Goldfinger turned me over to the state

[There is still an option to cooperate with aliens to open a small restaurant?hateful!What is this hidden SSR?Why is there such an alluring golden light shining? 】

[Why didn't I go to the examination room next door to try!I clearly saw the content of the exam in the exam room next door!But because I felt that it was unreliable, so I left noble and glamorous without looking back...]

【If you give me another chance, I will definitely choose to take the exam in the exam room next door without hesitation!Anyway, you can't pass the civil servant exam, so why not try self-employment!This career meets all my requirements—the workplace is in outer space, and I can have close contact with aliens, and I can even cooperate with aliens to open a store! ! !I cried with envy. 】

[When will the earth open up for outer space tourism?If it is really embarrassing, let us go to the snack street in outer space for consumption! 】

[I only care about one thing, when will the next self-employment exam start? 】

The bullet screen frantically swipes the screen, and Hao Yun, who declined several alien friends, is repeating her statement just now: "I'm not here to open a shop, I'm just here..."

She shook the live-streaming equipment on her body, and said everything without saying anything—in fact, it was because she didn't know how to describe the act of 'live-streaming' to alien friends.

Thunderbird, who changed a new pose, interjected at the top: "Come on, old guy, don't act like you don't even know a telematics system. Can't you see that this is a live broadcast Electronic equipment? Obviously, this is a self-media practitioner, and she is responsible for reporting everything that happens here to the group. So don't harass her, she has no time to do business with you—hey, How is my posture?"

While talking, Thunderbird turned the topic back to himself. He skillfully, or overly skillfully, took a pose that fully demonstrated his tall figure and strong physique.

To be honest, if Hao Yun couldn't understand what he was saying, she might really be fascinated by the powerful and beautiful figure - it was a big bird with lightning all over its body!

Look at his beak, how deliciously curved it is, look at his feathers, there are countless arcs flashing on it, just like some kind of magical creature, and look at his sharp claws, full of With the edge of a predator...

But the problem is that Hao Yun can not only see the other party's external beauty, but also feel the other party's "inner beauty" up close.

It can be seen that the language barrier is the best filter. Once the communication of intelligent creatures can be unimpeded, it will expose the huge gap between the cruel reality and imagination.

"I think it's good, it must be very photogenic." Thunderbird said and fell a short distance.

Lightning arcs flickered in front of Hao Yun's eyes, and she subconsciously held her breath, watching the Thunderbird pull out a mechanical creation in the shape of an eyeball from its feathers.

The eyeballs floated in the air, unaffected by the lightning arcs on Thunderbird's body, a layer of green light permeated his body, fixed on Thunderbird and Hao Yun's body, and then made a light "beep" sound, and projected a A photo—it was a photo of Hao Yun and Thunderbird.

"This angle is good. Remove those unimportant backgrounds, so they won't let them catch my attention." Thunderbird said to his eyes in a serious manner: "Before uploading to the star network, remember to follow the previous process to ensure that my image is absolutely perfect ..."

Speaking of this, Thunderbird thought of something, turned to look at Hao Yun, his small black eyes were filled with the experience of people who have experienced it: "Would you like to help me out? I don't know what perfection looks like in the eyes of humans, maybe you can follow it yourself The 'Smart Beautification and Shooting Ring Premium Edition' puts forward exact requirements."

Hao Yun was stunned, and so was the live broadcast room.

【...Is this the world of aliens?So scary! 】

【Damn it, why is he so proficient! 】

【Ouhuang, I feel like this big bird is walking with you...】

[? !After cooperating with aliens to open a snack bar, is there a hidden plot of interacting with alien internet celebrities?hateful!I really want to catch the popularity of alien internet celebrities! 】

[What kind of novel plot is this? No, the most outrageous novels don't write like this, do they? 】

[If this is a novel, then what am I who can only watch the live broadcast?background?Passerby NPC in the novel? 】

【hateful!Then I apply for a trick!At least let me get in close contact with aliens! 】

【Is outer space so interesting?There are still Internet celebrities...]

Hao Yun took some time to calm down his shocked heart, and then rejected the p-picture's request - it was inappropriate for so many viewers to watch.

Hao Yun's refusal to beautify his own image caused a great shock to Thunderbird: "Humans can bear to appear in front of the public with an imperfect image?"

However, there are many kinds of intelligent creatures in the universe, and this little special is not uncommon. Thunderbird didn't take it to heart, and continued to ask Yanzhu: "The accompanying text of this photo is written: My new friend and I .Remember to bring the topic—mysterious civilization#秘密文章is about to open snack street#My good friend from mysterious civilization#Live the process of contacting with mysterious civilization#虫族#智能生活#… Are there any other topics that can catch the heat? gone?"

Thunderbird thought hard for a long time, and finally waved his hand: "Send it to the star network of Feiercha Starfield, then post a post in the holographic game, and..."

Thunderbird suddenly turned its gaze to Hao Yun, and the small black eyes lit up: "When will the mysterious civilization open the star network? With the cloud of intelligent life as data support, your star network coverage should be as large as a holographic game." Bar?"

Confused Hao Yun: What is Xingwang?

Thunderbird complained endlessly: "The LAN is too troublesome, it is not conducive to managing my account, and I have had enough of the days when I have to start all over again every time I arrive at a new star field! And I can't update my account on all LANs simultaneously. The latest developments. Let me say, directly handing over the star network to intelligent life and unifying it will be the end of the matter? Building a local area network is simply an anti-intelligent measure! It is an extremely selfish behavior! It is for the benefit of individuals and ignores the entire universe. Behavior for the benefit of intelligent life!"

Thunderbird became more and more excited as he talked, and said to Hao Yun: "I think you should join us! Let's call for the unification of the star network in the whole universe!"

Having said that, Thunderbird took out a miniature patch from his bulging chest, and handed it to Hao Yun: "This is an access device of a special race, you can use it to connect to Fercha's star network, and you can I have sent a new message, I have prepared the copy of the first message for you, I must denounce the selfish behavior of those star domains, and as a member of the mysterious civilization, I call on everyone to pay attention to the hot topic of Star Network popularization!"

Hao Yun glanced at the patch in his hand, and was full of puzzlement about the direction of the plot—how did things get to this point?Can this connect to the alien network?Want to scold the aliens?Call for popularization of Star Network?

Hao Yun reasonably suspects that her good luck is on the line again, otherwise the speed of this plot unfolding would be too smooth.

[? ? ?Is this something I can watch? 】

[This live broadcast is really worth it!Anchor, why are you still staring blankly, hurry up and broadcast us a live broadcast of what is on Alien's website? 】

[To be honest, considering the performance of this alien just now, I no longer have any expectations on the alien's network. 】

[Actually, if you think about the special races in the holographic game, they are also aliens, but their style of painting... can be called comedians. 】

[Is it only me who pays attention to the fact that this big bird just mentioned the word 'connector of a special race'?What does this particular race refer to? 】

[What's so strange about this, look at all these strange aliens at the scene, what do you think the special race can be? 】

[Looking at the diversity of alien races, I suspect that human beings in outer space may belong to endangered and protected animals, and it is normal to be called a special race. 】

This guess is half right. The special race access device does not specifically refer to human beings, but a rather wide range-generally refers to all creatures that cannot be connected to the star network through mental power/consciousness body/data flow.

Hao Yun was eager to move about the Star Network mentioned by Thunderbird, but she did not forget her own job. She aimed the live broadcast equipment at the buildings in front of her, and drew the attention of the live broadcast room to the "snack street".

It is a long row of buildings next to each other. The architectural style is exactly the same as that of the earth. It is a small building with upper and lower floors, and a yard behind it. The first half of the first floor is used for business, and the second half is the daily living place of the owner of the house. The second floor is a more secluded personal space with bedrooms.

It's almost like being back on Earth if you don't pay attention to the aliens with different looks.

The attention of the barrage changed with the changes in the live broadcast, and the topic quickly shifted to these buildings.

[It's so simple and rustic, it feels like returning to a small county town. 】

[There is actually a courtyard, Ouhuang!Go and see if there is any land in the yard to grow vegetables! 】

[The ending point of everyone's navigation is actually different. The anchor stopped before the snack street, but the others directly navigated to a specific house—even the location of the store was assigned to them?This efficiency is too high. I thought that there might be a wave of friendly negotiations based on the principle of voluntariness. 】

[The problem is, it’s not just the earthlings who entered the house, why did the aliens also follow in? 】

That's right, the picture of humans and aliens living in harmony did not end when they reached the end point. On the contrary, those aliens who had already found a "cooperative partner" followed humans into these buildings shoulder to shoulder, without taking themselves at all. Be an outsider.

Hao Yun poked his head curiously, not only wanting to know the interior decoration style of these houses, but also wondering what those aliens were doing there. Finally, his eyes wandered and he met the Thunderbird above his head.

Eyes intertwined, the two sides reached a silent consensus.

Thunderbird flapped its wings and directed his camera: "Find a better location, and I'll take a photo with the snack street."

There are quite a lot of things about Thunderbird, and it took a long time to take a group photo in front of the snack street. They changed countless positions and poses before finally finding a group photo that satisfies Thunderbird.

In Thunderbird's words, it is "the photo that best reflects his charm".

This is just the beginning, and for the next part of the journey, they began to repeat this process over and over - looking for a location, posing, taking a group photo...

[What is a profession!This is called professional! 】

[Is the competition for Internet celebrities on alien planets so fierce? 】

[What is this, the competition of Internet celebrities on the earth is not small, just P pictures can post for half an hour, mainly because high technology changes life-this big bird's camera machine can automatically give him P pictures, so he only needs to Just pay attention to the posture, position and light and shadow effects, otherwise he would have to waste half an hour on the photoshop. 】

In any case, they slowly approached the first "shop" at the front of the snack street while posing for pictures.

Based on the level of ink stains that Thunderbird showed just now, Hao Yun made a decisive decision, absolutely not giving Thunderbird any chance to waste any more time, and said: "Let's go to this house to see the situation."

"Wait a minute!" Thunderbird said seriously, "Let me get a hair care package first!"

He took out a silver-white box from his bulging chest. As soon as the box appeared in the air, it unfolded automatically, revealing the dense grid inside the box.

Mechanical aids protruded from both sides of the box, one became the shape of a comb, and the other became a clip. The comb gently brushed the feathers on the Thunderbird with the most appropriate force, and the clips were taken out of the grids one by one. or gently spray it on the Thunderbird, or gently rub the unknown ointment on the Thunderbird's feather roots, or add some lightning arcs...

Hao Yun was stunned, and so was the live broadcast room.

Thunderbird enjoyed the hair care package, and did not forget to care for the new friend he just made, and asked enthusiastically: "Would you like to try it too... Oh, you are hairless."

His regretful and sympathetic eyes fell on Hao Yun's head, and he muttered to himself: "Why does the head grow some hair? This is too ugly..."

Aesthetic difference!This is the aesthetic difference!Definitely not a personal attack!

Hao Yun repeated it several times in his heart before calming down the urge to argue with his alien friends.

However, Thunderbird is an experienced alien after all. After realizing that Hao Yun didn’t need a hair care package, he asked intimately: “Then do you want to dress up? I’m about to enter the shop later, and I’ll open it Video, record the historic moment."

He is very sincere: "This video is posted on the Internet, and the popularity will explode-you don't know how many intelligent creatures we just took together! They are full of curiosity about everything about mysterious civilizations! Before, they could only pass Holographic Paradise came to understand a few words of the mysterious civilization, but now it is different, the mysterious civilization has given a window through which they can understand this extremely powerful and terrifying existence.”

Hao Yun was stunned when he heard this, and wondered if the "powerful and terrifying mysterious civilization" that the other party said was the earth she had lived in for many years...

The bullet screens share the same curiosity.

[Quickly ask him!What did the mysterious civilization do!Why did it become an extremely powerful terrifying existence! 】

[I have a hunch that we may be about to reveal the little secrets of country C!They have been busy in outer space for so long, they must not only be exploring outer space, they must have had in-depth contact with aliens, otherwise why is our contact with aliens so peaceful? 】

[Yes!These aliens don't look like "I'm friendly". They all seem to be able to beat humans. There must be a reason why they are so friendly! 】

[Incomparably powerful and terrifying existence?Is this talking about the earth?Wow, so our characters in outer space are so awesome? 】

Hao Yun took the advice from the barrage and asked Thunderbird, "So, what did we do?"

Thunderbird flapped its wings, condensed its own reflection, and looked at it carefully for a long time before saying with uncertainty: "Do you think the color of this part of me is a little dull? I think it can be painted with another layer of gloss, so it can be seen like this." It could be more perfect..."

"Oh, by the way, what did you just say?"

The ptarmigan pecked at its feathers with its beak, and dyed them a silvery-white color—if the lightning arcs around other feathers seemed to shock people, then these silvery-white feathers could easily be electrocuted one person.

Because the way thunderbirds use to color their feathers is to condense more lightning on certain feathers, making it gradually darker in color.

Hao Yun looked at those silver-white feathers full of menace, and suddenly understood how to write the words "He who understands current affairs is a hero".

If Thunderbird felt that they were not actually a powerful and terrifying existence, she would probably die suddenly on the spot with this wing down.

"It's nothing." Hao Yun looked away, stared at the nearby shop and said, "I just want to ask, can we go in?"

"What do you think of this color?" Thunderbird stared at his own reflection, not paying attention to what Hao Yun just said: "Does it look perfect?"

Hao Yun stared at the giant bird with shining feathers and entangled with lightning arcs, and said very sincerely: "You are so perfect now that you are invulnerable."

Thunderbird was finally satisfied, he swaggered open the door of the shop, arrogantly... bumped into the invisible protective layer on the door.

There was a crackling sound at the scene, and the arc on Thunderbird's body spread rapidly along the protective layer, giving this ordinary building an electric therapy.

【warn!You are launching an attack on the personal domain of the civilized citizens of the earth, and the judgment is: maliciously breaking into a private house.Defense activated, target locked, 3, 2...]

Before Hao Yun could react, a shadow floated in front of him, and Thunderbird quickly hid behind her.

Thunderbird's voice was high: "This is a misunderstanding! I didn't mean to! Cancel the attack!"

[The self-defense mode has been suspended, one warning will be given, and after three warnings, we will take reasonable measures to ensure the personal safety and property safety of citizens. 】

This line of text quietly floated in the air, presenting a silent threat.

The people inside the house came towards the door because of the crackling noise outside the door.

Lu Ren glanced at the strange combination of Hao Yun and Thunderbird, then at the projection floating in the air, and asked hesitantly, "What are you...doing?"

A phantom of a human figure floated out behind him, and the other person's face was full of excitement: "I think your business will definitely make money..."

Before the words were finished, Xu Ying immediately saw the scene at the door, and immediately showed a vigilant expression: "Lei Toto, why don't you come here to attack the houses instead of taking pictures of your scenery?"

【The big bird was too cowardly, and ran behind Ouhuang in no time...】

[I have to say that I was greatly relieved when I realized that the personal safety and property safety of self-employed people in alien planets are guaranteed.It’s not that I am cowardly, the main reason is that these aliens seem to be able to hang us all, and it is really hard not to make people worry about the safety of human beings in outer space. 】

[Have you seen it?Those lightning lights on Thunderbird's feathers are not decorations. When he collided with that invisible protective layer, the electric light diffused directly from the invisible protective layer to the entire building—if this building was replaced by a human, I guess it would directly into the morgue. 】

[Suddenly understand why there are so many strange forces appearing on the earth recently, such as cultivating immortals, superpowers, magic, etc., all of which are to improve our ability to survive in outer space! 】

[Judging from the cowardly reaction of this big bird, I think...the human setting of the earth in outer space may not be blown out, but has real materials. 】

【What the hell is Letoto?Say no to repetition!Disgusting. 】

[Perhaps the name is a pot of translation?It is reasonable to suspect that this is caused by cultural differences in the translation process. 】

Thunderbird poked its head out from behind Hao Yun, realized that the danger had disappeared, and flew into the air with its head held high, overlooking the phantom behind the door: "Undead, are you blind? If I attack a house, what will happen?" Possibly so small."

Xuying was convinced by the powerful facts, turned his head and said to his good friend he just made: "He is right, this should be a misunderstanding, let's leave it alone," he said enthusiastically to Lu Ren: "Come on, come on, Let's move on to discussing the artwork made of sugar you just mentioned..."

Seeing this, Thunderbird hurriedly said to Hao Yun: "Communicate with this human, let's go in and take some video footage."

Hao Yun gestured to Lu Ren for the live broadcast equipment on his body: "Is it convenient?"

Lu Ren stumbled and said, "It's convenient and convenient. In fact, it doesn't need to be so troublesome. You can just use the smart bracelet."

What does this have to do with smart bracelets?Hao Yun looked down at the ring on his hand.

Lord God-A16789 popped up at the right time: "Citizenship has been verified, and the admission application is being submitted. The application has been approved. Welcome to the shop {not yet named}."

Accompanied by the voice of Lord God-A16789, the invisible barrier at the door disappeared without a sound.

Hao Yun tentatively took two steps forward, crossed the empty doorway, and entered the house.

Thunderbird followed closely behind, flapping its wings and entering the building.

Hao Yun: "What's going on?"

Lord God-A16789 kindly replied: "Lord God-A16789, your little assistant who lives and works in outer space, is not only your identity card, but also your 'key' to open the area within the scope of authority, or your work. Guide—all in all, I can help you enjoy life and work better.”

Letoto muttered: "A typical rebellious cub, the style is too obvious."

Lord God-A16789 is still actively performing its duties: "You have 10 minutes to broadcast the specific situation of the store for the people on earth. After 10 minutes, you need to spend three to five minutes to arrive at another best live broadcast location."

Hao Yun's live broadcast process is quite rough, and there is no such detailed arrangement at all.

So after the Lord God-A16789 finished speaking, she subconsciously said, "What?"

Lord God-A16789 interrupted all her questions with a familiar countdown: "Nine minutes and 45 seconds left."

Hao Yun subconsciously stood up and cast his eyes on Lu Ren who knew nothing.

Lu Ren had an ominous premonition.

Hao Yun showed a business smile, and said enthusiastically to Lu Ren: "You have seen it too, we don't have much time left, so let's hurry up!"