I have such a big shell! ?

'Welcome to this special program "Surprise Collision" co-hosted by the Four Realms!Love our special guest——Mr. Xuan Tiance! ! ! '

"Dangdangdangdang!!"

"Mr. Xuan Tiance, this is your first time coming to our show... Is there anything you want to say to your audience?...Mr. Xuan Tiance?"

……Snapped!

Gui Lu leaned back and wailed: "No way..." He stood up from the soft shell-shaped sofa, walked forward to the square black and white TV with a long antenna, stretched out his hand He touched the messy antenna, and then patted the fuselage vigorously.

"Zi-Zi--" The picture of snowflake dots suddenly appeared with the sound of electric current, and after flickering for a while, the blurred picture jumped out again--

"It's a great honor to hear Mr. Xuan Tiance's wonderful speech!! Now please turn the camera to our stage. The two teams participating today..."

"It's gone?!" Guiyu scratched his head: "I haven't heard anything yet... My idol's speech is too short!" He picked up the remote control and wanted to go to the TV: "Turn back, turn go back!"

"Now start announcing the rules of the game..."

"Your old mother!" Guiyu scolded while jumping, and slammed the TV: "Spicy chicken!! I want to watch Xuan Tiance! Turn the camera back!"

...ZiZi...ZiZi-

The snowflakes reappeared in the beating, Gui Lu suddenly withdrew his hand, and the TV screen returned to normal again.

"Now the players of the two teams are all ready, the game... is about to start... Ah! A player seems to have something to say to the guests..."

The camera turned to the team of more than a dozen people, the villains lined up in a row, with a small arm raised in the middle, as the camera kept getting closer, the faces of the villains became clear... It was a very delicate picture The face almost filled the screen, and a green voice came from the TV speaker: "I want to say to the guests..."

His eyes were flickering and shyly set in a certain direction. The clear lens made every expression on his face clearly visible...

Gui Lu suddenly felt something was wrong: "Why are you blushing...don't make trouble!"

"Xuan Tiance," the boy on the TV finally made up his mind: "I like you!"

"Oh!!——" the host screamed like a rooster, excited and enthusiastic: "Oh my God!! Our cute boy confessed to our guests on this show!! This is the first time ever Once, it was too romantic—Mr. Xuan Tiance!—"

"Do you have anything to say to our lovely contestants?"

A violent voice came from the auditorium: "Promise—promise—"

Gui Lu hissed and cracked his lungs: "Reject!—Reject!——"

The camera turned to the guest seat, a figure sitting upright sitting alone on the guest sofa, his exquisite eyebrows swept towards the direction of the camera, whether it was the crazy host or the noisy audience, or the expectant and shy look at None of his contestant boys could touch him in the slightest.

"Mr. Xuan Tiance?"

The man under the camera finally moved, raised his hand on the table, propped his chin, his sitting posture was no longer so straight, and his whole temperament changed...became lazy and charming.

"It's so handsome—" Gui Wu covered his face and yelled, "He doesn't deserve it at all! He doesn't deserve it!—"

Xuan Tiance, who had changed his posture, finally turned his gaze towards the direction of the host: "...Huh?"

host:"?"

Xuan Tiance: "...Oh."

The surroundings suddenly became quiet, only the host said tremblingly, "Did Mr. Xuan Tiance agree?"

Gui Lu said angrily, "You are Pengci! The hot chicken host!! He didn't agree at all!"

Sure enough, after looking at the host for a while, Xuan Tiance slightly parted his lips: "...what?"

Host: "..." After an embarrassing silence, the host immediately changed direction: "It seems...our guest is very happy that a contestant likes him...haha." After a burst of embarrassing laughter, he immediately regained his enthusiasm: " Now turn the camera to our cute boys, and I announce!—the game—start!!” The voice became inexplicably anxious.

Gui Lu: "Hahahahahahaha——" He patted his legs and laughed loudly: "As expected of my idol—the hot chicken host!" After laughing at the poor host enough, he picked up the remote control and prepared to change channels.

"Dip—you have a screaming text that will play in three seconds—"

Guiyu: "...what?" Suddenly jumped up: "Don't—close it!!"

"Gui Yu!!!!——You let me down again!!!——"

Gui Wu squatted down covering his ears.

"You have 10 minutes to come out, otherwise I will kill you!!!——"

"Dip——The screaming text message has finished playing."

Gui Lu: "...Spicy phone, send me screaming text messages every day."

Resigned to his fate, he got up from the ground, turned around and turned off the TV: "Go out...don't want to go out...go out...don't go out...what can you do in 10 minutes?!" Then he sat back on the shell sofa: "outside It's so hot...forget it..." He thought about it, picked up the phone——

"Hey, Ni Pengxuan...I'm not feeling well today..."

"How comfortable are you!! Last month, you agreed to accompany me on a graduation trip! I'm going to find a fucking job!! You still owe me a trip!!"

"Ni Pengxuan... Now that you have found a job..."

"No-ok-!!! I must go on a trip before work! I-mus-do-!"

Gui Lu: "..." Ma De is so stubborn!

"Gui, you can't stay in your room all the time. Seriously, come out for a walk and see the outside world..." Ni Pengxuan finally gave up his yelling and persuaded him calmly.

Gui Lu: "It's too dangerous outside, it's better to stay at home and get down sooner."

"Don't you feel bored?"

"No." Gui Wu didn't hesitate at all.

Ni Pengxuan: "...Ma De, I have convinced you." He muttered for a while, then changed his approach: "You can't stay at home all the time, you have to make money, right?"

"My house is big, and if I run out of money, I will vacate a few places for rent." Gui Wu had already planned.

Ni Pengxuan: "...grass! It's amazing to have a shell!"

Gui Lu: "Hey hey hey." It's amazing.

As a shell creature, it is born with its own real estate, which can still be carried with it, and can be rented out to others if it cannot accommodate itself. In the current situation of high housing prices, it is almost born to carry a huge sum of money.

After beating Ni Pengxuan, Gui Wu was in a good mood, and looked around at his real estate. His shell was so big that he couldn't live in it at all. It was as if he was born with a building, a skyscraper with hundreds of floors.

"Oh, the life of the rich is so simple and boring." Guiyu sighed and was about to pick up his mobile phone and order whale takeaway.

"It's another day when the fat house is about to fall. It's impossible to go out. It's impossible to go out in this life. I have such a big house. I can't do anything. Why do I have to go out and fight?"

"I was born to live on shells until I grow old, alas... this is something that others cannot envy..." While sighing, Gui Wu lay on the shell sofa and gradually fell asleep.

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"Uh... hello, is this Mr. Guiyu?... This is the whale takeaway you ordered. Is this the BI0 building? Sorry, I have some problems with the map here, and I haven't been able to find it... ..."

The muttering and whispering sound kept making noise...

Whale takeaway?How did he get in, didn't I close the door?Gui Lu opened a slit of his eyes in a daze, and saw the delivery boy of the whale was wearing a blue professional suit, holding the delivery bag in his hand, with a confused expression on his face.

"Mr. Gui, are you awake!?" The little brother looked very happy.

Gui Lu let out an ah, rubbed his eyes and sat up from the shell sofa, the surroundings were so... so empty.A little familiar and a little strange, where is this place?

"Guy... sir?"

"Ah, wait a minute." Gui Lu was good at stopping the hesitant words of the delivery boy, his head gradually regained his sobriety, and his eyes gradually became focused... What the hell is this! ! !

He stretched out his hand and grabbed his face... Grass, it hurts, he wasn't dreaming.

Finally, Gui Lu regained his sanity and looked at the delivery boy: "I have a question... What year is it today?"

"Huh?...No.80 one year after the unification of the Four Realms? Mr. Guiyu...are you okay..." The little brother's voice became a little tense.

"The time is correct... I didn't time travel?" Gui Lu's expression was inexplicable, and then he finally understood why the surrounding environment was strange yet somewhat familiar!Isn't this the environment in front of his house?By the way, he really hasn't gone out for a long time... He actually feels a little strange...

No, that's not the point!

Gui Lu's gaze finally settled on the inexplicably vacated large area under his feet... If his memory is correct, his house should have stood here...

So the question is, what about his house? ! !

"Mr. Guiyu...?" Seeing that the expression on Guiyu's face was getting more and more terrifying, the delivery boy couldn't help but subconsciously remind him...

"No, no more..." Gui Lu looked at the delivery boy with a pale face.

"Uh... What's missing? Mr. Gui, why don't you collect your takeaway first, I have other jobs..."

Gui Lu stretched out his hand stiffly to take the takeaway from the delivery boy's hand, and seeing the takeaway boy leaving in a hurry... finally panicked, and burst into tears like a fat man who suddenly lost a hundred million.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

"are you crazy!"

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

"It's okay if you're gone hahahaha, who will call me if you're gone?"

"I... woo woo woo... My house is gone, woo woo woo..."