After I died, I became a cat

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Could it be that he died because the character card with the same name as him was broken?Just like the cursed straw man made by the wizard in some stories, after cutting off the head of the straw man, the head of the living person also fell off?

impossible?Hahahahaha it shouldn't be possible, right?

The kitten trembled all over, and the handwriting in front of his eyes was blurred. He took a few deep breaths before calming down. After thinking for a while, he clicked on this character card that made his hair stand on end, and clicked [Create a new character card].

[Sorry, investigator, your level cannot create new character card permissions]

Chen Erhuang: ...

are you angry?No.

Chen Erhuang could only click other buttons.

Fortunately, he quickly found the game introduction column, and finally figured out what the game was all about.

The person who recommended the game to him at the beginning did not lie. "PU Investigation Service" does contain reasoning elements, but in addition to reasoning, this game also includes escape rooms, fighting confrontations, role-playing, etc., which are very rich in content.

Players act as investigators of the PU company and are sent to different time and space to investigate the mysterious events that happened there.The truth needs to be ascertained and the cause of the mystery resolved or recovered.

The cause of the mysterious incident may be a ghost, or it may be an alien abduction.Even the marriage of Godzilla (?), the appearance of Digimon over Tokyo (??), and the outbreak of the biochemical crisis in Raccoon City in the United States (???), are all within the scope of this company's investigation.

It's kind of fun when you think about it, and if he wasn't dead, he'd definitely want to play with it.

However, judging from the current situation Chen Erhuang is encountering, isn't this game itself also one of the sources of mystery?Why doesn't it recycle itself?

Chen Erhuang gritted his teeth, and said silently in his heart: Don't be angry, don't be angry...

He continued to browse, and finally found something useful.

24-hour online online customer service complaint channel.

Click to open the column input box, but Chen Erhuang didn't type immediately.

He licked the fur on his paws anxiously, and immediately retracted his paws when he realized what he had done, with a sullen face, deliberately ignoring how many bacteria he had just eaten.

Intelligence...intelligence...too little intelligence.

Let’s not mention whether someone will respond to his complaint here. If someone responds, how can he confirm that some parts of the game are abnormal, or the entire game is abnormal, or some people in the game company are abnormal, or the game company owns the abnormality? Everyone has abnormalities, or... the entire game, including the game company, has abnormalities?

If one is not selected well, he will fall into the trap of himself.

However, judging from the fact that he didn't encounter any abnormal things after he turned into a cat, if there really was a murderer who caused him to become like this, that murderer didn't have much control over the situation.

After thinking for a moment, Chen Erhuang decided to try it out.

Click on the virtual keyboard, and the kitten typed with difficulty with its paws.

[Chen Erhuang: Hello?Is anyone here? 】

As soon as this sentence was sent, a guy who didn't know whether it was a robot or a real person replied to him.

[Customer service 099856: I'm here, dear. I'm in charge of your customer service. Hello investigator, what's the matter? 】

It turned out that someone really came, Chen Erhuang hesitated for a few seconds, not knowing whether he should make a false statement first, or should be straightforward.

In the next second, he made a decision, shook his sore paw, and continued typing.

[Chen Erhuang: My character card died, and I was not allowed to create a new character card. The game cannot be played without a character card. What did you do? 】

The irritable tone of the text is visible to the naked eye, fully expressing the mood of a trouble-seeking player.

But the tone of the customer service is still friendly.

[Customer Service 099856: That's right! After the old character card dies, you should be able to create a new character card. You can't create it, probably because of a cache error. 】

[Chen Erhuang: The cache is cleared, it's still the same. 】

[Customer service 099856: That's it, please allow me to check your account, dear ★]

After saying this, the customer service who returned in seconds stopped talking.

Although Chen Erhuang really wanted to wait quietly for an answer, he should act according to his personality at this moment.

【Chen Erhuang: What about people? 】

【Chen Erhuang: Hello? 】

[Customer service 099856: I'm sorry, dear. I'm reporting the problem to the leader, but it's strange. It seems that I was responsible for testing this account before. How can I remember that the owner of the account that failed the test has died...]

[Customer Service 099856: Uh]

Chen Erhuang was silent.

The customer service on the other side of the network was also silent.

[Customer Service 099856: You!Are you a human or a ghost? ! ! 】

Chen Erhuang: "..."

I just want to ask if you are a human or a ghost, okay? !

How did this customer service work?He didn't do anything, just poured beans out of a bamboo tube and said everything? !

real or fake?According to the meaning in the customer service words, he actually died because of this game!

The forensic doctor in the bureau didn't find anything wrong with his corpse at all. If he hadn't turned into a cat, wouldn't he be dying!

Chen Erhuang's eyes darkened.

No matter how unbelievable this matter is, in fact, after transforming from a human into a cat, Chen Erhuang has been too lazy to worry about whether science is unscientific.

But this way of dying... this way of dying...

He couldn't accept it.

It would be better to die from overwork!Somehow worth it.

Chen Erhuang covered the cat's face, gritted his teeth for a moment, and sighed again.

Yes, as a policeman, haven't you seen it a long time ago?

The truth is, a lot of the time it's that kind of shit.

Calm down, he typed slowly.

【Chen Erhuang: So I was really killed by you. 】

The customer service staff on the opposite side also found out that they had exposed something, and immediately argued.

[Customer Service 099856: Dear, you heard me!Although we recruit investigators through this method will cause a little danger to testers, but we have compensation!We'll help revive people who die during testing... yeah?yeah?resurrection? 】

[Customer Service 099856: You]

[Customer service 099856: Are you dead or alive? 】

[Chen Erhuang: My body is buried today, do you want me to send a photo of the tombstone? 】

[Customer service 099856: ...]

[Customer service 099856: I'm very sorry! 】

[Customer service 099856: But, really, as the customer service responsible for you, I should have revived you, deleted your memory, and canceled your account, so that's right...]

Revive an MMP...

Chen Erhuang firmly glues his worldview together.

[Chen Erhuang: What kind of organization are you guys? 】

[Customer service 099856: We are a PU survey service company, dear★]

【Chen Erhuang: Speak well. 】

[Customer service 099856: This is a way of speaking specially trained to adapt to your world, I think it's very good dear★]

[Customer service 099856: I understand!It's because I forgot to delete your memory and log out of your account after resurrection, right?Investigator, please wait!I'll be right there! 】

【Chen Erhuang: Hello?Hello? 】

... scumbag.

This customer service is probably not a fool.

Chen Erhuang threw away the phone and jumped up from the ground.

The cemetery was so quiet that even the crickets and the cats had rested. It was hard to imagine that someone would come looking for them at this time. .

What's more, how should the other party position themselves?You know, Chen Erhuang has also arrested many thieves since he entered the industry. Based on the experience he has learned from them, he is sure that he has turned off everything on his phone that can locate him. It took a lot of effort.

But what Chen Erhuang was facing at the moment was not an enemy that could be restrained by common sense - look, this supposedly mobile game on the phone didn't even use data.

But... when it locates, at least it needs a mobile phone, right?

The kitten left the phone where it was, jumped up the stone steps and ran to a higher place.

After he hid himself in another tombstone, Chen Erhuang noticed that, at some point, there was fog on the mountain.

The mountain wind stopped, the sound also stopped, and the night fog quietly spread.

Not long after, the bright moon and breeze, the rattling big camphor tree and the noisy crickets all disappeared into the mist.

Rows of tombstones turned into indistinct black shadows, like silent people standing in the mist.The little black cat hiding behind the tombstone squatted quietly, unaware that the fur on its tail had exploded.

Resisting the urge to grind his claws on the concrete floor, Chen Erhuang took a deep breath.

Inhale, exhale, inhale, exhale, a quiet dude doesn't die in a horror movie scene.

Chen Erhuang, who comforted himself like this, didn't know that under the dense fog, his pupils shone like burning gold.It is not the kind of cold fluorescence that the eyes of ordinary cats emit in the dark. The eyes of this young black cat seem to have a temperature like lava, and one day they will burn the world and everything on earth.

But Chen Erhuang discovered another point.

Um?Has the fog cleared away?

I feel that I can see a little more clearly. Before I was worried that I would not be able to see the situation on the other side of the phone if I stood too far away. Now I can see clearly.

The shadow-like tombstones around him were no longer so scary, and Chen Erhuang's emotions seemed to be calmed down by some force and forcibly calmed down.

He squinted his eyes and continued to wait, waiting for the prey that had eaten the bait to arrive.

That being said, it didn't take long for a "guest" to arrive in the cemetery, which was as quiet as a different time and space.

A group of faint blue flames jumped up and down from the foot of the mountain along the stone steps.

The thing whose scientific name may be ghost fire quickly found the mobile phone placed in front of Chen Erhuang's tombstone. It stretched out a fire wire that was probably a hand to pick up the mobile phone. After a few operations, it jumped up a little as if raising its head. high.

The ghost fire spoke like a human, the voice was ethereal, the words were slow, extremely weak but could still be heard clearly, and said: "Mr. Chen Erhuang... Is Mr. Chen there... I am your customer service... 099856... Mr. Chen, Mr. Chen, are you there..."

Of course, Chen Erhuang would not run out and say that I was there. The deadly will-o’-the-wisp yelled a few more times, but still did not get a response, so he couldn’t help muttering: "Did I really bump into a ghost just now... Hiss! Terrible!"

The scene where a ghost is terrified of bumping into ghosts is just a little too funny.

Chen Erhuang moved quietly in the shadows, and he could clearly hear the voice of the will-o'-the-wisp with his pointed ears.

When the customer service 099856 spoke in a low voice, it was like a ghost chatting, whispering quickly and softly: "Could it be that I also ran into a mysterious incident? Should I report it to the intelligence department and ask investigators to investigate? What should I do once I find out that it was caused by my mistakes at work? This job is still entrusted to me and I just took up the job. If something happens to me, I will be finished. Resurrected? Resurrected! I also deleted the memory! Account... I seem to have forgotten to log out of the account , so you found me?"

The will-o'-the-wisp circled around in place, glanced over the surrounding tombstones, and suddenly caught sight of something.

It stopped in front of Chen Erhuang's tombstone, and swept over the engraved name.

If it wasn't for a cloud of will-o'-the-wisps, customer service 099856 would be covered in cold sweat.

"Really...really dead?"

The will-o'-the-wisp trembled, took half a step back, then another half step, then turned around abruptly.

It really hit a ghost!If you don't run now, when will you wait!

Thinking this way in his mind, the moment he turned around, the will-o'-the-wisp seemed to catch a glimpse of something.

A black shadow, a black shadow leaped quickly from behind it just now.

"Meow--"

A shrill meow sounded in the vast night fog, and the temperature from the living things slowly approached.

Right behind, close at hand.

Customer service 099856 trembled, it turned around slowly, and finally got a glimpse of the whole thing behind it.

"Meow."

Hello, said the black cat.

As soon as the sound fell, Chen Erhuang saw the light of the will-o'-the-wisp dim, like a gasless hydrogen balloon, deflated and fell to the ground, unable to fly.

Chen Erhuang who just said hello: "..."

No, are you dizzy?

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Will-o'-the-wisp customer service who suffered before many bosses: 嘤QAQ