The feasibility of working the night shift in Gotham

Gotham, night, in a certain alley.

Someone is watching him.

Batman's piercing eyes slid across every corner, and he stared at a certain place for a long time, until a cow cat cub wearing a red jacket and white gloves ran out from a dark corner, the cat's blue pupils were looking Reflecting his shadow.

"Oh it's you."

Batman's jaw, which was originally tense and angular, loosened. He walked up to the cat and squatted down, took off his right tactical glove, and gently scratched the cat's chin with white fluff. He saw the cub go from the initial resistance to hiding to the later. Unable to stop grunting, she kept rubbing against his hands.

"I'm so spoiled, you remind me of someone, he also has blue eyes like yours." Bruce chuckled for a moment, put his hands on the furry cat's head, and skillfully touched the cat's head from the cat's head to the tail until the cub lay down On the ground facing him exposed belly.

It's also like, once you take off your defenses, you will reveal your softest side, Bruce said in his heart, he reached out and rubbed the opponent's stomach twice, "I have to go."

After a while, under the watchful eyes of the cub's bright blue pupils, Bruce, who failed to escape, continued to press the cat and hug his arm, Bruce with flowering claws, "Who is your master?"

The cub raised its tail and patted Batman's black boots, and continued to tilt its head to enjoy the rare Batman's service.

He actually saw the expectation in the cat cub's eyes, Bruce chuckled in his heart, maybe it was what Ah Fu said, he was probably exhausted recently.

"Selena?" Bruce tentatively called out the name. After all, in Gotham Cats, he could approach his cat with only one person so wantonly. He thought the cat would respond to him when he heard the name, but he didn't expect that he was still patting his boots The cat's tail froze in mid-air, and then quickly twitched on his calf.

"Meow!"

After screaming sharply and angrily, the cat kicked off Bruce's hand on his body, turned around and ran quickly into the darkness.

"Are you okay? Master Bruce, need me to make an appointment for a rabies vaccine for you, and tell everyone by the way, has Batman been caught by a cat?" Ah Fu's voice came from the other side of the headset, and he Sighing in disapproval, "I told you at the very beginning, don't take off the gloves, thank you for not taking off the helmet."

Bruce checked that his right hand was intact, "I'm fine, Fu, he didn't even stick out his paws, and he's just a kitten, just a cat."

"Well, my lord will listen to you, I just don't want this cat to wear a red ring."

"That's Hal's business." Seeing that the cat's figure had disappeared in place, Bruce felt a little disappointed. He put on his gloves and walked out of the alley, and the Batmobile was waiting for him not far away.

"Batcomputer, Arkham Asylum." He commanded the AI.

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Not long after the Batmobile left, a cat poked its head out of the alley and looked around. Its neck was different from before, but it still had a pair of headphones hanging on it.

"Finally gone." The cat said, revealing a masculine voice, "Damn old man, forget me if he didn't recognize me, and even mistake me."

"Jason... have you ever thought about what you are like now..." A soft male voice came from the earphones around the cat's neck, "It would be nice if Bruce could recognize you as a cat."

"Also, the greatest task in your mouth, which even cost me this month's full attendance bonus, is to let me watch Bruce suck pussy? I can't believe it, I lost them!" Dick said for the little money he lost He gritted his teeth for Qian, and then changed the topic, "This coquettish cat!"

"Shut up, Grayson! Which of your eyes saw me acting like a baby, no, bah! Who is acting like a baby!" Jason let out a meow, "That's not me at all, it's this cat! It's its instinct."

"I see with both eyes, Jamie! You want to pay me this month's bonus?"

"What! You're crazy, Dick, you've got all your brains! Money from the cat!"

"He did a good job, though, and the cat's instinct told me he loved it," I interjected. "Bruce might consider opening a pet shop when he retires."

Fortunately, there are not too many people in Gotham tonight, otherwise everyone would have to be frightened by this talking cat who suddenly uttered two different voices.

"He still needs to open a pet store? The manor is so big, just open a pet zoo." Jason retorted me, "Besides, he has 50 billion US dollars, and his money can pile up a room full of fake cats."

Dick also changed the subject, denying my words, "He doesn't know how to keep animals, Ann, the only animals he can take care of are himself and the bats in the bat cave. And if he insists on keeping them, it will eventually be done. Fu Lai did it, Ah Fu will never allow this kind of thing to happen, an Ace is already his limit."

"No, there's me." Jamie licked his left paw. "I'm tired of cleaning up bat droppings and dog hair every day. Of course Ace is a good partner. I'd like to play Screaming Bruce with him."

"It's Krypton who likes screaming blues, and Ace likes screaming blues. You don't take your work seriously, Jason." Dick pointed out the loophole, and he was dissatisfied. "Don't think I don't know, he pays you $6 a week. "

"Aren't we focusing on why he went to the madhouse?"

Seeing that the two of them were about to quarrel again, I quickly changed the subject, got away from the cat by the way, and held Jamie in my arms.

"He hasn't arrived at the lunatic asylum yet, Gotham Bank had an accident, and he was temporarily trapped by Harvey."

Dick swings through one tall building after another. He stops in front of an apartment and taps on the virtual keyboard on his arm, which shows the position of Batman at all times. Thanks to Jamie, he sticks the locator on his tail to the Boots on Batman's calf.

"And I'm here."

"Be careful, Dick, don't look at any patterns, leave the room immediately if you feel unwell." I reminded, remembering the pain on the burning side of Naihe Island, I couldn't help trembling until the cat's paw in my arms patted my cheek, I finally came to my senses and warned Dick, "Especially the drawing of a cow, if there is a similar drawing, leave immediately!"

"Don't worry, Ann, I'll see you at Wayne Manor." Dick said, he hung up the communication, and reached out to knock on the iron door of the apartment.

Monty, a medical graduate, is obviously from Bruhaven, went to gangs in Gotham, a former member of the Clown Gang, worked in Arkham Asylum and Lex Group Winery, and Neil Zuko Worked as a colleague.Now working in a candy factory in Queens, New York, and the owner behind the candy factory is Fix AKA Jinpin.

A resume that makes people call it wonderful. Hearing the footsteps coming from the other side of the door, Dick couldn't help sighing, "Let Ye Yi have a good chat with this friend who loves working part-time."

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After notifying the police to take the double-faced man away, Batman continued to drive in the direction of the madhouse.

A brown-haired woman stood at the door of the lunatic asylum. Looking at the Batmobile speeding towards her, instead of dodging, she smiled, "Good evening, Batman, are you here to find the Joker? I think you have to line up first."

Batman jumped out of the car, turned a deaf ear to the woman, and headed straight for the madhouse, "I know what you're trying to do, but you're still Jason's friend. So get out of Gotham, Dorothy Conder .”

"It's Dorothy Reed." Dorothy corrected. She emphasized the ending and took out the sign and threw it at Batman. "Why can't you come? I'm the surgeon of Arkham Asylum now."

Batman who caught the sign suddenly turned around and walked to Dorothy's side. He crumpled the plastic sign in his hand and threw it on the ground, suppressing his anger with a deep voice.

"I know what you did to Nightwing, you bewitched him, made him almost kill the Joker." Batman tugged at Dorothy's collar, "Now, you've got this again, I don't care if you really want to Be a doctor, leave!"

"I didn't confuse him, I just helped him a little bit, letting him release some inner darkness. And, didn't you also acquiesce? Once the monitor in the clown's cell detects that we will be automatically shut down, I don't believe you don't know what the Countess has done." The vampire's physique gave Dorothy a power beyond that of ordinary humans, and she easily escaped Batman's grip and landed firmly on the ground.

Ignoring the black-faced Batman, she straightened the collar of her coat and walked into the madhouse.

"The clown can't find any information for the time being. Even if he is about to become a vegetable, the information in his mind is too chaotic and complicated. I will stare at him and wait until he dies to check the information in his brain." This is her One of the abilities to read the brain.

She led Batman to the inside of the madhouse.

"You can't hold me, Batman, I'm going to get out!" Penguin banged on the bulletproof glass, "I'll kill you first, Bat! Before I kill the one who stole my money, damn Drake kid, I'm going to kill his whole family! Just like the clown killed your bird!"

"Shut up, fat bird." Dorothy looked at the penguin, and the silent waves overturned the penguin, and the shouting prisoners were silenced for a while.

Dorothy walked straight forward until she came to the end of the corridor, where she opened a small window in front of an iron door and looked in. There was a somewhat crazy Blackfyre Dickon.

"What did you do to him?"

"Nothing. Didn't you really find out, didn't you think he was out of his head after all the times you talked to him at Blackgate?"

Batman paused, "You mean, he's brainwashed."

The blood flowed out from her scratched finger, and turned into thin threads from the cochlea to Dickon's brain. Within a minute, she showed a surprised expression, "I found it."

The blood thread rolled back to her hand and it was a chip, and Batman came over.

At the bottom right of that chip is a green lettering - lex.

This means that this chip is produced by Lex Group.

"It's more than that." Dorothy refused Batman's move to take the chip, and the blood line split again to remove the outer shell of the chip.The two took a closer look, and another image was engraved on the inside of the chip - Hydra.

Before he could say anything, the blood thread in his hand started to move by itself and quickly wrapped the chip into a ball.Dorothy's eyes widened. The nails on her left hand grew so large that she chopped off her right hand and threw it away!

"Get down!" she yelled.

At the same moment, Dick, who was tying Monkey to a chair for questioning, suddenly felt something was wrong.

The man with a bruised face and a swollen nose showed a disdainful smile.

"Long live the Hydra!"

The next moment, a sea of ​​flames from the explosion hit two places.

Jason and I were in the old base of Blackfire Deacon on Naihe Island, searching for evidence of what had happened. We were surprised by the ringing of our mobile phone, especially Jason who was attached to the cat, and was blown up. Is it me? He quickly caught it with one hand.

Jamie's cat paw clumsily pressed on the screen, and finally got through the phone, "You almost scared me to death!"

"Are you okay, Dick." I picked up Jason and flew towards Wayne Manor. In fact, my initial proposal was to possess Dick. In this way, it would save the time of dreaming, especially if the other party was Batman, I'm not sure I'll break into his dreams all at once.Secondly, it was just the two of us to meet Dick, because of John's uniform.

Jason: Actually, I also want to possess Dicky Bird, and let the old man guess who we are?

Me: I always thought a dick in your face wouldn't scare him?So why don't you let me possess you, I can turn the two of you sexually, and this wave will directly have both children and children.

Di Kuai was killed by Jason's eye knife. Ke: ...Definitely refused.

"Besides, I'm going to find a man named Monchi. He is related to the smuggling of Bruhaven." The gang he stopped didn't just resell weapons. Other things were also found – like population.

"Then let's divide into two groups." I said, "Before we go to Batman, we also want to investigate whether the so-called Deflagration Man on Naihe Island is related to the father of sharks."

"Alive...and not far from death." Dick lay on the ground exhaling black smoke, his muscles were aching from the explosion and burning, and he looked up at the top floor of the bombed apartment, "But others are not so lucky Basically, the users on this level and the next level are all dead...Ah Fu sent me a text message, let me check first."

Opening the text message and looking at the content, Dick couldn't help cursing that he must go back to Wayne Manor tonight, "Bruce was also bombed in the madhouse."

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With the exhaust sound when the door opened, the Batmobile automatically drove into the cave.

Seeing that there was no obvious injury on Bruce, Ah Fu was relieved, "It's great that you are fine, Master Bruce."

"Hydra and Lex moved their hands and feet." Bruce pulled out the chair and sat in front of the bat computer. He took out a burnt chip from his pocket and put it on the scanner.

"This is a nano-bomb implanted near the brain. Hydra remotely controls the bomb to kill it in time. Once there is no corresponding technology to force it to leave, it will explode."

That's why the bomb suddenly exploded in the hands of Dorothy Kant.

"Not only silence, Bruce." Another male voice said, "They also explode themselves."

Bruce looked at the man staring at the exploding head, his face covered with black marks, and frowned, "Dick?"

"I told you a long time ago, don't meddle in Gotham's affairs."

"You just want to tell me this?" Dick snorted dryly, and there was a little fragrance in the words of his words, even Ah Fu raised his eyebrows when he heard it.

"Watch the language, Master Dick."

Little did he know that in Dick's body, Jason and Dick had already quarreled over this matter.

"I've never said that to Bruce. If you talk like that, he will definitely hear it!"

"What did I say? I haven't used it yet. And what didn't you say? You didn't say much about instant noodles, did you?"

"I didn't say it to his face, God, Jason, language, language! If you follow me, Bruce won't recognize you!"

"Dick?"

"Forget it, Ah Fu will get you the medicine, and you leave Gotham tomorrow morning." Bruce glanced at the eldest son who stood there stupidly, and decided not to care about him, but he was also more concerned about Dick's mouthful Shocked, no, it should be said to be complicated.After all, he had heard Dick say it behind his back, but it was rare to say it in person.

He sat back in front of the computer and planned to continue researching the chip.

"Mi!" A thin cat meowed under the computer desk, and then the kitten in the alley came out again.

"Ah Fu?" Bruce said in shock, calling his parents first when he was puzzled.

"I have no objection to keeping pets in Wayne Manor, Master Bruce." Afu put his hands behind his back and turned a blind eye, "But you have to come to this matter yourself."

"You don't look the same as before, it's going to be like a girl."

Bruce looked at the cat that was crawling toward his chest and was trying to put its cat face on his chest. He bent his left hand to let the cat lie in his arms, and saw that the cat's face and the bat logo on his chest were tightly attached to each other. Bruce Laugh out loud.

"Do you like this so much?"

I who currently own the cat's body because of Jason's departure: Paradise!Batman's broad chest is my heaven!It is my hometown that I love forever!oh!God, this kind of touch is not inferior to Superman's feeling!

Me: Goodbye Superman!Jason my love!Sorry, forgive me!I'm going to throw in Batman, no!It's Brucey baby, I'd melt into his broad chest.

Jason: ...

"Are you hungry?" Bruce looked at the cub's blossoming paws and kept pressing himself. He suspected that the cat might not be weaned yet. "Don't worry, Alfred will prepare fresh milk for you soon."

"With all due respect, sir, kittens are not allowed to drink milk. This cat was brought back by Master Dick, and won't you have a name for your future cat?"

"Brought by Dick?" Bruce was surprised, how did these two incompatible people get together, but he still planned to listen to Afu's suggestion and choose a name for the cat first.

"Okay, cutie, let me see if you're a girl or a boy." Bruce held the cat up in front of his face.

Just arguing with Dick, Jason, who realized that things were about to go off the rails, immediately returned to the cat, realizing that if he came a little later, the Qingbai of two people and one cat would be ruined!

Jamie was furious, and bit the pointed ear of the bat helmet, "Look at that, Bruce, I didn't expect you to be such an old man!"

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The author has something to say:

Screaming Bruce's stalk comes from the trailer of DC Pets.

Everyone is familiar with instant noodles, as my elder brother said

I would like to merge in his broad chest is "Horse Pole"

The old man in English means oldman has a father, Jamie: I didn't expect you to be this kind of father!

Sister Yangzi's attributes came out again, hhh, bucket: What a green grass spread over my head!

骚瑞家人们，这几天更新都挺晚的，这两天腰实在太疼了，见谅！感谢在2022-03-1623:16:35~2022-03-1722:54:35期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: Star Whale ω1;

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 4 bottles of Qiongyu;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!