To live in the floods [ floods ]

The world is mysterious, and the world has not known how many springs and autumns have passed.

This day, Qilin Cliff was extremely lively, and the gods and gods who came from all directions to congratulate were whispering to each other, clamoring loudly, in groups of three and four, and it was very lively.

Today is the ceremony for the Taoist couple of the most powerful saint and demon king in the prehistoric world.

Let's talk about this saint, why do you say that she has the strongest record?Because this saint is the only one who slashed the way of heaven and proved the way. The other saints either created a family or established a sect, and they were all sanctified in ancient times. Sanctify.

It's just that this saint neither established sects nor preached orthodoxy. Although her sanctification experience is the most legendary, there are not many people who know her well.Finally, there was a news that it was the Dao Companion Ceremony with the Demon Emperor. Many people wondered to themselves that the Demon Emperor Jun was not. It is said that he fell during the Lich War...

"Long time no see, Tathagata." A happy-faced Hong Yun emerged from behind Zhen Yuanzi and waved his hands vigorously.

After Shang Qian became a saint, Hong Yun realized belatedly that the mysterious benefactor who saved her life was Shang Qian.In addition, Zhunti's appointment and guidance no longer cared about the affairs of the Western Sect, so Hongyun simply resigned from the position of the Vice-Sect Leader of the Western Sect, and gave all the authority to his benefactor's junior Tathagata, and went to his friend Zhen Yuanzi with a small burden.

Today, after receiving the invitation card, Hongyun happily whipped some ginseng fruit and some self-produced Hongyun wine to congratulate his benefactor.

Tathagata has a steady momentum and unparalleled majesty. Although there is no Bodhisattva Buddha behind him, he has a calm demeanor, which is the only one that attracts attention among the great gods who come and go.

If you want to say who is the second person in the prehistoric world besides Shangqian in these years, it must be Tathagata.

In just a few thousand years, he has made great strides all the way, from Taiyi True Immortal to Daluo Jinxian, and 500 years ago, he became a quasi-sage. Not only did he make successive breakthroughs in his own cultivation, but he also spread the turmoil of Buddhist management and spread Buddhism throughout the Three Realms.

Because of the succession of two outstanding disciples of Shangqian Tathagata, Tongtian Shengren has become the hottest teacher in the prehistoric world, and has been the "Most Popular Master in the prehistoric era" for 800 years in a row.

After knowing this name, the Tathagata said: "..."

You don't say you have learned from others.

... Although Tathagata thinks that Shangqian and himself are self-taught.

Tathagata withdrew his mind, nodded lightly to the red cloud, and followed the Jiejiao disciple who led the way to the banquet.

Not long after, Shang Qian and Di Jun came.

Shang Qian was dressed in a long red dress with a light gold gauze robe, which stretched across the floor, and a gold inlaid jade step was inserted obliquely between his temples, overflowing with splendor. Di Jun was also dressed in a scarlet red robe with gold Embroidered with the thread is a flying three-legged golden crow, with a golden crown and hair. He is unparalleled in beauty, his face is full of joy, and he looks sideways with affection from time to time, and the two of them interlock their fingers.

The Tathagata, who was watching the ceremony from one side, couldn't help but twitched his eyes. This aesthetic is too... rich, he secretly slandered, at least Shang Qian and Di Jun have a high degree of unity in aesthetics. According to her aesthetics, Qilin Cliff was decorated with glittering gold, and even a layer of gold was used to lay a foundation. This is not impossible to do with money.

Duobao, who watched the ceremony today, was assigned to the group of Jiejiao disciples, that is to say, he is not the Tathagata Buddha of the West but Duobao, the second disciple of Jiejiao. According to the order, he is flanked by Jin Ling. When Duobao secretly complained , Jin Ling has already wiped away tears.

"I knew the cp I knocked on was real!" Jin Ling cried and grabbed Duobao's robe excitedly, looking as excited as if he was about to faint.

The corner of Duobao's mouth twitched, "cp?" What is this?

Jin Ling rolled his eyes at him contemptuously and said: "CP is a Taoist companion. At that time, when I kowtowed Dajidi Xin with my senior sister, my senior sister told me that this is called kowtowing CP."

"Back then, I said that Dijun and Eldest Sister must have had an affair. It was the time when they found us and threw them into the Daze." Jin Ling successfully brought back Duobao's memory, reminding him of the time when he wanted to marry him because he wanted to marry him. After listening to the gossip, he was caught by Shang Qiandijun and thrown into Daze. He had a dark history of catching fish for several months.

Moreover, half of the winning fish caught was later cheated by Shang Qian.

Duo Bao had nothing to say. In fact, even though he was already a quasi-sage, he still cared about his face. Duo Bao coughed lightly, intending to fool Jin Ling so that she would not tell her about it: "Junior Sister Jin Ling, back then Don't mention the matter again, think about it..."

Due to the many experiences he received after leading the first sect, Duobao coaxed Jin Ling with some nonsense, and Jin Ling swore he would never tell the story.

Only then did Duobao heave a sigh of relief, sort out his memory, and confirm that he should have no other black history that would cause him to lose face other than this incident.When I first started, I said bad things about Shang Qian behind my back and I was beaten up by her with a sack, that’s not counted, that’s what God knows, Shang Qian knows, Chang Er Ding Guang will never say it out, Tong Tian and Shang Qian are not big mouths Human beings, Duobao's heart was stabilized, and he consciously saved his face as the master of Buddhism.

In fact, Di Jun still couldn't believe it until now. He tightly held Shang Qian's hand, interlocked his fingers, and whispered in a dreamy tone: "So we're together?"

It is clear that a few days ago he was still an egg hatching tool bird with an undetermined status, so he will have a status in a few days?

Shang Qian couldn't hold back anymore, she chuckled lightly: "Yes, we are together, and you will be the little wife of this domineering sage from now on."

The serious tone said the unserious words.

The word "Little Jiao Fu" made Di Jun's ears red, and he was clearly the demon king who could inspire thousands of demon clans to follow him with eloquence, but he couldn't say a word at this moment.

Shang Qian said as it should: "You and I have known each other for tens of thousands of years, spent two calamities together, and jointly calculated to kill the Wuzu and Tiandao. Let's stew the Kunpeng together, consecrate the gods to fight against the two saints of the West, and incubate together Egg, raise a child together, how normal is it to be together."

She pulled Dijun's collar and motioned him to bow his head. Dijun tilted his head obediently, and Shang Qian gently kissed the corner of Dijun's lips: "We have been in friendship for so many years. If you had picked it up earlier, maybe we would have been together sooner." together."

Di Jun was a little aggrieved, he rubbed the corner of Shang Qian's earlobe with his lips, and his warm breath lingered in Shang Qian's ear: "I thought you only had the Dao in your heart, and there was no love between men and women." He was afraid that his relationship would be delayed The way to trade money has always been hesitant and dare not clarify.

"There's nothing to worry about." Shang Qian wondered, "If I like you, I will agree to you after three days at most, and if I don't like you, I will definitely reject you on the spot."

If you like it or not, let me know soon.

Di Jun: "..."

Shouldn't it be tossing and turning, unable to sleep at night, fearful, deliberate, and hesitant in every possible way!

The two of them rubbed each other's necks here, followed by five flower girls not far or near, Kong Xuan Jinpeng, Lu Ya Shen Gongbao, who were dressed in fiery red and festive, and Jingwei and the... stone in her hand.

Jingwei said happily to Shen Gongbao: "It's a pity that our little junior sister is not born yet, so we won't be able to catch up with the master and godfather's Dao Couple Ceremony."

Shen Gongbao glanced at the stone covered in a pink skirt that Jingwei was holding in his arms, and nodded wisely: "Yes, what a pity."

All these years, Jingwei has been regretting that all the outstanding women in Honghuang have been accepted by Tongtian as disciples, and she is the only female disciple under Shangqian's sect, and she can only play with Yunxiao's disciple Deng Chanyu at ordinary times, it is really lonely.No, after knowing that Dijun and Shangqian hatched a new egg, they immediately offered to take care of the junior sister with great interest. In order to bring the junior junior sister to the stage today, they specially made a pink skirt that fits the stone egg and put it on the egg. .

...But Shen Gongbao seems to vaguely remember that his master mentioned that this is a junior brother?

Shen Gongbao raised his eyes suddenly, he frowned, and said in a low voice: "Senior sister, do you feel that someone is spying on us?"

At that moment, he just felt as if a line of sight swept over him.

Jingwei shook his head: "Today is the Dao couple ceremony of master and godfather. It's normal for visitors to look at us. The six saints are here, it's no big deal."

The six saints of Hongjun, Sanqing, Nuwa and Shangqian, except for Zhunti who did not come to pick him up, are all there.Shen Gongbao thought about it too, and simply forgot what went wrong at that moment just now.

Duobao looked away as if nothing had happened, but he paid attention to it in his heart. The life conceived by the stone held in Jingwei's hands is really related to his West, and the key to the prosperity of Buddhism lies in it.

But, why is he Shang Qian's apprentice again!Duobao wondered, the son of Yuanfeng who was robbed by the dragon and the phoenix, the son of the Lich and the Emperor Jun, the daughter of the three emperors and five emperors of the human race Shennong, Shen Gongbao who was conferred the gods, and this person who is still in the egg and the prosperity of Buddhism. Is it the money apprentice?

Because he was thinking about how to ask for someone from Shangqian, Duobao was so worried that he even forgot his plan to eat Shangqian, a big dog, and thought about how to get someone from Shangqian—— The table was full of ginseng fruit, flat peach golden pills and various spiritual fruits and elixir, all of which went into one side of Jinling's stomach.

On the second day, Duobao entered the main hall of the Longevity Palace with a solemn expression. Shang Qianzheng and Di Jun taught Shidan Dan, the other read "The Analects of Confucius", and the other read "3000 Years of Taoism and 5000 Years of Taiyi".

Duobao was even more worried. Looking at Shang Qian's solemn expression, he felt even more uncomfortable.

Seeing Duobao coming in, Shangqian guessed his reason for coming, and said calmly, "Junior Brother Duobao is here."

"Elder Sister, you little disciple...is destined to be with me in the West." Duobao sighed, seeing Shangshangqian's eyes that seemed to see everything, decided to tell the truth and not play tricks.

Shang Qian raised his eyebrows: "How did you learn to be so thick-skinned from Zhun Ti Jie Yin? Wu Kong is my apprentice, Di Jun's godson, and we have hatched eggs for 500 years. Now you say he has a relationship with the West?"

No matter what he said, he didn't take it for granted, Duobao swallowed his anger and said, "Sister, make an offer. You are a saint. I don't believe you can't see whether he is related to Buddhism or not."

"I have so many spiritual treasures that I don't have anywhere to put them, why would you care about your lack of Buddhism?" Shang Qian clicked his tongue, slowly took out a stack of photos from his sleeve and threw them to Duobao.

It was like a childish chubby man in a pink skirt lying carelessly on the ground.

Duobao was like a bolt from the blue, his pupils dilated, he tremblingly raised his hand and pointed at Shangqian: "You, you—"

When did this photo of myself in a skirt be left behind!Duobao knew that Shangqian had refined a magic weapon that could take pictures, but he didn't know that Shangqian was so dangerous!

Shang Qian giggled: "You forgot, you slandered me behind your back when you first started, and you were knocked out by me, so I took advantage of your fainting to leave such a little souvenir."

Shangqian drew a "fingertip universe".

At that time, you were thinking about threatening me one day!Duobao almost fainted from anger, he really felt that he was not wronged when he lost to Shangqian. When he was still thinking about Master's favor, this evil and shameless senior sister had already calculated what would happen tens of thousands of years later. thing!

"Do you still want to rob my apprentice?" Shang Qian put his hips on his hips, his menacing eyes flicked maliciously between Duobao and the stack of photos.

Duobao has a shortcoming, that is, he is shameless, even if he is already the leader of a sect, he has not corrected this shortcoming.So now he can only swallow his anger in the face of the merchant money that has seized his culprit, and the only thing he can do is to bargain.

"Then let your apprentice go to the Western headquarter for employment." Duobao was so wronged that he felt that he was not the Buddha, the master of a religion, but just Duobao, who was squeezed out of 996 by business money.

This is the result of Shang Qian's asking for money, she gnawed on the spiritual fruit: "It's okay."

Duobao, who got an unsatisfactory result, told Shangqian uneasy before leaving.

"Senior Sister, don't spoil your apprentice too much. Children should be stricter, and they can only grow through hardships..." Duobao was too worried that Shang Qian would end up teaching him a demon king.

"I know, I know." Shang Qian waved his hand impatiently, "You doubt that our master can't teach apprentices, and you can't doubt that I can't teach apprentices, let alone, can you beat my eldest apprentice now? Feel free to teach me how to do things."

Duobao really can't beat Kong Xuan, the No.1 title under the sage is not for nothing, in terms of missionary ten Kong Xuan added together is not as good as Duobao, in terms of combat power ten Duobao added together It may not be comparable to Kong Xuan.

Thinking about it carefully, from Kong Xuan to Shen Gongbao, Shang Qian's apprentices are indeed very competitive.Only then did Duo Bao smile and said, "I'm not afraid that he might run amok if his background is too strong... When I go back to write a script, let's sharpen him and preach the word by the way."

Shang Qian clicked his tongue: "I don't want to prevent Buddhism from entering the east, but the premise is that you have to change your teaching that the Three Views are not correct and teach people not to work. Human races can't just chant Buddha without farming land, and monks have to Give me labor to create value."

"Who still believes in Buddhism like this..." Duobao muttered, but turned and left without saying anything else.

At any rate, it is already good that Buddhism can be introduced to the East, and it is better to have fewer followers than none at all.

Back at Lingshan, the Tathagata thought for a moment, called Guanyin Bodhisattva, that is, Cihang, and said: "You went to write the script of the ninety-nine and eighty-one disasters. A person who will prosper Buddhism is about to be born, so he has to sharpen his temper. "

Guanyin Bodhisattva is like a party B who has been assigned to "design a colorful black", with a bitter face: "World Honored One, please clarify the conditions at least, how do you think about the nine-nine-eight-one difficulty, what is the character of the person, and what is the background? You can write a script only if you know the details.”

Tathagata threw a jade tube to Guanyin and said with an ugly face: "This is the information, that's all. I will see the script you designed in three days."

three days?Just as Guanyin Bodhisattva was about to refute, Tathagata threw him out with a wave of his hand.

Tathagata tasted it in the empty hall, and said to himself: "No wonder Shangqian liked to squeeze me so much before. It turns out that it is such a happy thing to throw one's own affairs to others."

Three days later, Avalokitesvara handed in the "Nine Nine 81 Difficulties" script requested by Tathagata with two dark circles under her eyes. Tathagata turned two pages, and her eyebrows became more and more wrinkled.

"Is this the ordeal?" Tathagata asked dissatisfied.

Guanyin looked up to the sky and sighed: "I have racked my brains to come up with this."

"Why are gods descending to earth except for monsters?" Tathagata was dissatisfied, "I don't know what the gods in the heaven are. To deal with Shang Qian's apprentices, they are definitely not opponents of Shang Qian's apprentices in terms of cultivation alone."

"There are also these monsters. Dijun is the demon emperor, and his godson is the prince of the demon clan. If the goblin doesn't eat and drink, it would be nice to give Dijun's godson a ride. How dare you stop him." Tathagata hit the nail on the head.

Guanyin: "..."

"There is also this disturbance in the heavenly palace, stirring up the peach banquet." Tathagata shook his head, "The queen mother of the emperor of heaven trusts Shang Qian so much, how could she send soldiers to arrest her apprentice just because she made a mistake, and the flat peach... the queen mother still has it in her hand." It was given by Shang Qian, and there is still a grove of flat peaches left on Qilin Cliff, although monkeys eat peaches every day, but Shang Qian will never make her apprentice feel so pitiful as to steal peaches."

Tathagata pointed to the second page and asked Guanyin: "You were also a disciple of explaining teachings. Don't you know who our master is most partial to? If the apprentice of Shangqian eats the golden elixir refined by him, if the master is not around, he will choke. It is fair for him to pass water, how could he be refined in an alchemy furnace? And this piercing eyes, originally the supernatural powers of the three-legged Golden Crow clan, Di Jun will definitely teach him to be a godson, why bother to use the incomplete version trained in the alchemy furnace ?”

Guanyin: "..."

If he betrays Buddhism again now, will he still have a place to go?The immediate boss is too troublesome.

Why don't you write it yourself if you have the ability!Avalokitesvara affirms that Tathagata will never be able to think of a way to sharpen Shang Qian's disciple Di Jun's godson.

"You can press him under Five Fingers Mountain for 500 years to hone his mind." Guanyin took a deep breath, "suggestion" said.

Tathagata was silent for a long time, and said quietly: "Then Shangqian will hang me upside down on Wuzhi Mountain to dry for 500 years."

One Buddha and one Bodhisattva looked at each other.

Come on, there is no way to write a script for Journey to the West!

Later, Tathagata knew that Jin Chanzi, the second disciple of the Buddhist scriptures he sent, would be beaten up by Shangqian in the underworld every time he was reborn. Well, being beaten a few times by Shang Qian Dijun is not considered wronged.

Sun Wukong was born, he was suppressed by Kong Xuan to practice, and Wenqu star Shen Gongbao personally taught human culture, Tathagata let go of a little heart.

Sun Wukong was stuffed into the Heavenly Court by Shang Qian, and when he started making troubles in the Heavenly Palace according to Tathagata’s script, he was beaten up by the broom star No. But cleaning is not easy to mess with.

Shang Qian sympathetically rubbed the monkey's head of his stupid apprentice: "You say you, it's fine to go to the gods of the various ministries to make trouble, why are you stupidly throwing rubbish on the ground."

Sun Wukong was wronged and wronged: "I don't know that broom star is Nezha's master..."

Who would have thought that the combat power and official position of the Heavenly Court would be arranged backwards.

Later, Sun Wukong took the timid Tang Seng to learn Buddhist scriptures, followed by three younger brothers. The dragon clan followed Shangqian, and naturally they couldn't let their clansmen turn into horse-carrying people.

When I met the black bear spirit, he was a demon general under my godfather. After drinking a few meals at Hu Chi Hai, he wiped his mouth and continued on his way.

When encountering a yellow-robed monster, it turned out to be a disciple of the Interceptor. According to his seniority, he had to call Sun Wukong "Master Uncle", and then he had a good meal and then hurried on.

King of Golden Horn and King of Silver Horn is Sun Wukong's playmate he met at the uncle's place, and he had another meal...

At Wuzhuang Temple, Hong Yun saw Sun Wukong smiling lovingly, and took him by the shoulders to the ginseng fruit tree: "Wukong, you are tired from learning scriptures, eat more ginseng fruits, if you can't eat, I will give you a few more walks... "

... When the Tathagata saw the five masters and apprentices in Lingshan, they were all startled, and they couldn't help but lowered their heads and asked Guanyin: "I remember that there was only one pig in the sutra-taking team."

The corners of Guanyin's eyes twitched: "The fat and white monk is Tang Monk, the fat and black monk is Drifting Monk, the fat and white monk is Ao Lie from the dragon tribe, and the one with pig ears is Zhu Bajie."

As for Sun Wukong, he is the only one who has not gained weight. Monkeys are vegetarians and exercise a lot, so it is not easy to gain weight.

How good is the food along the way, the corner of Tathagata's mouth twitched.

Sun Wukong looked at Tathagata with bright eyes, and urged: "Second Martial Uncle, hurry up and give me the scriptures. My master, godfather, senior brother, senior sister, grandpa, uncle and great master are still waiting for me to go back to Qilinya for dinner!"

A reunion dinner is not a reunion without one person!