Countdown to Yin Yang Classics

Cheng Yu has never encountered such things as going through security checks in his life, such as going through security checks at airports, stations, and subways, etc. But even so, Cheng Yu was still shocked by the actions of 521!

When 521 faced Gu, the blue light in his eyes scanned up and down: "Hello, please raise your left hand, say a pronoun silently in your heart, and then place your right hand on my forehead."

Gu Shi hesitated for a while, but did as he did.

Cheng Yu poked in his heart and said: If it comes to me later, I might not be able to help avenging my personal revenge, and slap your brains out with a slap.

At this moment, a mechanical arm stretched out from 521's originally empty sleeve. The claw on the mechanical arm held a bracelet similar to a smart watch. With a 'click' sound, the bracelet was tightly wrapped around Gu Shi's arm.At this time, the loli voice of 521 rang: "Student Gu Shi, male, 25 years old, single, in good health and without bad habits."

The mechanical arm was retracted, and a student card was spit out from 521's mouth, with Gu Shi's full body photo and identity information on it.

"Student Gu Shi, please go to classroom 521 on the fifth floor and wait." Grandma Liu, number 521, even bowed.

Cheng Yu was like a country boy who had never seen the world, his eyes almost popped out.This attitude is very different from the way he treated himself just now!

"I'll go up and wait for you first." Gu Shi looked back at the crowd, then turned and left.

His tepid tone and attitude are a kind of acquiescence and a sense of security to everyone.It seems that from this moment on, the puppet robot in front of them will not harm them, it is just a simple guide.

Next is the data entry of other people:

Student Huang Tai, male, 24 years old, unemployed, loves to smoke, currently single.

Student Jinke, male, 31 years old, financial director, smokes and drinks, married with children.

Student K, male, 37 years old, martial arts coach, widowed.

Student Xu Ting, female, 13 years old, junior high school student, orphan.

Student Xu Yin, female, 28 years old, high school teacher, single.

Student Wang Luo, male, 22 years old, college student, in love.

Student Youjia, female, 21 years old, college student, in love.

The last one was himself, and Cheng Yu came to 521 nervously.

521 scanned his eyes up and down, and his voice changed back to that of an old woman: "Hi, please raise your left hand, say a pronoun in your heart, and then place your right hand on my forehead."

Absolutely on purpose!

on purpose!

absolute!

Cheng Yu raised his left hand and placed his right hand on 521's forehead.I don't know how to think about it, I always feel that the design of this security check is a bit strange, 521 actually winks at him, the blue eyes are like the deep ocean, not like the black eyeballs before.

shameless!

Brother is a principled person, don't think you are a puppet, just want to catch me, there is no way!

"Student Cheng Yu, male, 22 years old, college graduate, single mother and child." After entering Cheng Yu's data, 521 spit out his student card and stuck it to his face with spider webs, then kicked him in.

"what--!!!"

Everyone entered the classroom and waited for about 5 minutes before they heard Cheng Yu's shout.

The strange thing is that when Cheng Yu and Gu Shi came in and saw the gray and yellow palace lanterns in each classroom, they disappeared.The whole building is bright and brilliant, but the classrooms are empty and the corridors are empty.

In classroom 521, except for Gu Shi who was waiting at the door, everyone was resting in the classroom.

Gu Shi followed the screams and saw that Cheng Yu was caught in the air by Grandma Liu's mechanical arm, bouncing back and forth, which was inexplicably funny.

"Hey! Gu Shi, save me!" Cheng Yu raised his head and saw the person at the door of the classroom, shouting at the top of his voice.

521 This Grandma Liu seemed to have a grudge against him in her previous life, and she came here to avenge her in this life.

Gu Shi didn't do anything, just stayed where he was and looked at Cheng Yu.

After reaching the classroom door, Grandma Liu threw Cheng Yu down.

"Ah - can't you be gentle? Grandma." Cheng Yu wailed and slowly got up, and Gu Shi gave him a hand.

After entering the classroom, Grandma Liu stepped onto the podium, and the long mechanical arm was activated again. The blackboard on the podium was opened from the middle by the mechanical arm, and there was a crystal coffin inside, and a person and a woman were lying in the crystal coffin.A girl, to be exact.

Wearing the costumes of the ancient Qing court, combing the ancient hair on the sideburns, and wearing the ancient headgear, she is as serene as the Sleeping Beauty in a fairy tale.

This is Cheng Yu's most intuitive feeling.

she is pretty.

"The content of this class will be taught by substitute teacher Hong Hong." Grandma Liu said, two mechanical arms suddenly extended towards the crystal coffin. After a while, the lid of the crystal coffin was opened, and Hong Hong opened her eyes and walked out from inside.

Grandma Liu saluted her, "Thank you." Then she looked at everyone and said, "If there is any violation of classroom discipline, grandma will deal with it seriously!"

After finishing speaking, grandma walked to the back of the classroom by herself, took out the charging cable in the desk pocket, found the plug under the table and plugged it in, then touched the back of her head with the other end, plugged it in without hesitation, and charged herself .

The grandma in the charging state has black hair and a much younger face, like a woman in her twenties to 30s.

Cheng Yu turned around and saw this scene, and was immediately warned by the vigilant grandma's red eyes, he immediately locked onto Gu Shi obediently, and sat beside him.

[Substitute teacher Hong Hong has been activated, and the Red House classroom is officially launched]

[The content of this teaching is Lin Daiyu's entry into Jia's mansion, please listen carefully and take notes in class]

Director Lou's voice echoed in Cheng Yu's mind again, as if it had been a long time.Thinking of Grandma Liu at the back of the classroom, Cheng Yu felt terrified, wanted to see but dared not.

After that, paper and pens automatically appeared on everyone's desks.

[Sleeping Beauty] stood on the podium with a dignified posture, glanced at everyone one by one, and said softly: "Class——"

Then the classroom was quiet, silent, dead still.

After a long time, Cheng Yu discovered that they had experienced this incident again.It was still grandma who released the substitute teacher, and then hid in the back of the classroom to charge.

During the third repetition, Cheng Yu poked Gu Shi with his finger and whispered, "Did you find any problems?"

"Her body is fading, and every time she repeats it, the fading becomes severe." Gu Shi looked at the substitute teacher on the stage.

Cheng Yu only noticed the three time cycles, but ignored the physical condition of the substitute teacher.

After a while, Cheng Yu looked towards the back row of the classroom, and within three seconds, his grandma flashed in front of him, her scarlet eyes almost popping out: "Fuck you!" The data cables on the back of its head flew out at such a high speed.

Before the robotic arm touched Cheng Yu's neck, it was blocked by a knife, "Listen to him first."

Grandma put down the robotic arm, her eyes widening.Gu Shi also took the knife away.

Everyone's faces were as ugly as they were, but they were more afraid, and no one dared to speak out at this moment.

Cheng Yu's Adam's apple wriggled up and down, and then asked, "Grandma, why are we repeating what happened in this short paragraph while we haven't been in class?"

"No comment! There will be another time, and I will be expelled from the classroom!"

Grandma's angry appearance was deeply etched in everyone's minds.For a long time after that, no one dared to provoke it.

Except Cheng Yu, a preserved egg.

"It seems that we have to solve this problem ourselves." Gu Shi said.

The factor of embarrassment and bewilderment was born after Cheng Yu glanced at the substitute teacher again.His brain cells were moving rapidly, thinking carefully about the suspiciousness of these three plot repetitions, until finally he figured out one thing, a trivial thing, a thing he often did when he was a child.

After sitting down again, Cheng Yu took a deep breath, stood up tentatively, and said loudly, "Stand up!"

Everyone was struck by lightning immediately, their faces were filled with fear.

Gu Shi also figured out the breakthrough of the problem at this moment, it turned out to be such a simple matter.He stood up, and the old K behind him also stood up, and the others also stood up one after another.

"Hello teacher!" Everyone yelled in unison, as if returning to their youth.

Hong Hong: "Hi, students!"

That's right, many of them have forgotten that there is such a ritual thing before the formal class.From kindergarten, elementary school, middle school, and high school, everyone came here like this.Many universities have downplayed this etiquette, and let this etiquette slowly fade in their hearts.

The grandma at the back of the classroom raised her head and said to herself, "You're pretty smart, not like those idiots in the last class!"

The class is different from the ideal class.

Hong Hong stood on the podium, except for the "Hello, classmates" with a little emotional tone, the voice behind it was simply the intelligent reading of the voice software, without any emotion.It was so boring that Cheng Yu almost fell asleep after hearing it.

It's all about reciting "Lin Daiyu enters Jia's mansion" in the high school textbook in front of them.As for whether there is any suspicion of missing words, Cheng Yu doesn't know.

The paper on the desk was thrown aside by him, and the person was lying on the desk like a soft doll, spinning a pen with one hand in boredom.

Gu Shi next to him listened carefully and took notes from time to time.Cheng Yu took a glance and found that there were only some people's names sparsely.

Could it be that this test is about the name of the person?Or how many people appear in this story?

Hong Hong dropped the last word, and then bowed deeply.

At this time, the announcement sounded:

[This class is delayed for 10 minutes. During this period, students can ask questions to the substitute teacher, but only one question per person.If you don’t ask or the question is invalid, the student will be punished]

After the broadcast, everyone whispered, wondering what questions to ask.

What kind of question would be an invalid question?

Everyone was puzzled, and there were no extra hints at the scene.In addition to the substitute teacher on the podium in the classroom, there is the number 521 Grandma Liu at the end, but they have seen Grandma Liu's skills, so they dare not act rashly.

After 1 minute passed, only Jin Ke stood up and asked, "Is a book annoying if you cry and cry, isn't it just bullying us men?"

Hong Hong smiled slightly, glanced at Jinke, and said softly: "Student Jinke, the question is invalid."

The next second, the grandma at the back of the classroom opened her eyes, and the long robotic arm went straight to Jinke, grabbed the person through the window, and hung him outside the classroom.

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah--"

Others in the classroom did not dare to move.

This incident reminded them that they should not talk nonsense and ask questions indiscriminately, otherwise the grandma at the back of the classroom would "warmly" entertain them.

Grandma changed into a comfortable position, ignored them, and then squinted her eyes to recharge, as if the outstretched robotic arm was not her own.

Cheng Yu witnessed what happened to Jin Ke just now. He put down his pen and turned to Gu Shi beside him: "Whether the question is valid or not is up to the substitute teacher to judge. We don't have any chance to question or refute. What do you think?"

Gu Shi and him looked at each other, and then said, "Just because he can't do it doesn't mean that other people can't do it."

"What do you mean?"

"There is a specialization in art." Gu Shi pointed to the female teacher at the door of the classroom, Xu Yin.

Cheng Yu suddenly laughed, how could he forget about this female teacher.

There is a saying that knowing yourself, knowing your enemy, and winning a hundred battles, so how can a woman understand a woman better than a man.

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