I have such a big shell! ?
Chapter 15 The first day when the shell disappeared
Generally, after the performance is over, the jury will rate the performers. If the performance is particularly good, the judges will say a few words, and such clips will be intercepted into the first episode of the program.
But after Guilu and the others finished, there was applause all around. Whether it was the judges or the contestants who were waiting for the performance, they abandoned their original identities and prejudices at this moment.At this moment, they are all spectators, cheering and jumping for joy for the wonderful skit they just witnessed.
After a long time, the applause stopped, and the female judge on the far left of the jury seat wiped away the tears from laughter with a tissue: "Oh—really, the first time I heard someone come up to perform a sketch, I thought , didn’t you? Did I hear you right, sketch??!”
"I wondered if they were on the wrong show?" The male judge next to him interjected.
"But it's really exciting, really! I haven't laughed like this for a long time." The female judge said here: "Almighty idols should not be limited to rap and hip-hop. You are all great contestants! I I want to give you ten, full marks!"
"It's my turn?" The male judge who just interrupted said: "Let me say it again, the reason why I gave ten is because the highest score can only be ten, but in my heart, you are far more than ten. It brought me a big surprise! First of all, you dare to take an unusual path and dare to perform sketches on the stage of the almighty idol! This point, the spirit is commendable!"
The female judge wanted to laugh again: "I finally stopped, Lao Guo, don't make me laugh again."
"That's because you are too superficial. You only see the surface of the skit they performed, but you were blinded by the exaggerated performance. You didn't see the inner meaning..." Male judge Guo Tao brought the microphone to his mouth Dai: "Let me ask, did you write this script yourself?"
Wang Ming nodded.
"Who wrote it?" Guo Tao turned his eyes around the three people, and stopped on Wang Ming's face: "Did you write it?"
Wang Ming shook his head, and pointed to Gui Wei: "He wrote the script, he directed it, and I just helped to be the receiver..." His silly appearance drew another burst of laughter.
Guo Tao's eyes stopped on Gui Lu's face: "Good! Talented people come out from generation to generation, and a generation of young people lead the coquettish! Good! What a young man! Well written and well acted!"
Gui Lu: "..." He froze. As soon as he walked out of the play, he finally realized that he was exposed to everyone's eyes. Facing the admiring words of the judges, he was going to be stupid.
Guo Tao's eyes were gentle, and he teased: "Why don't you speak? I don't want to do it for you. If you don't, I will speak for you?"
Gui Lu stammered: "You...I..."
"Hahahaha! Are you so nervous that you can't speak? It wasn't like that when you performed just now... Then I will tell you for you. If you are wrong, don't expose me." Teacher Guo Tao is almost fifty years old. , but the words were still humorous, and now he became playful, which made the nervous Guiyu heaved a sigh of relief.
He opened his mouth with difficulty: "Say, I promise not to expose you..."
Guo Tao laughed again, and said to the female judge next to him: "This kid is really likable...then I'll tell you." He took a sip of the water on the table: "First of all, the first one to impress me The particularly profound words are—how can a man get pregnant? Here is the first sentence uttered by the passer-by played by Wang Ming, showing an absurd and weird feeling. Yes, how can a man get pregnant? Don’t we all have common sense? Is the woman pregnant?"
"However, the Four Realms have been unified for 80 years, and many common senses possessed by human beings are no longer applicable. If you look at the world from the previous perspective, you will naturally feel that everything is absurd and weird. In fact, men not only get pregnant, but In the future, with the continuous development of science and technology, extrauterine fertilization, gestation by animal uterus, or direct artificial synthesis of uterus, everything is possible. This is the first point. It seems that the doctor played by Ni Pengxuan also said something behind this sentence, he Facing the question of the patient's family, he still pretended to be scientifically seeking proof. The man is already pregnant, and there is nothing you can do even if you don't believe it. But when he realized that he was the father of the child, he asked the same thing as Wang Ming: How could you be pregnant as a man? —Obviously, in the face of deep-rooted common sense, even a well-informed doctor will fall into a misunderstanding."
After Guo Tao finished the long paragraph just now, he sighed: "...It's thought-provoking."
"Let's talk about the second point. Who does the child belong to? We all know that the child does not belong to Wang Ming, and Wang Ming also knows that the child does not belong to him, but why does he want to admit the child? Because he thinks he is the infringer, and he There is a mentality that must be repaid to the victim, which is a universal mentality. For example, the strong must protect the weak, such as the weak need to be taken care of. And when he realized that the little boy played by Gui Wu was really pregnant , he immediately placed Guiyu in a vulnerable group. For Guiyu, he felt that he was a strong person, and he would subconsciously want to protect him. But what is the truth? Who is the strong person? It is Guiyu, It was he who took advantage of Wang Ming's mentality, conspired against Wang Ming, and asked him to raise the child for him. The real victim is Wang Ming who thinks he is the stronger side."
"In this game of identifying who the child is, no matter Wang Ming, who thinks he is unlucky, or Ni Pengxuan, who thinks he is smart, they are all blinded by the setting of the strong, and underestimate the weak Guiyu, In the end, they all got taken advantage of and became the objects of being abandoned." Guo Tao finished speaking slowly, and finally concluded: "In this world, there is no pure weak, and never underestimate anyone."
The judges next to him applauded Mr. Guo Tao, and another male judge jokingly said: "Mr. Guo, you speak so well, I don't even have anything to say!"
"Yeah, Lao Guo, you look like I'm superficial and don't see anything!" The female judge who scored first also complained.
Guo Tao said cheerfully: "I'm suffering from an occupational disease. I can't help but analyze it when I see something wonderful... Of course, there are still many shortcomings. I can see that the time is in a hurry, and the ending is a bit rushed. But you are still very young. , Alas, I really can’t accept it.”
"Teacher Guo has said everything that needs to be said, so I won't play tricks on others. Ten points!" The following judges were very forthright.
Gui Lu couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief, his forehead was about to sweat, just now he had the feeling of being put on fire, it was so unreal, and he felt a little embarrassed...I kept thinking, is that so?Did I think so much?What to do, I don't remember anything, my mind is blank.
When they got to the promotion table, Gui Wu would slow down, and he realized later that they had advanced! ?They even advanced! ?Not eliminated! ?
So what if Mulan treats them to dinner at night?Can't you eat it too?
Gui Lu was nervous and excited, a little unbelievable, and a little bit regretful.
It's rare for Sister Mulan to invite them to a meal. It can be a good meal and save a lot of money!He has been looking forward to it for a long time... But it doesn't matter anymore!They made the cut! !
Gui Lu was sitting alone on the promotion table and giggling. The camera scanned him several times, but he didn't notice it, and he was immersed in great joy.
It was Wang Ming who bumped into him quietly, trying not to open his mouth and said: "Oh, don't smirk. There is... a camera, a... lens..."
Gui Lu: "..." He looked blankly at Wang Ming for a while, and finally realized what Wang Ming said, and subconsciously looked at the camera, the dark camera hole was facing straight The smile on his face gradually froze.
It's over, isn't all his stupid behavior just now recorded?No no no... Maybe it won't go in?The director will save him this face, right?
Why did the director save face for him! !
Gui Lu couldn't hold it back for a while, with an expression of grief and indignation on his face. After the show is broadcast, no one will say he is a fool, right?
#头头赛营毳, became dumb after giving birth, sitting alone on the contestant seat and giggling, suspecting that there is a problem with IQ...#
No, no, no...maybe netizens will find him cute and genuine?No, you are too narcissistic like this, Guiyu!
Gui Wu closed his eyes, immersed in the collapse of his own image that collapsed overnight, it's okay, it's no big deal, he can bear it!When he finally calmed down, he opened his eyes... Why did the camera still point at him!Why! ?There is no one else! ?
Gui Lu's mentality collapsed at once, it's too much!He thought for a while, then simply covered his face - not letting you see it!
Ni Pengxuan: "..."
After the recording in the afternoon, the three of them will be arranged into the dormitory of the program group for closed training, and their mobile phones will also be confiscated.
But now facing a problem...
Wang Ming looked at the other two: "Who called Mulan and told her about our promotion?"
Ni Pengxuan refused: "I don't know Mulan very well."
Guiyu: "I..."
Wang Ming immediately retracted his gaze: "Forget it, it seems that this important task can only be entrusted to me, I don't understand, other companies have been promoted, but why did we come back here, and we were eliminated, but we were promoted instead? ?”
It's really a pity for Guiyu: "The dinner of the program team is definitely not as good as the one that Sister Mulan invited us to."
Wang Ming felt a little regretful when he said it: "It's rare to have this opportunity... Alas, time is fate! Woohoo!"
After he finished crying, he gritted his teeth and called out Mulan's phone number: "Hey—that Mulan, the one tonight... we may not be able to go."
He looked very regretful: "Oh, who would have thought of it, there is no way, the program team insists on keeping us... We don't want to be promoted either, who said that you guys are too talented, the judges looked at it, Wow, such a talent, such... tsk tsk tsk, in short, you understand."
Mulan over there seemed to be very emotional, and said something loudly, but the speed of the speech was too fast, and Gui Lu couldn't hear clearly.
"Oh, I don't know who said that our promotion is a dream. The facts are in front of you. Don't struggle, Ms. Mulan. Go back and prepare the celebration banquet, and wait for the brothers to bring home the debut spot of the Almighty Idol. I say Almighty The quota of five idol debuts is really too loose, there should be three, and it happens that we have all three."
Guiyu: "..."
The author has something to say: Deser
But after Guilu and the others finished, there was applause all around. Whether it was the judges or the contestants who were waiting for the performance, they abandoned their original identities and prejudices at this moment.At this moment, they are all spectators, cheering and jumping for joy for the wonderful skit they just witnessed.
After a long time, the applause stopped, and the female judge on the far left of the jury seat wiped away the tears from laughter with a tissue: "Oh—really, the first time I heard someone come up to perform a sketch, I thought , didn’t you? Did I hear you right, sketch??!”
"I wondered if they were on the wrong show?" The male judge next to him interjected.
"But it's really exciting, really! I haven't laughed like this for a long time." The female judge said here: "Almighty idols should not be limited to rap and hip-hop. You are all great contestants! I I want to give you ten, full marks!"
"It's my turn?" The male judge who just interrupted said: "Let me say it again, the reason why I gave ten is because the highest score can only be ten, but in my heart, you are far more than ten. It brought me a big surprise! First of all, you dare to take an unusual path and dare to perform sketches on the stage of the almighty idol! This point, the spirit is commendable!"
The female judge wanted to laugh again: "I finally stopped, Lao Guo, don't make me laugh again."
"That's because you are too superficial. You only see the surface of the skit they performed, but you were blinded by the exaggerated performance. You didn't see the inner meaning..." Male judge Guo Tao brought the microphone to his mouth Dai: "Let me ask, did you write this script yourself?"
Wang Ming nodded.
"Who wrote it?" Guo Tao turned his eyes around the three people, and stopped on Wang Ming's face: "Did you write it?"
Wang Ming shook his head, and pointed to Gui Wei: "He wrote the script, he directed it, and I just helped to be the receiver..." His silly appearance drew another burst of laughter.
Guo Tao's eyes stopped on Gui Lu's face: "Good! Talented people come out from generation to generation, and a generation of young people lead the coquettish! Good! What a young man! Well written and well acted!"
Gui Lu: "..." He froze. As soon as he walked out of the play, he finally realized that he was exposed to everyone's eyes. Facing the admiring words of the judges, he was going to be stupid.
Guo Tao's eyes were gentle, and he teased: "Why don't you speak? I don't want to do it for you. If you don't, I will speak for you?"
Gui Lu stammered: "You...I..."
"Hahahaha! Are you so nervous that you can't speak? It wasn't like that when you performed just now... Then I will tell you for you. If you are wrong, don't expose me." Teacher Guo Tao is almost fifty years old. , but the words were still humorous, and now he became playful, which made the nervous Guiyu heaved a sigh of relief.
He opened his mouth with difficulty: "Say, I promise not to expose you..."
Guo Tao laughed again, and said to the female judge next to him: "This kid is really likable...then I'll tell you." He took a sip of the water on the table: "First of all, the first one to impress me The particularly profound words are—how can a man get pregnant? Here is the first sentence uttered by the passer-by played by Wang Ming, showing an absurd and weird feeling. Yes, how can a man get pregnant? Don’t we all have common sense? Is the woman pregnant?"
"However, the Four Realms have been unified for 80 years, and many common senses possessed by human beings are no longer applicable. If you look at the world from the previous perspective, you will naturally feel that everything is absurd and weird. In fact, men not only get pregnant, but In the future, with the continuous development of science and technology, extrauterine fertilization, gestation by animal uterus, or direct artificial synthesis of uterus, everything is possible. This is the first point. It seems that the doctor played by Ni Pengxuan also said something behind this sentence, he Facing the question of the patient's family, he still pretended to be scientifically seeking proof. The man is already pregnant, and there is nothing you can do even if you don't believe it. But when he realized that he was the father of the child, he asked the same thing as Wang Ming: How could you be pregnant as a man? —Obviously, in the face of deep-rooted common sense, even a well-informed doctor will fall into a misunderstanding."
After Guo Tao finished the long paragraph just now, he sighed: "...It's thought-provoking."
"Let's talk about the second point. Who does the child belong to? We all know that the child does not belong to Wang Ming, and Wang Ming also knows that the child does not belong to him, but why does he want to admit the child? Because he thinks he is the infringer, and he There is a mentality that must be repaid to the victim, which is a universal mentality. For example, the strong must protect the weak, such as the weak need to be taken care of. And when he realized that the little boy played by Gui Wu was really pregnant , he immediately placed Guiyu in a vulnerable group. For Guiyu, he felt that he was a strong person, and he would subconsciously want to protect him. But what is the truth? Who is the strong person? It is Guiyu, It was he who took advantage of Wang Ming's mentality, conspired against Wang Ming, and asked him to raise the child for him. The real victim is Wang Ming who thinks he is the stronger side."
"In this game of identifying who the child is, no matter Wang Ming, who thinks he is unlucky, or Ni Pengxuan, who thinks he is smart, they are all blinded by the setting of the strong, and underestimate the weak Guiyu, In the end, they all got taken advantage of and became the objects of being abandoned." Guo Tao finished speaking slowly, and finally concluded: "In this world, there is no pure weak, and never underestimate anyone."
The judges next to him applauded Mr. Guo Tao, and another male judge jokingly said: "Mr. Guo, you speak so well, I don't even have anything to say!"
"Yeah, Lao Guo, you look like I'm superficial and don't see anything!" The female judge who scored first also complained.
Guo Tao said cheerfully: "I'm suffering from an occupational disease. I can't help but analyze it when I see something wonderful... Of course, there are still many shortcomings. I can see that the time is in a hurry, and the ending is a bit rushed. But you are still very young. , Alas, I really can’t accept it.”
"Teacher Guo has said everything that needs to be said, so I won't play tricks on others. Ten points!" The following judges were very forthright.
Gui Lu couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief, his forehead was about to sweat, just now he had the feeling of being put on fire, it was so unreal, and he felt a little embarrassed...I kept thinking, is that so?Did I think so much?What to do, I don't remember anything, my mind is blank.
When they got to the promotion table, Gui Wu would slow down, and he realized later that they had advanced! ?They even advanced! ?Not eliminated! ?
So what if Mulan treats them to dinner at night?Can't you eat it too?
Gui Lu was nervous and excited, a little unbelievable, and a little bit regretful.
It's rare for Sister Mulan to invite them to a meal. It can be a good meal and save a lot of money!He has been looking forward to it for a long time... But it doesn't matter anymore!They made the cut! !
Gui Lu was sitting alone on the promotion table and giggling. The camera scanned him several times, but he didn't notice it, and he was immersed in great joy.
It was Wang Ming who bumped into him quietly, trying not to open his mouth and said: "Oh, don't smirk. There is... a camera, a... lens..."
Gui Lu: "..." He looked blankly at Wang Ming for a while, and finally realized what Wang Ming said, and subconsciously looked at the camera, the dark camera hole was facing straight The smile on his face gradually froze.
It's over, isn't all his stupid behavior just now recorded?No no no... Maybe it won't go in?The director will save him this face, right?
Why did the director save face for him! !
Gui Lu couldn't hold it back for a while, with an expression of grief and indignation on his face. After the show is broadcast, no one will say he is a fool, right?
#头头赛营毳, became dumb after giving birth, sitting alone on the contestant seat and giggling, suspecting that there is a problem with IQ...#
No, no, no...maybe netizens will find him cute and genuine?No, you are too narcissistic like this, Guiyu!
Gui Wu closed his eyes, immersed in the collapse of his own image that collapsed overnight, it's okay, it's no big deal, he can bear it!When he finally calmed down, he opened his eyes... Why did the camera still point at him!Why! ?There is no one else! ?
Gui Lu's mentality collapsed at once, it's too much!He thought for a while, then simply covered his face - not letting you see it!
Ni Pengxuan: "..."
After the recording in the afternoon, the three of them will be arranged into the dormitory of the program group for closed training, and their mobile phones will also be confiscated.
But now facing a problem...
Wang Ming looked at the other two: "Who called Mulan and told her about our promotion?"
Ni Pengxuan refused: "I don't know Mulan very well."
Guiyu: "I..."
Wang Ming immediately retracted his gaze: "Forget it, it seems that this important task can only be entrusted to me, I don't understand, other companies have been promoted, but why did we come back here, and we were eliminated, but we were promoted instead? ?”
It's really a pity for Guiyu: "The dinner of the program team is definitely not as good as the one that Sister Mulan invited us to."
Wang Ming felt a little regretful when he said it: "It's rare to have this opportunity... Alas, time is fate! Woohoo!"
After he finished crying, he gritted his teeth and called out Mulan's phone number: "Hey—that Mulan, the one tonight... we may not be able to go."
He looked very regretful: "Oh, who would have thought of it, there is no way, the program team insists on keeping us... We don't want to be promoted either, who said that you guys are too talented, the judges looked at it, Wow, such a talent, such... tsk tsk tsk, in short, you understand."
Mulan over there seemed to be very emotional, and said something loudly, but the speed of the speech was too fast, and Gui Lu couldn't hear clearly.
"Oh, I don't know who said that our promotion is a dream. The facts are in front of you. Don't struggle, Ms. Mulan. Go back and prepare the celebration banquet, and wait for the brothers to bring home the debut spot of the Almighty Idol. I say Almighty The quota of five idol debuts is really too loose, there should be three, and it happens that we have all three."
Guiyu: "..."
The author has something to say: Deser
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