Uproarious

"I didn't expect you to be the tenant this time." Cen Yan said while applying ointment to Ruan Zhiqing.

"I don't even have a key to my house?" Ruan Zhiqing asked.

"I came back in a hurry, maybe I forgot to take it. I saw someone in the house, thinking it should be a new tenant recently, and wanted to see if they would open the door for me in good faith and not kick me out." Cen Yan paused and continued. "If you knew it was you, you should have known the tenant earlier."

By the way, he also looked up at Ruan Zhiqing, with a faint smile on his face, and kept moving his hands, applying the ointment over and over again.

The corners of Ruan Zhiqing's eyes twitched. "...Do you have a lot of ointment in your house?"

Cen Yan smiled, "If it's not enough, there are still several tubes."

Ruan Zhiqing forcibly withdrew her hand. She didn't like to get too close to others, let alone a man.

Cen Yan didn't stop him, but just sat in front of him, didn't leave, and looked up at him with a scrutinizing expression.

Ruan Zhiqing looked a little unnatural, "Could you please step aside?"

"I just cleaned up the mess for you, and kindly gave you medicine for a long time. This medicine is very expensive. Is this your attitude?"

"...Thank you." Ruan Zhiqing choked out a sentence for a long time.

Cen Yan still didn't intend to let him leave, the legs of the two were close together, because there was not much space between the sofa and the coffee table, Ruan Zhiqing was quite uncomfortable.

Cen Yan could also see that he was on pins and needles, and just looked at him leisurely from the side, pretending that he didn't notice anything.

"What's your name?" Cen Yan asked him.

"I just live in a house so I don't need to tell you what it's called?"

"Don't be so heartless, I'm serious, at least we live under the same roof, we don't see each other when we look up."

Ruan Zhiqing thought to himself, indeed, he can't see when he looks up, and every time he goes to the bathroom in the middle of the night, it can make him tremble with fright.

"My name is Cen Yan, Cen of Cen Shen, Yan of Rock."

"...I didn't ask what your name was."

"Reciprocity, if you keep silent, I'll keep calling you cutie?" Cen Yan smiled.

Ruan Zhiqing couldn't bear it now, he didn't understand what about him made the man in front of him give him the label of 'cute', no matter in appearance or temper, Ruan Zhiqing didn't feel that he was 'cute' These three words have any connection.

"...Go and see the rental contract yourself." Ruan Zhiqing finally compromised.

Cen Yan looked at him with an expression of 'Why are you so troublesome' and 'I'm just asking for your name and I'm not trying to eat you', he seemed a little helpless, but he quickly recovered his calm expression.

"Ruan Zhiqing, is that right? Ruan with ears, Zhiqing with gardenia and green mang?"

Ruan Zhiqing suddenly looked up at him.

How does he know?

After Cen Yan finished speaking, he read his name again slowly and probingly, with a different kind of laziness, "It's a nice name."

"You..." He wanted to say that you investigated me?Did you check my file?How the hell do you know my name?In your memory, it seems that Sheng Fu has only seen it once.

Ruan Zhiqing couldn't help thinking of something. The rich young master, the director of the consortium, fell in love with Cinderella on the side of the road, and turned his family upside down at all costs.

After thinking about it, Ruan Zhiqing couldn't help being rude again, shit, fuck Cinderella, I'm a straight man.

Facts proved that Ruan Zhiqing was overthinking, but the truth of the matter seemed to make Ruan Zhiqing even more difficult to accept.

"You left me out once, you punched me, and today you threw a bowl at my house. If I don't know what your name is, isn't it justified?"

Ruan Zhiqing thought that this person seemed to be a little fussy, but in the next second she grasped the key point in that sentence.

Hang him out once?The best man?

"Do you still remember? How the hell do you know who was in front of you that day?"

Ruan Zhiqing was shocked and felt deceived when she saw Cen Yan nod obediently.

"you!"

Ruan Zhiqing was about to get up as he said that, obviously there was no way to chat today, a fight is the kingly way, but Cen Yan got up one step faster than him, directly took Ruan Zhiqing's two hands, and pressed them back.

"Can't we chat calmly for a while? What do you want to leave for me today? The wound on the corner of my mouth hasn't healed yet."

Ruan Zhiqing's strength is not small, as can be seen from the fact that he has never lost a fight since he was a child, but Cen Yan's strength is also not small, obviously at an even level, but because Cen Yan has an advantage in position.

Ruan Zhiqing couldn't break free for a long time.

Cen Yan looked down at him, but Ruan Zhiqing noticed that the other person's gaze was not on her face, but... as if on her lips...

Ruan Zhiqing had a bad feeling.

Woc, what pervert has he encountered?

"To be honest, I didn't get a kiss twice, and I feel a little frustrated."

In Ruan Zhiqing's heart, she had already started a fight with the person in front of her. It was indeed the first time that she was so nakedly and frankly molested at such a young age.

"What the hell, get up! I don't like men!"

But Cen Yan smiled, "That's not what your cousin said."

Ruan Zhiqing's heart skipped a beat.

Cen Yan over there has already started to speak the next words slowly, "Are you just wondering why I know your name? Let me tell you now, not only do I know your name, I also know how old you are today. Where do you go to school, what do you usually like to do, and your relationship with your family..."

"do not talk……"

Cen Yan smiled and looked at Ruan Zhiqing who was about to explode.

He thought to himself that it should be time to accept it as soon as it is good, otherwise he would really fight later, and he was not sure if he could beat this hard-working man who loves whoever he wants.

"She told you that?"

"It's a long story. If you promise to listen to me quietly and don't move your mouth, I will talk to you carefully."

Ruan Zhiqing temporarily suppressed the anger in her heart.

Cen Yan turned around, let go of Ruan Zhiqing, and sat next to him, with one hand propped on the sofa behind him, looking sideways at Ruan Zhiqing.

"I'm friends with her."

"This bitch..." Ruan Zhiqing couldn't hold back.

"And your cousin-in-law."

When Ruan Zhiqing heard the words "cousin-in-law", Ruan Zhiqing's heart suddenly cleared up. He glanced at Cen Yan with a bit of disdain in his eyes, "Don't you like Chen Zhi?"

Cen Yan just chuckled, "Why don't you understand? I did it on purpose that day."

Ruan Zhiqing was quick-witted, and now she really understood the cause and effect of the incident, and then felt a chill, so these days, it is not an illusion that there is always a kind of staring at the eyes of the beast in the dark.

But he still didn't quite understand when the guy in front of him saw him and then plotted against him with Lin Yan.

In Ruan Zhiqing's impression, his contact with him was limited to the best man.

"If he's half as good-looking as you, it's okay to try."

Ruan Zhiqing didn't appreciate it, Chen Zhichang was not as bad as Cen Yan said, otherwise his cousin would not have liked him, and he himself was not as good-looking as he said.

"How about it? Do you want to try being my boyfriend?" Cen Yan still looked at him with a smile on his face.

Ruan Zhiqing was a little bit dumbfounded. Where did this person in front of him have the confidence? He would say to a man whose name he only knew today, "Okay, I'll be your boyfriend." 'Such words?

"I'm so busy that I don't have time for relationships."

Cen Yan didn't take it seriously, "It's really sad, I just broke up with my girlfriend."

"Just kidding, I never agreed. I don't know when she told everyone that we were together."

"Then you don't explain?"

"Too lazy to bother."

"So she became your girlfriend naturally?" Cen Yan felt that Ruan Zhiqing's way of dealing with people was a bit magical, and he actually couldn't understand it, but he had to admit that this happened to be a room for him to play.

"Well." Cen Yan smiled, "Then why can't I? You can treat me as your boyfriend like this?" The plan is perfect.

"It's different."

"What's the difference? Oh yes, it's a little different. The back of a man is really easier to use."

"..."

Cen Yan suddenly giggled, "I'm just kidding, but it's true that I fell in love with you, you have to believe it."

"Let me tell you the truth, I don't know what Lin Yan told you, but I actually don't like men."

Cen Yan raised his eyebrows, "Really, she didn't say clearly what your sexual orientation is. When I asked her, she told me that you are an innocent boy who has never been in a relationship. It is easy to flirt. Men and women, use a little care. It's not a big problem."

Ruan Zhiqing: "..." He felt that he had to kill someone today.

"Give up, sexuality is not as easy to change as you said."

Cen Yan said meaningfully, "I know."

Ruan Zhiqing looked at him inexplicably.

Cen Yan didn't continue talking.

"Stop talking, I'm hungry, do you still have that instant noodles? Wasn't that a plastic bag just now?"

Ruan Zhiqing was at a loss for words.

"Only one pack."

Cen Yan blinked, and had to say that Cen Yan's face was indeed impeccable, Ruan Zhiqing looked away a little guilty.

"Why don't we go out to eat together?"

Ruan Zhiqing refused without thinking, "No need, I'll go out to buy food, and I'll use your kitchen reward."

Cen Yan smiled and did not stop him.

When Ruan Zhiqing walked to the door, Cen Yan suddenly stopped him again.

"By the way, don't think about moving out from here, don't think about finding another house to rent."

"..." How do you know what's on my mind?

"Otherwise I won't let you do it in the bar." Cen Yan looked at him with a smile, and watched Ruan Zhiqing's eyes suddenly widen, feeling that he was in a good mood.

Ruan Zhiqing, who fled in a hurry, waited for a long time before recovering, and dialed Lin Yan's number without hesitation for a second.

The bell rang for about five or six seconds, and Lin Yan picked it up before she could say, "Hello."

"Lin Yan, I'm going to your uncle!!"

Lin Yan, who was lying on the sofa making a mask, was taken aback.

"Oh, I'm going, what are you doing at night?"

"Ask you, you did a good job!!"

"What's wrong with me?"

"The person you sent me to the hotel that day."

Ruan Zhiqing just said that, and Lin Yan immediately reacted, "Ahem, this, he is our friend, and I am too embarrassed to say no when he asks, right?"

"Just say that you asked me to take him to the hotel? Are you going to wash me up and send me to someone else's bed?"

Lin Yan felt even more guilty.

"Ahem, it's not that serious. I don't know when he fell in love with you. Maybe he saw you while you were working there. By the way, I forgot to mention that the Zero Bar where you worked, he It's the boss."

Ruan Zhiqing wanted to say, thank you so much, you still know how to tell me, the last sentence Cen Yan said before he went out just now, he finally realized that he was played a lot by others.

"Ah Qing, don't worry too much about this matter, he just likes to play, and he shouldn't bother you after a while."

"What? Play? I want to play with him, right? How much of a favor did you take from him to plot against me with him?"

Hearing the word play, Ruan Zhiqing felt even more restless.

"No! You can't frame me like that!! Am I that kind of person?" While speaking, he silently collected the permanent free membership card of Zero Bar. "Ahem, anyway, very soon, according to my experience, within half a month, he will have a new goal soon, and nothing out of the ordinary should happen."

"..."

"I'm living with him now, are you sure nothing will happen?" Ruan Zhiqing complained a little helplessly.

"What?! Living together?!! I don't know about this, don't you live in the school? We didn't calculate this aspect!"

Ruan Zhiqing was unable to support his forehead, and he knew it was indeed a coincidence, but it might soon become the biggest hidden danger.

Lin Yan seemed to be thinking for a while, "In this case, I don't know... If he really wants to do something... he should be able to do it... He is a bit strange, otherwise you will sleep at night Lock the door better."

"..." I really thank you, sister.

"Hey, why don't you change places?"

"Give me the money!!" Ruan Zhiqing was almost mad, he has been short of money for a long time, whether it is to find another house or lose that high-paying part-time job, he cannot accept it.

"Ahem, I'm also poor recently."

"Go away, I don't want to talk to you anymore."

"Oh, dear Qingqing, I'm really sorry, I won't trick you like this next time."

"And next time?"

"It's gone," Lin Yan said flatteringly, the trace of guilt in her tone made Ruan Zhiqing feel a little better. "However, Ah Qing, don't get too close to him, just play with him. He is a complicated person, you can't see it through, he feels a little dangerous, you can't hold it, anyway, don't get too close. "

"Since you know, why did you drag me in..."

"Ahem, stop talking, my husband is calling me to sleep."

After finishing speaking, he simply turned off the phone.

Ruan Zhiqing looked at the call log and thought that she would bald her head next time we met.

Thinking about what Lin Yan just said, is it dangerous?play?Feeling more irritable.

What the hell.