Uproarious

Waking up the next morning, the room returned to the state where there was no one alive except Ruan Zhiqing. Of course, the reason for this judgment was not because of the closed door opposite, but the lonely pair of shoes in the entrance.

Ruan Zhiqing felt that she got up early enough, but it was a pity that the somewhat mysterious landlord seemed to get up earlier than him, and left the house early in the morning without leaving a trace.

It seems to want to prove that what appeared yesterday is really not human.

Even though he knew that it was indeed a person, Ruan Zhiqing still felt terrified. He didn't think it was a normal person who stayed up in the middle of the night and stood by the window looking at the scenery, and the next few days confirmed his thoughts even more.

More than once, he saw the landlord standing there like a ghost watching the scenery in the middle of the night.

The more you look at it, the more terrifying it becomes.

Just when Ruan Zhiqing was thinking about whether to reluctantly move out and spend some money to rent another house, things turned around.

That night, Ruan Zhiqing was at home, cooking food in the landlord's kitchen. Of course, the so-called food was nothing more than two packs of instant noodles and eggs she bought.

The reason why Ruan Zhiqing dared to use this kitchen was that when Ruan Zhiqing used it for the first time, she had never encountered any strange behaviors from the landlord, and there was nothing wrong with the food she ate. Later, she also found out that the landlord never entered the kitchen and never used it. , The location of the things here is still the location after he left that day.

So Ruan Zhiqing occasionally comes in to use it, just because the boiled instant noodles are better than the soaked ones.

When it was halfway through cooking, I suddenly heard a knock on the door outside.

Ruan Zhiqing paused while holding the chopsticks. He didn't quite understand who would be knocking on the door at this time. Almost no one knew that he lived here. This person obviously didn't come to see him, nor could it be the landlord who had the key. .

He hesitated for a while whether to open the door. After all, the landlord is not here now, and he and the landlord are not friends. It seems that it is not appropriate to receive guests for others.

It's just that the knock on the door seemed to hesitate for a while, and then it rang again, with a touch of probing.

Ruan Zhiqing finally put down her chopsticks, took one last look at the delicious instant noodles in the pot, and prepared to go to open the door.

After 20 seconds, Ruan Zhiqing and the people outside the door looked at each other for a second, and then closed the door neatly, using [-]% of the force, with a popping sound, the people standing outside were a little dumbfounded in surprise.

Ruan Zhiqing stood at the door for a while, forcing herself to sort out the thoughts in her head, for example, this person is a guest now, you can't be so rude, for example, although he almost ate your tofu twice, but now he is not here to find you Yes, for another example, even though this is the case, I still want to beat him up! !

About ten seconds later, Ruan Zhiqing opened the door again.

Cen Yan had the same warm smile on his face as always.

"Little cutie, what a coincidence?"

Ruan Zhiqing endured it, "Are you looking for the landlord here? He's not here now, and he usually doesn't go home. If there's nothing else, I'll close the door."

Cen Yan raised his eyebrows, "Ah, I'm not here to find someone."

Ruan Zhiqing stared at him and waited for him to continue talking. She had already made a decision in her heart. No matter what the reason was, she would politely say sorry after he finished speaking and then slam the door behind her.

How polite is that?

Cen Yan looked behind him.

"I thought, would you like to go and see the instant noodles you cooked first?"

Only then did Ruan Zhiqing remember that he was still cooking instant noodles. He thought it would be all right to come over and open the door to let people in, but he didn't expect this situation to happen, so he left Cen Yan and trotted over to turn off the fire.

Cen Yan smiled and went in directly.

While Ruan Zhiqing was fishing for instant noodles, he saw Cen Yan enter the room naturally, closed the door naturally, took the shoes next to him and put them on, and then sat on the sofa even more naturally, everything was so natural, As if that position was originally his.

Ruan Zhiqing had a guess.

After sitting for a while, Cen Yan got up and walked to the kitchen door, leaning against the door, where Ruan Zhiqing was still fishing for instant noodles.

"Is there any more?" Cen Yan asked him.

"Gone."

"Ah, that's unlucky."

"Are you the new tenant here?" Cen Yan sounded a little surprised.

Ruan Zhiqing wants to tell you what it is about you.

But he held back.

Cen Yan can come and go freely in this house so naturally, the relationship with the landlord is definitely not normal, and then related to Cen Yan's sexuality, Ruan Zhiqing naturally thinks that this is the elusive landlord... um.

Asking myself like this at this moment is probably a bit of a test, after all, no one likes their partner to live with other people.

"The landlord doesn't come home very often. I haven't seen him. Sometimes he will come back in the middle of the night," Ruan Zhiqing thought for a while whether to leave it there at midnight to enjoy the scenery. It doesn't sound very ethical. "If you're in a hurry to find him, you probably have to go somewhere else."

Cen Yan nodded, "I'm not in a hurry." A pair of narrow eyes just looked at Ruan Zhiqing with a slight smile.

Ruan Zhiqing felt a little uncomfortable being looked at by him.

Even the movement of pouring the soup with his hands was a little unnatural, and he felt that the pot, which usually weighed only a few catties, had become extremely heavy.

"Is it really gone? I didn't eat at night."

Ruan Zhiqing thought that whether you eat or not is none of my business.

"Gone."

"What's that over there?" Cen Yan raised his chin at Ruan Zhiqing.

Ruan Zhiqing scolded shit in her heart, and forgot to put the rest of the instant noodles away first.

"Empty plastic bag." Ruan Zhiqing's face remained unchanged.

Cen Yan laughed, "Okay, it seems that I have to order a takeaway."

"Please."

"It's really impersonal."

Ruan Zhiqing finally finished her instant noodles, and packed everything along the way.Finally, he raised his head and took a serious look at the man in front of him. He had seen him three times, and the first and second times were not particularly pleasant.

The first time I met Chen Zhi, I had a crush on Chen Zhi, the second time I saw him I was very interested in him, and the third time I found out that I was having an affair with my landlord.

Ruan Zhiqing quickly defined the person in front of him.

Scrappy, scumbag.

"Please step down."

Made the essence of the four words impersonal.

Cen Yan didn't let him go, and directly blocked him again.

Ruan Zhiqing looked at him inexplicably.

"Once was by chance, and twice is fate. I was thinking about how to find the cutie that day." Cen Yan narrowed his eyes, "I have worked hard to find you."

Ruan Zhiqing: "..."

"Are you sure you want to tell me this here?" What Ruan Zhiqing meant was, are you sure you want to meet another man in your partner's house?

Cen Yan looked puzzled, but only for a moment. "Can't you? Oh, the kitchen is really not a good place, or go to the bedroom? The sofa? The bed?"

Ruan Zhiqing's toothache ached, and it was the first time that she felt being pressed on the floor and molested, and the other party was a man. "Get out of the way, I don't care much about holding my hand."

He thought that if Cen Yan refused to let him go, he would just pour instant noodles on him, but Cen Yan obediently stepped aside.

It's just that when he passed Cen Yan sideways, Cen Yan said leisurely, "Is my house comfortable?"

The next moment, Ruan Zhiqing disappeared from Cen Yan's sight.

Ruan Zhiqing, who was lying on the ground, spilled noodles all over the floor, and most of the hot soup spilled on her hands, Ruan Zhiqing cursed.

The fact of tripping over the threshold of the kitchen is a little bit, especially when there is a bystander nearby.

Cen Yan was also taken aback.

When he realized it, he kept laughing and couldn't stop, but he still didn't forget to squat down and help Ruan Zhiqing.

Ruan Zhiqing didn't accept his favor, if it wasn't for this guy, he wouldn't have dropped it, and by the way, the handle was completely changed.

After Ruan Zhiqing got up, he was going to clean up the mess on the ground. After all, it was someone else's house, especially when the master was still standing in front of him. To be honest, he never thought that Cen Yan was a f*ck That feisty landlord!

"You have blisters on your hands, don't worry about it."

Ruan Zhiqing ignored him, just washed her hands with cold water casually, and was about to get the mop.

But Cen Yan grabbed him when he was passing by, and pulled him to the bathroom without a doubt, only then did Ruan Zhiqing realize that this guy had surprisingly strong hands.

Halfway through, I still didn’t forget to turn around to comfort the ‘little cutie’ who was about to explode, “Don’t worry, I won’t swallow you alive now.”,

Ruan Zhiqing didn't say a word for a while, and was taken to the bathroom. After he washed his hands with cold water for a while and washed his hands with hand sanitizer, he found that Ruan Zhiqing had cleaned up all the mess on the floor. Including soup sprinkled everywhere and broken porcelain all over the floor.

I was rummaging through boxes and cabinets looking for things.

"What are you doing?" Ruan Zhiqing asked out of politeness.

"Look for the ointment to show your courtesy, increase your favorability, understand?" After speaking, he still smiled at Ruan Zhiqing.

Ruan Zhiqing was speechless again for a while.

In the end, Cen Yan managed to find the ointment hidden in the corner, and almost searched it all over, and the things he found were piled up on the floor.Ruan Zhiqing once wondered if this guy was lying to him when he said this was his home.

Ruan Zhiqing was sitting on the sofa, and Cen Yan was sitting on the coffee table in front of him, holding his leg. Ruan Zhiqing didn't know why he ended up in such a posture, but he only remembered that this man kept trying to give it to him with his own hands. He put on the ointment, but he refused vigorously.

In the end it became what it is now.

"Don't think too much, I'm just taking a medicine." Cen Yan squeezed a little ointment without raising his head, "By the way, I'm taking advantage of it."

Ruan Zhiqing: "..."

Ruan Zhiqing wanted to withdraw his hand, but Cen Yan's grip was so tight that he couldn't break free?

Ruan Zhiqing doubted her strength for the first time.

Cen Yan seemed to look at him helplessly, "Can you be more peaceful? We will both be tired if this continues."

Ruan Zhiqing was mad inside, nonsense, can this be peaceful?