Goldfinger turned me over to the state

"First, introduce yourself."

The voice-over sounded, and on the screen was an ordinary young man. He was a little nervous, as evidenced by his frowning brows from time to time and his fingertips subconsciously rubbing the corners of his clothes.

Caught off guard and becoming the focus of the live broadcast, Lu Ren peeked behind the crowd and watched the thank you on the tablet while racking his brains on how to answer this question.

This is a live broadcast under the watchful eyes of countless viewers!Maybe he will become famous overnight because of this, and reach the pinnacle of his life...

Although these out-of-the-ordinary thoughts were circling in his mind, in fact, Lu Ren's performance was quite cramped, just like every ordinary person who suddenly appeared on the big screen, at a loss.

Not everyone can perform well in the sudden "adventure" and cope with it freely.After all, most people are just ordinary people.

"Uh, I..." Lu Ren straightened his tongue, and said an answer that he didn't know what he was talking about: "I'm just an ordinary person, nothing special."

Sensing Lu Ren's nervousness, Hao Yun took over the conversation thoughtfully—they don't have much time left for the live broadcast, and they don't have time to waste it on unnecessary places.

"Then what kind of store do you plan to open?" Hao Yun said, then turned the camera to Xu Ying, interviewing him: "Would you like to introduce yourself?"

After the camera moved away, Lu Ren heaved a sigh of relief and recovered from his stiff body: "The full name of my business license is Earth Civilization Sugar People Traditional Food Business Self-employed, so I plan to sell sugar paintings."

Realizing that the camera fell on him, Xu Ying immediately came over, enlarged his blood-stained face on the screen, and said happily: "Hi! Human! How are you! I'm your old friend! You can also call me Undead!"

[Old friend? ? ? 】

[Does anyone here know him? 】

【Sugar Videos!No wonder I was able to get a business license!This is a traditional snack, right? 】

Thunderbird fluttered its wings and squeezed into the phantom camera, even if it didn't have its own role, it was persistently stealing the scene: "Human! I'm Leitoto! A famous free media person! You see my perfect Appearance? It's a combination of strength and beauty! Cheer for me!"

[...Help, good oil. 】

[It is recommended that Ouhuang remind Letoto that human beings do not appreciate this kind of greasy Puxinnan's painting style. 】

Seeing the barrage of rants, Hao Yun took a deep breath and brought back the rhythm of the live broadcast.

She said to Lu Ren: "Do you mind if we take a tour?"

Lu Ren shook his head: "I don't mind, in fact, I just arrived too."

Xu Ying muttered: "It's nothing to look at, it's nothing more than the decoration of the artificial celestial body. After the adjustment of the main god, it has become a shape that human beings are accustomed to."

Thunderbird flew up a bit, overlooking the small courtyard on the second floor, and agreed with Xuying's words: "The most basic artificial celestial body style is cheap and simple in function. This treatment is too bad. I suggest you complain to the government, at least Let’s have a generic version of the artificial celestial body, it will still have entertainment functions.”

Hao Yun walked towards the store in the first half of the first floor, and asked casually, "So, these are man-made celestial bodies?"

As soon as Xu Ying wanted to speak, Thunderbird snatched the words: "The defensive field outside is built by the man-made celestial body. It has been set up to look familiar to you, and details such as gravity and oxygen content have been updated. Specific settings—don’t you guys know the basics?”

Hao Yun walked into the store and found that the space was not as small as imagined. The combination of familiar tables, chairs, benches and cash register was a common layout for small restaurants.

Lu Ren followed her, and he was worrying about Thunderbird's last question—obviously, any normal person would be able to detect that aliens seem to have some misunderstandings about the earth after contacting these aliens.

If these misconceptions are corrected, will these seemingly easy-to-contact aliens reveal their ferocious true colors?

With this worry in mind, Lu Ren carefully changed the topic: "By the way, before you came, I was talking to..." He glanced at Xu Ying: "Mr. Necromancer is discussing how to decorate the store."

He clicked on his smart bracelet: "Xiaozhi reminded me that I have obtained the permission to modify the layout of the store, and I can modify the layout here within a limited range. If I have no design inspiration, he will return it to you." I provide templates to change these arrangements with one click."

"This sounds like a small business simulation game." Hao Yun muttered subconsciously: "Is this the future technology?"

The Thunderbird circled around them suspiciously, and the arcs on the feathers shone with the color of power: "This is the basic function of the artificial celestial body, don't you know? Didn't the mysterious civilization use artificial celestial bodies on a large scale?"

Lord God-A16789: "Obviously, my users are quite unfamiliar with it. By the way, your question makes them very nervous. When their physical condition breaks through a certain limit, I will automatically connect to the master brain and send out Warning, obtain remote call permission, and physically strike malicious individuals."

"What's there to be nervous about!" Thunderbird muttered dissatisfied: "I just asked casually, Lei Huan testified for me, I have no malice!"

Xuying mocked him unscrupulously: "Leitoto, you should go to the Holographic Paradise to supplement your common sense about human beings. It has been summed up in the forum. But if you take a look, you will know how stupid this question is! They didn't leave at all. Technology side! According to the information disclosed by the 'players', the technology of their civilization is quite limited."

Thunderbird made a shocked voice: "I've heard of this conclusion, but I thought that this 'quite limited' refers to not being good at technology, rather than not being good at man-made celestial bodies, isn't that the original creature? "

[I think the amount of information in this conversation is a bit large...]

【Depend on!When we talk about special races, those alien players are also talking about us? 】

[So, not only our forum has a summary of alien-related information, but the alien forum also has a summary of our relevant information? 】

[I'm not surprised at all. After all, those alien players are not real NPCs. We have been in contact with them so frequently, how could they not know anything? 】

【Wait?That being said, I remember that I taught many special races how to play mahjong...]

[...and radio gymnastics. 】

[Thinking about it this way, these aliens have learned a lot from us. 】

[They said too much, don't they just don't know about man-made celestial bodies, why do they say that we are primitive creatures? 】

The bullet screens who were not at the scene were talking a lot, but Hao Yun and the others who were at the scene were extremely quiet. They always felt that these two aliens could correct their misunderstanding of the earth in the next second, and then show their cruel true colors.

After Thunderbird finished muttering, he realized that the scene was unusually quiet, and he became nervous: "Wait! They won't be nervous again because of what I said?"

Thunderbird looked around vigilantly, as if something would roar from afar in the next second and take his life away.

"Human beings are too fragile! Lord God! Don't send any warning signals blindly. I am innocent. I didn't do anything. I was just shocked..."

Seeing that Hao Yun and the others were silent, Thunderbird covered its beak with its wings in a broken state: "Is it okay if I don't talk?"

After seeing enough excitement, Xuying said to Lu Ren under the witness of "Friendship", "Don't talk to him, we media are like this, talk too much. Come on, let's continue to discuss how to decorate this store, shall we? I'm bragging, I have a lot of experience in this area, and I have the most right to say what kind of environment those intelligent creatures like!"

He moved to Lu Ren's side, urged the smart bracelet to open the setting page for the local layout of artificial celestial bodies, and began to think: "Let's set aside several areas to entertain guests of different races. Some races like exotic customs, and you can create A characteristic area of ​​mysterious civilization; some races like bloody scenes, you can set up a bloody hell dining area; some races like to live in water, you can set up an aquarium..."

A bunch of scenes appeared on the screen in front of Lu Ren, dazzling.

Lu Ren was overjoyed first: "There are so many ready-made patterns that you can use?"

Then I took a closer look and found an inconspicuous number marked under these scenes, and I was shocked for a moment: "Ten million, one hundred thousand..."

When he found that the zeros behind these numbers exceeded six digits, Lu Ren gave up the idea of ​​continuing to count zeros.

In the face of poverty, even the deterrence brought by the appearance of aliens different from ordinary people has disappeared.

Lu Ren sincerely said to Xuying: "Speaking of which, it seems that we haven't talked about the investment ratio—how much do you plan to invest?"

"It's so vulgar to talk about money." Xu Ying said righteously: "Can't you see it? The precious knowledge in my mind is the greatest wealth."

Lu Ren: "But the problem is, we have no money now."

Xu Ying and Lu Ren looked at each other for a moment, the upright expression disappeared, and he said forcefully: "Whether you want money or not, you need life."

The Thunderbird, covering its beak with its wings, was poking around in the sky.

Phantom's sight slowly moved up and landed on Thunderbird, and suddenly his tone raised slightly: "Let me introduce to you, Lei Toto, a famous self-media person, the perfect combination of strength and beauty... The point is, He's rich."

Lu Ren looked at the Thunderbird with a different vision. The sparkling arcs on the Thunderbird's feathers seemed to have a fragrant smell of money, so beautiful and moving.

Before Lu Ren went astray, his smart bracelet gave a timely reminder: "The government has a support policy for the snack street, and you can get official subsidies for the decoration expenses of the store..."

Xuying cheered: "That's great. But in order to ensure that our business plan is perfect, I think we can bring in another investor..."

Hao Yun, who watched the excitement for a long time, couldn't help touching his chin: "Master God-A16789, how much property do I have under my name?"

Lord God-A16789: "Do you need to convert the fixed assets under your name? If you don't include companies, trust funds and villas under your name, your current cash flow that can be mobilized is about 1000 million..."

The scene was very quiet, but the barrage was very noisy.

[...Sorry, I went to the wrong set. 】

【Ouhuang, are you so rich? !I suddenly started hating the rich. 】

[Ouhuang, do you still need a boyfriend? 】

[Gender should not be so stuck!Young lady!I can too! 】

[It's no secret that Ou Huang is a local tyrant, the problem is that everyone doesn't know that you are so rich!I thought he was an ordinary rich second generation, but unexpectedly, the cash flow alone has 1000 million?What level of local tyrant is this? 】

[Rare and strange, it’s only over 1000 million. When I dream at night, it’s always in the unit of [-] million. Did I say anything? 】

【hateful!The most hateful thing in this world is that there are people who are richer than you and work harder than you! 】

[From Ouhuang and this big bird, I found two things in common. They are all from the media, and they are all rich.Let alone, I will resign and go to sea. 】

Lu Ren's gaze was fixed on Ouhuang, and was shone by the golden light radiating from her body. He walked briskly and held Ouhuang's hand: "Father... ah bah, I mean, boss, you want to invest a stable sum of money?" Is it a profitable business?"

Hao Yun snapped his fingers: "Write him a check! Fill it in whatever you want."

The voice of thanks behind her was unbearable: "Where did this place get the check?"

Lord God-A16789 appeared in time: "Please give me the specific transfer amount so that I can operate it conveniently. Do you need to draw up an investment contract for you? By the way, the countdown to the live broadcast is still 5 minutes away."

Hao Yun gave up his drama addiction and became serious: "I'll talk about the investment later. I'll broadcast the other areas here for the audience."

She raced against time, crossed the first half of the first floor, walked into the back kitchen, and stopped.

The layout of the back kitchen is quite simple. The automatic cooking machine is burning, and there are traces of being activated on it. A dragon-shaped sugar painting is half incomplete, lying on the top cooking table, always maintaining the most comfortable position. temperature.

The automatic cooking machine looks like a circular oven right now, with a production table at the top, a burning table in the middle, and a layer of filter at the bottom.

Thunderbird fluttered its wings and followed in. When it saw the scene in front of it, it let out a "huh" sound: "Such a simple model? I remember that this model of cooker has a total of fifteen cooking forms? And it can automatically make recipes There are only more than 40, and most of the raw materials cannot be processed..."

He lowered his height a little, and looked at the sugar painting on top for a few seconds. He opened his beak and ate the sugar painting.

After the "creaking" chewing sound stopped, Thunderbird made a disapproving voice: "It's just the most common sweetener? Nothing is added? Will intelligent creatures like this thing?"

Lu Ren and Hao Yun were stunned for a moment, and Xu Ying, who was following behind, retorted angrily: "What do you know? My old friend just explained to me the story behind this mysterious and civilized traditional dessert! "

"Do you think this is an ordinary sweetener? No! It's not! This is history! This is the crystallization of human culture! This is a work of art!"

Xu Ying jumped there, as if he was the one being denied: "You didn't even realize how unique, mighty, beautiful, and powerful the shape of that dessert just now was..."

Hao Yun felt that the other party seemed to be talking nonsense.

But Thunderbird didn't know, he was taken aback, and asked humbly: "What? Tell me carefully."

"Sugar paintings have many different images, each of which has a special meaning, symbolizing power and beauty. For example, the one you ate just now is a powerful creature called a 'dragon'. In the history of mysterious civilizations Among them, it can go up to the sky and into the earth, omnipotent..." Xu Ying said with a serious face: "Don't you think it is very similar to the powerful monsters you have seen before? This image comes from this powerful race."

"So that's how it is!" Every feather of Thunderbird shone with the color of "sudden realization": "This is a work of art! It is the crystallization of history! It is the accumulation of culture! It is a symbol of beauty!"

Thunderbird turned his head and stared at Lu Ren with his small black eyes: "How do you plan to sell this sugar painting?"

Under the gaze of the other party, Lu Ren hesitated for two seconds, and said uncertainly, "31?"

Considering that this is in outer space, he cruelly increased the selling price - this thing would cost at least ten yuan each on Earth.

Thunderbird: "Thirty star coins? It's a bit expensive... It's enough for me to buy a 'Smart Beautification Shooting Ring Basic Edition'."

Xu Ying said resolutely at the side: "How expensive is it? It's not expensive at all! Do you know what a work of art is? Do you know what a cultural heritage is? It is a symbol of the beauty of a mysterious civilization, and you need to pay more! I think three Ten star coins are too cheap! At least fifty! Do you think tourists who are willing to come to the mysterious and civilized food street will care about this little money? Are they eating desserts? No! It’s art! Art is priceless of!"

Hao Yun and Lu Ren gasped. Is this the outer space version of profiteers?It's so terrifying!

Hao Yun said to Lu Ren cautiously: "I don't think it's necessary to ask him to invest money. It's more valuable for us to let him develop his talents."

With his mouth, it would be unacceptable for this store to be unprofitable.

【that's right!Art is priceless!So I want to invest in your art, can you open up the crowdfunding channel? 】

【Bah, do you think art is priceless?You obviously want to make a lot of money together! 】

【Take me!take me!Let's contribute to art together!I just have one request!The store manager must let this alien be in charge! 】

[After watching this follow-up trend, I suddenly understood why Ouhuang is so rich. With good luck, it is difficult not to make money. 】

In a way, that is indeed true.

Lucky people are so fearless, investment failure?Just kidding, it doesn't exist.

However, seeing that the barrage was getting more and more outrageous, Hao Yun controlled the live broadcast process, changed the subject and said, "After watching the kitchen, let's go to the backyard of this house."

Thunderbird and Xuying were still lamenting the "art" from the mysterious civilization. After a while, the sugar painting was covered with countless layers of golden filters, and every adjective went straight to "increasing prices". In a few words, the price of the sugar painting rose from the initial thirty star coins to one hundred star coins.

Thunderbird said one bite at a time: "A work of art must not be cheap! We must be worthy of its artistic value!"

Xu Ying also said one by one: "We have to distinguish between customer groups, and we must not sell to ordinary people who cannot appreciate art. If we want to sell, we must sell to the most stupid takers... I mean, the most artistic customers!"

Thunderbird concluded: "If you sell it cheaply, you will look down on the artworks of mysterious civilizations!"

Xu Ying concluded: "If you sell it cheaply, you will look down on the artistry of your customers!"

The two alien creatures said in unison: "The price will increase! The price must be increased!"

Lu Ren was dumbfounded, before he could react, Xu Ying had already kindly waited aside: "Come on, let's quickly discuss the specific store management strategy, about the production of this sugar painting and the decoration of the store..."

Thunderbird yelled loudly: "Don't worry about not having enough money, I have money! You must be willing to spend money, and don't want your children to be caught by wolves! If you don't decorate the shop like a work of art, how can people believe that what you make is a work of art ?”

Speaking of this, Thunderbird's voice changed, and he said firmly: "Of course! We all know! You are definitely a work of art! You don't need those foreign objects to show it, but there is no way, idiot...I mean, artists are more stubborn , so the money that should be spent must be spent, otherwise how can I make a lot of money?"

Lu Ren was caught by these two aliens, and he could not care about Hao Yun who slipped into the backyard, so he could only discuss with them the future business strategy of the snack bar while his head was full of question marks.

Although the more he listened, the more he felt that he was not opening a snack bar, but a completely black shop...

There is almost no effective distance between the yard at the back and the kitchen. In other words, the sound insulation effect is quite average, so Hao Yun was fortunate to hear the future business strategy of this black shop clearly.

She stood in the yard with a thoughtful expression, whispered a few words to the smart bracelet, and quickly completed the transfer.

[Don't think that we didn't hear you when you spoke in a low voice!You are stealing big money! 】

[Fools don't invest!So when will the crowdfunding link be posted online? 】

[I think your structure can be enlarged a bit. There are more than one billion people in country C. If one person invests one yuan, that is more than one billion. Why don't you have money...]

[Ouhuang, let's go back and continue listening to this black shop's plan to kill customers.That's a lot more fun than a bare yard. 】

The barrage was right, probably because Lu Ren had just arrived at the store and hadn't had time to make any changes to the initial environment settings, so the small yard that came with the store was quite deserted, except for decorative green plants, there was only a large open space and The well in the middle is quite characteristic of country C.

Hao Yun walked around the yard and found that the ground under his feet was very fertile and suitable for growing vegetables.

Lord God-A16789 appeared again: "Actually, this is a planting area, but no plants are currently planted, so the basic functions have not been activated. Normally, after plants are planted in this area, the equipment here will automatically adjust Plants of various species are managed and cultivated to ensure the best growing environment for these plants.”

"It can speed up the maturity of plants or delay the growth of plants according to different needs. However, because the version of this planting area is relatively backward, it can only be used to cultivate basic plants with relatively low requirements at present, and it has a certain impact on the growth environment. More demanding rare plants cannot be optimally cared for and are not recommended for planting here."

After listening to the explanation of the smart bracelet, Hao Yun looked at the empty yard again, and his eyes became completely different.

Although it seems ordinary here, in fact, every place is shining with the light of technology.

[This is too awesome! 】

[! ! !When will these high technologies be popularized on the earth? 】

[A glimpse of the leopard in the tube, the technology of aliens may be much more powerful than we think.To be honest, I have a very strong uneasiness!Is it really good to just let ordinary people have close contact with aliens?What if they find out that the earth is weak?It's not that I'm pessimistic, but I really think that in the face of such a huge gap in technology, human beings have no chance of winning at all. 】

[If this is the case, why do aliens have the illusion that the earth is awesome?Didn't they already tell the true level of the earth from the players of the holographic game? 】

【Oh, so what are they afraid of? 】