I have such a big shell! ?

Ni Pengxuan rode a small electric donkey with a helmet on at a fast speed, and a cool and handsome drifter stopped in front of Gui Wu.

"What's going on?" Ni Pengxuan took off his helmet, his beautiful side face seemed to be shining under the sunlight at that moment.

"Okay, why is your house gone? Is it possible that the government finally can't bear to see you idling and waiting to die, and force you to get rich by selling your stupidity?" It's a pity that people are disillusioned as soon as they open their mouths. He didn't take it seriously at all, and laughed and mocked.

"It's gone...it's all gone." Gui Lu murmured with a look of despair, pointing to a large open space in front of him, tears streaming down his face: "My house... is gone."

Ni Pengxuan followed his line of sight, and immediately froze: "...Damn it!"

"It's really gone!? I thought you were joking! Well, why is your house so gone?" Ni Pengxuan put away his carelessness this time, looking extremely shocked, just patrolling the open space... "I didn't expect you The shell occupies quite a large area." Ni Pengxuan got out of the car and walked around the open space, measured the area of ​​the open space with his footsteps, and finally confirmed that this was not an illusion, and Gui's shell really disappeared out of thin air.

In the end, he held the helmet and stopped in front of Gui Wu, looking at Gui Wu who had completely lost his soul and was still thinking about being gone, all gone, he seemed a little hesitant...

"Why... How about you go to my house first?... You are such a big deal, even if you find the shark police, it won't be so fast, right? You don't even have a place to live these days?"

"...Ni Pengxuan, you are so kind." Gui Wu finally stopped murmuring, and looked at Ni Pengxuan with a moved face, wanting to give his good brother a pure hug.

"Alas! If you have something to say, don't do this with me... You know I'm most afraid of this." Ni Pengxuan hurriedly stepped aside.

"Ni Pengxuan, have you heard a saying before?" Gui Wu sniffled, wiped away the tears on his face, and was amused by Ni Pengxuan's actions: "Homophobia is deep."

"Document I'm straight! Tie Zhi!" Ni Pengxuan put on his helmet, rode on his little electric donkey, turned his head and signaled to Guiwu: "Let's go, get in the car. Have you called the police yet?"

When Gui Lu heard this, she almost burst into tears again: "I'm done, Ni Pengxuan, the shark police sister said I was joking, and asked me to provide a real estate certificate. I'm an old shell who didn't know how many years ago. The real estate existed before the proof, where should I prepare this messy proof... Besides, I am born with a shell, how could I have thought that the shell would leave me one day..." As he spoke, his eyes froze again. famous.

"When there was no accident, I asked you to apply for one a long time ago. You always procrastinated. You see, something has happened now." Ni Pengxuan had no choice but to "settle down first, and then slowly figure out a solution."

Gui Lu obediently sat on the back seat of the small eDonkey, holding the base with both hands on both sides, not daring to touch Ni Pengxuan.Ni Pengxuan was his roommate in college. At that time, Guiyu was housebound and fearful of the society. He felt panic when he thought that he would live with a few strangers when he went to college. , he rented his shell to a pair of gold swallowing beasts, and the daily rent was an astronomical sum.

Gui Lu has no concept of money. He spends money if he has money, and rents out his house if he has no money. Due to his social fear, he will never rent the house to others unless he really can't survive.Even though he only lives in a small space in his house, he feels uncomfortable when he thinks that there will be other people in the shell.

But he didn't care about it when he went to school. After giving the rent to the gold swallowing beast, he turned around and gave the money to the school. At that time, the rent of the single dormitory of the Four Realms United University was also an astronomical sum, and it was dedicated to serving the powerful children of the four realms. It doesn't matter that Gui Lu has no background, the only thing he can afford is more money.

I lived in the single-person dormitory for half a year, and the next door is the second generation of the second generation of beasts. If I am a little more flexible, I will take this opportunity to make some connections, at least I don’t have to worry about going out to society in the future.However, Guilu's house is so unreasonable that he insists on not going out unless necessary for half a year, so that the people next to him think that there is no one living here.

Until Ni Pengxuan broke in.

Ni Pengxuan has no money and no power, he is poor and stingy, logically he has nothing to do with the people living in this single dormitory, but he has extraordinary roots, and has a trace of blood relationship with the legendary three-legged Golden Crow relation.It's a pity that nine of the Golden Crows were shot to death by their descendants tens of thousands of years ago, and they never fell down completely.No matter how extraordinary Ni Pengxuan's foundation is, he can only be regarded as his ancestors who were once rich, and now he is just a pauper.

The only advantage is that he is good-looking, not only good-looking, such a poor and stingy man, not only does not have the slightest trace of obscenity, even if he is wearing cheap street goods, he can wear a noble and noble air.So he was watched.

In the one-person dormitory in Guilu, there is a dragon N generation who is famous for not being jealous of meat and vegetables. Unlike Guiwu who has nothing but money, he has money, power and background. His ancestors still own a huge real estate in the East China Sea. The daily tourism income of the East China Sea Dragon Palace is enough for this dragon to lie on the Jinshan Yinhai and sleep soundly.People say that eating and drinking is enough to make a living, so Long N Dai naturally focused his lustful goldfish eyes on Ni Pengxuan.

One day, Long Ndai dragged the unconscious Ni Pengxuan into his room with some unscrupulous tricks, and when he was about to make sauces, Ni Pengxuan, who was pretending to be unconscious, violently burst out and punched him. Dizzy dragon.Ni Pengxuan was afraid that he would be found guilty of committing the crime, so he pried open Guilu's window at night, and planned to spend the night here, but he didn't know that there was someone in the room that he thought was empty!

Both parties were quite frightened, and finally after Ni Pengxuan's unilateral "friendly exchange", the already socially fearful and homely Guilu had no choice but to succumb to Ni Pengxuan's lust and take Ni Pengxuan in for a night.

But Ni Pengxuan refused to leave.

And because Guiyu didn't want to communicate with the teacher, was afraid of extra communication behaviors, didn't want to be noticed, and found it troublesome, so he procrastinated day after day, so that he got used to such a roommate without knowing it.

Although Ni Pengxuan is poor and picky, has a bad temper and loves violence, but he is indeed a reliable friend.He is also the only friend I have made in the past four years at Kyushu University.

It's just that this friend has been very jealous of other people's touch since the incident of Long Ndai, and he always suspects that others have bad thoughts about him three or five times a day.

His most famous quote is: "I look so criminal, how can anyone not like me."

……

The little electric donkey crosses the mountain-sea expressway, follows the traffic coming and going, like a small swimming fish mixed into the constantly rushing ocean current, Guiyu is pulled out from the memories of the past.

"Hey—Gui, I heard that ten thousand years ago, when the four worlds had not merged, your ancestors lived in the sea. When the summer monsoon blows from the equator to the southern hemisphere, they would hitch a ride on the ocean current and cross the ocean to come here. Thriving in warm places."

"Where did you hear that, and I'm not a sea turtle, thank you." Gui Wu firmly held the base of the back seat against the wind that was about to blow his face out of shape: "Can you ride slower?"

"This is the mountain-sea expressway! Can't be slower!" Ni Pengxuan laughed loudly: "And what is this? If it weren't for the policy of the Four Realms, all birds can only fly with a license plate, and a license plate is hyped for sky-high prices. I will take you to the sky and divide it You can get home in minutes, why do you need to crawl on the ground!—”

"Your family can climb at a speed of [-] kilometers per hour!?" Gui Lu finally ran out of warmth, and roared: "I said I never crawl on the ground! Don't hold me anymore!"

"Then what kind of turtle are you?!"

"You don't care what kind of turtle I am, anyway, I have the largest turtle shell in the world! The daily rent is a figure that you can't even imagine!!" Just as Gui Lu finished yelling this sentence, he suddenly felt sad: "Ma De , my shell is gone..."

"It's okay, you still have money, isn't your daily rent a figure I can't imagine?"

Gui Lu's tear glands that had just stopped were ready to go again: "I never thought about saving money, spending as much as I had, and I sponsored my idol's new movie a while ago, and there are more than 3000 left in the card..."

Ni Pengxuan was shocked: "...you are poorer than me! You still have the face to call me poor!?"

"...Damn it, my idol!" Gui Lu's eyes fell on the billboard passing by the side of the Shanhai Expressway: "Ride slowly! My idol!!"

On a huge billboard, an elegant and noble man turned sideways slightly, his exquisite eyebrows and eyes lowered slightly, as if he was indifferent to everything, and his signature was left on his side, like an oracle bone inscription. printed on his side.

Only the cultural ambassadors of the city will board the billboard on the highway. A while ago, this billboard was still a good people who established a new style of civilization and became a new four circles.

"It's high speed! How slow!!" Ni Pengxuan was about to collapse: "There are billboards of your idols all over the roadside, don't you think you can't get enough of them!?"

"You don't understand the heart of a star-chaser boy..." Gui Wu glanced over the billboard, and quickly fixed on the next billboard: "My ambition in this life is to be able to stand at the same height as my idol one day ...Why do you think my idol is so handsome!?"

"Che—you're about as handsome as I am." Ni Pengxuan chattered with Guiyu, "Standing at the same height? Do you want to be an actor too?"

"It's not just an actor... the director behind the script...he can do everything! Have you watched the award-winning "Breakfast in the New World"? The thank you words behind, all, all of them are written with Xuan Tiance's name alone... ...It's - amazing!" No matter how many times he said it, Gui Lu still couldn't hide his excitement.

"I know, I know, awesome, especially awesome..." Ni Pengxuan flattered helplessly, got off the high speed, left the impact of the billboard, and fell into the beauty of the object of his admiration. After the huge blow, he recovered a little spirit.

There are still many beautiful things in this world waiting for him to discover, his idol is still waiting for him, he can't just give up on himself so simply.

"Well, Guiyu..." Ni Pengxuan asked cautiously: "If, I mean, if your house really can't be found anymore... What are you going to do next?"