Don't fall in love with a pig killer!

Having said that, this girl from the Wang family has a bodhisattva heart after all, and she couldn't bear to see him fall to such a young age, so she asked the family to find a livelihood for him.

It's a pity that the stubborn stone didn't understand people's intentions. Instead of reforming, the beggar had a pair of hands that grabbed the pig's trotters and tore off Miss Wang's head. A servant was dragged to the courtyard for a good beating, and then expelled from the door.

The beggar lay on the back door of Wang's house, yelling "Hey yo yo" a few times, seeing no one answered him, so he straightened his jaw, dragged his two bloody legs to the corner of the wall, and wrapped them in a broken mat. , Within two seconds, he snored like thunder and fell asleep.

When I woke up again, it was already noon on the second day, and the street was noisy for some reason. The stone had just woken up, and was a little angry. Standing up, he limped into the pawn shop, pawned a few pearls and broken jade that came along yesterday, and bought two pancakes.

Shi Shi giggled, tore the pancake into pieces, and fed it to the hungry dogs on the side of the road as he ate it. He tore it and forgot to eat it, and the second pancake all went into the dog's belly.

The dog was full, with its stomach stretched out, its wet nose twitched, and it made a coquettish sound of "Mu Baa".

"Just being molested by the gods..."

"You really listened to his crazy words."

"Don't look at it, don't look at it, your eyes are dirty, how can you go to the Tianshen Temple to meet the real immortal in a while!"

"You said this is a real fairy, will he come..."

"If you really come here, you won't even look down on your son of a bitch!"

The sound faded away, the stone on the side of the road moved, and a muddy leg suddenly stretched out, tripping a child.

As soon as the child's mouth was constricted, he was about to cry, but the stone blocked his mouth, and the palms full of rotten smell smoked tears from his face.

"Why are you crying!" Seeing him crying, Shitou also yelled, "I have something to ask you! Why are you crying!"

The child cried even more fiercely, sat down all over with "wow", and kept calling mother.

"Stop crying!" Shito threatened him, pinching his neck, "Crying again will peel your skin and eat you!"

"You can't eat me." The child choked, "My mother said you are a stinking butcher."

Stone:"……"

Shitou: "I'm just a stinky butcher, and I'm so good with a butcher's knife in one hand. If you cry again, I'll scald you with boiling water to save you a breath, and then I'll take your skin off and wrap it with meat to make big bones with sauce! "

The child was dumbfounded and stared at him blankly, unable to speak with his mouth open.

"That's good." Shitou was proud, and stuffed a candy into his mouth, "Little brother, you also go to that ruined temple to see the gods?"

"It's not a god, it's a real person from the Cangshan School." The child's mouth was sweet, and he immediately turned against him, "Mother said that if I have a good foundation, if they fall in love with me, then I will be destined to become an immortal."

Shi Shi made an exaggerated expression cooperatively, and then plucked his ears: "Are you sure it's the Cangshan School, not the Wuling School?"

"Really, these two words are not similar, so I won't get it wrong." The child said anxiously, "I'm going to find my mother, I shouldn't have talked to you."

"Wait, wait," Shito quickly grabbed his sleeve, "Take my brother to go, the real people are coming, and there will be a lot of tributes."

The child gave him a strange look: "You are not a brother, you are a grandfather."

Shi Shi was so angry that he jumped up and stepped on him, and when he stopped, he turned himself, and fell like a shit: "Little boy, I will beat you to death!"

The little kid ran away, and was about to be chased by a stone, but was stepped on by a scholar dressed as a foreigner, and fell to the ground again.

"Fuck you..." Shi Shi just wanted to yell angrily, but when he turned around and saw the scholar's face, he was frightened, "You, you, you, you are that..."

The scholar had a fair face and puzzled eyes: "Brother, have we met before?"

"I've never seen it, I've never seen it before." Shitou hurriedly said, "You also go to Tianshen Temple to meet the fate of immortals, don't you go east to east so you don't see it off!"

As he said that he was about to run while rolling and crawling, the scholar frowned and waved his folding fan, blocking his way: "After a closer look, I think you are really kind-hearted. Why don't you come with me and see you?" division……"

"Don't go, don't go, I won't go if you kill me!" Shitou glanced at the white jade fan pendant in front of him, and saw the word "Wu" wrapped with gold wire on the lower end of the suet jade pendant the size of a little finger. He was out of his wits, and knelt down, "Master Guan, you let the little one go, the little one is neither old nor young, and usually only likes to eat dog shit, and spews dung all over his mouth. If you look at me more than once, your boots will be dirty." ah!"

The scholar saw that he was speaking upside down, and it was quite disgusting to his ears, so he frowned and turned the fan upside down, the fan bones greeted him, and softly called out "Ding", the beggar immediately froze in place, unable to move, his mouth widened. Mouth, mouth can not speak.

The scholar cupped his hands and said: "I'm really sorry, I still have something urgent to do, so don't move around here, I... will come back to greet you in about a moment." Said and hurried to the east.

Shitou stared blankly and saw the scholar disappearing at the end of the road. He immediately "hushed" Panasonic's arm pretending to be immobilized, ran westward, rushed into Xu's bodyguard office, and shouted: "Head of Security Guard Xu - Security Guard Xu!" Head—your food and clothing parents are here!!"

Xu Fulin had just made an order for the escort agency. He was picking up armor in the backyard. Hearing his yelling, he came out wearing his jacket and said angrily, "You rascal, what are you yelling at!"

Shitou arrogantly said: "Your father and I patronize your business, why don't you be grateful to Dade?"

Xu Fulin let out a "bah": "Where do you want me to take you this time? Do you still have money?"

"It's not just silver," Shitou sneered, took out a pebble from his bosom and threw it in front of Xu Fulin, and made a trick with a playful smile, and shouted, "Twelve taels into gold!"

Xu Fulin covered his eyes: "I think you are crazy!"

Shi Shi stared at him with a contemptuous expression, changed his fingering, and called again: "Immortal method, turn into ten taels of gold!"

Xu Fulin laughed loudly: "Your gesture is still immortal, and eighteen touches is almost the same." He picked up the pebble and was about to throw it out the door. Unexpectedly, as soon as his finger touched the stone surface, the layer of powder dust fell down , revealing a light inside.

The stone grinned, Xu Fulin's complexion changed abruptly, he put a handful of stones in his hands, he fumbled for a while, and dusted off the powder, what he was holding was actually a piece of gold, and when he weighed it, it was indeed twelve taels.

"Good boy..." Xu Fulin said, "You still play tricks on me."

"Whoever gave you a trick, isn't this trick called 'turning stone into gold'." The stone jumped and sat on the counter like a monkey, just in time for the wound on his buttocks, uttered a few ghostly screams, and his hands fell Unhurriedly hooked Xu Fulin's shoulders, pretending to be good brothers, "My dear son, your father and I will accept this business, or not?"

The muscles on Xu Fulin's face twitched slightly, and a smiling face appeared in an instant: "It's easy to say, easy to say. Where is Shitou going this time?"

"The ends of the earth, the corners of the earth, the north of the sea, and the south of the sky," Shitou twirled his fingers freely, and burst into tears again in a blink of an eye, "As long as there is no Wuling faction, it will do! If there is no Wuling person! A place where Wuling immortals can't find it even if they kill them!"

Xu Fulin: "...well, you're having that hysterical dream that was forced by the Wuling Immortals again."

"Is that a dream!" Shitou cried loudly, with tears and snot all over his face, "This scoundrel and immortal bullied others, tied me up on the bed, and showed me my clothes. He pulled off the jadeite crown of Bitaofengchun again, and three thousand green threads sprinkled on my body, and he stretched out his hand to pinch my crotch..."

"Stop talking!!!" Xu Fulin couldn't listen anymore, "Well, I'll take it, but I can't take it, Quanzi just picked up a bodyguard sent by Cangshan, saying that he wanted to avoid the people of Wulingmen to escort a box of things to Penglai Island, I will pretend to be a cargo and send you together, do you think it is feasible?"

"Okay, it's very good!" Shitou stopped crying immediately, tilted Xu Fulin's head, "baji" and said delicately, "I'm so cute, Mr. Xu."

Xu Fulin's face turned from red to purple to green and then to white, and finally leaning on the corner of the table, "Wow—" he vomited out.