[Journey to the West] Wearing the tight hoop of the Great Sage

◎The method of double cultivation is very mysterious. ◎

The gods immediately froze in mid-air, and began to pretend to be puzzled when they heard Sun Wukong's words: "The great sage... what is the great sage talking about? The little gods don't quite understand."

Sun Wukong glanced at them, and said with a vivid expression: Act, continue to act for the old grandson.

He also wanted to see what other tricks the gods could play, so he stepped back and said to them, "Since you are here to help the old grandson, don't be idle, let's go."

Gods: Huh?Just... hard on it?

The unicorn didn't have so many guilty consciences, and he was very kind when he saw the situation. He pointed a steel gun at Monkey King and shouted: "Okay, I don't know when you brought these rescuers here, thinking that there are too many people, and the king is afraid." Yet."

He showed off the bracelet again, and said to the gods in one fell swoop: "If there is any magic weapon, just use it, and see how my majesty beats you so you can fuck off."

Sha Wujing was a little dazed, and ran over to ask: "Brother, what's the situation now? Why did Thor and the others suddenly come to help?"

Sun Wukong hummed: "It's singing, let's just watch it."

Seeing that Fang Dujiao finished speaking, the gods reacted for a moment, and replied angrily: "Hey! The monster is so rampant, today I will let you know how good I am."

They stand in a row on the clouds, don't look at the little demons waving flags and shouting for them on the unicorn below, even behind the gods there are heavenly soldiers and generals beating drums to cheer.

For a time, the sound of beating drums resounded throughout the world, and the battle was imminent.

Sha Wujing followed Tang Sanzang to learn scriptures for so long, the first time he saw this battle, he was confused for a moment and suddenly realized: "They are here to accumulate merit."

This is not a question, but an affirmation.

Sun Wukong sneered: "I'm too busy waiting for them to learn the scriptures along the way."

Suddenly, another layer of thick clouds came over in an instant, and it was Li Jing, the King of Tota, who had arrived.

The gods now have a backbone, otherwise they would always feel a little guilty in the face of the Great Sage.Unexpectedly, Li Jing did not dare to look at Sun Wukong, and only said to them:

"I'm waiting for a large number of people. If we go to fight the monster together, I'm afraid the more will bully the less. Why don't you all discuss, which one should go first?"

This time he brought many heavenly soldiers and generals, covering up the sky and the sun for a while, just like when all the gods came to Huaguo Mountain to arrest Monkey King.

Sha Wujing: "This, this, this... just take a monster, so why bother mobilizing people like this."

With a gun in his hand, Dujiao pointed to the sky: "Don't be so blah, who dares to come and fight with me?"

Thunder God was impatient, he stood up and said: "Li Tianwang, let the little god meet him for a while."

Li Tianwang nodded: "Alright."

After finishing speaking, he gave him a wink, telling him not to be serious, after all, he is Laojun's green bull, so he dare not really hurt him.

Thunder God took the order, and stepped on the cloud light and shouted: "Monster, watch your tricks." With a hammer and a chisel in his hand, he struck out five thunderbolts, splitting a mountain in half.

The unicorn flew back and forth to hide, violent thunder came one after another, and Jindou Mountain was split into Jindou Mountain. Sha Wujing was worried about Tang Sanzang, so he hurriedly said to Monkey King: "Brother, let's go save Master while the monster is unable to move his hand." Come out?"

Monkey King: "What's the rush, the little monk has Ao Lie to protect him."

Tang Sanzang, who was protected, had tears in his eyes. At this time, Ao Lie was wrapping him with a crystal cover, so that he would not be harmed by the outside world.

Seeing him like this, Ao Lie couldn't bear to bully him anymore, he suppressed the throbbing in his heart, and secretly said that he couldn't ruin the little monk's practice because of his selfish desires.

Tang Sanzang recited the Mantra of Purifying Heart over and over again, and finally, amidst the rumbling thunder, he heard Ao Lie's soft murmur: "I'm sorry, little monk, I shouldn't..."

***

Dujiao was really tired after being chased by Lei, turned over and jumped to another hill, and once again made a white circle: "Go!"

Thor wanted to hammer another thousand ounces, but when he let go, the hammer and chisel were sucked away by the monster's circle.Thor panicked and retreated to Li Tianwang's side.

Li Jingwei stared, and ordered Yinghuo Huode Xingjun to set fire to the monster.

Huode Xingjun summoned orders and ordered all the gods to hold fire bows, rockets, guns, fire flags and other magic weapons to aim at the monsters and set them on fire together.

For a while, the fire burned half of the sky red, and the billowing smoke choked people to tears, and the divine fire from the sky was really powerful.

Seeing the raging flames, Dujiao was openly unafraid, swung a steel gun to sweep away the thick smoke, and threw the white circle into the air as before, saying "Yes." He snatched away the torches in the hands of Huode Xingjun and other gods.

Huode Xingjun said anxiously: "Not good!" He quickly called back all the gods and retreated to Li Tianwang's side.

Dujiao laughed wantonly in a circle: "Hahahaha, all the gods have only this little ability. Without the magic weapon, they all become timid and dare not touch me head-on. They really don't have much ability. They are no match for my king. .”

Seeing the king winning two rounds in a row, the little demons cheered and called the king mighty.

Sun Wukong laughed to himself that they acted really well, and really wanted his little tight band to come out to watch the excitement.

He put a clone outside to continue watching the show, while his real body entered the Purple Mansion, hugged the person who hadn't woken up and kissed him a few times: "Little guy, you missed a good show, but when will it be?" Will you wake up?"

Jin Wushu's body was only covered with a piece of fairy silkworm brocade, and when Sun Wukong picked him up, the fairy silkworm brocade slipped off, and the traces left by the two of them when they were happy appeared on the white body.

The traces on his body can be wiped away with just one thought of Sun Wukong, but he is reluctant, and wants Xiao Jinhou to see this "criminal evidence" with his own eyes, so that when he wakes up, he will not be able to repay his debt, and he will never be able to escape.

In that scene, Sun Wukong memorized every sensitive point on Jin Wushu's body, and he could hear a suppressed and trembling moan just by touching it lightly.

There is also a small mole anywhere on his body, and wherever it is poked, it can make the person in his arms tremble and tingle, every inch and every strand has been carefully explored by him for a long time and memorized by heart.

In the past, Sun Wukong never disdained to "take advantage of others' dangers", but his little tights just slept in his arms without reservation, how could he bear it, even though he was not awake, it was enough for him to do many things.

He left mottled marks in those places that only he could spy on, and he only hoped that people would wake up and love them a little more.

How could Sun Wukong know that Jin Wushu could hear him speak and feel his kisses and hugs.

Jin Wushu himself never imagined that what the Great Sage left in his body actually contained such a huge amount of spiritual power, he could not absorb it all he could absorb, and he couldn't wake up if he couldn't absorb it all, he was so anxious that he didn't know what to do Is good.

He wept secretly in his sleep, wishing there was something called a condom in this world.

He no longer wants to do two hours and sleep for two days!

Sun Wukong hugged people tenderly while keeping an eye on the situation outside.

Seeing Huode Xingjun's defeat, Li Jing said bitterly: "The world says fire and water are incompatible, since that guy is not afraid of fire, he is afraid of water."

He called Mr. Shui Dexing and said, "Go."

Shui De Xingjun took the order, but saw that he also took out a water tool and held it in his hand to spread water.

Li Jing: "..."

Isn't this waiting for the quilt?

Half of the water in the lake rushes forward, jumping down from the small water tool, surging to the sky, Ruo Lei rushing, the big water stirs up thousands of waves, dragging all the little monsters into the waves.

The splashing water was hard to collect, and it was like a flood that flooded all around. One horn stood on the top of the mountain, and the flood could not submerge him, but the entrance of his cave was washed away.

Zhu Bajie was first choked by the smoke and then flooded, and cursed in embarrassment: "Which short-sighted person is playing tricks on you, Grandpa Pig, you are covered in holes after watching Grandpa Pig get away from the fixed building, puff—"

Sha Wujing looked anxiously and said: "Master Shui, please stop the water, you didn't drown that monster, but you will drown my master and senior brother."

After hearing this, Shui De Xingjun was about to close his momentum, but he heard Dujiao yelled loudly: "Good baby, it's mine now, go!"

Suddenly, the water tools are gone.

The gods felt guilty for a while, and looked at Monkey King's expression: "...cough."

If it is said that the gods were all acting in the beginning, it is a bit embarrassing now.

No matter how powerful their magic weapons are, they will go out of their circle as soon as they come out, and even if you call them secretly, you will not be able to call them back. Without weapons and treasures in your hands, how many rounds can you fight with bare hands?

Li Jing observed a few rounds, silently put away his pagoda, no matter whether it was embarrassing or not, he saluted Sun Wukong and said, "Great Sage, all the gods and treasures are flying together now, what should we do?"

Thunder God said: "Please ask the Great Sage to help me get the treasure back."

All the gods nodded together: "Yes, yes, the Great Sage—"

Sun Wukong snorted softly, looked up at the clouds, and saw the expressions of the gods in his eyes: "It's ridiculous, you came here to help the old sun, but now you want the old sun to get back the weapons for you."

"This……"

The unicorn is still rampant below: "Who else is worthy of a fight?"

Sun Wukong thought of something, and suddenly said to the gods: "Forget it, for the sake of letting Lao Sun watch a good show, I don't care about you, let's see Lao Sun took the monster to snatch the circle, and return to you weapon."

A golden glow rushed over quickly, and the unicorn said triumphantly: "..."

Don't come here--

Even if Sun Wukong doesn't use the golden cudgel, he can fight the Three Realms with bare hands, not to mention that he can cast fire, move thunder, and spread rain without borrowing magic weapons.

Waiting for the moves to be as fierce as a gust of wind, the indestructible body of the vajra makes him harmless and painless, and the impact of the iron fist is extremely heavy.

The gods were watching the battle from above, and they couldn't help rubbing their arms and sighing: "The Great Sage is really mighty."

Seeing that the unicorn was smashed to death, Sun Wukong let go of his hand, hooked the diamond with his fingers, and released the magic weapon of the gods.

The gods thanked repeatedly for getting the baby, but they saw Monkey King looking deeply at the sky.

33 Chongtian's Tushita Palace heard a deafening roar: "Where is the old man's green bull going!"

Even Sun Wukong couldn't help sighing: Good guy, all of you in Heaven can act.

Then I heard Taishang Laojun's heartbroken scolding: "When did that wicked animal go away, wait for the old man to catch him back..."

After a while, I really saw the Taishang Laojun Tengyun coming.

Before he could speak, he saw Sun Wukong kicking his green bull into the sky, and said with a grin: "Old man, your cow is so hard to beat, take it back and throw it into the furnace for refining." .”

With this kick, he kicked the unicorn back to its original shape, only to hear the green cow "moo" and land on Laojun Yun's head.

Taishang Laojun: "..."

The gods greeted Laojun one after another, and Laojun knew when he glanced at their expressions... well, this scene was a mess.

Said it was smashed, but it wasn't completely smashed.

Although the gods discovered their purpose by the great sage, at least they had achieved their own merits. They dared not wait any longer, and ran back to the heaven after repeatedly pleading guilty.

Only Li Jing, the Heavenly King of Tota, did not make a move. Seeing that this sum was not added to his merit book, he also went back angrily.Nezha looked at it in front of the Qiankun Mirror and burst out laughing, scolding him for humiliating himself, and he deserved it.

As soon as the gods left, only the Taishang Laojun, who had just come, was left. His Banjiao Qingniu was beaten all over by Sun Wukong.

Sun Wukong asked Sha Wujing to pick up Tang Sanzang, and he stepped on the cloud and came to the old gentleman: "Old man, it just so happens that the old grandson is looking for you."

Taishang Laojun stared at the diamond in his hand: "Return it to the old man first, and then it's not too late."

Sun Wukong: "Old Sun's little tight band..."

Laojun immediately asked: "What happened to him?"

Sun Wukong glanced at him: "Old Sun is not in a hurry yet, what are you in a hurry for?"

Taishang Laojun coughed: "You monkey head, the old man wants to get back the Vajra Zhuo as soon as possible, and talk about things quickly."

Sun Wukong drew a soundproof barrier and said directly: "After I'm happy with him..."

"what!?"

Taishang Laojun was taken aback, and asked with a trembling voice, "Are you... happy? With whom? Who is he?"

Sun Wukong paused every word: "Who else can it be? I, Sun Wukong, have no money with him, so what's wrong with us as husband and wife?"

Taishang Laojun suddenly sucked in a breath of cold air, put his hand on his forehead: "Let the old man slowly..."

"After listening to Lao Sun, it's not too late to go back."

Sun Wukong didn't have time to wait for him, so he said directly: "He hasn't woken up since Huan's recovery, and I checked his spiritual veins, and there is no abnormality. I don't know why he fell into such a deep sleep. I think you should know, so I came to ask."

"I……"

Taishang Laojun blushed when he heard this, never thought that Sun Wukong was so anxious, so... how long did he give... to...

After keeping him silent for a long time, Sun Wukong frowned impatiently: "You don't know either?"

Taishang Laojun slowed down and slowed down, and then asked with difficulty: "When you two... um..., were you... um...?"

Sun Wukong: "Huh, what? If you have something to say, just let it go."

Taishang Laojun: "It's... eh, you damn hozen! It's your essence... but it's still in Wushang's body?"

Monkey King frowned again: "Nonsense. Of course."

Taishang Laojun: "..."

save me save me.

He stretched out his hand to Monkey King angrily: "Nonsense! Nonsense, you!"

"How do you say it? It's mine...it doesn't work for him?"

Laojun panted heavily, his nose was crooked: "What do you say! How much energy and spiritual power is contained in your thing, how can he absorb it in his body? His body can't bear the strength and naturally falls into a deep sleep. Why? When will I suck that thing clean before I wake up."

Only then did Sun Wukong realize that it was because of his... that Xiao Jinghou did not wake up for a long time.

"If I had known this, I wouldn't have come to ask you." He said: "It's easy to wake up my little tight hoop, there is only one way."

Taishang Laojun: Hozen, shut up quickly, don't do it that way.

Sun Wukong smiled and said, "Double cultivation. The method of dual cultivation is very mysterious. I can help him absorb the spiritual power."

Taishang Laojun couldn't stay any longer, took advantage of Sun Wukong's inattention and snatched King Kong Zhuo, and was about to leave after riding the green bull.

Sun Wukong suddenly grabbed the green ox's horns, scaring the old man to put the diamond back into his sleeve, but Sun Wukong didn't care about the diamond at all, and stretched out his hand to the old gentleman and said:

"Old man, is there any elixir that makes him feel better?"

He hooked his fingers and showed his fangs with a smile: "A few more bottles for Old Sun's little tights."

The author says:

If you work hard, don't order a few more bottles.

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