The feasibility of working the night shift in Gotham

Dick knows that sometimes his family will encounter some subtle and unexpected accidents in the execution of tasks, such as the Arkham support club and very few fans, but it doesn't matter who makes him an optimist, he believes They always solve the problem.

As long as they have a perfect plan and execute this perfect plan together with their families.

"You're right, Dickie, we have to have a plan." Jason crossed his arms and looked serious, "Old man... No, Batman is a tough opponent."

He imitated his father's guttural voice, and kept lowering his own voice, "He is strong, smart, tough, and dark. He has the entire Gotham and high-tech technical team, and he also has other helpers."

"But these are not without trace, I know him, he abides by the rules, we just need to take down his assistants one by one, show our ability, and then surround Gotham with heavy weapons, surround him, I will make Gotham The skies and lands of the world are occupied by my army!"

Dick, who was originally excited about the father's kindness and filial piety, but the more he listened to it, the more wrong it became: Wait, this is different from our original script!What high technology?Where did the army come from? !Jason, wake up, it's you who got into the drama too much!

Dick cast his expectant eyes on Anyang: Anyang, my good sister, it's up to you!

Me: Got it, look at mine!

"You're right, my dear." An Yang's voice was also deliberately lowered by her. She raised her chin and looked indifferently, her waist-length hair was dancing without wind.

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Didn't you say that mana is scarce recently?Also make yourself an invisible hair dryer?

"But it's far more than that. We want to let the shadow of death hang over Gotham, let fear fill the hearts of every Gotham person, and let the heroes go to the end!"

"I will help you, my love! You will be the Emperor of Gotham!"

Jason pulled An Yang's hand and held it tightly. He stared deeply into the other's obsidian eyes, "Yes, Ann! I assure you that Gotham will be ours!"

"Anyone who offends the queen will surely die!"

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I asked you to stop, not to join in!There are also two questions for you, what kind of drama do children perform, first eat your big brother's iron fist of love!

Seeing the two of them weeping and covering the red envelopes on their heads, Dick calmly blew the white smoke from his fists: Show affection is forbidden!and!I just broke up, you two better pay attention to me! (stress)

He squinted his blue eyes, watching the two hugging each other and stepping back: If you understand, hurry up and discuss some serious things with me!

"I have decided to be the core figure in this mission." Dick made a final decision, "I will name this mission, Screaming Bruce!"

"What?! I'm the mastermind of this mission, and I have the right to deny your bad name! I decided to name this mission," Jason retorted, lowering his voice, "Batman's Fear!"

"Stop lowering your voice! Jason! Not at all!" Dick thumped his chest, "Without me, you two can't complete the mission at all!"

"Don't think too highly of yourself, Dicky, as long as Ann thinks, she can possess anyone!"

I nodded in agreement with Jason's words and suggested, "Maybe I can possess Ah Fu." Coincidentally, I haven't got to know each other well with the top people in the Wayne family's food chain that Jason said, this would be a good opportunity Let's get more familiar.

Of course, family members, I definitely don't want to know the black history of Jason and Dick!

I just simply hope that the family is harmonious!

I swear to myself!I will definitely show the momentum of reciting the original ancient words back then!

String their dark history into a poem and sing it!

"What do you two think?" I asked sincerely, especially Jason, whom I attacked with a wink.

"Ann, sometimes we have to listen to Big Brother's opinion." He took the initiative to hook Dick's neck and pinch the soft flesh on his back, "I think Dick's proposal is really good."

I almost can't stand it anymore, you hurry up and think of a way to stop her, her sexuality turns to Afu, it's terrible!He, Jason, hinted at Dick.

When you are afraid of sinners, you will call me brother!I remember you boy!Dick was pinched in pain, and the flesh on his face seemed to be twisted for a moment, facing my expectant gaze, "Thank you, Jason, after all, you are the boss, and I will listen to you."

Dick: I'll dump this pot first!

"Dick...?" I hesitated, looked Dick up and down, and took two steps forward to try to check, "Your face looks very bad, are you okay?"

Unexpectedly, just after I finished asking, Jason also suddenly made a gasping sound, which immediately turned into a series of coughing.

"Jie, are you okay?" I asked in a drawn out voice, feeling a little guilty for no reason, did they find out that I wanted to do something bad?

"Or, let's find another target to possess."

In fact, nothing was found, just the three-year-old brothers who were busy pinching each other's soft flesh behind each other.

"That's a good idea, Ann! Ah Fu is too old to be stimulated."

"Jason is right, Ann, you can find a small animal or something."

Yes, Dick thought, I'm sure we'll figure things out, but... now this situation probably isn't more subtle than expected.

Sorry, Fu!The perfect plan met with a disgruntled family.

Dick turned his head tragically, unable to bear to see the old butler's expression at this time.

As one of the grievances, he slowly moved backwards. If he slipped away now, he could still catch up with the night shift.

Dick paused as he was trying to slip away quietly, he froze in place, Ah Fu's voice followed his ears like a shadow,

"Master Dick, don't you plan to have a chat with me, a irritated old man?"

Bruce turned around slowly, the black cat on his head was still gnawing on the pointed ears on Batman's helmet, and the cub stretched long cat strips on his face, which made people feel uncomfortable See his face clearly.

But Dick could still hear, Bruce muttered: "I think Alfred is so right, I really need to sleep, I actually heard Jason's voice from the cat's mouth."

He took down the cat on his head, looked at Maoyan and asked, "Since your voice is similar to Jason's, it means you are a boy, so I won't read it, let's touch it to verify."

Jason:? ! !

Me: slipped away.

Dick: Take me one.

Jamie stepped on Batman's face and fell to the ground, "Don't look at the old man, it's me!"

"I have something to look for you, I met a dead man."

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The dining room of the Wayne family was lit up in the evening, and the two of them, the cat and the dog, were sitting on the extended dining table.

"Why should I be in a dog's body, I want to be in a cat's body." I raised ace's black paw and kept poking at the black cat beside me. Ace is an early adult dog, his size can almost swallow a cat.It's not that big dogs are bad, ace is a good dog, he is very happy to let me possess,

But!My dog ​​eyes flicked to Bruce, who was sitting in the main seat.

Uh huh, the body of the dog is so big, how do you put it so that the face can be pressed tightly, oh, my poor Brucey baby, will his muscles disappear because of holding such a heavy dog?

"Hmph, you don't have to worry too much. Ace weighs a full 40 kilograms. Bruce can practice from morning to night, and he can practice all day. You will never lose his figure—especially his pectoral muscles!"

Mmm, that's great!

Xiugou covered his face.

"I'm right, oldman!" Jamie's cat eyes were full of murderous intent.

Bruce picked up the teacup to cover his face: I've never been so embarrassed, I'm afraid it's because the chest muscles haven't been trained first, and the toe muscles are very developed first!How on earth did I feel that this female death goddess looked like a threat, and immediately deleted her from the list immediately.

"You didn't tell me you liked this, Ann." Dick saw the timing, ignoring the eyes of the people around him, and turned on him in time, "I can practice this too."

I was licking the cat's face, trying to pull the tail out of the cat's foot, "What are you talking about, Dick? Why are you exercising?"

I looked surprised, "Do you want to exercise this? Why didn't you tell me? I wouldn't recommend makeup to you if I knew it."

"Do you want to eat papaya stewed with milk, or papaya stewed with red wine?"

"Pfft!" Bruce spat out a mouthful of hot tea.

"Pay attention to hygiene, master." Ah Fu stood aside with his hands behind his back, his expression was flat as he didn't hear the conversation just now.

"Hit it up, sister Dicky." Jamie sneered, slowly raised his white gloves and let go of An Wang's tail, bowed his head lovingly to smooth the silly dog's hair, and successfully harvested a piece that only sticks to him repair hook.

Jamie tilted her body: it seems a little heavy... no, it's not heavy at all!

Looking at the cat that was already under the dog's head, Bruce sighed: There is no need to use your mouth forcefully in such a place.

"May I wish to borrow my son, ma'am."

"Don't worry, Bruce, he'll always be your son, we just loved him in different ways together." I looked up and nuzzled the now reluctant Jason into his arms, controlling Jump off the chair with ace.

"Should we back off?"

"No, it will only take a while. We have things to deal with later." Bruce refused, holding Jamie in his arms, burying his face in the cat's white belly, feeling the heartbeat coming through the cat's belly , He didn't raise his head for a long time.

Me, Dick, and Ah Fu exchanged glances, and the three of them walked out of the living room slowly.

After a while, Bruce said, "Is it really you? Jason, or maybe I really listened to Ah Fu and went to rest."

"Yes, it's me." The cat's senses told itself that the abdomen was already soaked with water, and Jason turned over and pressed the furry cat's face against the man's face.

"I'm back, Bruce, you are not dreaming, I will never leave this time."

"What do you need to eat, Miss An." Ah Fu asked caringly. He wanted to make some food just now, but considering the current situation of the two of them, he decided to ask first.

"Thanks, Fu. But Reaper usually doesn't need to eat." I explained to Fu.

"So, now Master Jason has become the god of death like you?"

"Yes." I said, "The new one, he came back just this week, but you and Bruce, you can't see him."

"I felt that it was really him." The butler's expression finally relaxed. He squatted in front of me and thanked me, "Thank you for bringing my grandson back."

I rubbed the other party's hand in the housekeeper's glove, "No, it's us, we brought back the people we love, but." My eyes flashed a few sly glances, "If you really want to thank me, Just burn something for us, the gods of death are going to die of poverty."

Ah Fu was stunned for a moment, and laughed out loud, "So that's why Master Jason did those handicrafts."

"What handwork, those luxury cars he stacked?" Bruce walked towards us with Jamie in his arms, "Jason has already told me why you are here."

His face turned serious and he greeted me, "I do know something, come with me, there is information I have collected in the Batcave."

"Ding dong!"

It was the sound of the doorbell being rung.

"I'll open it, it's my takeaway!" Dick, still with something in his mouth, flew to the door with strides, looking forward to his takeaway.

But when he opened the door, there was another boy with black hair and blue eyes.

"Tim?" Dick called out hesitantly. He had seen this child living in Drake's mansion not far away. In his impression, this child seemed to have played with Jason. Sure enough, he looked back Go, after hearing the name, Jamie jumped out of Bruce's arms and walked towards the door.

"How can I help you?"

"Yes." Tim smiled, "I'm here to thank Batman for saving my parents from Penguin."

Dick raised his eyebrows and looked at Jamie at his feet, "It's good to know that your parents are fine, but did you come to the wrong place, boy."

"You can't believe the pornographic news in the Gotham tabloids." He frowned at Tim, preparing to close the door, "but Bruce will help you deliver the news."

"No, I'm not wrong." Tim smiled, reaching out to block the door, "I know you too, Dick, you are Nightwing, did you receive the letter I wrote to you?"

Dick's smile faded. Yes, he did get an anonymous letter at his apartment in Bluhaven.

"Does your coming back mean you're willing to continue being Batman's Robin?"

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The author has something to say:

Offending the Queen will surely lead to death. From "Suicide Squad X", Hamanda Waller is her evaluation of Harley Quinn. Simply put, Harley Quinn will be killed by the clown if she offends the Queen.

Titi is here to apply!The child who is still holding the longing for the future will soon become a new social animal, hhh