Koi Cheng Jing [Entertainment]

Lin Haiyang followed the big man out of the toilet with a dazed expression, he turned his head shyly and smiled, and left.

Niang was having fun in the box, when he found Lin Haiyang back, he went up and hugged him, "Come, come and play dice!"

"Okay!" Lin Haiyang agreed very simply, and asked, "How do you play?"

"Whoever loses can drink half a glass of wine, how about it?" Niang bumped him with his shoulder with some strange thoughts: "You only drink milk when you come out at night, how old are you..."

Lin Haiyang hesitated a little, thought it over, and agreed, "Then, okay..."

Niang was overjoyed, and began to call his companions, who gradually began to dance like demons, to take the dice and play with excitement——

Half an hour later, the box was completely poured down, and the big men were all lying on the table, foaming at the mouth: "I really don't want to drink anymore!"

Lin Haiyang blushed, picked up the dice and shook it violently, opened it to see three sixes: "I won again!"

The eyeliner guy grunted and drank half a cup with a mournful face. Lin Haiyang went to get the dice again, shook it violently again, and opened it to see two sixes and one five: "Win!"

Lin Haiyang's cries of "Win!" It's just a scene of a group of big men wishing to kneel under Lin Haiyang's pants and beg him to stop shaking. The corners of their lips twitched slightly: "... Haiyang?"

Lin Haiyang was very happy. The three good students had never seen anything in the world. It was the first time they played such an exciting game. He even went to Lannion's hand: "Director, come again?"

Niang slumped on the chair, uncertain of life or death: "... Please let me go!"

With a dark face, Ling Cheng stuffed the excited little frog into the car, took it home and went to sleep.

The next day, Lin Haiyang received a message that Director Chen was going to hold an audition, and the company got him a spot for him to attend.

Director Chen's reputation is resounding, and his goal is extremely clear, which is "commercial films". He does not pursue any depth or philosophy, and implements the central idea of ​​"making popcorn movies the best". It's a high-grossing movie, and it's great.

It is true, the general movie audience is the younger wave, most of them are students, who take time out to watch movies in their busy study life, of course, it is very likely that they will choose this kind of commercial movies.Special effects don’t need to be slapped up like money, the picture is beautiful, and the plot as long as it is smooth and passable is enough, as long as there is no plot that insults the audience’s IQ too much, everyone can accept it.

But Director Chen has a quirk. He doesn't like to accept roles from the film studio. As long as there is more money, he can fill in a few supporting roles, but the leading role is absolutely not-he has to choose by himself, or he will quit.

And the criteria he chooses every time are also very strange. Last year's criteria was "have a face that makes people want to laugh when you look at it", the year before that was "the hero's butt is very thin and waist", and the year before that was "the height should not exceed one year. Qi Qi's weight cannot exceed 65 kg", and so on, there is no rule at all, and the requirements can only be known when the audition starts.

Lin Haiyang cleaned himself up, put on formal clothes, and went to the audition meeting with the yawning manager.

The manager actually didn't have much hope for him, "Haiyang, how did you play last night?"

Lin Haiyang became excited when he heard it: "I was very happy last night!"

He blah blah blah blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Go, don't go, don't go to the bar yourself, do you hear me?"

Lin Haiyang asked in a daze, "Why?"

"The bar is full of weird people," the agent said alarmistly, "If you are photographed entering and leaving the bar, you will be over the ball, you know?"

Last time, the manager accidentally entered a gaybar. It wasn't just an ordinary bar, it was a disco nightclub. His ass was touched no less than ten times when he walked there, his pants were almost pulled, and there were naked men dancing wildly. His glasses were scared off, leaving a deep psychological shadow: "Do you understand?"

Lin Haiyang swallowed his saliva, thinking of last night's Northeast women's big guy in white dress and the soft boy's voice and flowery arms, he replied: "Got it."

As a result, when he arrived at the set, where the crowds were overcrowded, Lin Haiyang saw the familiar cropped hair, the familiar flowery arms and the familiar vibrato: "Number [-]!"

Lin Haiyang was startled, and grabbed the manager's arm: "Brother Ji, this, I met you last night!"

The manager had never met Director Chen, so he asked inexplicably, "Who?"

Lin Haiyang replied nervously: "That's what you said, weird people..."

broker:"?"

His number was NO.13. As the people in front came out dejectedly, Lin Haiyang was also a little nervous and clamped his legs.

He pricked up his big ears, keenly hearing the whispers of people walking past: "How could I find this..." "People who don't know think he's going to shoot the young Ye Wen?" "I hit my leg, Green!"

Just as Lin Haiyang wanted to go up and ask, he heard his number being called: "NO.13!"

He got up from the chair, straightened his tie, straightened his clothes, and went in with his hands tied.

Director Chen was just annoyed by the group of delicate and fragile little fresh meats in front of him, and asked them to do something, this is not good, that is not good, they will cry when bumping into each other, they don't know what they are here for, and there is nothing right now With a good face, he raised his head: "Come on, come over and do somersaults—huh?"

Lin Haiyang bit the bullet and looked at him: "Director, director..."

"This, isn't this!" Chen Daojiao's soft and soft voice began to tremble again: "The younger brother who gave me the paper last night! Thank you so much!"

To be honest, before I saw him in person, hearing him call "brother" still felt like a concubine in the palace calling each other sister and sister. "Brother" has a rough taste.

Lin Haiyang trembled: "It's not a big deal, it's okay..."

Director Chen's birth name is Chen Xingxing, a very girly name. He glanced at the tall and thin boy standing in front of him again, turned to the producer and said, "The image fits well, are you right?"

The producer stared at a pair of dead fish eyes, and was speechless: "Director Chen, I didn't say it. As far as the strength and difficulty of the movements in your movie are concerned, you insist on not using a double, and you want Yushu Linfeng's little fresh meat. You can find me." Do one trip tonight?"

Chen Xingxing slapped him across the face, almost slapping the producer to bleed: "Why did you swear so viciously! Don't be too cruel to yourself!"

Chen Xingxing plans to shoot an IP-adapted movie without a heroine. In the original book, the teacher of the heroine was kidnapped by mysterious forces, so he embarked on the road of rescue and was invincible. He beat everyone he saw, slapped him in the face all the way, and finally succeeded in hugging the teacher. return.

The teacher's actor is easy to find, he is a glamorous vase (male), the whole shot is only responsible for the pear flower being dragged away by the big man in black in the rain, and every time the male protagonist encounters danger, his frowns and smiles appear in his mind , Successfully exploded and kicked the villain on the ground and rubbed it to promote the plot.

"No, director," the producer finished FLAG, a little impatient, "Are you sure you don't want to change the script? It's okay to have a sex change with the teacher, it's really gay——"

Chen Xingxing's eyes widened: "How can you say that! The theme of my movie today is the friendship and bonds between men! If the sex is changed, wouldn't it be too old-fashioned! I don't!"

The difference between the hero’s setting and the traditional Long Aotian’s is that he is beautiful and strong, but he is more fashionable: he is thin-skinned and has a very short blood bar. When fighting, you must not give the villain a chance to get close. The strength is very high, but in fact it will fall down as soon as I push it: "I don't need a stand-in! The action scene must show my face. When the time comes, the camera cuts back and forth so incoherently, what are you watching!"

The producer stared back at the dead fish eyes again, and Lin Haiyang, who was left alone, stared at him, feeling cold all over his body: "Director, what am I going to do?"

Chen Xingxing came back to his senses, smiled shyly at him, and pointed to the open space in front of him: "Come on, let's do somersaults first, you need somersaults."

The producer looked at Lin Haiyang whose face suddenly changed, and twitched the corners of his mouth in disdain: "Oh, the little fresh meat is really—"

Lin Haiyang couldn't help sighing: "It's so simple!"

Producer:"?"

Lin Haiyang lifted up the waistband of his trousers, took off his leather shoes, and revealed a pair of bright yellow Pikachu socks. He smiled apologetically at the two of them, raised his hands high, lowered his waist suddenly, and began somersaults in a smooth and rapid succession. Flip forwards, backwards, sideways, upside down, a few flips blindly, in the eyes of the producer who is about to pop out, tumbling to his heart's content, jumping around like a green grasshopper, even flipping out the broken Ying: "...NO.13, yes, yes!"

Lin Haiyang thought that the director hadn't spoken yet, and it was such a coincidence that the content of the investigation was his famous stunt since he was a child. The park uncle called him "Little King Kong with the Iron Head". one time--

He turned backwards in front of the two of them again, with a closing gesture, he stood up firmly from the ground, opened his arms, blushing and not panting: "Director, I'm done!"

With his cheerful tone, the suit buttons that had persisted for a long time were finally overwhelmed, and they burst open with a snap, revealing the lean muscles covered by the white shirt. Lin Haiyang was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly covered: "Ah, it fell..."

The producer thought that he might indeed be doing 1 tonight, turned his head in despair, and asked Chen Xingxing who was standing still at the side: "Director, what do you think..."

Chen Xingxing screamed coquettishly, and covered his mouth with his big hairy hand: "Ah, okay, so manly~~~"