Anecdotes that cannot be said with the Blackened Demon Lord

I like it even more.

But when I entered the tomb today, I felt an unusual aura. If I had to describe it, I felt that someone could come to eat my meal.

This makes me very happy.

However, the road to the tomb is still difficult to walk, especially the dark and long passage, there is no light around, I can only distinguish the direction by feeling, I have walked this passage thousands of times, and I think I can do it with my eyes closed. I was able to find the way, but after walking for a long time, I found myself still spinning in circles.

I thought to myself, no, this is a ghost hitting a wall.

As soon as I had this idea in my mind, I saw the ground light up in front of the corridor. Although the light was very short, I still saw the dead man's head bleeding from seven holes.

After a short period of light, there was darkness again, but there was a little more sound around, that is, the rattling sound of bones grinding against each other, which was creepy to hear, and that sound was getting closer and closer, so For many years, no ghost has ever frightened me. After all, I used to be a prominent ghost hunter.

I thought to myself, where did this blind-eyed ghost come from.

A sudden chill in the neck.

clack.

I feel like something fell on my neck.

I touched it with my free hand and found that it was a sticky liquid. When I sniffed it to the tip of my nose, it was actually a bit fishy.

I thought, standing here is not a problem, so I walked forward, only to find that my feet were sticky, and I really thought there was some viscous liquid.

So my little temper suddenly came up.

I make cattle, horses, chickens and ducks every day, and those people don't come to eat my meal!

Xiao Youyou loses her temper with me all day and doesn't want to live with me!

Now there is still a ghost with no eyes that wants to block my way!

Why don't you go to heaven together!

"I count to three, clean up all these moths for me."

"one."

"two."

"three."

There was no movement.

It was still very dark around, there was still a "clacking" sound, and the stickiness under my feet was still uncomfortable.

"Reckless stinky ghost."

If the tiger doesn't show its power, it really treats me as a sick cat!

He took out a stack of talisman papers from the Qiankun bag, turned his body 360 degrees and threw it around without any dead ends.These are all good tricks I used to catch ghosts back then, I don't believe I can't catch a stinky ghost!

As a result... the talisman was thrown out, and my cruel words were also released, but there was still no movement around.

……

Could it be that the talisman has been stored for too long and expired?

My heart is full of confusion.

But I understood in an instant, because this stinking thing is a human and not a ghost!Actually pretending to be a ghost to scare me made me even more angry.

Besides, this is Xiao Youyou's place, why would someone live in here, and make a big show of hitting the wall to scare me?Could it be that he has already had an affair with Xiao Youyou, and the green hat has been firmly put on top of his head?

Tolerable or unbearable!

I picked up the food box and swung it around, and sure enough, I heard a crit sound, and someone fell to the ground in response.A cluster of spiritual fire was lit in his hand, and the light was shining brightly, and by the way, he could clearly see the unlucky thing lying on the ground.

Uh, with red hair and a big bump on his head—

That was hit by me just now.

I turned around again and saw my lovely little Youyou holding a big bone in each of his left and right hands, squatting in the corner and looking at me stupidly.The sound of "giggling" just now was produced by Xiao Youyou all by himself?

So cute, so cute~

"Dear Xiaoyouyou, look what I brought you! It's all your favorite food!"

I didn't care about the red hair lying on the ground, and came to Xiao Youyou's side in two or three steps.

Seeing Xiao Youyou swallowing his saliva, he must be starving!

"Can I not eat...I'm not too hungry..."

Xiao Youyou looked at me eagerly, her eyes were wet, and my heart was about to melt.

"What nonsense are you talking about, you must be starving, eat quickly!"

"...but... um, but, um, yes! He needs to eat more!"

Xiao Youyou pointed with his right hand, pointing at the red hair lying on the ground.

Red hair: "???"

Before Hongmao could react, Xiao Youyou had already stuffed the contents of the food box into Hongmao's mouth.

Red hair: "%#?*&???"

"He's injured and needs to be mended."

I was suddenly very touched, my little Youyou is so kind, innocent and beautiful!I would rather give food to others when I am hungry, I am an angel!

Hey, what is an angel?

But it doesn't matter, looking at Hongmao's tears, you can tell that he is very moved.Why do I often have tears in my eyes, because I love chicken legs so much!

Later I found out that this red hair is called Chi Yan.

85 Skull Island Daily (3)

The happiest thing in life is to wake up every morning and have a fox to suck.I buried my head in the fox's stomach and took a deep breath.

But soon it didn't feel right to me.

This is not my usual fox.

I opened my eyes and found that what I was hugging was not a fox, but a body pillow made of fox fur.

Usually when a fox sneaks out without telling me, he will use this pillow to confuse me.After many years of baptism, his little trick can no longer confuse me.So all my questions became, what happened to my fox?

With a head full of doubts, I put on my clothes and went out. As soon as I reached the gate of my yard, I saw Gao Yi approaching me aggressively. I was so scared that I turned around and ran into the house.Needless to say, Gao Yilai must have come to force me to eat. His food is so unpalatable, doesn't he have a little 13 in mind?Thankfully we've made it so obvious with our body language.

I really miss the days when Su Yixiu was still on Skull Island.

It's a pity that Dao is one foot tall and the devil is ten feet tall. No matter how fast I run, I can't run as fast as Gao Yi. I just entered the door and was about to close it. Gao Yi has already stuck his foot in, further preventing me from closing the door.

Shameless.

I opened the door and let him in.

"It's so early in the morning, why did you come here?" I yawned, covering my face with my hands and peeking at him.

Gao Yi ignored me, snorted coldly, and squinted at me.

In this way, my heart is cold and cold, because the last time Gao Yi looked at me like this was when I secretly threw away his food. After that time, I had to eat his food for a full month before it was over.

Thinking about the things he made, my face turned green all of a sudden.

It is strange to say, it is obviously the same thing, how can the taste of it be so different?What's even more exasperating is that the things that Gao Yi made are still very good-looking and very deceptive. Whenever I want to give him another chance and try to take a bite, I can't wait to go back and give it to myself at the time. A big mouth.

Soften your heart!

So as time passed, no matter what Gao Yi did, I was determined not to eat chopsticks again.

Anyway, I have bigu, and I won’t die if I don’t eat it.

It's just that today's affairs don't seem to be going well.

"It's yin and yang, if you have any farts, let it go!"

When I say fierce, my hands are actually sweaty. I am afraid that he will conjure up the food box and force me to eat it all.

Fortunately, he came empty-handed, without a food box in his hand.

"Since you made me fart, I'm going to have the guts to fart one."

A discordant smell appeared in the air.

I covered my face, mainly my nose, and wanted to die.It's all my stinky mouth.

"I didn't come here this time to embarrass you. It's just that your fox stole my chicken again. It's still my favorite chicken with colorful feathers. That chicken is not for eating, but for poaching." Shit, you also know that the weather is getting colder and colder. I want to make a cloak for our little Youyou, but the chicken was stolen by your fox before the feathers were plucked. Tell me, am I responsible for this account? It's up to you!"

I was speechless for a while.

Gao Yi is indeed a person who is used to buying chickens and ducks, and his bargaining skills are really beyond the reach of ordinary people.

"Then what do you want?"

"Yan He, it's not what I think, it's what the facts are. Your fox ate my chicken, which made me unable to make a cloak for Xiao Youyou, so you should pay me one, right?"

To be honest, I'm a little confused, but at this time, I can't admit that I can't lose, let alone say that I don't understand. This involves the dignity of a man!So, I patted my chest and agreed.

"Well, that's good. After three days, I want ten catties of fox fur."

The story develops so fast, I was so flustered.

When Nan Zhu was around, he always said I was stupid, but now that Nan Zhu is gone and only foxes are left, I began to doubt my IQ a little bit.

I went to the back mountain to find the fox. The fox is always in the back mountain when it steals food. Besides, I feel that my IQ is lacking and I have suffered indelible psychological damage, so I need the fox to give me strength.

To put it simply, I want to suck foxes.

Sure enough, the fox was right in the back mountain.

"Did you steal Yuan Chengyou's chicken?"

Fox shook his head.

It's just that there are suspicious bloodstains around his mouth and a pile of colorful chicken feathers on the ground.

"Ok, I trust you."

I threw the fox on the ground, buried my head in the thick fox fur, and took a deep breath.

This is the correct posture to suck a fox.

The fox likes to be hugged by me, so he didn't struggle, just lay on the ground and let me stroke me casually, touching my hair with his fleshy pink paws from time to time, seeing how cute he is, I really can't bear to tell him He and I have evil thoughts in my heart.

I buried my head in the fox's fur, still daring not to look up at him.

However, no matter how