This female worm is arrogant [Zerg]
Chapter 11 The Eagle Soaring in the Sky
"Look at what you said, do I have another wife? As for whether I can fly a plane or not, hahaha..."
As Gu Zhen said, he walked to the door, holding the key in his hand, and turned around and poked Yi Er in the face.
"Look, it's fake. My favorite signature flower is usually placed here. We must have misunderstood it. This is the pot of double-petal snow glaze. Is it big? I'll introduce it to you tomorrow during the day... …Let’s go, let’s go into the house and continue drinking!”
Cang Lan looked into Yi Er's eyes in embarrassment, then shook her head again and again: "...It's not good, I'm a little dizzy, I have to go back first."
"Are you at the door? Don't you want to go in?" Gu Zhen stretched out his hand and tugged at him angrily: "Let's go! Sleep with me tonight!"
Entering the house at this time, still sleeping together?
It is tantamount to sending to death!
The male insect is bold and careless, but Cang Lan knows that she cannot escape.
So he stepped back gradually, backed up, and then changed positions with Il very quickly and sensiblely.
Just like that, Cang Lan succeeded in saving herself. Seeing that Yi Er took over the bastard with an iceberg face, and his movements were quite gentle, she knew...it seemed that nothing would happen, and she was relieved from the bottom of her heart.
The low marriage rate of military females is because there will be times when their tempers are violent and difficult to control. Looking for military females, a female monarch always has no time in the military department, which is a drag on pregnancy and childbirth.The second is that if something happens, there is a high chance of death, and no one wants to gamble with their lives.Therefore, most commoner males will choose commoner females.
And Gu Zhen...
Choose by yourself, just ask for blessings.
Thinking about it, Cang Lan seemed to be infected by Gu Zhen, and muttered in Gu Zhen's drunken discussion tone: "If this thing belongs to my family, I will definitely beat him up every day."
"I heard you! Come in here! Come in and I'll give you a drink and get down!!" Gu Zhen's voice came from the room, as if being hugged by Yi Ertuo and yelling: "Fuck, come and save me, I seem to be hanging on a wire The pole is on!"
Cang Lan didn't answer.
At this time, several female insects passing by with Chongbao, after hearing what he said, immediately covered their baby's ears and whispered: "Don't learn from this brother, it's wrong, we must protect the male insects. Damn bullying males."
Cang Lan once again rolled her eyes at Secular: "You deserve to die."
He was staggering to leave, but when he raised his eyes, he saw Bailey standing in the corner looking this way.
He has never known this female insect, but he has heard it many times in Gu Zhen's words, as if he has known him for many years.
Seeing that Bailey was staring at the other side, Cang Lan stood still and sneered drunkenly.
"What are you looking at, what's so good about staring at the male worm every day? The 'daughter-in-law' came back wearing a collar, it's not for you!"
"What are you talking about." Bailey lowered his head and wiped the table as if he didn't know anything. "I just looked around, but I didn't do anything."
"Thinking about it in my head, it doesn't matter if I do it or not, it's hypocrisy." Cang Lan shook her head, maybe because the remaining smell of alcohol hadn't dissipated, as a doctor, he spread his wings irrationally for the first time and flew onto the flower bed. Roaring from the roof of the shop: "I'm here to guard my brother today, I think you dare to knock on the door again?!"
Bailey looked at the drunkard sitting on the roof, picked up the phone after a while, and made a call with a blank expression: "Hi, report, there is a drunken female flying in the residential area."
Ten minutes later, the siren sounded again in the alley, and the drunk Lan sitting on the roof was arrested again by the Supervision Bureau with a dazed expression on his face, and did not forget to threaten him before leaving.
"I'll be back! I'm watching you!"
A supervisor silently picked up the glasses he struggled to drop from the roof, handed them to him and announced coldly: "No, you will be detained tonight, and you won't be coming back."
Cang Lan: "..."
Before Cang Lan got into the surveillance vehicle, she looked back at Bailey.
The last look of the two female insects looked at each other, as if the sparks in the air communicated and wrote a sentence-I'm on the bar with you.
……
Gu Zhen and Yi Er have not spoken since entering the door.
The two confronted each other for 10 minutes.
Gu Zhen was a little sober from the wine, probably because he was nervous after hearing the siren.
However, he didn't dare to move anymore.
Until, because of drinking too much, Gu Zhen's stomach swelled and he farted.
He didn't say anything, but rubbed his stomach in a very ungentlemanly manner, and broke the silence with this sound, and smiled naively: "Ha... Wife, I'm hungry, why don't we have a meal first, Make eye contact again?"
Yi Er couldn't take his eyes off, and he said bitterly: "You and that doctor have a really good relationship, shoulder to shoulder, when will you marry me back?"
"That's what he said. Didn't you hear what he said? If I belonged to him, he would slap us both. I'm not cheeky and itchy, am I?"
Gu Zhen said, hiccupped again with a smile, took two steps back and didn't retreat well... He fell back.
Yi Er quickly put his hand behind his head, Gu Zhen stood up and swayed again, looking at Yi Er who was close at hand, his red eyes met his, and his words were a little lewd.
"Daughter-in-law... you are so pretty."
Il: "..."
Although the female will try to accommodate the male as much as possible in this matter of seeing one and loving the other, and not letting the fire out, but she can't hide it in her heart, and she is still a little sullen, so naturally she doesn't give him an intimate face.
"That doctor might look better, didn't you think so when you hugged him?"
"He's not as good as you." Gu Zhen stretched out his hand and touched the back of his head, then raised his hand again: "Not as good as you, not as good as you, not as good as you, not as good as your hair, where... Hiccup, yes, hiccup is not as good as you."
Is this... a compliment?
In the end, Gu Zhen walked back and forth between the bedroom and the kitchen door twice. Hunger overcame sleepiness, she chose the kitchen, and walked crookedly against the wall.
Yi Er didn't know what to do with him, he could only stand in the flower shop and sigh at his colorful flowers.
Even today, because of the sudden change of status to a well-known female monarch, and having the right to make decisions about marriage, I am a little happy... But judging by the current situation, I am afraid that I may add a family member soon.
If the promotion is only to solve the problem of paying fines for raising female slaves, and the position of female slaves is reserved for doctors, then... the divorce application must be signed by him, not chosen?
If he chooses a peaceful divorce, is he not even qualified to be a female slave?From now on, the relationship with this male worm will be a stranger.
Thinking of this, Yi Er felt his chest constricted, and took a long breath to try to calm down.
But Gu Zhen did drink too much.
After the moment of dawdling in the kitchen passed, the alcohol swept over again, suppressing his remaining rationality.
There was a sound of knocking pots in the kitchen, followed by ghostly cries and wolf howls: "Feihong rises! Stepping through the clouds and smoke~! The top of thousands of rivers and mountains~! Meal cream, drink snow and cast a sword for ten years~! And Look at me as a rider! Dare to call Wanfu Mo Kaiyan~~~!"
Il didn't know what was going on, so he looked into the kitchen nervously...
I saw Gu Zhen stepping on the stove and throwing wine like crazy, holding the pot in one hand, and knocking with a spoon in the other, the whole kitchen was almost turned over by him.
"..."
There was no anger left in his heart now, Yi Er held back a smile and pulled him off the stove.
"Don't climb that high, it's dangerous."
"Who are you?" Gu Zhen narrowed his eyes, opened the distance between himself and this person, and pushed him vigorously: "Go out...I have a wife."
"Oh?" Seeing the scene of She's death just now, Yi Er felt that he should not be pretending, seeing that he couldn't stand upright, so he asked with great interest: "Who is your wife?"
"Ha, it scares you to death." Gu Zhen said, and leaned against the wall, but his mouth was unrelenting, and he waved his finger to the sky: "He can fly a plane! He can also fly a warship! Have you ever seen a warship?" Is it bigger than a boat, whoosh—and drove away!"
"What's so scary about warships? Many females can fly."
"You fart! Can you open one for me to see?" Gu Zhen narrowed his eyes, and after being drunk, he didn't know where a childish aura came from, and poked Yi Er's chest desperately: "Just you? It's not enough to watch, you know? He won alone A ball!"
Yi Er blinked incomprehension: "Win a basketball?"
"Planet."
As he spoke, Gu Zhen sighed and looked at the ceiling to recall.
"But those are all things in the universe. As a person, I have short-sightedness. The highest thing I see is the sky above my head."
There was a long silence, Yi Er didn't know what to say, but Gu Zhen spoke.
"When I was young, my grandfather always told me that a man should stand upright, so I also wanted to be in the air force at the beginning, but... I was born in the mountains and grew up in the mountains. I couldn't keep up with my education and my grades. I couldn't get into the aviation school. You can only sign up for the land battle..."
As he spoke, Gu Zhen showed a look of admiration in his eyes, tugged at Yi Er, and pointed to the night sky to talk to him seriously.
"Let me tell you, at that time he was flying a fighter jet in the blue sky, and I lay on the tree and looked up. The scene of him walking down from the cabin, I will never forget it in my life, it was so beautiful, so beautiful. pretty……"
"Unfortunately, I'm not worthy of an eagle, just like I'm not worthy of being an air force... I was doomed from birth, and this is what I really answered. I was born a human, I'm sorry... Hahaha..."
These desolate self-deprecating laughs made Il's dusty memory suddenly loose, and he dug up a tragic male insect who was abandoned in the jungle for some reason, with his face covered in dust and mud hanging on a tree.
He hadn't been able to figure out the reason for the fate, but suddenly it was laid out in front of his eyes. An unintentional rescue was actually a memory he would never forget in his life.
In his heart, he has never been a lowly and lowly female slave, but an eagle soaring in the sky.
Still beautiful.
Thinking about it, Yi Er felt sore in his heart, looking at Gu Zhen's eyes looking at the night sky, he really wanted to simply kiss him.
Don't ask for any appeasement, just... the intimacy of the lips touching each other is enough to satisfy.
But his female military brain is ringing a bell to tell him that under normal circumstances, the best of males is not in their limbs, so most generals are females.Therefore, most of what he said was still beyond the scope of Il's comprehension, and he had to take advantage of this opportunity to speak the truth after drinking.
"Have you...have you ever joined a team?"
"yes……"
Gu Zhen shook his head, as if he felt a severe headache, so he turned on the faucet next to him and splashed some water on his face.
This little water made his eyes clearer, and his sanity recovered a bit. At least, he was stunned to recognize who the person in front of him was.
"Hey? Il? Are you awake?" The drunken Gu Zhen circled around Il twice, and suddenly reached out and punched him on the shoulder: "That's great! Standing so tall? How tall is 1.9 meters?" ? Taller than me, it's almost here!"
Il: ...It's over, the topic is gone.
At the same time, he was even more curious about what Gu Zhen said.
Why would a male serve in the Army?Which unit does he belong to?Is there any team that specializes in recruiting military heroes?He looks taller than the other males, is it because of training?
Thinking about it, Yi Er suddenly recalled that when he was looking for a watch last time, he accidentally saw a badge placed in an old box.
Is that his military medal?
Thinking of this, Yi immediately went out to search, eager to participate in his past.
Soon, he found the medal with the lizard totem on it, wrapped it neatly in a small bag and put it in a box.
After a little perception with mental strength, Yi Er's whole body froze.
Because, at this moment, what he detected in his mind... were all the training images of the lizardmen soldiers he had tried his best to slaughter.
lizard Man?
The lizard with the curly tail on the totem seemed to be full of sarcasm. Looking at Gu Zhen who was swaying in the kitchen, Yi Er's face gradually became gloomy and cold.
As Gu Zhen said, he walked to the door, holding the key in his hand, and turned around and poked Yi Er in the face.
"Look, it's fake. My favorite signature flower is usually placed here. We must have misunderstood it. This is the pot of double-petal snow glaze. Is it big? I'll introduce it to you tomorrow during the day... …Let’s go, let’s go into the house and continue drinking!”
Cang Lan looked into Yi Er's eyes in embarrassment, then shook her head again and again: "...It's not good, I'm a little dizzy, I have to go back first."
"Are you at the door? Don't you want to go in?" Gu Zhen stretched out his hand and tugged at him angrily: "Let's go! Sleep with me tonight!"
Entering the house at this time, still sleeping together?
It is tantamount to sending to death!
The male insect is bold and careless, but Cang Lan knows that she cannot escape.
So he stepped back gradually, backed up, and then changed positions with Il very quickly and sensiblely.
Just like that, Cang Lan succeeded in saving herself. Seeing that Yi Er took over the bastard with an iceberg face, and his movements were quite gentle, she knew...it seemed that nothing would happen, and she was relieved from the bottom of her heart.
The low marriage rate of military females is because there will be times when their tempers are violent and difficult to control. Looking for military females, a female monarch always has no time in the military department, which is a drag on pregnancy and childbirth.The second is that if something happens, there is a high chance of death, and no one wants to gamble with their lives.Therefore, most commoner males will choose commoner females.
And Gu Zhen...
Choose by yourself, just ask for blessings.
Thinking about it, Cang Lan seemed to be infected by Gu Zhen, and muttered in Gu Zhen's drunken discussion tone: "If this thing belongs to my family, I will definitely beat him up every day."
"I heard you! Come in here! Come in and I'll give you a drink and get down!!" Gu Zhen's voice came from the room, as if being hugged by Yi Ertuo and yelling: "Fuck, come and save me, I seem to be hanging on a wire The pole is on!"
Cang Lan didn't answer.
At this time, several female insects passing by with Chongbao, after hearing what he said, immediately covered their baby's ears and whispered: "Don't learn from this brother, it's wrong, we must protect the male insects. Damn bullying males."
Cang Lan once again rolled her eyes at Secular: "You deserve to die."
He was staggering to leave, but when he raised his eyes, he saw Bailey standing in the corner looking this way.
He has never known this female insect, but he has heard it many times in Gu Zhen's words, as if he has known him for many years.
Seeing that Bailey was staring at the other side, Cang Lan stood still and sneered drunkenly.
"What are you looking at, what's so good about staring at the male worm every day? The 'daughter-in-law' came back wearing a collar, it's not for you!"
"What are you talking about." Bailey lowered his head and wiped the table as if he didn't know anything. "I just looked around, but I didn't do anything."
"Thinking about it in my head, it doesn't matter if I do it or not, it's hypocrisy." Cang Lan shook her head, maybe because the remaining smell of alcohol hadn't dissipated, as a doctor, he spread his wings irrationally for the first time and flew onto the flower bed. Roaring from the roof of the shop: "I'm here to guard my brother today, I think you dare to knock on the door again?!"
Bailey looked at the drunkard sitting on the roof, picked up the phone after a while, and made a call with a blank expression: "Hi, report, there is a drunken female flying in the residential area."
Ten minutes later, the siren sounded again in the alley, and the drunk Lan sitting on the roof was arrested again by the Supervision Bureau with a dazed expression on his face, and did not forget to threaten him before leaving.
"I'll be back! I'm watching you!"
A supervisor silently picked up the glasses he struggled to drop from the roof, handed them to him and announced coldly: "No, you will be detained tonight, and you won't be coming back."
Cang Lan: "..."
Before Cang Lan got into the surveillance vehicle, she looked back at Bailey.
The last look of the two female insects looked at each other, as if the sparks in the air communicated and wrote a sentence-I'm on the bar with you.
……
Gu Zhen and Yi Er have not spoken since entering the door.
The two confronted each other for 10 minutes.
Gu Zhen was a little sober from the wine, probably because he was nervous after hearing the siren.
However, he didn't dare to move anymore.
Until, because of drinking too much, Gu Zhen's stomach swelled and he farted.
He didn't say anything, but rubbed his stomach in a very ungentlemanly manner, and broke the silence with this sound, and smiled naively: "Ha... Wife, I'm hungry, why don't we have a meal first, Make eye contact again?"
Yi Er couldn't take his eyes off, and he said bitterly: "You and that doctor have a really good relationship, shoulder to shoulder, when will you marry me back?"
"That's what he said. Didn't you hear what he said? If I belonged to him, he would slap us both. I'm not cheeky and itchy, am I?"
Gu Zhen said, hiccupped again with a smile, took two steps back and didn't retreat well... He fell back.
Yi Er quickly put his hand behind his head, Gu Zhen stood up and swayed again, looking at Yi Er who was close at hand, his red eyes met his, and his words were a little lewd.
"Daughter-in-law... you are so pretty."
Il: "..."
Although the female will try to accommodate the male as much as possible in this matter of seeing one and loving the other, and not letting the fire out, but she can't hide it in her heart, and she is still a little sullen, so naturally she doesn't give him an intimate face.
"That doctor might look better, didn't you think so when you hugged him?"
"He's not as good as you." Gu Zhen stretched out his hand and touched the back of his head, then raised his hand again: "Not as good as you, not as good as you, not as good as you, not as good as your hair, where... Hiccup, yes, hiccup is not as good as you."
Is this... a compliment?
In the end, Gu Zhen walked back and forth between the bedroom and the kitchen door twice. Hunger overcame sleepiness, she chose the kitchen, and walked crookedly against the wall.
Yi Er didn't know what to do with him, he could only stand in the flower shop and sigh at his colorful flowers.
Even today, because of the sudden change of status to a well-known female monarch, and having the right to make decisions about marriage, I am a little happy... But judging by the current situation, I am afraid that I may add a family member soon.
If the promotion is only to solve the problem of paying fines for raising female slaves, and the position of female slaves is reserved for doctors, then... the divorce application must be signed by him, not chosen?
If he chooses a peaceful divorce, is he not even qualified to be a female slave?From now on, the relationship with this male worm will be a stranger.
Thinking of this, Yi Er felt his chest constricted, and took a long breath to try to calm down.
But Gu Zhen did drink too much.
After the moment of dawdling in the kitchen passed, the alcohol swept over again, suppressing his remaining rationality.
There was a sound of knocking pots in the kitchen, followed by ghostly cries and wolf howls: "Feihong rises! Stepping through the clouds and smoke~! The top of thousands of rivers and mountains~! Meal cream, drink snow and cast a sword for ten years~! And Look at me as a rider! Dare to call Wanfu Mo Kaiyan~~~!"
Il didn't know what was going on, so he looked into the kitchen nervously...
I saw Gu Zhen stepping on the stove and throwing wine like crazy, holding the pot in one hand, and knocking with a spoon in the other, the whole kitchen was almost turned over by him.
"..."
There was no anger left in his heart now, Yi Er held back a smile and pulled him off the stove.
"Don't climb that high, it's dangerous."
"Who are you?" Gu Zhen narrowed his eyes, opened the distance between himself and this person, and pushed him vigorously: "Go out...I have a wife."
"Oh?" Seeing the scene of She's death just now, Yi Er felt that he should not be pretending, seeing that he couldn't stand upright, so he asked with great interest: "Who is your wife?"
"Ha, it scares you to death." Gu Zhen said, and leaned against the wall, but his mouth was unrelenting, and he waved his finger to the sky: "He can fly a plane! He can also fly a warship! Have you ever seen a warship?" Is it bigger than a boat, whoosh—and drove away!"
"What's so scary about warships? Many females can fly."
"You fart! Can you open one for me to see?" Gu Zhen narrowed his eyes, and after being drunk, he didn't know where a childish aura came from, and poked Yi Er's chest desperately: "Just you? It's not enough to watch, you know? He won alone A ball!"
Yi Er blinked incomprehension: "Win a basketball?"
"Planet."
As he spoke, Gu Zhen sighed and looked at the ceiling to recall.
"But those are all things in the universe. As a person, I have short-sightedness. The highest thing I see is the sky above my head."
There was a long silence, Yi Er didn't know what to say, but Gu Zhen spoke.
"When I was young, my grandfather always told me that a man should stand upright, so I also wanted to be in the air force at the beginning, but... I was born in the mountains and grew up in the mountains. I couldn't keep up with my education and my grades. I couldn't get into the aviation school. You can only sign up for the land battle..."
As he spoke, Gu Zhen showed a look of admiration in his eyes, tugged at Yi Er, and pointed to the night sky to talk to him seriously.
"Let me tell you, at that time he was flying a fighter jet in the blue sky, and I lay on the tree and looked up. The scene of him walking down from the cabin, I will never forget it in my life, it was so beautiful, so beautiful. pretty……"
"Unfortunately, I'm not worthy of an eagle, just like I'm not worthy of being an air force... I was doomed from birth, and this is what I really answered. I was born a human, I'm sorry... Hahaha..."
These desolate self-deprecating laughs made Il's dusty memory suddenly loose, and he dug up a tragic male insect who was abandoned in the jungle for some reason, with his face covered in dust and mud hanging on a tree.
He hadn't been able to figure out the reason for the fate, but suddenly it was laid out in front of his eyes. An unintentional rescue was actually a memory he would never forget in his life.
In his heart, he has never been a lowly and lowly female slave, but an eagle soaring in the sky.
Still beautiful.
Thinking about it, Yi Er felt sore in his heart, looking at Gu Zhen's eyes looking at the night sky, he really wanted to simply kiss him.
Don't ask for any appeasement, just... the intimacy of the lips touching each other is enough to satisfy.
But his female military brain is ringing a bell to tell him that under normal circumstances, the best of males is not in their limbs, so most generals are females.Therefore, most of what he said was still beyond the scope of Il's comprehension, and he had to take advantage of this opportunity to speak the truth after drinking.
"Have you...have you ever joined a team?"
"yes……"
Gu Zhen shook his head, as if he felt a severe headache, so he turned on the faucet next to him and splashed some water on his face.
This little water made his eyes clearer, and his sanity recovered a bit. At least, he was stunned to recognize who the person in front of him was.
"Hey? Il? Are you awake?" The drunken Gu Zhen circled around Il twice, and suddenly reached out and punched him on the shoulder: "That's great! Standing so tall? How tall is 1.9 meters?" ? Taller than me, it's almost here!"
Il: ...It's over, the topic is gone.
At the same time, he was even more curious about what Gu Zhen said.
Why would a male serve in the Army?Which unit does he belong to?Is there any team that specializes in recruiting military heroes?He looks taller than the other males, is it because of training?
Thinking about it, Yi Er suddenly recalled that when he was looking for a watch last time, he accidentally saw a badge placed in an old box.
Is that his military medal?
Thinking of this, Yi immediately went out to search, eager to participate in his past.
Soon, he found the medal with the lizard totem on it, wrapped it neatly in a small bag and put it in a box.
After a little perception with mental strength, Yi Er's whole body froze.
Because, at this moment, what he detected in his mind... were all the training images of the lizardmen soldiers he had tried his best to slaughter.
lizard Man?
The lizard with the curly tail on the totem seemed to be full of sarcasm. Looking at Gu Zhen who was swaying in the kitchen, Yi Er's face gradually became gloomy and cold.
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