[Journey to the West] Wearing the tight hoop of the Great Sage

◎"Little monk, you are pregnant..."◎

Hearing that the monkey was not ashamed and begged for that thing from him, Laojun's face turned green and then pale, and finally he couldn't help scolding him: "You ugly monkey head! I don't have any, and there are no elixir and liquid." No, if you don't want to...you can't bear it!"

Sun Wukong: "Other things may be tolerated by my grandson, but how can I endure this?"

There was a smile in his golden eyes: "You don't know how attractive that little guy is..."

Taishang Laojun: "..."

Shut up the monkey head, the old man doesn't want to know!

There was a burst of sweat on the forehead of the Taishang Laojun. Who would dare to say these words in front of him after living for tens of thousands of years?But this monkey flew up in waves, it was really a cycad tree blooming, and the dumb man was talking, one stubble after another.

He scolded: "You monkey head is so shameless, are you ashamed to tell this old man?"

Sun Wukong: "Love is the most common thing in the world, why should you be ashamed of me?"

The Taishang Laojun called him unreasonable and wanted to speak, but Sun Wukong said: "Bind." He gave him a silence technique.

Laojun: "?"

Sun Wukong slapped Banjiao Qingniu's buttocks: "Stop talking nonsense, if you don't have the useful elixir and elixir, go back and practice it, and the old sun will take it for himself tomorrow."

Jin Wushu listened to the words of the Great Sage and Laojun, and his heart was pounding.

Oh my God, the Great Sage actually said that he wanted to double cultivate with him and help him refine the spiritual power that remained in his body?

Hmm, but dual cultivation... seems to be really helpful for cultivation.His eyelids moved, and he didn't know whether to open them or not.

So the Great Sage wouldn't know that he was actually awake, right?After thinking about it, he blushed and turned over and continued to sleep.Well, he is only for cultivation, not for anything else.

***

Sha Wujing opened the collapsed cave, and pulled the disgraced Zhu Bajie out from the gap.

Zhu Bajie finally saw the light of day, shook off the dust from his body and cursed: "Where is that one-horned monster going! Come out for your Grandpa Pig—"

Sha Wujing continued to move the boulder: "Second Senior Brother, stop shouting, come and find Master and Xiao Bailong together."

Laojun took Qingniu away, and also took back the fairy ropes on them. Zhu Bajie gasped: "Where is the monkey grandson? Then who is the one who puts smoke and pours water? Let the old pig go to them to settle accounts." .”

Sun Wukong suddenly appeared: "Idiot, what did you call Lao Sun just now?"

Zhu Bajie froze: "Senior brother! Senior brother, I haven't seen Lao Zhu for two days and I miss you."

Monkey King raised his hand to him, and there was a bang, it was Ao Lie who protected Tang San and came out.Then he saw that Tang Sanzang's whole body was white and clean, without any dust on his body.

Ao Lie stepped forward and called out: "Big Brother." Sun Wukong nodded, seeing Tang Sanzang guilty and dared not come over.Ao Lie wanted to hold his hand, but Tang Sanzang flinched, and then withdrew his outstretched hand after a pause.

Sun Wukong raised his eyes and glanced, deeply feeling that the two of them were tweaking and didn't bother to care about it.

He turned around and pulled Zhu Bajie's ear and scolded him: "Because you didn't listen to Lao Sun's good advice and fell into the hands of demons, how dare you blame Lao Sun for being late in saving?"

Zhu Bajie suffered a lot this time, so he was naturally uncomfortable, but Sun Wukong scolded him, but he dared not speak out, he just said: "Brother, how did you know that the monster is not particular, but hangs the old pig on the top of the cave, master!" And Xiaobailong are so tied together, isn't that bullying?"

Sun Wukong: "It's useless to talk too much. If you have the guts, you can bully him back. If you don't have the guts, just shut up to the old grandson."

Zhu Bajie learned that the guy who tied him was Taishang Laojun's mount Qingniu, he muttered twice and shut his mouth.Tang Sanzang finally came over with hesitation: "Wukong, please come and save me..."

Sun Wukong saw that he was clean and unscathed, and said in a deep voice, "Old Sun is not tired, you should thank Aolie for protecting you well."

After finishing speaking, he no longer cared about the awkwardness between the two of them, and then Tengyun went to the distance to melt his food.

The master and apprentice rested for a while and set off again.

Another day, Sun Wukong left a clone to protect Tang Sanzang, while his real body went to Laojun's Tushita Palace.

As soon as he entered, he found a few boys guarding the alchemy furnace standing outside the door. When they saw Sun Wukong, they hurriedly saluted: "Why is Grandfather Dasheng free?"

Sun Wukong: "What are you boys doing at the door, where is Laojun going?"

Jin Tongzi hurriedly said: "Grandpa Dasheng, my master is making alchemy inside, so don't let me wait in."

In the past, when their master was refining alchemy, he would ask them to watch and learn from the sidelines. This time, for some reason, they were kicked out and they were not allowed to watch.

Several boys said: "The family teacher does not allow anyone to disturb the alchemy, the great sage should wait..."

But I heard Laojun's voice from inside saying: "The monkey head comes in."

Sun Wukong raised his foot and stepped in, seeing the little boy probing his head, he waved his hand and closed the door of Dan's room.

I saw that the Taishang Laojun had completed the alchemy and was collecting the alchemy.

The old gentleman said: "Don't worry, it's a coincidence that you came here, the old man just made two pots..."

Monkey King frowned dissatisfied: "So few?"

Taishang Laojun: "..."

He stared angrily, handed the two pots to Sun Wukong and said: "A pot contains 72 pills, and a pot of spiritual liquid contains as much as a spring, enough for you and...enough for you two to use for a long time!"

Only then did Sun Wukong nod his head: "That's very good."

"But I still need you to practice more. If the two of us practice together every day, several times a day, I'm afraid they will be used up in one month."

Taishang Laojun: Tell me, do you want my old life or a life without restraint!

He suddenly got a little out of breath: "Pohou, can you stand it, but can Wushang stand it?"

Sun Wukong raised his eyebrows and said, "How do you know the double cultivation method of my monster race? Old Sun will definitely not make fun of Wuliang's body, it is because it is beneficial to him."

Taishang Laojun: ...Okay, I can't beat you.

Sun Wukong didn't wait too long after he took the things, Taishang Laojun saw him come and go in a hurry, his heart was flustered.

The little boy at the door sent the Great Sage to him, and asked Laojun with his head: "Master, can the apprentice come in?"

Taishang Laojun waved his hand with a sigh: "Go, I will continue to practice."

The boys looked at each other in dismay: "What the hell is Master doing? Why don't we let us see?"

Then I heard Laojun's roar suddenly came from the alchemy room: "Sun Houzi, I am so angry!"

It was Sun Wukong who walked away with his avatar pill before leaving.

Sun Wukong went out of Tushita Palace and went directly to Zifu. At this time, Jin Wushu was still asleep. He hugged him in his arms and said to him, "Little tight hoop, don't say that the Great Sage deceived you. I haven't seen you awake for many days." , I miss you so much."

The tips of Jin Wushu's ears gradually turned red when he heard this, and Sun Wukong bit it up: "Little guy, can you hear me?"

He said softly: "It's so good, I want you to know how much I miss you."

Jin Wushu's eyelashes trembled slightly: Huh, huh, he also misses the Great Sage, really wants to open his eyes to see the Great Sage, but he dare not.

Sun Wukong put his arms around his waist, couldn't help smiling and said: "Little tight band, you wake up but refuse to open your eyes to look at me, do you miss me?"

No no, of course not!

He couldn't pretend anymore: "My great sage, I... I just..."

He finally opened his eyes and looked into those golden eyes full of him.

Monkey King leaned over and kissed, "I know, you are ashamed, aren't you?"

Jin Wushu snorted and buried his face in the socket of his shoulder, the tips of his ears and cheeks were as red as an overcooked shrimp.

After a long time, Sun Wukong put his arms around him and said: "Don't be ashamed, little tight band, I will help you refine your spiritual power, you only need to unite your spirit and soul with me, and the combination of spirit, soul and body is a wonderful dual cultivation method. "

Jin Wushu responded with a blushing face, closed his eyes and felt the wonder.

Suddenly, three elixir were fed into his mouth, and he heard the great sage say to him: "You haven't practiced body-scoring skills yet, so I have to ask you to eat the body-separation pill."

Jin Wushu raised his head, and asked intermittently: "Great Sage...why did you ask me to take the Partition, Clone Pill..."

Sun Wukong's golden eyes became brighter and brighter in the fire of desire, he smiled and said: "Don't be ashamed if you don't have any restraints, just open your eyes and you will know."

Jin Wushu was most afraid that the Great Sage would call him by name at such a time, not to mention the scene he saw after opening his eyes, it simply called him... desire!born!want!die!forever!World!Disaster!forget!

He saw it at a glance and realized that by taking one avatar pill, at most three avatars could be transformed.He was fed three in a row by the Great Sage, and suddenly nine clones emerged.

And the great sage... also transformed into nine clones, such a pair, counting the real bodies of the two of them... There are already ten pairs of them in the Zifu, and they are brewing in different postures.

Sun Wukong whispered in his ear: "Did you see it? The skills cultivated in each posture are different, you and I will continue to do this..."

Jin Wushu howled suddenly and covered his ears.

No no no, this is too shameful!

Sun Wukong smiled lightly and reassured him: "Don't think about it too much, little tight band. Dual cultivation will help you and me in cultivation. This is a normal thing in the world of demons and immortals."

"..."

At this time, Laojun, who is struggling to make alchemy, doesn't know yet, I'm afraid that the elixir and elixir he just refined will be used up this time.

***

Another avatar of Sun Wukong is protecting Tang Sanzang. They passed the high mountains and encountered deep forests. After traveling for many days, it was already the beginning of spring.

In spring, the green trees are like heaps of grass, and the water is gurgling.The master and apprentice met a river on their way, blocking their way.

Tang Sanzang saw several thatched huts on the other side of the river, with boats parked beside them, and he still wondered, "Wukong, that side couldn't have been transformed by a monster?"

Sun Wukong: "No."

Immediately he felt relieved, Zhu Bajie raised his voice and shouted: "Ferryman, come here to ferry people—"

The gurgling waves were swaying gently, a woman with her head wrapped in cotton came rowing over, saw them smiling and staring at people.

Tang Sanzang asked in a low voice: "Wukong, why is the boatman staring at us? Isn't she really a monster?"

Sun Wukong squinted, seeing him scared and said: "It's not a monster, it's peace of mind."

The woman didn't say a word, and she swung the oars to ferry them to the other side.Sha Wujing took some money and gave it to the woman, and helped Tang Sanzang get off the boat.

The woman looked at a few people again, and rowed away with a smile.

Tang Sanzang saw the clear water on the bank, and suddenly felt thirsty, so he asked Zhu Bajie to take a bowl to fill some water to drink, Zhu Bajie also drank a bowl and wiped his mouth: "Good water, good water. This river water is very sweet and quenches thirst. , Lao Sha, you come too."

Sha Wujing shook his head: "Second senior brother, I'm not thirsty."

They continued to look for the road westward, and the journey was peaceful, but after less than half an hour, Tang Sanzang suddenly squatted down, clutching his stomach.

Ao Lie at the side hurriedly supported him: "Little monk, what's wrong with you, little monk?"

Tang Sanzang frowned, his face turned pale from the pain for a moment: "Stomach, my stomach hurts so much."

Zhu Bajie on the other side also groaned: "Ah, old pig... Lao Zhu's stomach hurts too."

Seeing the two of them so worried, Sha Wujing thought that only the two of them drank the river water when they got off the boat, could it be that there is something wrong with the water?

He ran forward and said with concern: "Master, Second Senior Brother, why do you suddenly have a stomachache? Maybe it's because the river water is not clean, and your stomach is ruined by drinking?"

Sun Wukong heard the words and looked at the river with his golden eyes, but he didn't see any problems.

But after a while, cold sweat broke out on the already painful foreheads of the two of them, and upon closer inspection, their stomachs gradually grew bigger.

Tang Sanzang and Zhu Bajie panicked immediately, ignoring the pain and shouting:

"Wukong—"

"Eldest brother...Senior brother, come quickly, old pig's stomach...Senior brother, save me..."

Sun Wukong withdrew his gaze, collected his expression, stepped forward and knelt down and reached out to touch their stomachs.

When he touched the bulge at the navels of the two, he actually moved twice, his eyes swept away, and he saw a lump of blood growing in each of their stomachs with piercing eyes, and he couldn't tell what it was.

Only Tang Sanzang and Zhu Bajie drank the river water just now, and the river water looked normal, but Sun Wukong was worried and grabbed a handful of water to smell it, but he still didn't feel anything.

He thought of the woman rowing the boat laughing at them just now, and he felt that there seemed to be something unusual here.

Sun Wukong closed his eyes and let out his consciousness. He explored a thousand miles away, and suddenly found that all the pedestrians on the road were women, and there was not a single man.

This is really strange.

Seeing that Tang Sanzang was in severe pain, Ao Lie was in a hurry. He tried to use magic power to relieve his pain and eliminate the swelling in his stomach, but he couldn't get it right.

Seeing a family not far ahead, Sha Wujing quickly said: "Don't panic, let's go to that family's house to rest for a while, and ask to make a bowl of hot soup for Master and Second Senior Brother to drink."

Tang Sanzang and Zhu Bajie endured the pain and struggled to get up. They went to the nearest house and knocked on the door. An old woman answered the door.

When the old woman saw them, her eyes widened instantly, as if she was very happy and surprised.

Sha Wujing didn't care about anything else, and went forward to explain why he came: "Grandmother, I'm sorry for bothering you. After drinking the river water, my master and senior brother suddenly had unbearable abdominal pain. I wonder if I could ask my mother-in-law to cook a bowl of hot soup for my master and senior brother. To ease their pain."

Unexpectedly, the old woman was overjoyed when she heard the words, she squeezed out the door and called the neighbors in a loud voice: "Oh, come out and see, come out and see, there are a few men in front of my house, come here quickly Take a look..."

As soon as the old woman finished speaking, there was a burst of laughter from everywhere, and a group of women ran out of each room, surrounded the master and apprentice, watching them cover their mouths and laugh.

Sun Wukong frowned, but when he heard that Ao Lie was even more anxious, he grabbed the old woman's skirt and said angrily, "What are you laughing at? Hurry up and heat up the soup."

The old woman was taken aback, thinking that maybe they entered here by mistake and didn't know how powerful the Zimu River is.

She waved her hand to call the neighbors: "This little master is angry, don't look at it again, don't look at it again, just go back."

She turned around and led the master and apprentice into the yard, and then said slowly: "Little master, don't worry, just listen to what the old woman said. You don't know, since the two of them drank the water in the river, their stomach pains were unbearable. Even if the old woman made soup It's no good either."

Ao Lie panicked when he heard it: "How can I say this? Is there something unclean in the water?"

Sun Wukong also asked: "What can be added to make blood grow in the abdomen?"

The old woman looked at Sun Wukong and said: "Master has good eyesight, since he knows that the two of them have flesh and blood in their stomachs, why don't we know that we are Xiliang women's country?"

"Xiliang women's country?"

The old woman: "Exactly, there are no men in our country, only women, also known as the "daughter country". Therefore, old lady, my neighbors and I were delighted to meet you. It is really extremely rare."

Ao Lie didn't care about women or women, he just asked: "But what does this have to do with the river water?"

The old woman said: "Little master, I don't know, that river is called "Zimu River". Just drink a sip of the water from Zimu River, and you will have fetal gas in your abdomen. How can hot soup cure it?"

what! ?

Tang Sanzang and Zhu Bajie completely panicked in the pain: "Fetal gas?"

Ao Lie's lips were trembling, he touched Tang Sanzang's belly and said incredulously, "Little monk, you are actually pregnant..."

Don't talk about Tang Sanzang, Zhu Bajie couldn't stand this. After hearing this, he wailed: "The old pig shouldn't drink the water in the river, what's the matter now? The old pig's reputation will be ruined! "

He grabbed Sun Wukong's hand: "Brother, save me, save me, brother——"

Sun Wukong thought he was noisy, raised his hand and touched his sleeping point, and then heard the old woman say: "There is a posthouse outside my king's city, and there is a "Zhaotai Spring" in the posthouse. After three days, you can take the two of them to the fetal spring. Take a photo, if you get two shadows, you can get a fetus."

"only……"

The old woman paused and said: "It's just that both of them are men, where can they give birth to children? If they can't give birth, will they be suffocated to death?"

Ao Lie's hands trembled more and more, he put his arms around Tang Sanzang who was stunned and said softly: "Little monk, don't be afraid, there will definitely be a way to save you."

After hearing this, Sun Wukong thought of making fun of it, and said to Tang Sanzang: "I'm afraid your bones will be difficult to deliver. If you die by then, I guess my grandson will have to go to the palace of the king of hell to rescue you."

Tang Sanzang was about to cry from fright, and when he heard his big disciple say this, tears fell down the ground, which made Ao Lie feel distressed, and hurriedly said to Monkey King: "Brother, don't scare him anymore, quickly find a way to save him." The little monk and the second senior brother."

Sun Wukong said: "Now the little monk and that idiot only have a ball of flesh and blood in their stomachs, and they have taken the medicine to remove it before it has formed..."

Before he finished speaking, he heard the old woman answer: "No, this situation cannot be cured by medicine, you need to go to "Jieyang Mountain" on Zhengnan Street, there is a well in the mountain called "" Falling fetus spring, only by drinking the spring water can the fetal gas be relieved.”

Sun Wukong: "It's not difficult, the old grandson just take some back."

The old woman said again: "I can't take it, I can't take it."

Ao Lie hurriedly asked, "Why can't I get it?"

The old woman said: "That spring was occupied by a man called "Ruyi True Immortal". No one else was allowed to fetch the spring water. If you want to fetch the water, you have to send money or things. Even if you give it, you may not be able to give a bowl."

Sun Wukong snorted: "There is nothing in this world that the old grandson can't get."

Tang Sanzang had already passed out from the pain, Ao Lie put his arms around him and said, "Brother, please take a hard walk."

Sun Wukong patted him on the shoulder: "You and Wujing take good care of them, don't talk too much."

After finishing speaking, Teng Yun left, the startled old woman called God Man directly, and was more careful with Ao Lie and the others, not daring to say any more.

Jin Wushu listened to the commotion outside in the purple mansion, and when he learned that he had arrived at Xiliang Women's Kingdom, he was very curious, and because his stomach was bloated because of Senior Brother Bajie and the little monk, he didn't know how much he wanted to go out to join in the fun.

Lying in Sun Wukong's arms, he said, "Great Sage, the mother-child river water is so miraculous that a man can become pregnant after drinking it."

Sun Wukong bowed his head and kissed him, and couldn't help touching his stomach: "It's hard to think that Wushu also wants to..."

"No no no want!"

Jin Wushu quickly waved his hand to stop the Great Sage's strange thoughts.

But Sun Wukong bit him, and asked in a low voice: "I really don't want to? But who was crying and said that he would give birth to a monkey for me when he was upset, huh?"

Jin Wushu: "..."

ah ah ah ah I am not I did not stop talking nonsense ah ah ah

Sun Wukong: "How long has passed, did Wu Shu forget?"

Jin Wushu shook his sore legs: "I..."

Sun Wukong couldn't help but turned over again and pressed the person under him, and said very charmingly:

"Then continue, I can always ask you to say it again..."

The author says:

感谢在2022-01-2421:03:50~2022-01-2521:22:41期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: 1 Nuoyu;

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: 1 Mu Muzi;

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