Koi Cheng Jing [Entertainment]

Soon, with the spread of sand sculpture netizens, more sand sculpture netizens came here to add bricks and tiles to the barrage:

"I'm going to watch the whole storyboard hahahahahaha Lin Haiyang runs like a big-eyed alpaca, bouncing around!!"

"Don't—chasing—me—duck—!!!"

"To be honest, let's not talk about anything else. With the moral integrity of a medical student, my brother's physical fitness is really good. After running for so long, the speed is still maintained. I think the waist is easy to mess with! Then I think I can do it!!"

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Lin Haiyang sat on the sofa very seriously. Although his face was still red, he still stared at the screen very intently. He looked at the left side for a while and the right side for a while, and then wanted to look at both sides together. He almost made himself cross-eyed all of a sudden. "well……"

Yang's mother held Ling Cheng's hand, she couldn't stand up with a smile, and she didn't know if it was because she touched the handsome guy's hand, or because Lin Haiyang said, "Son, why are you so stupid! Did you come out of my belly back then?" Was your head caught by the pliers?"

Lin Haiyang was very aggrieved: "Cesarean section, you are going to say that about me, but if it is a normal delivery, don't you need to pinch your head?"

Yang Ma's expression froze for a moment, she thought for a moment, then nodded hesitantly, seemingly convinced.

Father Yang with a serious face beside him silently went over and pulled back his wife's hand, and quietly put it in his armpit, not letting it go.

During the moment of speaking, the show became more exciting. Along with the static picture on the left because it gets stuck from time to time, the picture on the right is full of movement, cutting here and there, and sometimes even running too fast, leaving only a piece of unrestrained residue. film.

"...No, then if the other three go out first after passing the test, wouldn't brother be cold?"

"Sister, don't worry, Lin Haiyang will break out of the encirclement while groaning, he can do it! Anyone who dares to stop him can use a set of military boxing to see!"

"Military boxing, are you trying to laugh at me to death hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha help!!!"

Immediately afterwards, the sand sculpture netizens who were interrupting in the barrage watched helplessly as the two mirrors suddenly closed. At the moment of merging, Lin Haiyang opened a door and broke into the room where the trio was. , looked at each other, yelled "Run!", and ran away again.

"...Damn it, the feeling of the dimensional wall breaking is so fat!"

"So it turns out that Lin Haiyang ran to the staff space next door to the correct route? Wtmxs, isn't it true that many staff members who were hiding and preparing to be scary along the way were frightened by him hahahahahaha!!"

"Have you seen Shu Ying's expressions? Hahahahahaha black question mark X3, I laughed until my dog ​​bit my leg off"

The next step is the development of the plot that everyone knows. Lin Haiyang went all the way through five stages and killed six generals. No one could stop him. In the dim picture, he was running freely, and occasionally he was photographed squatting by the side with a frightened expression on his face. The staff, and the male ghost in green who ran behind until his nostrils were magnified ten times, for a while, the whole show was filled with the joy of sand sculptures.

At the end of the show, there was a voting event. Lin Haiyang won the Best Contribution Award with two votes. In the screen, he was blushing, sweating, and panting to accept the award, showing his big white teeth to the camera. , very proud: "Thank you everyone!"

The barrage was already full of laughter, and Lin Haiyang didn't dare to look at the homepage of Weibo, he was afraid that he would be laughed at and shut himself up, so he could only groan and collapse on the sofa, continuing to puff his cheeks.

The ratings are out, this issue of "Ah, Haunted House!" "With an invincible momentum, it crushed the variety shows of the same period all the way, and beat the previous broadcast records, becoming No.1.

Lin Haiyang had no choice but to go to the hot search again. Passers-by who hadn’t seen him for a long time and almost forgot saw it, and laughed again:

"Does Lin Haiyang bring his own sand sculpture buff?"

"To be honest, there are two types of sand sculptures, one is deliberate, and the other is someone like Lin Haiyang whose seriousness is directly proportional to the level of sand sculptures. Hahahahahaha I laughed Wet pants!!"

Lin Haiyang is indeed very serious: "..."

With a mournful face, his manager pulled his ears, beat his head, and was arrested for a company meeting. A group of bald old men sat in a circle and shot him hard with cold eyes. Lin Haiyang was very scared.

When he got home, it was already past seven o'clock in the evening, and he habitually poked his head out to look at the next door. The lights were still on, and Ling Cheng was at home.

Lin Haiyang thought of the taste of hot pot, swallowed his saliva, and made himself a bucket of braised beef noodles that were neither braised nor beefy. Before waiting for 5 minutes, he was a little anxious, and he finished eating.

After dinner, he slumped on the chair, very calm, and prepared to take out his mobile phone to do his only entertainment - to visit Little Green Literature City.

The phone vibrated and a message popped up:

Stay away from me gay guys: Haiyang, are you coming out tonight?have dinner together?

Lin Haiyang scratched his head and replied:

Tian Tian Shang: Thank you director, but I just ate it.

Niang was silent for a while, as if he didn't expect him to refuse, and began to send messages:

Stay away from me gay: Then come out for a snack?It's impossible for you to stay at home at night, it's so boring

Stay away from me gay: ...Even if you really stay at home, you still have to come out to digest food, right?ah

Gay guys stay away from me: Don't get me wrong, I just feel sorry for you staying at home alone, just supporting young people, nothing else

Get away from me gays: you know, I hate gays the most!

Lin Haiyang was a little tangled, thinking about the director asking him to go out, it would be shameful for him to refuse every time, after calling his agent to report, he packed up and went out, and went to the address that Niang had sent him.

The address of the Niang newspaper is a bar. Lin Haiyang, a poor three-good student, has never been to a place, even walking around. Now standing in front of the fluorescent sign, I am quite at a loss, "Do you want to go in? ..."

In the school's education policy, "bars" and "Internet cafes" are the targets of attack. The leaders try to exaggerate, such as "there must be people in the bar taking ecstasy pills", and "there will be a group of wretched uncles watching movies in the Internet cafe." "After more than ten years of compulsory education, Lin Haiyang's impression of these two places has been deeply ingrained, so he is a bit restrained now.

Forget it, Lin Haiyang thought, I have already promised others, it is not good to miss the appointment, I tidy up my clothes outside, and then go in.

This bar is dimly lit, but it’s not a nightclub either. There are no naked men dancing wildly topless as you imagined, and there is no deafening music that beats every time. Humming softly, Lin Haiyang heaved a sigh of relief and walked to his seat.

Niang had been waiting for a long time, just about to lose his temper, when he saw Lin Haiyang's big Kazilan eyes that were a little disturbed, he couldn't say anything, "It's finally here?"

Lin Haiyang was very obedient and nodded, "Hello, director."

There were several people crowded close together in the private room, Lin Haiyang glanced at them secretly, all men were laughing and playing, the one closest to him raised his eyes, with enchanting little eyeliner, and winked at him , "Little handsome guy, come and play~"

Lin Haiyang: "...!!!"

His face turned red in an instant, he was at a loss and didn't know what to say, Niang saw it and helped him out, "Okay, don't make trouble with him, he is a newcomer."

If Lin Haiyang had better eyesight, he would be able to find that these men are more or less directors or producers with well-known masterpieces, or at least well-known figures in the circle. Niang is looking for opportunities for him. Well, but Lin Haiyang didn't know, he sat down a bit cautiously, "Director, I'll just drink milk."

Niang's hand holding the wine trembled slightly: "What milk??"

Lin Haiyang was stunned for a moment, and answered uncertainly: "Wang, Wangzai milk...?"

Niang: "..."

Lin Haiyang took a peek at him and found that Niang's complexion was not good, so he deeply reflected on himself, maybe because Wangzai's milk is a bit expensive, "Director, director, in fact, Mengniu can do it, I can do it!"

The famous X10 directors with black question mark faces next to them suddenly broke out into a chicken laugh, and hammered Niang's arm: "This is Baocai, brother, you picked up a ghost!"

Niang had nothing to say, so he called the waiter over, ordered more than ten cans of Wangzai milk for him, and then watched Lin Haiyang open one can with complicated emotions, and wanted to open another can every time he finished drinking , I have to secretly look up at his face, and dare to open it again when I see that I am not unhappy, "Haiyang, is it good?"

Lin Haiyang grumbled, with a milk mustache around his mouth: "Good!"

Lin Haiyang, who drank too much milk on an empty stomach, ended up squatting in the toilet of the bar clutching his stomach in less than an hour, regretting his mistakes.

He pulled his curly hair hard, his stomach was rumbling, and it hurt so much: "Oh..."

There was no one in the toilet yet, he stayed here alone, tried hard for a while, but still didn't get out, "It hurts..."

With a thud, the door opened, Lin Haiyang pricked up his ears, the sound of footsteps getting closer and closer, very light, ethereal, as if floating on the ground, patter patter, came over.

Lin Haiyang was in the second compartment, and he couldn't help looking at the gap under the door. Gradually, a thin and pale ankle stepped over, the long white skirt fluttered, and the sound of ticking water sounded, the whole picture seemed to be At the scene of the ghost film, Lin Haiyang was startled, and started again, "Hey——————————————————————————————————————————————————!!"

"Damn it! Who's in there!" A rough Northeast male voice suddenly sounded outside, as if he was taken aback, very angry: "You're still pretending to be a ghost for me, what's the name of the monster? Come out and get beaten!"

Lin Haiyang pulled up his trousers tremblingly, and opened the door. The Hei Changzhi resident singer outside the door was staring at him, with light makeup on his face, and his expression was charming and tender. What are you doing? Are you scary? You don't owe it?"

It turned out to be a big guy in women's clothing, Lin Haiyang could not wait to kneel down and apologize: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I thought, I thought—"

"What are you looking at?" Xiaobai skirt brushed her black hair, revealing her clear collarbone, her face was still so weak: "What's wrong with men who like to wear women's clothes!"

Lin Haiyang closed the door and continued to squat, shivering.

After a while, in the next cubicle where he thought there was no one there, the door panel was knocked suddenly, and a voice came out, a somewhat soft neutral boyish voice, with a bit of childishness: "Brother here, can you give I'm ordering paper... I've been squatting for a long time, my legs are so sore..."

Without further ado, Lin Haiyang drew his sword to help when he saw the injustice on the road, and hurriedly pulled it, rolled it into a ball, and sent it from the bottom: "Here you are!"

The little boy over there smiled shyly, as if a little embarrassed: "Thank you brother..."

Lin Haiyang's head was a little hot: "It's okay, it's okay! Don't call me brother, I must be older than you——"

He flushed the water, and as soon as he stepped out the door, there was a tall and strong man standing by the sink, with tattooed arms, a spiked jacket, and triangular eyes hanging up. Seeing him, a shy smile appeared on his ferocious face, and he opened his mouth. With a soft vibrato: "I'm sorry to trouble you..."

Lin Haiyang: "...Brother, who are you?"