I have such a big shell! ?

At that moment, Wang Ming was really frightened by Gui Lu's acting skills. He was really brought into the play for a moment. During the previous rehearsal, Gui Lu put on his own make-up with extremely rough techniques. Every time he saw him like this With every face, he can't hold back his laughter.

But this time, the coquettish and unreasonable character of the character of Guiyu, paired with the personalized makeup, will not make people annoying and confusing, and even Wang Ming faintly wants to feel sorry for him.

At this time, Gui Lu's uncomfortable appearance was so real, Wang Ming's hands trembled for a moment, he recited the lines that he had recited countless times, but none of them were as natural and smooth as this time, his voice even trembled : "You, don't get dizzy... ah!! You are bleeding!!... You hold on! I'll call the emergency immediately... No, no, no, it's too late! I'll call you a taxi!! A taxi!! Help!!!" The last pat on the thigh: "Forget it! Just call together! Whoever gets on the soonest!" Then he took out his mobile phone and started calling: "Hello——120, I have an emergency here. Two corpses!"

Ni Pengxuan covered his face with his hand, held the ambulance siren in one hand, and rushed up with the stretcher on his arm.

When Wang Ming saw him, he was so confused that he almost laughed.He managed to hold back his laughter, and held Ni Pengxuan's hand with difficulty: "Doctor! Doctor! You must save him!"

If Wang Ming was trying not to laugh, then the judges on the judging table would have laughed out loud.

Ni Pengxuan suddenly improvised: "I'm just an ambulance, I can't save anyone, you have to go to the doctor."

Wang Ming: "..."

Judges: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!What a fucking ambulance!"

Wang Ming thought to himself, you are deliberately embarrassing me, Mr. Wang.

He said: "Okay, let you play the ambulance for a while." Then he knelt down on one knee, held Gui Wu's hand, and said sincerely: "Just hold on for a while! The doctor will be here soon!"

Ni Pengxuan thought, Wang Ming cannot be allowed to take advantage here.Turn off the alarm and put down your hands covering your face.As soon as he showed his face, there was an exclamation from the judges: "It's so handsome——"

He coughed: "Where is the patient? Where is it..."

Wang Ming: "..." He could only put down Gui Lu's hand reluctantly, and wailed, "Doctor!!—Help me!!!"

Ni Pengxuan came over: "Oh, let me see, the situation is not good, let's take it to the emergency room first." Then the two of them lifted Guiwu onto the stretcher, walked two steps, and put him down.Ni Pengxuan took out an A4-sized card from his white clothes and stood it on the ground, where it said emergency room.

Then Ni Pengxuan took out a mask from his pocket and put it on, stepped over the card that said emergency room, as if he was about to undergo surgery.

Wang Ming squatted outside the cards, hugged his head and lamented, "...what's going on here!"

"Cough..." Ni Pengxuan came out, rolled down the mask, exposing his mouth and nose, and looked around: "Who is the family member of the patient?"

Wang Ming hurriedly stood up: "...Doctor, how is he?"

Ni Pengxuan repeated again: "Are you a family member of the patient?"

Wang Ming was at a loss: "...I'm not, what's wrong?"

"Then you call the patient's family members over. The situation is more critical now, and the family members' signatures are required." Ni Pengxuan said expressionlessly.

Wang Ming's face was filled with distress: "Where can I find the patient's family members now... Oh, who told me I was unlucky, I bumped him!" He made up his mind, and opened his mouth, "Can't I sign for him?"

Ni Pengxuan glanced at him: "Are you the child's father?"

Wang Ming: "... huh?" He turned to the jury and said, "It's amazing to recognize you, and I'm happy to be a father!" His face was full of confusion and depression, and finally he gritted his teeth: "I am! But the doctor, Can you tell me, does he really have it?"

Ni Pengxuan glanced at him: "What nonsense are you talking about? Such a big belly is still fake. Are you the father of the child? If so, sign here."

Wang Ming had no choice but to grit his teeth and sign. In the end, Ni Pengxuan asked again: "By the way, do you want to protect the big one or the young one?"

Wang Ming was dumbfounded by being asked again. What kind of questions did the doctor ask? He really thought about it carefully, and was quite entangled: "Doctor, can't both be protected?"

"The current situation is more critical. I can only do my best, and I can't guarantee it. When that time comes, you have to make a decision." Ni Pengxuan said.

Wang Ming said to the jury again: "The child can be regenerated after it's gone. Anyway, it's not mine. If the adult is gone, it's really gone."

So he said, "Bao Da!"

Ni Pengxuan covered his mouth, coughed to suppress his smile, and said, "All right, you can sign here again."

"I still have to sign!" Wang Ming wailed.

Ni Pengxuan said seriously: "How do I know if you will go back on your word then?"

Wang Ming signed again and said: "Today is a big deal, I even have a child, and enjoy the feeling of being a father in advance."

Ni Pengxuan walked into the emergency room again, Gui Lu was already awake, he sat up, first puzzled: "Doctor?" Then shocked: "Why are you?"

Ni Pengxuan: "Why can't it be me, lie down and rest assured, I won't kill you just because you are my ex-boyfriend."

Gui Lu: "...No, I don't want you to treat me!" He was about to get off the stretcher, Ni Pengxuan held him down: "Be good... I am the best doctor." He said while Wearing gloves: "The one outside is your new boyfriend?"

Guiyu looked puzzled: "What?"

Ni Pengxuan: "You don't look very good, you won't find a good one if you leave me?"

Gui Lu said angrily: "What nonsense are you talking about! Ni Pengxuan, don't think that you are the most handsome in the whole world, the best! I don't even know that person outside."

Ni Pengxuan snorted: "Don't know? Don't know, he will sign for you, saying that he is the father of the child, and that he wants to protect the child?"

Gui Lu's face was full of persecution: "There is something wrong with him! Let him sign something... Even if he bumped into me, he couldn't say he hit me. I should have bumped into him."

Ni Pengxuan paused: "Oh? You mean, you have nothing to do with that person outside?...Who does that child belong to?"

Gui Lu's face was full of impatience: "How do I know!"

Ni Pengxuan put down his hand, and suddenly said: "...you broke up with me for more than eight months, and judging by your pregnancy, it has been seven or eight months...it should be mine."

Gui Lu: "..." He widened his eyes: "Are you serious?"

Ni Pengxuan hummed, with a complex look in his heart: "How can you be pregnant? How can a man be pregnant? This is not in line with medical logic..."

When Gui Lu heard this, she became annoyed: "Anyway, I'm pregnant!"

Thinking that the child belonged to Ni Pengxuan, he became even more upset: "I knew it was yours, so I shouldn't have kept it... Now it's all right, this collision, maybe it will have a miscarriage." He was extremely mean to Ni Pengxuan The ability: "In order not to be born with the same virtue as you."

Ni Pengxuan: "There will be no miscarriage."

Gui Lu was stunned: "What?"

Ni Pengxuan said: "The fetal position is a little bit wrong, it's not a big deal, just pay attention later. I deliberately said it seriously to deceive the outsider." He looked very confused: "You should have told me at the beginning, What if something really happened if you didn't meet me at this time?"

"You're blaming me again!" Gui Wu screamed, "How would I know!"

"Forget it," Ni Pengxuan let out a sigh of relief: "I knew you had this temper a long time ago. I went out and sent that person away. What kind of hobby is trying to become a father?"

Guiyu: "Go away—"

Ni Pengxuan went out and said to Wang Ming with a serious face again: "The patient regained consciousness and said that you are not the father of the child. Mister, if you lied to me, then the previous agreement will not be effective."

Wang Ming: "...what?" He was taken aback for a moment, and then said: "Doctor, human life is at stake. Now it doesn't matter who is the father of the child, as long as the person is saved!"

Ni Pengxuan said, "I am."

Wang Ming: "What?"

Ni Pengxuan: "I said I am the father of the child."

Wang Ming: "........."

He had a doubtful expression on his face, and the judges were all laughing, and some people even whistled and applauded.

Wang Ming said with difficulty: "Doctor, don't be joking, aren't you a doctor? How did you become his father all of a sudden?"

Ni Pengxuan clicked his tongue: "What nonsense are you talking about, I am the child's father, but not his father, can he be my ex-boyfriend?"

Wang Ming: "I just talk fast." He still couldn't believe it: "How can there be such a coincidence in this world?"

"There is such a coincidence in this matter." Ni Pengxuan put on the mask again: "Okay, are you free? It's none of your business now, let's go."

Wang Ming stiffened his neck and said, "No! Anyway, I signed the contract, and I almost became the father of the child. I have unilaterally paid my feelings. I want to wait for the child to be born and be his godfather!"

Ni Pengxuan: "Crazy." But after all, Wang Ming's legs are on Wang Ming's body. If he doesn't want to leave, he can't drive him away.

Next, Ni Pengxuan picked up the cards in the emergency room, carried the stretcher and went down with Wang Ming.

Gui Wu took off his coat with a big belly, and then he stood in the center of the stage with a blank expression and said: "Two months later, the child was born under the care of two fathers. He was a very healthy baby when he was born. Baby. But they don't know...they've been lied to!"

Wang Ming rushed out in a hurry: "Where's the child?"

Ni Pengxuan also came out and asked, "Didn't you see it?"

The two of them stopped talking, and Gui Lu continued: "I have realized since two months ago that I cannot safely give birth to the child by myself, and I need to find a father for the child. I first set my sights on Wang Ming, I bumped into it on purpose at the time. I found a good angle and would not hurt my child, but I never expected that the doctor turned out to be my ex-boyfriend. So I quickly changed my target, and it turned out that my ex-boyfriend Quickly misunderstand that the child is his, but he won't know..."

"I'm not a human being. I'm actually a plant. I'm a hermaphrodite. I can reproduce by myself. Therefore, the mother of the child is me, and the father of the child...is also me..."

After finishing speaking, Guiyu paused for a moment and stepped out of his role.

Ni Pengxuan and Wang Ming walked over and stood side by side with him. The three of them looked at each other and smiled, and finally bowed to the audience: "Thank you!"

All of a sudden, thunderous applause! !

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