictly.After getting in the car, as soon as he heard Gu Duo say that he wanted to call his family, he hid his phone with difficulty and protested silently.

Gu Duo misunderstood logically, thinking that this person wanted to take out his mobile phone and wanted to do a favor.But his outstretched paw was immediately resisted, and Yu Zhihong never forgot to slap him when he was dying, weakly like a kitten scratching someone, only imposing but without the attack power of his index finger.

Gu Duo: "..."

In fact, he doesn't have a hobby of robbing civilian men, so if he doesn't give him a mobile phone, he won't give it.Anyway, the school hospital is free of charge, and he does not need to pay.

Finally, with the help of the nurse on duty, he found Yu Zhihong's classmate who was staying at school and called half of his family members.

When that classmate came, the doctor was reading out the diagnosis: "The patient has been overtired recently, eating spicy and greasy food stimulated the stomach, indigestion caused a chain reaction, just rest for a few days... He also vomited in the middle? Well, it is also stimulating It’s over. Young people, don’t take your body seriously.”

Gu Duo said strangely: "I'm overtired recently? It's not that I finished the exam early, but where did I get tired. I see that he looks like a good student who goes to bed early and wakes up early. Does he still have a night life?"

"Uh... Brother Gu, right?" A young man wearing glasses interjected awkwardly, "Mr. Zhihong mentioned you. He didn't run around a few days ago. He joined the investigation team to help you find out."

Gu Duo: "..."

The young man with glasses stretched out his hand and said, "Hello, junior, my name is Li Chengshuang. It turns out that I am a mecha operator major like you. I failed the vision test this year, and I am about to switch to the direction of mechanical research."

Gu Duo previously felt that he was a duty-bound hero to save the beauty and take care of Princess Yu Dawanou.But after listening to Li Chengshuang's explanation, he suddenly realized that this behavior was at best called knotting grass.

So, he didn't know where the sense of justice came from, he actually persuaded Li Chengshuang to leave, and sat by the bed by himself, as if he was ready to take care of others - and forgot that he didn't have this skill.

Fortunately, Yu Zhihong woke up in time, and when Gu Duo was seriously researching "drinking more hot water, does the water have to be scalded to achieve anti-inflammatory and bactericidal effects", he tried his best to stop this tragic idea.

The nurse wanted to cry but had no tears: "My little ancestor, do you think you didn't play enough last time!"

Gu Duo was confused: "No, just now you said that hot water was used to sterilize, and you asked me to iron the tableware... I didn't do anything to Xing He, at most, I almost took the wrong medicine..."

Nurse:"……"

Yu Zhihong: "..."

Yu Zhihong almost felt that he was the survivor of the catastrophe, and he was trying to explain something, but he saw Gu Duo picked up the cup of boiling water and drank it without hesitation.

The man also said: "If I didn't drink it myself, I would almost tell you that boiled water is poisonous—at most, there would be steam in my mouth after drinking it. What's the matter..."

The nurse was taken aback at first, seeing that Gu Duo was really fine, she thought he was playing a prank.

The older girl didn't want to talk to the boring little boy. Seeing that Yu Zhihong probably had the ability to resist after waking up, so she wouldn't be beaten to death, she reprimanded a few words and went back to the duty room to play with her mobile phone.

The door of the ward was closed, and the metal buckle made a "click", which meant that the door was closed tightly; the sound of the nurse's leather heels and the knocking on the ground gradually faded away, and finally entered the stairwell at the other end of the corridor.

Yu Zhihong asked casually, "Do you often take medicine indiscriminately?"

The word "chaotic" does not sound like a good idea, like being condemned.

Gu Duo originally had an impatient mentality of "it's none of your business", and thought that Yu Zhihong was lying here, at least 70.00% of his own responsibility, so he replied: "The capsules and tablets all look the same, and there are so many messy varieties. Remember where to go...Anyway, it’s not a big deal if you eat the wrong ones, just eat more right ones.”

If there is a third person present at this time and hears the talk about taking medicine, he must quickly light up to see if there is any shadow of Gu Duo—this child must have been poisoned to death by himself, and the wandering soul will not leave in the hospital.

But Yu Zhihong was different. He remembered a secret experiment in the research institute... about human body modification.

Ever since the first human being was born, human beings have always been curious about their own parts.Infants and young children are gnawing at their hands and feet wondering why this thing can move. In ancient and middle ages, human beings studied the five viscera, six internal organs, meridians and eight meridians.

The end point of these studies will basically point to the same end point: Can we become stronger?Can life be extended?

This is not only science in the laboratory, but also anthropology like god-making.

It is not only the future of all mankind, but also everyone's own selfish desire.

Therefore, when the experiment reaches the step of trying to transform the human body, it will undoubtedly become Schrödinger's cat box - no one knows whether it can open Aladdin's lamp or Pandora's box.

Ancient human beings still remember to talk about ethics and rules, and strictly abide by this line.However, the rapid development of modern science and technology has reduced the cost of material resources required for this research to a negligible level, adding a kind of temptation similar to gambling.

Gu Duo chattered on and on about how he was able to feed himself well. He was fine after starving for ten days and a half a month, and he was fine after being scorched by the skin of barbecued meat.

Yu Zhihong asked: "Won't others say that your wound healed too quickly?"

Gu Duo: "Huh? You're too good at chatting. Obviously I'm the one who beats others worse. Who are you with? How can you destroy my prestige!"

Yu Zhihong: "..."

Gu Duonian didn't care about him because he was a little princess pea, and made a final decision: "Okay, I know you are delicate. Although you are not as masculine as I am, girls like you, so don't get angry. Anyway, you are beautiful Looks good, that's the most important thing."

Yu Zhihong was speechless, and could neither laugh nor laugh.

Although Gu Duo was impatient to get along with Yu Zhihong, it was estimated that there would be no points deducted during the holidays and no need to study for exams. The main conflict between the two of them was downplayed, and the atmosphere was much more harmonious.

Time passed by, and Yu Zhihong really asked him to take care of him until he was discharged from the hospital.

On the way, Li Chengshuang came to visit a few times, but he and Yu Zhihong should be just casual acquaintances, not too warm.If I had to use an analogy, it would probably be the friendship between Gu Duo and his high school deskmate - they could copy homework together, chat nonsense together, and help each other when needed.

But the brothers who call the two ribs go out to fight, they will definitely not call each other out, and they will not contact each other after graduation. They will say "this is my good buddy back then" when they meet.

Of course, people like Yu Zhihong don't bother to copy homework, so the friendship will be reduced by one or two points.

But Li Chengshuang has a good temper, so he might add another half a point.

When Gu Duo sent Li Chengshuang out of the school hospital for the last time, the senior also said good things for Yu Zhihong: "Zhihong always said that he regarded you as a younger brother in his heart, but he didn't know how to treat you. Now I see you getting along Very well, he is also a blessing in disguise."

Gu Duo pretended to be a bit of a dog in front of Yu Zhihong, but he lost a lot of pressure from Li Chengshuang. Find him something to eat. I only recognize my grandson but not my elder brother, he is beautiful!"

Li Chengshuang didn't know what he had imagined, he couldn't help laughing, and then truthfully explained the matter of Gu Duo crying after drinking.

The client, Gu, felt very ashamed, rejected Li's invitation to "come and play with me often in the future", and really didn't want to go back to see Yu.

Of course, Yu Zhihong was not a serious Princess and the Pea. As soon as Gu Duo and Li Chengshuang left, he packed his things by himself and asked the doctor to stamp the discharge certificate.

Then when he went downstairs, he happened to see Gu Duo squatting on the steps with a cigarette in his mouth, not knowing what to think.

Yu Zhihong walked over and took out the cigarette from Gu Duo's mouth: "Smoking is prohibited in the school."

Gu Duo was annoyed: "Smoking is still not allowed in the school, you student union can't be wronged when you are on duty, right?"

Yu Zhihong knew that this guy was in a bad mood again, so he stretched out his hand and said, "Tomorrow is the New Year, do you want to eat dumplings?"

Gu Duo said: "Chives, eggs and shrimp."

Yu Zhihong nodded, Gu Duo quickly clapped his hands, patted his buttocks and stood up.

Then Comrade Gu found shamefully that he really looked like a younger brother.

But no matter whether it is the elder brother or the younger brother, it is really not as good as the dumpling with the whole shrimp wrapped in the stuffing.

In the current era of over-developed artificial intelligence, most of the dishes are served by machines. Only dumplings, which symbolize the taste of the new year, have been held in an inexplicable position. So far, it still depends on everyone.

Every Chinese New Year, a family gathers in front of the stove to make dumplings, which is a childhood memory of many people.It's a pity that this memory is in danger of being lost recently. Gu Duo's generation basically knows how to squeeze and scatter dumplings. Since the cooks in the cafeteria are only responsible for making stuffing and dough, the dormitory area, which was already empty of people, is even worse.

Gu Duo thought that Yu Zhihong was reliable, so he spread his hands here trustingly, in the name of letting him know that being a brother is not easy.

But later, the more he watched, the more fun he got. This person couldn't help but to owe his hand, so he wrapped it up, so that when he finally saw the pot of noodle soup with leeks and shrimps, Gu Duo thought that the problem was with him, so he honestly admitted his mistake and saw that Yu Zhihong was orderly. Add things to the pot.

Li Chengshuang went to the cafeteria to eat, and what he saw was the scene of Chef Yu Zhihong.He immediately pulled Gu Duo away in horror, and asked, "Let me tell you, Zhihong has a very good temper. If you offend him, please apologize quickly...Your crime is not so serious."

Gu Duo: "?"

Gu Duo didn't understand at all, but Yu Zhihong's "dumplings" just came out of the pot, so he went to taste it and understood immediately.

Li Chengshuang mourned in silence, and Gu Duo's face seemed to have been painted with three catties of purple potion.

Yu Zhihong frowned, found the "Noodle Soup Recipe Encyclopedia" page on his phone, and carefully reviewed it.

Gu Duo is a good brother who values ​​loyalty. Seeing that Yu Zhihong cooked seriously for the first time and successfully served something, he ate a few big mouthfuls to save face.

Still stopped by Yu Zhihong.

Li Chengshuang gave high praise: "You two are a perfect match, one dares to do it, the other dares to eat it."

Gu Duo: "..."

Yu Zhihong: "..."

So in the end, under Gu Duo's lust, Li Chengshuang ate two pieces of shrimp and one leek without any resistance, and vomited for three days without wanting to eat.

But Yu Zhihong seriously reviewed the mistake, and found the person in charge of the cafeteria, and paid three times the compensation for the broken pot.

Now Gu Duo wasn't calm anymore, he finally knew what he ate - Yu Zhihong poured the bottom of the pot into the soup!

Therefore, Gu Xiaoduo defected to Li Chengshuang's camp, and with a slight advantage of two to one, sentenced Yu Zhihong to deprive him of the right to cook for life.

After the noisy New Year, Yu Zhihong seemed to be busy all of a sudden, he didn't know where he was every day, and he didn't see anyone at all.But it's only been a few days since I left school, Gu Duo didn't stay alone in the empty room for long before returning to Xing Gan.

Xing Hui said that he went home this time mainly to pack Lao Xing's things. Obviously, seeing things and thinking about others made him not in a good mood. After a long journey, he looked very tired.

Gu Duo then changed the subject and asked him how the course he failed last semester was doing, and whether he wanted to retake it.

The course that Xing Hui failed was notoriously strict, and only students who couldn't get other elective courses would try it.But at the end of the semester, the teacher who used to be known as the "Practical First-Year King of Hell" suddenly had something to do and asked Yu Jingsheng to help with writing questions and grading papers.

Dean Yu is a person who has a very good temper and is robbed of elective courses as soon as he starts. However, he is not familiar with the business this time, and the papers he gave are still beyond the mark.Fortunately, he also knew the problem, so it was very easy to grade the papers. Most of the people passed the test, and only one unlucky guy, Xing Hui, was caught.

Xing Hui suddenly asked: "Brother Gu, do you think I am not suitable for fighting at all?"

Gu Duo thought for a while and replied: "I have no experience in fighting in space. But the person who fights on the street and asks himself "Are you going to lose this time?" will definitely be beaten the worst. "

Xing Kai didn't speak any more, and went into isolation.

The holidays are counting down soon, and the new semester is about to begin.Before the official start of school, Gu Duo once saw Li Chengshuang and Xing Qi walking together, and suspected that Xing Qi still wanted to change majors.

This premonition came true towards the end of the first half of my freshman year.

Xing Hui explained this matter to Gu Duo at the end of the school year - of course not to ask for consent, but to change dormitories.

Xing Gui felt that he lacked too many courses in the next major, so he wanted to ask Li Chengshuang, who was in a similar situation, for advice.Gu Duo lazily complained a few words, then went to ask Li Chengshuang's roommate for advice.

Unexpectedly, he was intercepted halfway, and was stopped by Yu Zhihong's roommate.

Yu Zhihong's roommate almost burst into tears, complaining to Gu Duo how Yu Zhihong is strict with others and self-discipline, and begged Gu Duo to change everything, save himself from the fire and water, and let him go to form a team with Li Chengshuang's roommate.

After the last holiday, Gu Duo really liked Yu Zhihong a lot and began to fall in love with him.Yu Zhihong seemed to have figured out Gu Duo's temperament, and no longer strictly required him to study by himself on time or eat less ice cream in summer.

In the eyes of outsiders, they all felt that the two of them were friends, and it was normal to make such a request.

Gu Duo didn't have any objections either - he didn't know Li Chengshuang's roommate well, although according to his personality he could get to know each other sooner or later, but it was better to live with Yu Zhihong.

So, before the new holiday came, Gu Duo knocked on the door of 305 with his package on his shoulders, and shouted inside: "Yu Zhihong, open the door! I'm so hot."

The author says:

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