After I died, I became a cat

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Chen Erhuang almost recited a poem on the spot.

The crowd looked for her thousands of times, and suddenly looked back.

...she was in the depths of the enemy army? ? ?

"099867," Chen Erhuang said dumbly, "Tell me in the team channel for me, it seems that I found Cha Xinxin."

When he said this, customer service 099856 controlled the translucent system panel, floating on the right side of his field of vision.As soon as the new message was sent out, within a few seconds, the message reminders rang one after another.

Teacher Qi Wang: "You found it!"

YWD: "Where?!"

Chen Erhuang briefly explained the specific situation to them. Ye Weidan first grasped Huadian and said, "The chief designer you are talking about is the man who discussed with Lilith before how to kill me? How can you be sure that he is Cha? Xinxin? Just a login account is not enough proof, after all, this kind of ruling class, taking other people's accounts is like playing games."

"You're on the live broadcast, don't talk nonsense," Chen Erhuang first tapped the kid who was throwing everything out, and then remained silent for a few seconds, staring at the sissy man tapping the light projection keyboard with trembling fingers, before saying, "As for why? I think he is Cha Xinxin... just intuit it."

"Intuition is useless." Ye Weidan said.

"Hahahaha Adan, you..." Teacher Qi Wang laughed, but stopped talking.

"Adan, after the live broadcast is over, please copy the phrase 'Use your intuition, bro' fifty times. This should help your short-term memory." Chen Erhuang said, turning over Rolling eyes, "Yes, I can't be sure, I'm not a professional profiler in the bureau, and I failed to detect anthropological psychology. But now there are two fashion designers who are exactly the same, unless they are twins, There must be one more person."

"Adan!" Teacher Qi Wang yelled, "Quickly search the Internet to see if the chief fashion designer of Xin Fei Leng Cui Group is a twin!"

"By the way, you started calling me Adan!" Ye Weidan, who was slapped by his brother, turned to slap his teammate. Fortunately, he was still working, and replied after a while, "...not twins."

"That's fine." Chen Erhuang said, "Anyway, I haven't found any other clues yet, let's determine a direction first."

"Well, well," Ye Weidan conceded, "then this Cha Xinxin, she can become like others without using the projection, is it because of mystery? She ran to the designer's office of Xinfei Lengcui Group, and What do you want to do?"

"She's going to be dark under the lights." Teacher Qi Wang said, "I used to do this in other dungeons too."

"No, no, Mr. Qi Wang, by the way, Mr. Qi Wang, is your surname Wang?" Ye Weidan said, "Brother Wang, you are not black under the lamp, you have become a lamp!"

"Don't be silly," Chen Erhuang scolded him, and then apologized to Teacher Qi Wang, "Brother Wang, I'm really sorry, this kid can't learn how to speak well."

"..." Teacher Qi Wang.

Although I mean sorry, but you seem to be calling Brother Wang?

Aren't the two of you brothers really a classic combination of bear kids and bear parents?

"Let's call me Big Brother Qiyu." Teacher Qiwang said sincerely.

"Did you secretly change 'wang' to 'jade', old Wang?" Chen Erhuang said.

"Yes, old Wang, keep it simple, two words are faster to type than three." Ye Weidan agreed.

The barrage in the live broadcast criticized the anchor and his brother for bullying others, but Ye Weidan, who joined forces with Chen Erhuang to tease others, was so happy that he typed lightly.

"Before it was said that Cha Xinxin is a person who advocates not using projections to modify the appearance, so she has been publishing articles criticizing this policy of New Jade Lengcui, right? Could it be that she also saw that the New Jade Lengcui Group's words are full of doctrine, but in fact it is all Is the business' truth, intending to expose them?"

"Well, please don't call me Pharaoh," Teacher Qi Wang said. "If that's the case, she's quite courageous. But, Ah Dan, it's useless to expose it."

"what?"

"As a minor, you know the phrase 'full of doctrine, but actually of business'," Chen Erhuang sighed, "but have you ever seen people who do this in reality get hit?"

It's not illegal.

Even the police can't catch it.

Although the Xinfei Lengcui Group cast "poison" in this city like a gu, and even disguised the "poison" as honey, everyone is an adult, not an adult, and the guardian is also an adult.These adults are dazzled by honey and advertisements, thinking that they can live happily by buying these products... But the merchants didn't force you to pay?

The merchants are just stuffing every corner of your field of vision with "XX colors that every girl should have", "must-have heating artifacts for this autumn and winter", "these things must be prepared for the parents of the object".

Only.

Adults, you should be kinder to yourself. What’s wrong with liking shopping?

But the moment after buying, the happiness brought by spending money disappears.In the end, the wallet was emptied, the debt was borrowed, and the debt was collected. In order to make money, I couldn’t do without the job or life that made me extremely painful. I would always stay in that small cubicle and produce more commodities and needs for this society.

In the past 29 years, Chen Erhuang was fortunate not to have lived such a life.

He who dreamed of being a policeman did become a policeman. If he wanted to say why, it was thanks to...

"Thanks to my good face." The little black cat murmured, "My face is really a proof that God takes care of me."

Customer service 099856 accidentally sent this sentence to the team channel.

Ye Weidan, who was familiar with his personality, played a series of ellipses.

The unfamiliar teacher Qi Wang and the audience watching the live broadcast asked many question marks in confusion.

At this time, more than half of the articles that Cha Xinxin wanted to post with his account had already been coded.

Chen Erhuang took a glance and found that she first explained the reason for her disappearance, that she was controlled by Xinfei Lengcui Group, and then criticized the darkness of this company.Then she gave examples of various unhappiness phenomena in this city, and once again called on people to reduce the use of projections to change their appearance, gradually return to the real and natural world, and find true happiness.

Finally she launched an action.

Today is the last day of Xinfei Lengcui Group's fashion show and carnival. She hopes that everyone will wear real clothes and use their own faces. In the image, there is a place for truth.Dress up like this to go to the carnival and protest to the Xin Fei Leng Cui Group.

After typing these, Cha Xinxin checked the words and sentences, and when she felt it was okay, she took a deep breath and sent it out.

She refreshed immediately after sending it out, wanting to see the feedback, but unexpectedly, a communicator on the desk rang before she saw it.

It is a communicator used internally by employees of the New Emerald Lengcui Group.

Cha Xinxin showed an obvious nervous expression, glanced at the closed door again, picked up the communicator and said, "Hello?"

"Cha Xinxin." The other person directly called out her name.

At that moment, Cha Xinxin really thought that she had been exposed, but when she turned her head and looked at a mirror on the wall, she found that she still maintained the appearance of the chief fashion designer.

She stabilized her mind and said, "Who? You must have made a mistake."

"You are Cha Xinxin." In the police station, Ye Weidan successfully used a computer test and sneaked into the intranet of Xinfei Lengcui Group. While watching his brother's text live broadcast to Cha Xinxin in the team channel, he sneered and said She called, "Stop pretending, we are investigators sent by the PU company. In order to find you to suffer such a big crime, I didn't expect you to watch the fun on the sidelines. Cha Xinxin, your report made us travel thousands of miles— —”

"It's light years." Teacher Qi Wang reminded in the team channel

"—Ten thousand light years, you promised to exchange information but you didn't see us, do you think we are fools?"

Ye Weidan threatened viciously with the tone of a punk that fit his job.

When her identity was revealed, Cha Xinxin's body froze completely, as if her whole body was wrapped in ice.But after hearing Ye Weidan's threat, she breathed a sigh of relief.

PU Investigation Service Company, this is indeed only known to her.Later, she confirmed that it was very strange that no one else could see the small advertisement, so no one would use this name to deceive her.

Reassuring, Cha Xinxin slapped him in the next second, and complained: "Since you are here, you should also know how dangerous my situation is right now? You were noticed by Xinfei Lengcui Group as soon as you entered the city, so how can I contact you?" you."

The voice over there stopped.

Cha Xinxin thought that what she said made the person on the other side speechless, but she didn't know that in the team channel, a cat and a bald head were analyzing her emotions and giving advice to Ye Weidan.

"You guys are so annoying." Ye Weidan said in the team channel.

In the game, he said: "What situation? Inexplicably, you can really change your appearance, and you can change it as you want, instead of using projections to deceive people?"

Cha Xinxin was shocked: "You know it!"

Of course I know, if you don't have this ability, how can you, a weak chicken who writes articles, sneak into the building of Xinfei Lengcui Group.

One cat and two people thought so in their minds.

Cha Xinxin yelled four words, then shut up immediately, fearing that the person on the other side of the communicator would cheat her.But Ye Weidan said directly: "What kind of company do you think the PU Investigation Service Company is? Do you think you are the only one who owns the mysterious thing? Do you think...we are not watching you now?"

"Hello." Chen Erhuang called out.

"It's you who said that you failed the psychology test. It's obviously a ghost that can't be noticed, but it's still noticed." Ye Weidan said.

"I'm just worried that she really found me..."

"You two brothers, don't speak so strongly..." Teacher Qi Wang persuaded the fight again.

Playing jokes in the team channel did not prevent Ye Weidan from paying attention to the call. He heard that the breathing rate of Cha Xinxin on the other side suddenly changed.

"You really know..."

"Of course we know." Ye Weidan replied coldly.

He didn't expect Cha Xinxin to cry suddenly.

"Do you know what's going on? Tell me," Cha Xinxin burst into tears with the face of a sissy man, "Is this some kind of black technology developed by Xinfeilengcui Group? I just sneaked into the venue last night to see Is there anything that can be used to write news. I didn’t steal that battery. I didn’t even see it. I saw a lot of models who looked exactly the same came to chase me. They didn’t use projections to change their appearance. I can see Come out! I trained, I can really tell! Of course I ran away, they chased me, I don't know what happened, anyway, when I woke up again, I found that I could change my appearance at will, but, but... ..."

Cha Xinxin covered her face, her eyes were full of horror from between her fingers.

"I can't change back to my own appearance!"

As soon as she finished speaking, one cat and two people shivered, and the three dice began to roll together.

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The author has something to say:

Erhuang's attitude towards his appearance - being so handsome shows that I am a real son of heaven.

But turned into a cat, miserable.

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