This female worm is arrogant [Zerg]

For a long time, for a long time...

When Gu Zhen climbed up the stove again, Yi Er quickly put away the medal, grabbed Gu Zhen's hand, and moved him aside.

"Okay, I'll do it, you go and rest."

"I don't." Gu Zhen squeezed his shoulders to force him to sit down, and warned: "You are a daughter-in-law, you should rest."

It's not serious after drinking, so Yi Er's shoulders hurt a little at the moment.

Touching his shoulder, Yi Er sighed with a low smile: "You are quite strong..."

How could a male be able to hurt a female with his bare hands... He hadn't noticed it before.

Gu Zhen snorted, sat down on a wooden stool after being subdued, and complained drunkenly: "Nonsense, I'm not a male like a shrimp."

"Oh." Il snorted and asked with a smile, "Then what are you?"

"I... I'm a man who is fascinated by a little girl like you, hahaha..."

Yi Er didn't understand the nouns he said, and he gradually understood why some special names always appeared in his mouth.

Is it... a native name on another planet...?

Yi Er asked quietly: "What is a girl?"

"It's a female insect." Gu Zhen explained with a smile: "Jiao Didi, she cries at every turn, can't lift her shoulders or lift her hands, her little hands are white and tender, her personality is gentle, but occasionally she gets angry and loses her temper, she is cute with her own thoughts Creatures...hehe, same as you."

Gu Zhenyue said that Yi Er's face became more and more ugly.

Aside from these strange adjectives, Yi Er felt that he was not describing himself.

Even if he added 'same as you' it wasn't him.

It's more like Bailey on the opposite side, or the drunken doctor whose cheeks were pink and no longer cold after being captured by the Supervision Bureau.

"call."

Yil breathed out, patted his forehead, and forced himself not to think about it.

Before Gu Zhen fell in the jungle, Yi Er already knew that he had saved him, so he calculated the time in his heart...

That time happened to be the time when war had just been declared, the two planets were at war, and countless high-tech weapons were being used alternately.

What if, what if he was a civilian lizardman who was accidentally left in this world because of that war?

War is always harmful to the people.

At least in front of Yi Er, Gu Zhen is worthy of the sky and the earth.

There is nothing wrong with him.

……

With a hollow expression, Il turned on the gas stove and started to boil water.

Because I've seen Gu Zhen's noodles before, Il thinks he likes to eat that.

After finding a very similar raw material 'flour', after careful observation to confirm that it was the 'lower noodles' he ate that day, Yi Eryi used the method explained by Gu Zhen to 'down' the noodles into the pot, and Added two vegetable leaves, stirred and stirred——

Soon, after cooking in a hurry, Gu Zhen got a bowl of vegetable leaves: [bottom paste].

Yi Er stared at the bowl of paste with an embarrassed expression... It looked completely different from the noodles.

But surprisingly, this drunk man was easy to deal with, his eyes couldn't see clearly, looking at the sticky gnocchi in the bowl, accompanied by a few green leaves, his eyes immediately lit up.

"Not bad, do you still make pimple soup?"

Yi Er was taken aback: "Is this... pimple soup?"

"Looks like it. Is there any salt?"

"No." Il shook his head honestly.

"Is there any soy sauce?"

"No." El shook his head again.

"MSG? Chicken essence? Thirteen spices?"

Gu Zhen said a bunch of seasonings, and Yi Er finally answered the same two words: "...No."

Seeing the empty bowl of pimple soup, Gu Zhen opened his mouth wide and took a deep breath, and ate it all in one gulp.

Yi Er was already a little embarrassed when he saw that the state of the bowl was different from what he had imagined, but when he heard that he forgot to put any of the seasonings, he always felt that he was compared with those commoner females who devoted themselves to family life since childhood... Too bad to take care of the hero.

Unexpectedly, he didn't even have a word of accusation, and he drank it all in one breath.

In the end, all the soup and water went into the stomach, and there were only two big sticky noodle balls left in the bowl.

Gu Zhen and the two noodle balls looked at each other for a long time, maybe it was the ultimate spiritual communication with the noodle ball, or it might be that they used their eyes to warn the noodle ball to confess their guilt and bite, anyway, at the end, somehow, they pinched it with chopsticks , and put it in my mouth.

No matter how lacking in culinary talent, Yi Er could tell that that one couldn't be eaten, so he put his hand under his chin to coax him.

"Then... Maybe it's not cooked yet... Have you vomited it? Come on, spit it out."

"No." Gu Zhen pushed his hand away, shaking his head drunkenly: "The day my grandmother married my grandfather, the dumplings made for him were not cooked yet, and my grandfather ate them all. When he talked about this Let me tell you, this own daughter-in-law doesn’t encourage her, and she doesn’t feel sorry for her. When she goes to cook for other men in the future, she will only feel sorry for her. Isn’t that a fool? Isn’t she? Okay Eat, you can continue to do it next time!"

Il: "..."

After a brief silence, he held back the smile on his lips, took out a tissue and wiped Gu Zhen's mouth, just as he was about to speak, Gu Zhen stood up again.

"No, I can't talk to you anymore, I have to sleep."

Gu Zhen couldn't bear it any longer, walked into the bedroom staggeringly, and threw herself on the bed... Before going to bed, the soles of her feet were itchy.

He lowered his head and found that someone was taking off his socks.

"No need." Gu Zhen firmly used the posture of a big shrimp, and retracted his feet: "I will do it myself."

"Let me do it."

El knelt by the bed, took off his socks in a reverent gesture, and began to undo his belt.

Gu Zhen squinted at Yi Er, fully on guard until Yi Er dragged his feet and gently coaxed: "Lord, be obedient, come here."

Probably the bedroom window was open, and a leisurely cool breeze blew in from the window. Gu Zhen's confused mind after drinking was a little unclear for a while.Blinking, looking at the person in front of him, mixed with this soft coaxing, he recalled some bits and pieces of the situation.

"You... what did you call me?"

Since Il woke up, so far, I have stumbled and called out half of the word 'Xiong...' and then changed my words.

This was the first time that Gu Zhen heard this name from him, and she trembled unconsciously.

"Lord." Yi Er repeated again, then tilted his head, bent his eyes with dark purple glazed vertical pupils in the middle of the night, and smiled like a thief: "Perhaps...you prefer me to be called husband ?”

This word was more powerful than the previous one, and Gu Zhen's heart was shocked by the explosion, he closed his eyes, and his deep voice seemed to drive people away like chanting sutras.

"No, no, no, I can't have children. You should stay away from me. You really can't have children in your life. You are not worth it. Go back to your team."

"I know, but I'm not leaving."

Yi Er took a heavy look at the divorce application that he dropped on the wooden table, and the message that he had received the message that the pregnancy cavity had been cured. He held his forehead in a very soft tone and murmured.

"Did I have a chance to have a child before I met you? I have been in the team for half my life, and I am already ready to die alone."

"You are my hero, and you have given me many memories that I never dreamed of. I am willing to give up everything for you, and no one will say any gossip about you. From now on, if I can fly to the sky, you can too. .You and I will live and die together."

Looking at Yi Er's firm eyes, Gu Zhen stayed for a long time.

I don't know if the words are too scary, or the wind from the window is blowing again... I feel goosebumps.

Of course, the most likely scenario is...too gross.

Who can stand such a confession with strong alcohol?

So, after hearing such a serious confession, Gu Zhen stared at the delicate female insect with great interest after being dazed, and stroked his cheek drunkenly.

"Want to try?"

Yi Er looked up at him blankly: "What?"

"A staple of gossip."

The main content...isn't it...wasn't he judged sterile?

This is not 'gossip', it is scientifically recognized, so it should be 'true'...

Yi Er was a little bit vicissitudes, and didn't know what to say.

"You look down on me?" Gu Zhen reached out to grab him with a black face.

"No."

Il, who was worried that he was acting like a drunk, couldn't help laughing... He could only move back quietly, not to cooperate, lest his self-esteem be frustrated.

So... Gu Zhen's ambition was forced to succumb because he was too drunk to catch anyone.

He stood up unsteadily, fumbling left and right... The figure in front of him was so far away that he could hardly see anything clearly.

Half a minute later, Gu Zhen, who was so drunk that his eyes couldn't focus, thought of the scene of Zhu Bajie catching his wife while blindfolded.

No difference.

Too embarrassing.

Therefore, Gu Zhen gave up the arrest, sat down and breathed a sigh of relief, and pointed in front of himself with a serious face: "Three numbers, come here by yourself."

"one."

"two."

If this kind of order is similar, the female cannot disobey it... Il laughed helplessly, and could only obey the order and approach him, bent his legs and squatted in front of him, raised his hand and gave him a drink, as if he had become a male lord like a child Pat on the back to coax.

"Okay, don't be angry, you are very tired and your head hurts, right? Sleep well, okay?"

Gu Zhen finally heard his voice, grabbed him, pulled him to her side, and poked him on the forehead.

"You know I have a headache and you run away? Ah...it's a headache." As he spoke, Gu Zhen really forgot his purpose, and complained with his head pressed against Yi Er's neck: "Your wine is not good at all, and you still want to drink it Spit...I'll brew some wine for you later..."

"Okay, I'll wait and try."

Yi Er responded lovingly, and saw that his eyelids were getting heavy, so he helped him to lie down, and patted and coaxed him again.

"...I don't mind your question, I never mind in my life, really. Go to sleep, dear..."

Gu Zhen, who touched the pillow, didn't know what Yi Er was talking about this time. He only knew that he spoke softly, which made people feel happy in the bottom of their hearts. The comfortable Shibata Inu whispered with eyes closed.

"……It's so kind of you."

Yi Er shook his head with a smile, intending to get out of bed to find some warm water to wash and scrub him, but before he could move, he was pulled back.