Anecdotes that cannot be said with the Blackened Demon Lord

He has developed to the point of no return.

That night, I took a shaving knife and came to the sleeping fox.I added drugs to the meat the fox ate, so the fox slept very deeply tonight.

"Little Zhuzi, don't blame me. If you want to blame it, blame the chicken you ate secretly. That chicken was used by Gao Yi to make a cloak for Yuan Chengyou. Now that you have a wronged person and a debtor, you can use your own hair to give it to Gao Yi." Apologize. But you don’t need to take pictures. Although winter is coming and you have no hair, I prepared a thick cashmere sweater for you, so you won’t feel cold. If it’s not possible, you just lie on the bed every day. Come to serve you every day..."

As I said this, my face started to heat up.

When I think of Xiaozhuzi who can no longer run around because of the cold and can only lie on the bed and let me make sauces, my heart is excited.

So with the knife in hand, the white fox turned into a hairless fox.Of course, I didn't shave off the fur on the fox's face. I instinctively felt that if I even shaved off the edamame on the fox's face, he might never forgive me in his life.

It's just that there was a little accident.

When shaving the fox, I inevitably touched the key parts of the fox, and there was hair on that thing. I thought about it for a long time and decided not to shave it, because the fox’s hair was used to make a cape for Yuan Chengyou. When I thought of Yuan Chengyou There are furs from foxes on my cloak... I shivered, it would be better not to have it.

In the early morning of the next day, I took the fox's fur to Gao Yi's place. The total amount of the bamboo's hair was only two and a half catties, so it could only be paid in installments.The gross owed later can only be made up later. Of course, that profiteer Gao Yi also said that he would charge some interest, because I couldn't understand, so I just let him say what he said later.

When I went back later, I suddenly thought again, why did it end up as a loss of fox fur?

Forget it, this is not a question my IQ can answer.

...I'd better go back to sucking foxes.

86 Skull Island Daily (4)

Yan He and his family's fox hadn't gone out for a long time, the fox was embarrassed because he was naked, and Yan He was disfigured because he was caught by the fox.I don't know much about the specific situation. I didn't go to the scene that day. I stayed at home and made dolls.Wu Nan, who had witnessed the whole process, came back and told me that the scene was very bloody. After he finished speaking, he covered his face with his hands, looking like he couldn't bear to look back on the past.

I am very happy to hear this news, this is my malice towards them as a single dog——

I never hide my malice.

As the only person in Skull Island who lives by himself, I have a high opinion of being able to get up and eat independently. Some people are sucking foxes in public, and they hang foxes around their necks as collars, not to mention some people, who actually engage in brotherly love-but they have become unrelated under the pressure of a certain general bureau false brother.

Mou Chuan cleverly used his mind to cheat Wu Nan's mother. This can also explain why his father and mother have not been able to give birth to children for so many years. When Wu Yong became a major disciple of Tianyu Sword Sect, they will have children. the youngest son.

I also admire Mou Chuan's wit.

Closer to home, I am Yun Qing, the only single dog on Skull Island, I am single and proud, and I save cloth for the country.

I am Yunqing, and I speak for myself.

In fact, I don't like eating with them, because they are always in pairs, making my forehead very bald and my face very bright. In Su Yixiu's words, I am just a light bulb.

Although until Su Yixiu left, I didn't know what the light bulb meant.Similarly, I don't know what Wangwang crushed ice is, I only know that Su Yixiu told me not to go out indiscriminately in winter, because he said that I could easily freeze and fall to the ground and fall into Wangwang crushed ice.

???

Unlike Nanzhu, I have the potential to change species.

But I understand the meaning of dog food.

So when I eat with them, I always have to throw the bowl and chopsticks first to show that I rejected their dog food and kicked over their dog bowl.

This habit has been preserved until the replacement of the skull island kitchen.

The meaning of my throwing bowls and chopsticks became that who the hell made this thing for dogs... Ah bah, is it for people to eat?

But later this habit completely disappeared, because I never went to the cafeteria to eat Gao Yi's meal again.

My life has returned to the way it used to be at the bottom of Yunxi Valley. I ate and traveled alone and stopped and stopped. Hey, I don’t know why, but I suddenly sang a song.

Maybe Su Yixiu led him into trouble again.

This day, I went outside to buy silk thread as usual. I heard that it is not peaceful outside, and the various forces are fighting each other. Many people miss the days when they were in the Demon Realm, so many people blocked the entrance of Skull Island and wanted to break through. Come in.

Oh, they are so naive.

Is Skull Island something they can enter if they want?When Su Yixiu took us in, we showed off our talents one by one.

Yuan Chengyou used Maxwell's formula to calculate the folding curvature of the black hole to the light wave, while doing 130 push-ups with one hand, and serenaded him with his mouth.Yan He and Fox performed a 360-degree turn, two front somersaults, three one-arm giant slaloms, four split-leg loop jumps, and five middle piercings. Forward roll - the most important thing is that they completed these movements one by one and one fox at the same time. Because I came late, I couldn't see the grand occasion at that time, and I was very sorry about it.As for the Wu Yong and Wu Nan brothers, they performed the highest level of foodies. They ate a bucket of egg fried rice, ten bowls of big noodles, a hundred meat buns, and seafood bibimbap, chicken burritos, and butter bread. Stinky tofu and countless fried chicken legs.

After that time, Skull Island has not had a meal for a long time.

My talent is to play 100 roles by myself, and use my dolls to perform a thrilling drama of the age of misery. It mainly tells about an ordinary woman living in the countryside who was abandoned by her husband and ran to the city alone to find her husband. At the same time, he established the catering culture industry and created his own story of a happy life with his weak but strong arms.

After the performance, Su Yixiu's jaw dropped in shock.

I still can't forget Su Yixiu's expression at the end of the story.

At that time, he didn't say anything, just said "666".

Later, "666" became the highest honor in Skull Island, and only those who can get the title of "666" have the right to enter Skull Island.

So looking at those people who have nowhere to go outside the island gate, I can only sneer to express my sarcasm.

The difference between them and "666" is "416".

That is, they are both 250.

However, among these 250, there was one that was very different. He ran out from the crowd and hugged my thigh, saying that he wanted to warm my bed.

Hmph, as a single dog, do I need someone to warm my bed?So I ruthlessly rejected him.

"I'm not a single dog, I'm just a lone wolf in the wind."

I could see he was desperate, but I didn't want to give him hope.

"The whole world is full of the sour smell of love, only I exude the fragrance of a single dog."

Whenever I say these things, Su Yixiu always says that I have an aura of non-mainstream killers. I don't understand the meaning of these words, but I think it is a new honor.

Mainly to praise me for being eclectic and fresh.

This 250 who wants to warm my bed will definitely be deeply attracted by my unusualness, so he can't stop wanting me even more.

But what I didn't expect was that the 250 let go of my trouser leg.

Am I such a casual person?Is it irresponsible to eat and go?

of course not!

So I took him back.

"Where are you going?"

He was really afraid that I would leave him, and tears welled up in his eyes.

"Brother, is it alright if I'm wrong? I won't just come out and say I'm going to warm someone's bed anymore..."

"Well, it's good to be sensible. You can only warm my bed in the future."

"???"

From now on, no one can laugh at me as a single dog anymore, hahaha!I went back to my kennel with this 250, oh bah!is my residence.

87 Skull Island Daily (5)

Wu Nan didn't know what happened these few days, he was always messed up, and would do weird things to me every now and then.

For example, the day before yesterday, he rushed to my side in a hurry, pushed me to the corner, and then kicked his legs on the wall with his hands resting on my ears, and his breath was just a few feet away. There are a few eyelashes, and his face is flushed, as if he wants to say something to me.

But I didn't let him speak first.because i said.

"Your crotch is torn."

Then he ran away covering his face and never came back.

But I can't blame this, who told him to spread his legs and play horses?His pants are so tight, doesn't he have a point in his mind?

Then there is yesterday.

He suddenly asked me to go to the hot spring behind the house. I thought the hot spring water there was good and I could take a bath by the way, so I went there with my things. When I went, I found that he was already taking a bath. I'm a little unhappy - he has taken up the pool, why should I wash it?I was about to leave, but I found Wu Nan sticking out a leg in the water.

The hot spring in this eye is not deep, and when an adult stands up, he is barely above his waist, so I looked and looked at Wu Nan's leg from toes to thigh.he squinted