After I died, I became a cat

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Chen Erhuang pushed the ball of will-o'-the-wisp with his paw, feeling like he was pushing a water polo just out of the refrigerator.

Under his rough action, customer service 099856 woke up slowly, not knowing what happened.

"Don't push, don't push, I'll get up right away, it's not time for work yet? Don't push..."

"Meow." Chen Erhuang said.

The cat's meowing sound was more useful than an alarm clock, and the will-o'-the-wisp lying on the ground was terrified, with a faint blue light flashing on its body, and it jumped up suddenly.

"I'm up! I'm working! I'm really working! I'm sorry it's my fault, you ... wow ah ah ah ah ah !!!"

It should have turned its face—but Chen Erhuang didn't know which face it was—seeing the black cat squatting aside, customer service 099856 let out a scream that could almost exorcise evil spirits.

Chen Erhuang was not frightened by the fog and the unscientific will-o'-the-wisps, but he was really frightened by the scream.His hair exploded and turned into a ball of black hair.

After a few seconds, it was discovered that the customer service 099856 was just screaming, not making a sonic attack, so Chen Erhuang shouted angrily: "Meow!"

The customer service 099856 immediately shut up, but still trembled, like a human being panting.

After a while, the will-o'-the-wisp seemed to wake up, but it didn't speak anymore, trying to float away quietly, away from Chen Erhuang.

Chen Erhuang said blankly, "Meow."

stop.

The will-o'-the-wisp immediately froze in place as if it had been frozen, but when Chen Erhuang raised his leg... raised his paw and walked towards it, it began to float backward again.

"This, my lord," the voice of the customer service 099856 was almost crying, "I beg you... let me go..."

"..." Chen Erhuang said, "Meow."

Aren't you looking for me?

"Ah?" Customer service 099856 was at a loss, "I'm here to find a Mr. Chen Erhuang... eh?"

The will-o'-the-wisp flashed, thinking of something, he was shocked and confirmed to the little black cat in front of him: "Mr. Chen Erhuang?!"

"Meow." Chen Erhuang said with a sullen face, it was me.

"..." customer service 099856 shouted, "Liar!"

The will-o'-the-wisp began to circle again.

"Our company's resurrection technology is guaranteed. Before the test starts, we will file for investigators. This mechanism has been running for so long, and it has never happened. It has never happened that a person who was supposed to be resurrected turned into a cat. accident!"

"Meow meow." Chen Erhuang said calmly, what's wrong?You caused me to become like this, and you still want to shirk and say it's my fault?

"No, no, no, no, dear!" Customer service 099856 replied immediately, then turned around and glanced at Chen Erhuang again.

The next moment, it let out another scream, and the whole fire floated back a foot away.

"I'm sorry!" In order to avoid Chen Erhuang's misunderstanding, it immediately shouted, "But, Mr. Chen...Mr. Chen, don't you think that your current image is very, very scary...?"

"Meow?"

The little black cat tilted its head.

Chen Erhuang carefully recalled the life of being fed in the cafeteria, on the street, and at the gate of the supermarket in the past three days. During the feeding, countless beautiful ladies took out the fish bones for him. The life of peeling the shrimp shells for him with my own hands and testing the temperature of the Shuhua milk for him has confirmed once again that although he has become a cat, he is still as handsome as before.

The so-called handsome guy among cats is only Chen Erhuang.

So he said to customer service 099856: "Meow meow meow."

I wrote down what you said, and if you are unlucky in the future, you must remember that this is my return gift to you.

"No!" The ghost fire screamed, "I'm not lying, Mr. Chen, are you sure you just turned into a cat and not any other species? Although in my eyes you are just a young black cat, but you are really The...really..."

This thing sobbed, "...help QAQ"

"Meow meow."

No matter what I become, Chen Erhuang said, it was all caused by your mistakes, right?You feel terrible, but also you caused it.Come back and tell me what the hell happened?What is your organization doing?

"This," Ghost Fire stammered, "We have a confidentiality agreement..."

Chen Erhuang raised his paw.

"I'm sorry I said I said I said!"

Seeing Chen Erhuang put down his claws, customer service 099856's trembling frequency weakened at a speed visible to the naked eye.It slowed down, and the tone was no longer so crying, and then said: "Our PU has nothing to say, just like the PU company in the game."

"Meow meow?" Chen Erhuang asked, are you really an organization that crosses parallel worlds to investigate mysterious events?

"Yeah, investigate the mysterious incident, and collect and store the things that caused the mysterious incident." Customer service 099856 explained weakly, "Mr. Chen, you should also understand that those things that appear in mysterious incidents are very dangerous Yes. We contain it for the safety of ordinary people."

"Meow meow." But the games you released have already caused great danger to ordinary people, such as me.Chen Erhuang said.

"Ah, that's about the game, dear," customer service 099856 quickly said, "clerks like us are okay, but front-line investigators are really hard to recruit. Body archive resurrection technology is not a panacea, investigators, especially The casualties of low-level investigators have always been high. So our company's senior management proposed a plan to replace low-level investigators with projections of game characters..."

"Meow." If it was just a game projection, it wouldn't kill me at all, would it?Chen Erhuang said.

Customer service 099856 shook his body, probably nodding, and said: "Because the company also wants to select some official investigators from the players, we will check the players' physical data. The test is carried out in the tutorial. In the real test, there is no way to get injured or die. Investigators are essentially such a dangerous job, but we will archive the body of the tester. Once he dies in the test, he will be resurrected immediately and delete the memory. Log out of the account. There will be no more tests for people who fail... like you, Mr. Chen, you, uh, should be like this."

But something went wrong with this so-called resurrection. As a human being, Chen Erhuang still died, and he who was supposed to be resurrected turned into a cat.

"Meow." So, it was entirely caused by your work mistakes, Chen Erhuang said.

The little black cat meows.

You look like a normal company, he said, you should compensate me and change me back to the original, right?

The light of the will-o'-the-wisp dimmed a little, and it whispered, "This, I'm afraid...it won't be easy."

Ok?

The little black cat narrowed its eyes, customer service 099856 sensed a threat from his action, and immediately explained: "The main reason is that your death seems to have created an established fact in society, and we will not help resurrect such a dead in principle. The reason why you turned into a cat is still unclear. Our company has contained the "mystery" that can turn animals into humans. However, this transformation into a human is probably different from your own state as a human... It is very likely that you will become a stranger."

"Do you think it will be fine as long as you turn back into a human? Doesn't it matter if you don't change?" Will-o'-the-wisp asked.

"Meow." Chen Erhuang said, if I want to become an ugly monster, then I would rather be a cat.

"Really? I know what you're thinking, so..."

"Meow meow meow!"

Chen Erhuang interrupted it, but this is not the same as whether you reported my situation to the police, right?

The black cat said very firmly: You say so much, but you don't want to report my situation, lest your boss think that you are negligent and fire you, right?I heard what you said before, although newcomers will make mistakes to some extent after joining the job, but there are very few newcomers who make such big mistakes in your... that PU company, right?

Chen Erhuang squatted down on the spot, as if he didn't intend to do anything, but customer service 099856 felt that he seemed even more terrifying.

"Meow." Chen Erhuang pressed his paw on the phone screen.

I can sue you without your help.

"Wait!" Will-o'-the-wisp hurriedly said, "You can't do this! Even if I am complained, it won't change anything! Mr. Chen, the reason why you turned into a cat is unknown. If someone else in our company finds out, it will probably be treated as a 'mystery' Contained! At that time, researchers will use you for experiments, and you don't want to do this, right?!"

The movement of the cat's paw to unlock paused, and then continued to unlock.

"Please stop wahhhhhhhhh!!!"

The customer service 099856 almost violated its body structure and burst into tears. He squatted on the black cat's paw in front of the phone and kept moving. He glanced at it and said, "Meow."

I don't care if I get contained or not, he said, I'm going to make you lose your job first anyway.

"Why are you so careful!

The ghost fire yelled, as soon as the flames flickered, they were about to come up and grab the phone.

Chen Erhuang looked up at it.

Obviously he only made a small movement, but customer service 099856, who had floated less than one meter forward, suddenly froze and quickly floated back to his original position.

"Wait... please wait a moment..." it said weakly, "Actually... yes, actually, if you want to change back to the original, um, if you want to change back to the original, yes, there is another way, and There is a way!"

After the black cat finished typing the unlock code, it kept moving.

"Really! What I said is true!" Customer service 099856 quickly said, "Fortunately, I didn't cancel the account. Have you checked the dead character card in your account? Dead character cards can't be used anymore, but there are Some special investigations can only use dead character cards. If the investigation can be completed, the recovered 'mystery' is likely to revive the dead character card, so that I can call up the data from your resurrected character card and recreate it for you. body!"

Having turned to the game complaint page, Chen Erhuang finally stopped.

The golden cat pupil stared at the trembling will-o'-the-wisp, and said, "Meow."

Please explain it carefully, Chen Erhuang said.

The customer service 099856, who was temporarily on probation, quickly explained: "Some special investigations are specially provided for investigators whose archives cannot be revived, but they still retain subconscious activities. I don't know the details of this special investigation. It is said that it is very difficult. There is no chance to try again, but, but... if it is necessary to restore the original situation, the special investigation is the only chance."

"Meow meow." How to participate?

"First of all, you have to become an official investigator. But if you fail the test, you have lost your chance-don't complain! Kiss me, I can open a back door for you, secretly, as long as you don't complain to me, I will give it to you when I go back Open the back door, dear!"

"Meow." Then do it quickly.

"Don't think about it again?" The customer service 099856, who found a solution, breathed a sigh of relief, and then asked cautiously, "The job of the investigator in front is really dangerous, and if you fail this test, you may not even be a cat." ..."

Chen Erhuang bared his teeth at this cowardly will-o'-the-wisp.

"Yes! I'll do it right away!"

It shouted, "Then I'll go back and kiss you! You only have to wait for 10 minutes, and I can do it for you in less than 10 minutes!"

The black cat in front of the tombstone waved its paws, and the will-o'-the-wisp drifted back for some distance. Seeing that the black cat didn't chase after it, the smoke disappeared in the fog, only the sobbing sound could still be heard clearly after a long time.

Thinking about his current situation, Chen Erhuang sighed, turned on his phone, and waited.

The action of customer service 099856 was a little faster than what it said. In less than 5 minutes, the mobile game interface automatically jumped to [Create a new character card]. In a few seconds, a character card based on Chen Erhuang's body data was generated.

After exiting the character card interface, the dim [Single Practice Mode] option has been lit up.

Chen Erhuang pressed his cat's paw,

The next moment, his eyes went black.

[Welcome, investigator]

【You are using the single-player practice mode (beta version) provided by PU Survey Service Company】

[Practice mode (test version) will not provide possessed character cards, you will use your own character cards to enter directly, please confirm that the virtual damage switch is turned on.If it is not turned on, PU Investigation Service will not be responsible for any accidents that occur in the mode]

【Are you ready? 】

【Live!investigator! 】

Chen Erhuang opened his eyes, a pair of golden pupils shining in the darkness.

With low-light vision, which humans don't have, he found himself in a wire cage covered by an oilcloth.

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