To live in the floods [ floods ]

Two thousand and twenty-two AD.

After the first mock exam in the Confucian class of Baijia No. [-] Middle School, Du Zhe flipped through the handed out report card with trembling hands.

——No. 20 second place!

Du Zhe breathed a sigh of relief, it's fine if he didn't regress, and he wouldn't have to be scolded by his mother if he didn't regress and go home.Then subconsciously glanced at the top row, and No. 1 was indeed... not the university bully Qiang in their class!

He was not the only one who discovered this matter, the whole class had already become one with whispering.

"Shang Qian is actually the second grader this time."

"Kong Xuan, who is number one in grade, is the one who has just transferred to our school's law class this semester..."

"...Nonsense, it's clear that Di Jun in our class is the school grass."

Shang Qian, who was sitting upright in his seat, looked solemn, staring at the report card spread out on the table.

"Di Jun, let's break up." Such a sentence came out suddenly, and Di Jun, who was making tea at the same table, trembled in fright, and dropped the tea bag at his feet.

Di Jun looked at Shang Qian with a dignified face, and then at the report card laid out on the table, and he understood.

He comforted him, "No.2 in the whole school is already very good. It's not that you don't know Kong Xuan's enthusiasm for studying, but he is normal."

Kong Xuan, relying on his body of a fairy god, kept his eyes open 24 hours a day and studied mathematics, physics, chemistry, politics, history and geography.

Shang Qian didn't think so. She felt that the fact that she failed to get the first place in the school was more important than what she had planned for the way of heaven.

Shang Qian gritted his teeth, and slapped himself on the thigh: "After thinking about it, it must be our puppy love that has delayed my studies! Kong Xuan is just one point taller than me..."

Di Jun felt that he had been wronged too much. Both of them were older than the human race. What kind of puppy love is falling in love at this age.

Besides, Shang Qian studied eight hours a day and Kong Xuan studied 24 hours a day. Isn't it normal that Shang Qian can't compare with Kong Xuan?

"There is also that reading comprehension, why deduct my two points?" Shang Qian was so preoccupied, his face puffed up, "I am the author of that Qin Fu. What are the thoughts and feelings expressed by the author? Is it the question?" Know better than me?"

If she had these two points, she would still be number one in the school!

What kind of immoral question is this made by a wicked questioner? Believe it or not, she jumped out of her own Shangzi grave to go to this wicked questioner to have a "heart-to-heart talk".

Speaking of this, Di Jun couldn't help sighing, and scolded the questioner with the same hatred: "The second question in the history question: What is the relationship between the first emperor Yingzheng and Shangzi? I wrote about the relationship between couples, but I didn't get a single point!"

The standard answer to this question turned out to be: Yingzheng, the first emperor, and Shangzi, the head of a hundred schools of thought, were both confidants and partners. Together, the two ended the chaotic Spring and Autumn Period with one martial arts and one literary work, unified the political system, and unified ideology and culture. It has laid a solid foundation for the prosperity of China for thousands of years.

What's more important is that after the test papers were scored, the history teacher solemnly called Di Jun to the office and told him to read less unofficial history and more official history.

Di Jun was so angry that he wanted to dig out the tomb he built under Lishan Mountain, dig out the love letter he wrote to Shang Qian, throw it in front of those experts who studied Qin history, and tell these experts who studied official history the facts. Son is a pair!

...But this is not what makes Di Jun feel like a bolt from the blue the most. What makes him even more angry is that the question of business money actually got a perfect score!

Shang Qian looked away with a guilty conscience, why not get full marks, [-] points for a big question.Anyway, in the subject of history, as long as you abandon your personal feelings and focus on something far-reaching, you can still get a high score.

"It's okay not to break up, but you can't delay my study anymore." Shang Qian said while opening the notebook to sort out the wrong notes, "Before I get the first place in the school next time, we have to sleep in separate rooms, you can't delay I study at night."

It is no longer enough to rely on eight hours of high-efficiency study time to deal with a paper king like Kong Xuan. She has to work overtime at night to study.

Di Junru was struck by lightning, and he seriously thought about an idea—or pass the position of Demon Emperor to Kong Xuan, and let him go to the Modern Demon Management Bureau to deal with those human monks, Kong Xuan would have no time to study , Shangqian is the number one in the school...

"I want to compete with Kong Xuan in an upright manner, so don't mess it up." Shang Qian knew Di Jun too well, and she guessed what he was thinking at a glance.

Di Jun was downcast and didn't recover until after school.

After school, Shang Qian Dijun put his schoolbag on his back and walked to the school gate, but he didn't just leave, but waited for someone. Kong Xuan was in the French class, Jingwei was in the agricultural class, Shen Gongbao was in the miscellaneous class, and as for Lu Ya, he was taken by Di Jun. Throwing it to the Demon Management Bureau to deal with them, responsible for providing weather forecasts and dealing with goblins who do evil everywhere, no time to come to the human race to experience modern life... and Jin Peng, this lazy guy's score is not enough for the high school entrance examination, and Shi Zu I went to No. [-] Middle School all my life.

After Kong Xuan came over, he felt the eyes of his master looking at him full of desire for victory, raised his eyebrows, and looked at his godfather, and saw helplessness in Di Jun's eyes.

It seems that Master is going to work hard.Kong Xuan frowned in distress. How come there are only 24 hours in a day? He doesn’t have No. 20 for five hours to study. I’m afraid he won’t be able to beat the serious master in the next exam.

After Jingwei and Shen Gongbao had arrived, the group headed for the gate of No. [-] Middle School with their schoolbags on their backs. Shen Gongbao approached Shang Qian thoughtfully, and said in a low voice, "Master, I will give you the next exam." You add Wensi Quanyong buff, the elder brother will definitely fail you in the test."

Shen Gongbao is a Wenqu star, adding buffs can really bless good grades.

Shang Qian touched Shen Gongbao's head, and his eyes were full of fighting spirit: "No, as a teacher, you have to take the exam yourself!"

Di Jun: "..."

It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter.

A group of people came to the gate of the No. [-] Middle School. The uniforms of the No. [-] Middle School students couldn't help but look sideways. After waiting for a long time, the four figures walked over two in front and two behind.

A school uniform with dyed yellow hair tied around his waist is Tongtian who jumps over, his face is cold and stiff with wind behind his feet, and the one who is neatly dressed without even a pleat is Yuanshi, the two of them are not far away and hang their faces lazily. It is Laozi and Jinpeng.Sanqing is a senior in high school, and Jin Peng is a sophomore in high school.

Tongtian didn't study when he was in junior high school, skipped school every day to go to the game city, and his high school entrance examination score barely passed the second high school score line.Lao Tzu and Jin Peng, one went with the flow and wanted to learn, the other found time to be lazy, and their scores were neither high nor low, so they went to No. [-] Middle School.

As for Yuan Shi, he was the number one student in the senior high school entrance examination of that class. He gave up No. [-] Middle School and came to No. [-] Middle School for the sake of Lao Tzu, who ignored everything, and Tong Tian, ​​​​who caused troubles. The legend of the first middle school in the second middle school.

A few people got together mainly to listen to a lecture by an expert on the history of the prehistoric times. In the public lectures of C University, high school students like them can also get in and listen.

Who doesn't wonder how the human race of later generations sees them?It is a pity that the history of the prehistoric period is a research category that is only offered at the postgraduate level, and it is rarely involved in high school universities.

When they arrived at C University, a few people changed their clothes, applied a ignorance formula to themselves, and then swaggered in in front of the security guards, students and teachers.

After sitting down for a few minutes, the seat was not covered with heat, and an expert with thinning hair and in-depth research came to the stage. Now that the 4D projection technology has been invented, the expert pressed the switch, and the entire venue was illuminated. Turned into an ancient tomb.

"Whether there are gods or not in this world has been debated for many years." The professor, who is over fifty years old, aroused everyone's curiosity as soon as he came up, "Actually, are there any gods in this world... I don't know Know."

There was a lot of noise below.

The old professor continued unhurriedly: "But according to the research results we have now, it is very likely that immortals exist. Of course, some people think that the theory of immortals is the deification of ancient historical figures by later generations. Immortals are those historical figures who achieved great achievements in ancient times."

"According to archaeological records, the most famous teacher among the gods at that time was a saint named 'Tongtian Jiaozhu'. According to legend, the saint and the immortal are the highest level in the realm of gods." The old professor pressed the button in his hand. button, the light and shadow in the venue changed, and a paper man in a black robe with sword eyebrows and starry eyes emerged, which attracted the amazement of the students.

"However, there are also sayings that the prototype of the Master Tongtian is actually Confucius, the founder of our Confucian school, because Confucius and the Master Tongtian have many similarities, such as advocating teaching without distinction, and like to talk about physics...etc." The old professor Smiling, "Similarly, the Taiqing Laozi or Taishang Laojun and Yuanshi Tianzun that often appear in some fan literature are also considered to be derivatives of the images of the founders of Taoism, Laozi, and Legalist Li Kui."

Some men and women who love to watch prehistoric dramas and prehistoric romances suddenly lamented, and the old professor talked as if he didn't hear the students' wailing: "Of course, there is also Shang Zi, the most famous leader of our schools who unified ideology and culture. I think it is the prototype of the last sage Shangqian..."

"but--"

The old professor made a fool of himself, and said with a smile: "Everyone, don't be disappointed, because those are the opinions of official historians. I am a professor of prehistoric studies, and I can tell you for sure that gods exist."

"There is a famous scenic spot on Mount Tai, which is the well-known stone of 'Man will conquer the sky'. It is rumored that it was written by a sage of Shangqian. After thousands of years, it is still as new. As long as one stands in front of that stone, courage , This strange phenomenon is obviously something that Mohist science cannot explain.”

The old professor shrugged: "Even in the works of Mozi in the past, there are two who clearly put forward the saying that Shangzi is Shangqian and gods, plus the autobiographical records of Han Feizi of the Legalists...the gods really exist. "

Tong Tian in the stands poked Shang Qian, and said in a low voice: "I didn't expect that the human race could really guess the same."

It's a pity that these words continued for a while, and then they were slapped in the face.

The old professor began to talk eloquently about the characters of the prehistoric gods they discovered: "Tongtian sage is the most mature and stable, because both Shang Zi and Buddhists respect the master of Tongtian as their teacher; Not a single disciple is rumored to be left behind..."

The beautiful flower vase Yuan Shi: ...

Yuan Shi raised the corners of his eyes slightly. He was indeed beautiful, but unfortunately his eyes were cold. He pointed at the old professor above.

A thunderbolt directly split the venue, struck beside the old professor and blew a big hole in the ground.

students:! ! !

Old professor:! ! !

The old professor paled with lingering fear, and the next moment he became short of breath again, and jumped to the edge of the big pit struck by lightning with a skill that did not match his age, and shouted: "I just said that there are gods! The gods slashed me! Hahaha!"

Shangqian: "..."

You old man is really crazy about gods, you don't even want your life.

Of course, Yuanshi was so angry that he sent his group of ineffective broom star mop star apprentices to add a bunch of buffs to the old professor after he went back, so that the old professor would have a toothache after drinking cold water.

It is said that after the old professor died decades later, Yuan Shi went to the underworld to "talk" with him...

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If Tongtian went back to the original plot line, it would be the time for the Four Saints to break the Zhuxian formation.

Tong Tian was sleeping in the math final exam room, regretting for the 108th time why he followed his apprentice and brother to experience the life of the modern human race.

Especially the Chinese exam. As the founder of the Confucian school, he can't even pass the subject he created.

As a result, when he woke up, he found that something was wrong. Tong Tian silently looked at the Zhuxian Sword in his hand and the two elder brothers and the western duo on the opposite side.

"Shangqian! Apprentice!" Tong Tianxia was in trouble and started looking for his apprentice, but found that no one responded. After using the power of a saint for a long time, he still did not find traces of Shangqian. Only then did he realize something was wrong, and hurriedly Start counting the traces of Qi Luo Bao's money.

I did find this one, it was at Ran Deng's place, Tong Tian kicked Ran Deng away, took out half a slap-sized coin with small wings from his sleeve, held it in both hands, trembling: "Apprentice! You died so badly—”

Yuanshi Tianzun frowned because of Tongtian's strange behavior, and said coldly: "Tongtian, you are still obsessed with your obsession, do you have to let everyone betray you?"

Only then did Tong Tian realize something was wrong, why did he feel that Yuan Shi and his elder brother treated him as an enemy?

"Yuanshi, are you really beating me with the two Western guys?" Tongtian jumped up, furious.

Yuan Shi raised his eyebrows, he didn't want to mess with Tong Tian, ​​he just planned to quickly break through the Zhu Xian Formation and end the Conferred God.

But the next scene made him stunned——

The corners of Tong Tian's eyes were red, he sat down on the ground, threw Zhu Xian's four swords casually, and looked up at him: "Brother, are you really going to hit me?"

Yuan Shi: ...

"Then you and the eldest brother beat me to death." Tongtian has been most proficient in messing around for so many years. He has been smooth sailing and never suffered from this kind of anger. Although Yuanshi always wanted to beat him, he always frightened him a lot.

Tong Tian knew that this should be just a dream, but he still couldn't help feeling wronged. The apprentice was gone, and the two older brothers wanted to beat him up.

Tong Tian lay down on the ground and closed his eyes: "Anyway, my brother doesn't want me anymore, so he just beat me to death and let me go to God Father. I won't live anymore, it's boring!"

Yuan Shi was furious: "Get up, Tongtian, do you know the rules for doing this in public..."

"My brother doesn't want me anymore, I still care about the rules." Tong Tian turned his head, angrily said, and looked at Lao Tzu again, "It is said that the elder brother is like a father, okay, my brother who is like a father will be beaten to death I'm dead, just hit me, just kill me and let Zhunti pick me up as your younger brother."

Lao Tzu:  …

Accurate pick-up and introduction: ...

Why is Tongtian's face so thick?Obviously, according to Tongtian's impulsive temper, he should fight them without saying a word, right?

As everyone knows, this sky is not the sky.Under the lure of Shang Qian and Yuanshi Laozi's acquiescence, Tongtian firmly believed that his two elder brothers doted on him without a bottom line. He developed the habit of being shameless in front of his elder brother.

"My brotherly love was paid by mistake after all!" Tong Tian rolled and wailed, "Brothers of the same origin, brothers who have faced countless lives and deaths together, and joined forces with outsiders to bully my younger brother."

Yuan Shi took a deep breath and suppressed the anger in his heart: "Tongtian, get up!"

Tong Tian turned over: "I'm sorry! You're going to kill me, so I won't listen to you."

"stand up!"

"elder brother!"

"Don't shout!"

"elder brother!"

Tong Tian was going to shout: "Brother, brother, brother!"

Yuan Shi... his heart softened.

"Why should outsiders intervene in our brother's affairs?" Tong Tian saw at a glance that Yuan Shi was no longer angry, and hurriedly climbed up the pole.

Zhunti received the quotation: Heh, how can you solve such a big matter of conferring the gods so easily by Tongtian? How can you let it go to this point.

Yuan Shi turned his head to look at the two of them in the west in silence, his eyes seemed to say "why don't you leave", Tong Tian stood beside him arrogantly, and even Lao Tzu's eyes drifted away from the two of them, obviously San Qing was standing there again. on a line.

... Gan!The West teaches foul language!

... The bell at the end of the exam woke Tongtian up. Tongtian straightened up from the table, communicated with the world, and breathed a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, the apprentice is still there, and the elder brother has always stood by his side.

Tongtian rushed out with the exam items, and immediately saw Shangqian and his party waiting outside. No. [-] Middle School didn't have an exam today, so they came here specially to wait for Tongtian.

"Apprentice!" Tongtian felt aggrieved, and saw Yuanshi who had already handed in the paper and was waiting for him, snorted, "Yuanshi, you hit me with outsiders!"

Yuan Shi:?

"You and elder brother helped the two in the west break my Zhuxian Formation, and Shang Qian was also distracted..." Tongtian complained.

Shang Qian smiled and hugged Tong Tian: "Master, that was just a dream, we are all by your side."

That's right, it's just a dream, Tong Tian thought, he has an apprentice and a brother, so it won't be so miserable!With Shangqian, I will definitely not let the bad things in the dream happen...