That bowl of udon

Although District 11 of Dongliuhun Street is outside the top ten aristocratic districts with the best security, compared to Beiliuhun Street, this place is simply paradise.

"Well, where should I go next?!"

District 11 is not like the first ten districts, throwing a brick can kill two nobles, so generally only ordinary-level gods of death can move around here.Of course, some death gods from other districts will also choose to live in District 11. The reason, of course, is that the land price is cheap!

But once in a while, you may see a high-level death like the vice captain on the road today.Some of them are for business, some are visiting old friends, and some are to meet their own special needs (==|||).

However, these reasons obviously cannot be applied to today's person.

The reason why this kid, the vice-captain of the 11th Division, Kusaka Yachiru, who is dragging a Zanpakuto with wheels, wearing a pink mushroom head, and looking around in the streets of District [-], appears here is very simple...

...she lost her way.

Of course, he himself would never admit the fact that he "got here from Xiliuhun Street".

"Well...then let's go over there!" Yaqianliu found a direction and ran over happily.

...==|||Although I don't know where she is going, but if it is the [-]th squad, you are definitely going the wrong way!

"Huh? What's going on here?!" Yaqianliu is a kid who likes to join in the fun. He was naturally attracted by a shop full of flower baskets at the door due to the opening of a new shop. He ran over slowly, looked at the signboard and said, "'I'll love a dating company until I die'? What does a dating company...do?"

A lot of people had already gathered around the entrance of the shop, and some shop assistants were handing out leaflets attentively, one of which was stuffed into the hands of Cao Lu Baqianliu.

{If you want to relive happiness after death, the matchmaking company "Love Even After Death" will definitely satisfy you.Standard computer automatic matching, put an end to marriage cheating, let you find your ideal other half! !Come on, come here to find your second spring, find your partner, and walk towards the palace of eternal happiness together! ! }

"Computer pairing?! Sounds very good~~!" Near Yaqianliu, the aunts began to discuss, "By the way, our Xiaoye has reached the age of looking for a wife, why don't you go in and register and try!"

daughter in law? !So it turned out that Caolu Baqian left a hammer and suddenly realized: "This is for selling wives!!"

... By the way, Xiao Jian has also reached the age of looking for a wife, um, it's decided! !

"I want to help Xiaojian marry a wife!!" After making this decision, Baqianliu's children's boots rushed straight into the wedding company and shouted, "Boss, give me a wife!!"

...==|||

Afterwards, in the VIP reception room of the wedding company "Love To Die", the top person in charge of the store explained to a certain vice-captain who was sitting on the sofa and stuffing candy into his mouth with cold sweat all over his head: "Well, Deputy Cao Lu Captain, we do not engage in such crimes as human trafficking here. We are a formal matchmaking company, and we opened with the approval of Jingling Court."

"Oh, oh, oh... I know, I just want to help Xiao Jian find a wife, don't you have one here?!"

"Uh... well, if there are women who meet your criteria in the registered file, we will provide a discount of 'all-inclusive meeting and dating fee'..." As expected of a well-trained salesman before his death, even if he is scared to death now Don't forget your own duty, "Why don't you come and register first, we will notify you as soon as we have news!"

register? !Caolu Yaqianliu took the form, stared at it for a long time, then raised his head and stared at the person in charge seriously: "...I can't write!!"

……

{My brief description: tall, strong, and undead; position: captain; family background: owns a house, has money, has subordinates...}

{I hope to find: the best woman in the whole soul world! ! ! }

"Yoxi, then Master Caolu, we will notify you as soon as there is any news! These candies are a little gift from us..."

"Hmm~~! I took all the candy away~~!" The little girl Caolu Yaqianliu picked up all the candies on the table, and ran towards the [-]th team building... in the opposite direction.

This evening...

"Bai Wu, go ask San Wu to come back for dinner!"

The owner of "Udon No. 11 Candy Shop" in the [-]th district of Dongliuhun Street, Udon No. [-] Middle School, said this to the girl with purple mid-length hair next to him while the shop was closed.

The owner of a candy store with a brand name similar to a certain ham sausage is actually a middle-aged uncle who is extremely easy to get high.And that kind of self-familiar personality has nothing to do with "Secondary Two".

It is said that the second uncle of Udon No. [-] Middle School was a worker in a cheese factory when he was alive. He accidentally dropped the milk tank and drowned when he was fishing for butter.

After coming to Soul Soul Realm, I originally wanted to go back to my old job, but the cows here are too weak, and the luxury-level milk production is already astronomical if the milk is not processed.The cows in the southeast, northwest, and four sides are now all under the control of the four nobles.

Cheese and toffee are not expected, so the second uncle recalled his grandma's craft when he was a child, and opened a small candy shop in District 11.

And the second uncle who has made money in these years still does not forget his charity work. Given the size of the ghost world, it is more difficult for people after death to find their relatives in life than to buy an apartment in the center of Shanghai with 1000 yuan.So the boss followed the trend and adopted two children not long ago.

In fact, in terms of age, these two are not children anymore. The younger boy who was crowned "Udon Er Sanwu" is already fifteen or sixteen years old on the surface.

The other older one looks like he should be in his 20s, and that person's name is...

"Okay, father." Udon Erbaiwu replied.

... Udon Erbaiwu.

...That's right, at the same time, this is the title of our heroine. (==|||)

But "Udon II" is her surname, and "Bai Wu" is her first name, don't make a mistake! !

Slightly tilted, on the commercial street in District 11...

In the soul world, time has become everyone's most abundant possession.In the sky here, the clouds always move so slowly, even the chirping of birds and cicadas is so lazy.

It is incomparable to the days when I was alive, waking up early in the laboratory, working from dawn to dusk, and dark in the dark. A certain "two hundred and five" girl walked, and couldn't help recalling the time before she was alive.She came to this afterlife because of an experimental accident, and this world is far beyond her cognition.

"'Dead Love Matchmaking Company' is newly opened, and there are discounts for entering the store, everyone, come and see!"

From afar, I heard my brother's yelling, and when Udon Erbaiwu girl approached, she found that guy was distributing leaflets.I heard him say that he was hired by a new company and that he would do sales work in the future, but he didn't expect it to be a matchmaking company.

"Three Wu, father asked us to go home for dinner."

"Ah, sister!"

Seeing Bai Wu approaching, San Wu flew over happily.Although the name has the meaning of "no mouth, no heart, no expression", in fact, Udon Ersanwu is a boy with rich expressions comparable to the QQ expression library. It is right for such a guy to engage in sales.

"Great sister, you must save me!"

"Huh? What's the matter?!" Although there is no blood relationship between the two of them, but they are unaccompanied in this strange world, and they are also called "sister" by the other party. Bai Wu still cares about his "brother" out of instinct. ".

"It's like this. The company wants us to attract ten customers each on the day we open the store. You know that I went to help Axi's next door in the morning and came here in the afternoon. I'm still one short away from the goal. Sister, come and help me make up this number." Bar!"

"Coming up means... asking for marriage?!" the white girl said in amazement.

"Sister, don't worry. Our company uses computers to match customers' needs, so if you fill in higher requirements, you won't be selected." Brother Sanwu shook Bai Wu's arm, saying "you If you don’t agree today, I won’t go home for dinner, and of course you don’t want to go home for dinner.” The expression.

"...Well then, are you sure nothing will happen? I don't want to marry so casually." Although he couldn't hold back his younger brother, Bai Wu was still a little reluctant.

Before she was alive, she sacrificed all her time for her own experiments. She had never talked about a relationship, and she had no other topics with men except scientific research experiments.

...and suddenly let her marry...

"No problem, look, I've filled out the forms for you." As he spoke, Udon Ersanwu took out a form and handed it to Bai Wu.

{Brief introduction: My sister is gentle, kind, considerate and generous, she is the most perfect woman in the soul world! !none of them! ! !Family background: The rich second generation of the family business...}

...==|||

"San Wu, when did I become a 'rich second generation'?!"

"Well, Dad's candy store is an industry anyway, and we are the only one in District 11, so it can be called a 'monopoly industry'."

... What kind of nonsense are you talking about? !Bai Wu rolled his eyes in his stomach, then looked down again.

{Hope to find: The three views are normal and there are no defects, people with high-ranking housing, no discussion below five seats! ! }

"How? That's a high requirement!"

"...More than five seats?" Bai Wu asked uncertainly.

"Please, sister, who among those chief executives would run to a place like ours for a blind date when they are full?! Don't worry, such conditions will never be selected by the computer."

"……All right……"

Thus, Udon Erbaiwu's encounter like two hundred and five kicked off the prelude.