After I died, I became a cat

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"She said it very sincerely."

"Performance."

"I haven't thought about the needs of people with bad looks, but she seems to understand it?"

"Back the manuscript."

"At least this technology can indeed help many people, right?"

"It's not her help method."

Chen Erhuang said firmly.

The team channel was quiet for a while, even the audience in the live broadcast room felt that Chen Erhuang couldn't speak, and he slapped people in the face and didn't give face.

While everyone was hesitating, Mr. Qi Wang, who was stunned for a few words, typed: "Hey, yes, haha, I really thought it was good just now. When I came to my senses and thought about it carefully, this word was actually written by AI."

No, not AI...

At this time, Chen Erhuang did not speak.

"To be honest, PU's copywriting AI is really good, hahahaha, sometimes when I'm playing, I suddenly get chills in my back..."

Teacher Qi Wang sighed.

Seeing that he didn't seem angry, Chen Erhuang answered, "Yes, the truth of this case has almost been solved."

"Where is it broken?" said Ye Weidan who hadn't spoken just now.

"Hidden Evil Has Been Discovered... Ugh."

Chen Erhuang suddenly realized something and shut his mouth.

Ye Weidan, who is already a blockbuster without singing, uses three exclamation marks to show the strength of his typing.

"Comrades, teammates, have you forgotten something? We are here to recover the mysterious one, investigator. What about the mysterious? Now the game time is almost seven o'clock, and there are two hours left before the dungeon must end. We haven't Find a little mysterious shadow!!!"

"Hey?"

"Um……"

Yes, after entering this dungeon, they have been amazed by the high technology and witnessed many miraculous things and magical things, but those things, in this world, cannot be considered mysterious.

There was an awkward silence in the team channel for a few seconds.

"This face-changing technology is not mysterious enough." Chen Erhuang spoke.

"There are mysteries in the science and technology department, such as Empress Putao. But face-changing technology is common sense for people in this world, and mystery is against common sense, so this is not a mystery no matter how you look at it. Brother, you don't know this. , let’s take a look at the explanation video I made earlier.” Ye Weidan said.

"Is it a new program?" Chen Erhuang said, "I will support it."

In the live broadcast room——

"Don't think I can't see that this is advertising."

"The advertisement is too hard, can you two have some snacks?"

"Crazy, the anchor, you actually let the cat accompany you to advertise, are you still a qualified shit-shoveling officer..."

"Who is the shit-shoveling officer?" Ye Weidan said angrily, "I've never raised a cat that doesn't care about anyone!"

"Anchor, that's not a cat, that's your brother."

"Huh? Ignore people?"

"You mean Master Cat? Master Cat must be busy?"

"By the way, I think the anchor is a little clingy to his brother, is it my illusion?"

"It's not an illusion."

"It's not an illusion +1"

"It's not an illusion +2"

"It feels like you two brothers gave it."

"No, Master Cat didn't give it at all, it was given by the host."

"Woo..." Ye Weidan covered his blushing face, "Who...who is clingy!"

The 17-year-old boy didn't realize it himself. When he said this, his voice was very weak, and he lacked confidence.But he has been the anchor for more than a month at least, knowing that there will be more barrage and ridicule when he answers the call, so he hurriedly turned his attention back to the game.

The panicked Ye Weidan pointed at his brother: "It's not a new show, it's some game explanations from before. I haven't told you about the new show at all!"

"But I occasionally passed by and glanced and saw you writing a proposal..."

I don't know why this kid is getting more and more angry, Chen Erhuang added six dots at the end of the sentence.

But just answering this sentence, the angry kid will definitely quarrel again. Chen Erhuang thought about how to appease him, but he didn't expect Teacher Qi Wang to intervene directly.

"Do not argue."

"I'm not arguing." Ye Weidan said.

"Okay, okay." Chen Erhuang responded graciously, it was he who was arguing.

"Hahahaha, let's get back to business." Teacher Qi Wang found the reaction of the two brothers very interesting, "It seems that the mystery is well hidden this time. Brother Cat, Adan, where do you think the clues about it are? ?”

He just asked, but he didn't expect two of his teammates to send messages at the same time.

Chen Erhuang said, "Cha Xinxin."

Ye Weidan also said, "Cha Xinxin."

***

Chen Erhuang uttered these words in the building of Xinfei Lengcui Group.

Tsk tsk, among all the high-rise buildings in Xin Fei Leng Cui City, the building of a certain group is the only one that shines brightly.

Ignoring the access control that needs to verify fingerprints, the ghostly little black cat walked into the elevator with a group of models who were too beautiful to be real. When the models complained about why the temperature of the air conditioner was turned on so low, Chen Erhuang was floating in the air, and his eyes were printed on the side of the elevator. The names of the buildings on the wall.

On the [-]th floor, the office of the chief fashion designer of the group.

really high.

This is more than 1000 meters above sea level, and I am slowly drifting. I don't know when I will be drifting. Chen Erhuang ran back and forth in several elevator rooms, and then hitch a ride to the ninth floor of 190.

From the ninth floor of 190 up, there is no elevator, so you can only walk.

Chen Erhuang went straight through the ceiling, and was yelled at and questioned as soon as he got up.

"Where is Cha Xinxin?"

Said a big blonde beauty.Chen Erhuang had seen her in an advertisement, so she should be the model Ye Weidan and Mr. Qi Wang mentioned.

"The two mercenaries in the police station also don't know?" The chief designer of Xinfei Lengcui Group, the small sissy man was surprised.

"Hell, they don't know! It's just two stupid killers!" Lilith walked around the sissy man's office with her long legs, her golden curly hair floating like clouds behind her, her high heels clicking on the ground, It was like a burst of drumbeats, "Where did that little girl take the battery? What the hell!"

"Two," the sissy man pondered, "do they seem to have a companion?"

"A cat that was illegally genetically modified, gone."

"Gone?"

"Yes, I disappeared in full view." Lilith, who was tired from walking, put her hands on her hips, "It must be the military's stealth technology, otherwise I won't be able to find it. These killers have really good equipment. Could it be some big shot?" Want to borrow a knife against us?"

"Don't scare yourself, Lily."

"Call me Lilith."

"Okay, Lilith," the sissy man spread his hands, "you'd better go prepare for the fashion show and carnival first, the battery is not here, but the energy is backed up, it's enough to last tonight."

"I'm worried about accidents..."

"Don't worry," the sissy man laughed, "Those two stupid killers locked themselves in the police station. Although we couldn't get in, they couldn't get out either. The only one left outside was Cha Xinxin... um , and a cute kitten, a woman, a cat, what can it do? It won’t cause much trouble.”

"Okay, but those who are looking for Cha Xinxin can't relax."

"My dear Lily, it's Carnival tonight."

"Call me Lilith."

Lilith said.

This glamorous female model did the calculations in her mind, and found that not being disrupted was indeed the best way to deal with it right now, so she sighed worriedly.

"Okay, I'm going, if you find any clues, please let me know."

"go Go."

The sissy man waved, and Lilith walked away enchantingly with catwalks.

She didn't realize that just after she left this door, the sissy man behind her changed his face.

The sissy man patted his chest, moved the chair back a little, and was greatly relieved when he saw that the person who had been knocked out still hadn't woken up.

"Finally it's just me..." he said.

The second person in the office... the first cat rolled his eyes and moved closer to the person under the table.

He just glanced at it, and his eyes widened.

That turned out to be a sissy man.

It turned out to be a man exactly like the sissy man.

Chen Erhuang looked at the comatose man, then at the frowning man on the leather chair, the cat head with a pair of pointed ears turned back and forth, wondering if there was something wrong with his eyes.

Another holographic projection that changes appearance?

But the holographic projection is no longer effective for him.

"099856," he couldn't help asking the only official partner who could see what he saw at the moment, "is this a projection?"

【Darling, if you can't see it, I can't see it either】

The customer service 099856 answered aggrievedly.

It's always so useless in business matters, this partner, Chen Erhuang's beard twitched, and he decided to rely on himself, and observe carefully first.

Three dice fall.

[Detection check, 1D100=94, normal failure]

[Anthropology check, 1D100=95, normal failure]

[Psychology test, your gaze is too unscrupulous, the person you observe feels your gaze]

The sissy man on the seat suddenly trembled, crossed his arms and looked around.

"Why does it feel like someone is watching me? This kind of high-level personal office will not install surveillance for privacy... Shouldn't it be installed?"

Chen Erhuang: "..."

The tone of customer service 099856 is very sad.

[Dear, although the psychology test is a dark roll, but this result should be a big failure for you]

"That is to say, I rolled 94, 95, 96 in a row, right?" Chen Erhuang said, "Don't you think this luck is abnormal? The fate system of your PU dice system must have been invaded by a virus. This result will happen, I want to complain!"

[But the dice system is directly governed by the fate of the three pillar gods, even in theory, there is no possibility of being invaded.As for the continuous casting of 94, 95, 96, etc., the probability of this occurrence is probably greater than the probability of the system being hacked.]

Unable to feel the grief in his partner's heart, customer service 099857 said in a cute tone.

At this moment, Chen Erhuang wanted to tear it apart.

For a long while, Chen Erhuang thought to himself, accept the reality, now his luck is as dark as his face.

So, even if you change into a cat, why did you turn into a black cat? The white cat is so elegant, the raccoon is so cute, and there are all kinds of cats in terms of beauty. Why did he become a Chinese rural black cat? Woolen cloth?

Chen Erhuang burst into tears in the wind, and it took a few seconds for him to think about the sissy man's actions.

I don't know if it's a sissy man who looks very nervous. He keeps looking at the door of the office, as if worried about someone breaking in. account.

Of course, there is nothing wrong with the behavior of logging into the account.

But the account name he logged in is——

Cha Xinxin_Natural School87657

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The author has something to say:

Starting tomorrow, because there is an extra cross, the chapter title of this dungeon will be displayed in two lines on the copywriting page

Obsessive-compulsive disorder nineteen felt the pain in advance

i hate jj's typesetting