That bowl of udon

After that, the world of corpses and souls ushered in a period of calm and calm.However, this good time, like a piece of seaweed, was ruthlessly torn apart...

On a certain day, the [-]th team building of Jinglingting...

"Little Sword!!"

Saraki Kenpachi, the captain of the [-]th Division, had just returned from a meeting of the [-]st Division. As soon as he entered the door, his deputy Kusanagi Yachiro swooped in and leaned on his back and said happily: "Xiaojian Xiaojian, I will help you!" You found a wife~~!"

"Huh? Wife?!" Zaragi Kenpachi walked towards the room on his own while the members of the [-]th squad bowed and saluted, "What stupid things are you doing again?!"

"It's not stupid!!!" Yaqianliu yelled dissatisfied, "Hey Xiaojian, I went to a place called a dating agency to help you find a wife a few days ago, and today the other party sent someone to find a suitable wife. It's your wife! Hey Xiaojian, let's go on a blind date!!"

"Blind date?! It's too boring, why not kill a few people!!"

"No, go, go, the man said that if you go, there will be free food and candy, go, go~~!"

"...Okay, let's go." Saraki Kenpachi couldn't resist, so he had to agree, "The free meal is your goal!"

"...No way, it's not!!"

And Udon Erbai only knew the fact that his marriage proposal was selected by their company's computer only in the screams of his younger brother.

Of course, she didn't want to go at all. One reason was that she didn't want to marry so early, and another reason was that she subconsciously believed that she had no common topic with those gods of death with high spiritual power.

But the reality is cruel, the "Love to Die" matchmaking agency attaches great importance to this blind date meeting, making Bai Wu doubt whether it is the Lingwang himself.And the pressure on my younger brother was even greater, the company handed over the whole matter to him, and apologized by saying that he had messed up pornography.

...Although it is just a newly opened small dating agency, it is simply a pipe dream to set up a company on Dongliuhun Street without a "protector" who controls the right to speak.

and so……

"...Sister, neither side is a role we can afford."

On this day, it was rare for the siblings to sit seriously at the dining table to discuss countermeasures.In fact, there is not even a countermeasure, there are only two options now.

... In the past, they went on blind dates and waited to die at home.

"Sister, if I hadn't handed in that form..." younger brother Udon Ersanmu was full of guilt.

"Oh, forget it, it's useless to talk about it now." Udon Erbai leaned his chin against the table, and said with exhaustion, "Anyway, the blind date requires both parties to see each other in order to have the next step. Since the other party is definitely With more than five seats, the possibility of seeing a commoner like us is absolutely slim.”

"Yeah, that's true." Sanwu nodded, and his spirit has recovered a lot, "The company said that the cost of this blind date is all covered. Sister, let's treat it as a free lunch. "

...In fact, Sanwu probably forgot such a famous saying: There is no such thing as a free lunch!

This sentence, on the day of the blind date, was proved to be the absolute truth.

"... San Wu, are you sure the other party will come?" Bai Wu couldn't help asking when the waiter came to refill the fifth glass of water, "It's been more than an hour now."

You must know that as the leader of the MIT "Hawking Project" experimental group during her lifetime, Bai Wu's concept of time was absolutely accurate to milliseconds and microseconds. For her, the saying "time is life" is not an exaggeration.

"Uh...sister, the company said that unless the store is closed, it can't leave early." Sanwu said with a cup of boiled water, wanting to cry but not tears.Because the perverted matchmaking company stipulates that the order can only be waived if both parties are present, and now they don't know whether the other party will come, so the siblings dare not order these scary things with high prices.

... I don't care about this meal, God bless the other party, don't come!

However, it is not God who is in charge of the soul world, but the Spirit King. Naturally, the white girl who worships the wrong god will not get any favor.

Five hours later...

"... San Wu, do you think it's a bit noisy here?!" Bai Wu who was about to take a nap was awakened by the commotion, rubbed his temples and asked displeased.

"Well, it seems that everyone is fleeing." San Wu, who was leaning on the bed, looked at the situation outside and said, "Could it be a fire and an earthquake?!"

The white girl poked her head out of the position curiously, wanting to see the situation in the aisle, but her eyes were immediately attracted by a tall figure.

... That figure is too tall and abnormal, normal people are like ants in front of him.

Unlike the fearful expressions of the people around him, this person just walked forward with a sullen face.Probably feeling Bai Wu's gaze, this person also looked over.

The scar on the left cheek runs from top to bottom across the left eye, and the dark complexion matches the focused and sharp eyes...

... really scary! ! !

... This man must be a warrior, could it be that he is a Germanic race? !

Later, Udon Erbai felt ashamed every time he recalled this day. At that time, he stared at his future husband with a dementia-like expression (like this: @A@).

But in fact, even though the young girl has become a woman after a long time, she still didn't notice her abnormal behavior at that time.

She, a weak woman with no strength to restrain a chicken, was actually under the abnormally strong spiritual pressure of the other party, neither running away nor spitting out her eyes...

…foaming at the mouth, just like the one next to her.

"Three, three nothing!" Bai Wu looked at his younger brother who rolled his eyes and looked like he was almost as big as a foam fire extinguisher, and suddenly panicked, "You, what's wrong with you?!!"

"Wow, did you faint because you couldn't stand Xiaojian's spiritual pressure?" Suddenly, a petite figure with short pink hair jumped onto the table, poked San Wu's cheek who was already unconscious, and then pointed to Bai Wu and asked , "Hey, are you Xiaojian's wife?!"

"Old, wife?!" Because the little man appeared too suddenly, Bai Wu didn't recover for a while.

However, at this time, the aisle next to her was already occupied by a huge figure, whose height of more than two meters gave him the illusion that the cup was standing in front of the thermos bottle.Such a close distance also allowed Bai Wu to further see the opponent's rock-like abdominal muscles, as well as the obviously not well-groomed hariori.

...a vest over clothes?It's a captain! ! !

Bai Wu jumped up quickly, didn't know how to speak for a long time, so he bowed in a panic.

"Captain of the [-]th Division, Saraki Kenpachi." After a while, such low-pitched words came from above his head.

"Ah?!" Bai Wu was taken aback, looked up at the other party, but after meeting those amber eyes, he immediately lowered his head, stirring his hands restlessly, and introduced mechanically according to the other party's pattern, "Uh, the eldest daughter of the 'Udon No. [-]' candy shop in District [-], Udon Erbaiwu."

"Two hundred and five?! Hahahaha, what a funny name!!" The little pink mushroom head laughed and jumped onto Saraki Kenpachi's shoulder with a "chuss".

"Uh...Actually, 'Udon [-]' is my surname, and 'Bai Wu' is my first name." The quirk of this name can lead to many topics every time, and the Bai Wu girl is used to it, "Who is this lord? "

"Me? I'm the vice-captain of the [-]th team, Caolu Yaqianliu~~!" The little man poked his cheek and showed a cute smile.

...Is this the lord's daughter?Looking at the combination in front of him, Bai Wu always felt a little unharmonious.

... Uncle and loli? ! !

"Hey, are you in a hurry to get married because your surname is so strange?"

"Yeah?! Urgent, in a hurry to get married?!" Bai Wu was taken aback by such a question, but saw that Zaraki Kenpachi had already sat down, but he didn't mean to let her sit down too.

When he was hesitating whether to sit down, he happened to catch a glimpse of the other person looking over...

... It's clearly not watching, but staring! !Bai Wu's legs went limp, and he sat down instead.

then……

... This is really a failed blind date!Bai Wu talked with his stomach while drinking water with his head down.

The reason why she is still drinking plain water is because her blind date, Captain Saragi Kenpachi, only wants a glass of water.

Moreover, they just sat like this without any communication, but Kusanagi Yachiru, who ordered a lot of desserts for himself, asked from time to time "Do you like Kopeito" and "What kind of cake do you like?" nutritional issues.

until……

"Huh?! Is your home a candy store? It's amazing~~!" Just as Yaqianliu was feeling bored, he casually asked a serious question like 'what does your home do?', Bai Wu's answer aroused Her interest, "Then you know how to make candies~~?!"

"Uh... I can do some things, but my skills have not reached my father's level."

"Really?!" Yaqianliu took a lot of effort to swallow the bite of cake, then turned his head and shouted at a certain captain who had been sitting with a bored face from the beginning to the end, "Xiaojian, let's marry right away!" Kill her!!"

"...You're too wordy." This was Saraki Kenpachi's second sentence today.

Soon, the captain's third and last sentence of the day also appeared: "Let's go!"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute, little sword!" Saying that, Yaqianliu hurriedly formed a ring shape with his hands, picked up the remaining dessert, and stuffed it all into his mouth in one go.

 … @0@ What an amazing throughput! ! !For a moment, Bai Wu felt that this already unreal world was even more unreal.

"That, please wait a moment." Seeing that the two were about to leave, Bai Wu didn't know which brain nerve was convulsed, so he quickly got up and picked up a small bag on the seat and handed it over, "That... this is mine. A little heart... I am very happy to meet the two adults today."

"Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh..." Yaqianliu's mouth was so stuffed that there was no room to speak, only the crumbs of the cake were flying around.

... Not to mention, the range is quite far.

Saraki Kenpachi reached out to take the bag, stuffed it into Yachiru's arms, then turned around and walked a few steps, as if remembering something, he took out something from his arms and threw it to Shiro Wu.

...Huh? ! !

Bai Wu was like catching a hot potato, he managed to grasp the thing firmly, but upon closer inspection, it turned out to be a very ordinary-looking dagger.

...Is this a return gift? ! !

And Kenpachi and Yachiryu who are walking in the opposite direction to the [-]th squad...

"Hey little sword, what did you give little Wudong just now?" Yaqianliu asked after swallowing all the dessert in his mouth.

"Hmph, it's just a boring thing old man Yamamoto gave."

[Captain Yamamoto: "Saraki, you are most afraid of impetuosity during battle. Here, I will give you a fruit knife. You can peel an apple every day and eat it, which is good for calming your mind!" ==|||]