Countdown to Yin Yang Classics

Compared with men appreciating and commenting on women, women are often more accurate in appreciating and commenting on their own sex.Although the substituting factor of sensibility is not unique to women, it is the most sensitive place for women.

There are a thousand red buildings in the eyes of a thousand people, so when facing a female substitute teacher, how to ask reasonable questions about this clip without making her feel disgusted and uncomfortable really requires a keen observation and empathy.

Xu Yin was not affected much by Jin Ke's matter, she raised her right hand to signal, her red eyes turned to her, and then she said, "Please tell me."

"You even said the word 'please'?" Cheng Yu propped his chin and looked in Xu Yin's direction.

Gu Shi put down his pen and followed his gaze: "Isn't it the most basic etiquette to raise your hand to ask the teacher?"

Cheng Yu turned his head: "That's right, why did I forget this?"

The two continued to pay attention to Xu Yin.

Xu Yin took a deep breath, with a relaxed expression, and with a slight smile on his face, he said gently: "Teacher, did Daiyu enter Jia's mansion voluntarily or by force?"

Hong Hong: "All of them. Student Xu Yin, please sit down."

What kind of question is this? Is it different from asking in vain?

Cheng Yu looked back and forth between Xu Yin and Hong Hong, the substitute teacher, and finally remained silent for a few seconds, then said: "Obviously, Xu Yin has watched "A Dream of Red Mansions", so she knows the context of Lin Daiyu's entry into Jia's mansion. But now One problem is that Xu Yin's problem came from before Lin Daiyu entered Jia's mansion, that is to say, this problem has nothing to do with this teaching, but it is the inducement of this teaching task. So..."

"So what did you find?" Gu Shi asked him.

"So Xu Yin asked knowingly, but maybe this substitute teacher simply hates us guys?" Cheng Yu choked out such a sentence for a long time.

Gu Shi: "..."

With your attitude, maybe she still hates you.

After Xu Yin asked the question and sat down, he looked at Xu Ting next to her, and then motioned.Xu Ting raised her hand, Hong Hong nodded.The little girl stood up, and a sweet voice sounded, polite and generous: "Excuse me, teacher, why didn't Papa Lin send Daiyu to Jia's mansion in person?"

"Who is Papa Lin?" A man's voice sounded behind Cheng Yu.

"Lin Ruhai." A woman replied.

"I always thought Jia Yucun was her father."

"I seriously doubt that your brain cells are dying now. Return Jia Yucun's father, and you don't even know what her last name is. Her father Lin Ruhai and her mother Jia Min."

……

Cheng Yu tilted his head and glanced, and found that it was Wang Luo and You Jia.

It seems that among them, there are still fools.

Hong Hong's tone was still the same as that of the previous two: "There are not many natal families who like son-in-law. Student Xu Ting, please sit down."

"Hehe, the little girl asked such a wonderful question!" Youjia chuckled lightly.

Wang Luo didn't understand, but his face was worried, because Youjia's words made him feel uncomfortable: "Jiajia!"

Youjia smiled: "When you marry me in the future, you will know the meaning of this question. The little girl is innocent and doesn't understand the world. Maybe she, like Lin Daiyu, is also a child dependent on others."

The voice was not too loud, but it was still heard by Cheng Yu and Gu Shi.

Apparently, that Yujia also knew how to ask questions.

Cheng Yu had a hunch that this question might not be so friendly to these men.

He retracted his gaze solemnly and fell into deep thought.

Time is still passing, and everyone is thinking about it.The substitute teacher on the stage was like a stone statue, motionless, as if she would not speak or move as long as everyone did not ask questions.

On the white wall above the blackboard, hangs an electronic watch.When Cheng Yu looked up, the time was 00:05:48

Obviously, this is a countdown.

What will happen if you don't ask the question in 10 minutes?No one knows, but now Cheng Yu's eyelids are twitching violently.

He took a deep breath, he couldn't always let the lesbians take the lead, although his understanding of "Dream of Red Mansions" was not that deep.As soon as his butt got off the stool and was about to stand up, it was pressed down by Gu Shi beside him.

Gu Shi watched him stand up, and then asked, "Hi, teacher! May I ask if Jia Baoyu's jade throwing is real or just a show?"

Cheng Yu: "!!!"

Dude, is your brain still working?Jinke is still hanging outside!

Hong Hong smiled "hehe".This was the first time Cheng Yu heard her laugh, and he shuddered suddenly.

Gu Shi's calm eyes looked at the podium, and it didn't seem to have any effect from the laughter.The man stood upright, with his head held high.Cheng Yu propped his cheek with his left hand, and looked sideways, only to realize that from his angle, Gu Shi's nose bridge is very straight and beautiful, with a chiseled edge, and even the eyebrows are full of heroism .If this was placed in ancient times, it might be a great general galloping on the battlefield.

There was a moment of silence.

This is not a good thing.

There is a saying that if you don't explode in silence, you die in silence. 【①】

And Gu Shi and the others are in progress right now.

Hong Hong slowly lowered her head and said nothing, and raised her head after four or five seconds. The original normal face was like everyone's short but beautiful imagination.But at this moment, this pale face, paired with blood red lips, and silent evil smile, is her real face. "Then what do you think?"

As soon as the words fell, the hair on the red head broke away from the body like an arrow, and went straight to Gu Shi.

What the hell! ! !

Amidst the shock, Cheng Yu pulled Gu Shi past him and fell to the ground.

The red hair is like an arrow that leaves the string, and it is out of control.

bang bang bang bang-

The bundle of hair crashed through several classrooms one after another, and finally fixed on the wall of one of the classrooms.

The successive movements woke up the number 521 Grandma Liu who was in the charging dormancy. She opened her eyes, got up and unplugged the charging cable on her head with her other free hand, and hung the charging cable outside the classroom with her other mechanical arm. Jinke, who had fainted, was thrown back.After retracting her arm, grandma stretched her waist, and then came to the wall where the red hair went through, glanced at it twice, turned her head and wrote lightly: "Which one of you is going to pick it up?"

Everyone else: ? ? ?

Are you sure it is fully charged?

Gu Shi supported Cheng Yu to get up, just now, if Cheng Yu hadn't pulled him, according to the flying speed of that bundle of hair, he would have been injured.

Grandma's eyes swept over everyone one by one, and finally fixed on Gu Shi.

Almost in the blink of an eye, she was in front of Gu Shi. "What did you do?"

"No, she convulsed herself, and then her hair flew out!" Before Gu Shi could speak, Cheng Yu was busy talking.

Grandma: "Then why don't you try flying one?"

Cheng Yu: "..."

or farewell.She is a puppet and I am not. The director of the building does not want to have the Mediterranean Sea and pebbles.

Cheng Yu noticed that 521 Grandma Liu and Honghong actually have something in common, that is, they are both a combination of puppet machinery and technology. One simple instruction.

The reason why what happened just now may be because the word in Gu Shi's words accidentally violated her taboo, so she got angry.

"Reason?" Grandma looked at Gu Shi.

Cheng Yu also looked at him worriedly.

Although they had only met each other not long ago, Gu Shi did not give Cheng Yu the impression that he was such an impulsive person, so what caused Gu Shi to change his cautious attitude.

Gu Shi said indifferently, "I'm hungry."

Grandma: "Oh."

"No, grandma, how can you be so calm? I just turned my head before, and you acted like you were going to break my neck. Why did you engage in double standards when you came to him!"

Grandma: "Because he is more handsome than you."

Cheng Yu couldn't laugh or cry.

"There are still 3 minutes before class break, I will ask again, which one of you will pick it up?" Grandma asked again.

Everyone, look at me, and I look at you.

Finally, old K raised his hand: "I'll go!"

The classroom door opened, and Old K was let out.Grandma told him not to answer any noises on the road, and not to turn around, and focus on getting back his hair, otherwise everyone will be expelled to the playground once the time limit expires.

As for what the playground was like, grandma didn't tell Old K.

The author has something to say:

【①】: From Lu Xun's "Remembrance of Mr. Liu Hezhen", the original text "If you don't break out in silence, you will perish in silence."

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