Don't fall in love with a pig killer!

In the backyard of the Xu family.

"What is this?" A half-tilted head protruded from the mahogany coffin and shouted, "Xu Xianggong! Xu Xianggong!"

"Stop yelling, my father is going to Tianshen Temple." Young master Xu, whose name is Shangzhengxiaxuan, written in Hongwen, is wiping his waist knife with one hand and pushing open the coffin lid with the other, "Go in!"

Shi Shi jumped onto the coffin lid, leaned down to look at it and asked, "The Tianshen Temple is full of Wuling people, what are you doing there, don't you think it smells bad?"

"It's not your turn to say it," Xu Zhengxuan glared at him, and elbowed him into the coffin, shaking up a layer of dust, "Go to sleep."

This young master Xu is young and weak, it is said that he has practiced hard skills well, his arms and thighs are full of muscles, and his lines are tight under his clothes, but he has a baby face on the top, which looks tender.

Shi Shi giggled, thinking it was amused, and while he was lowering his head to pull the lid of the coffin, he quickly pinched his fair and tender cheeks, leaving five pitch-black fingerprints, which still smelled like pig's trotters.

Xu Zhengxuan picked up the scabbard and threw it at the stone's face.

Shi Shi hurriedly grabbed the objects on the side to block it, and shouted: "I don't like you, what did you do to your aunt!"

Xu Zhengxuan said coldly: "What auntie, if you speak wild words again, be careful that I will cut your tongue!"

"I'm your father's concubine, isn't it you..." Shitou suddenly stopped, glanced at the soft object he grabbed casually, was stunned for two seconds, and suddenly let out a scream, "Fuck!! There is something in the coffin!" Corpse!!!"

Xu Zhengxuan: "..."

Xu Zhengxuan: "Auntie, Auntie Shi, otherwise, what do you think is in the coffin?"

Stone protested: "You want me to sleep with him?!"

Xu Zhengxuan nodded, bent his fingers and tapped the back of the stone's hand on the coffin lid: "Shut up, I'm about to close the lid."

"Xuan'er," Shitou said with tears in his eyes, "Auntie is afraid."

Xu Zhengxuan: "Shut up."

Shi Shi not only didn't stop, but also grabbed his sleeve: "Xuan'er, I'm an innocent girl with yellow flowers. I haven't given my body to your father yet, and I'm going to have sex with this corpse..."

"Haven't you been forced by the Wuling immortals?" Xu Zhengxuan reminded him, "Aunt Shi, the gods in the sky are not afraid of anything except filthy and unclean things. You lie down in it, and I guarantee that next time the Wuling immortals will pass on their buttocks and die." No entry."

Stone:"……"

The two stalemate for a few seconds, and finally "Aunt Shi" gritted her teeth and decided to "abandon her husband and son" in order to preserve her virginity, and lay stiff on her back next to the corpse.

Xu Zhengxuan kindly pulled the corpse and put an arm around his waist.

Shi Shi looked at the distorted palms of the corpse, straightened his eyes and retracted his abdomen, trying to shrink himself even smaller to escape from the clutches of the corpse, then suddenly opened his eyes after a while, and asked in a trembling voice: "Xuan'erbao, are you sure?" Is this escort from the Cangshan sect?"

"I opened the coffin and inspected it several times, how can there be any mistakes."

"But why do I smell...a disgusting smell of peach blossoms." Shi Shi stuttered his teeth and said, "That's right, it's from this corpse."

"You're thinking too much." Xu Zhengxuan ignored him, and casually slammed the coffin lid shut.

"Get up—dart—"

The escorts sang darts loudly, and a group of people surrounded Xu's escort with a few big boxes.

In order to conceal the eyes and ears, the coffin filled with stones was placed in a green lacquered wooden box, and there were two more of the same green lacquered wooden box, which contained some money, and the bodyguards took turns carrying them to deal with the robbers.

The stone was still a little trembling at first, but after shaking for a long time, he was relieved, and started to swing his legs like a fish in water, and looked at the corpse next to him boredly, humming a ditty:

"Brother Corpse, you sleep on the east side and I sleep on the west side. In the next life, you will be your husband and I will be your wife..."

"You sleep east and I sleep west..."

He suddenly stopped in the middle of singing, poked a round hole in the five-inch thick mahogany board like poking tofu, and shouted at the escort who carried the coffin: "Brother! Why are we going east?"

The bodyguard said: "Young Dong's family told us to go to the Tianshen Temple to pray for blessings, and bless the journey to be safe and smooth."

Stone's face suddenly became colorful, and looking towards Xu Zhengxuan through the small hole, he saw Xu Zhengxuan riding a tall horse in front, holding a bronze mirror in his hand, facing the finger prints on his face, and noticed his Looking at him, he made a gesture of "revenge" on his face: endure.

Shi Shi was so angry that his teeth itched, but he could only stand upright in the coffin repeatedly.

When they got near the Tianshen Temple, Aunt Shi in the coffin didn't even dare to fight a carp.

Just arrived at the entrance of the Tianshen Temple, the smell of the steaming incense has already made people's brains hurt. Passing through the archway, the four lotus ponds in front of the main hall are full of teenagers with long hair and curly hair, led by several monks. , sit cross-legged around the pool, and test the roots.

Shitou squinted his eyes and carefully looked at the robes of those monks. He saw that most of them were ink and white crane patterns, and there were no martial arts characters, folding fans, or peach blossom fragrance, so he breathed a sigh of relief.

The bodyguards parked the coffin together with the goods behind the main hall, leaving two people to guard it, and the rest entered the main hall together, singing and kneeling before the statue of the immortal king.

This temple in Fu County enshrines a pair of yin and yang gods, the goddess of yin and female, with the dharma name "Youming Fairy", who is in charge of all the life and death events of all spirits, ghosts and ghosts in the world, and the male figure of the yang god, whose dharma name is "Wuling Xianjun", who is in charge of the world's good weather. , Disaster and suffering.

When the people of Fu County served the two immortals, they often worshiped the Nether Fairy to show reverence for ghosts and gods, and worshiped the Wuling Fairy to pray for peace and prosperity.Those who practice Taoism can also choose among them. Wuling Xianjun's sect is merciful and compassionate to the world, and he walks the "human way" and "harmony way", while the Nether Fairy's sect is ruthless, and he walks nothing more than "killing evil" and "unfeeling". road".

Today, the Wuling Sect and the Cangshan Sect, which are recruiting talents in Tianshen Temple, both belong to the lineage of Wuling Xianjun, but the reputation and prestige differ by a hundred and eight thousand miles - it is rumored that the Wuling Sect is directly under the command of the Immortal Lord. I was fortunate enough to see the immortal king of Wuling appear. However, the Cangshan School has only been established for a hundred years, and no one has ascended to the Tao in a hundred years, so it is obviously not favored.

Now that the two factions are in the same place, it inevitably arouses a lot of discussion among the people coming and going, and the sight of the Cangshan faction real person is no longer as awe-inspiring as before. Only the stone in the coffin "creaked" and scratched the coffin wall, wishing to point at this "Unfavoured" became a new disciple of the Cangshan School on the spot.