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He dare not speak indiscriminately now.

This skill that makes him look ugly from time to time is torturing Cheng Yu's self-esteem every minute and every second.

From everyone's words and reactions, he has clearly understood the ins and outs of the whole incident, so he has become more autistic.

The little monkey in his arms seemed to sense that he was in a bad mood, screamed 'Zhi Zhi', and hugged him tightly.

This time teaching, grandma did not stay in the classroom, Gu Shi got up and went outside to take a look, and found that grandma was sitting on the top of the old tree with her eyes closed to rest.

He stayed for a while, as if thinking about something.

Then back to the classroom.

The two Monkey Kings at the front and back said: "Hello, everyone, I am the substitute teacher 'Monkey King' for this Journey to the West class."

They opened their eyes at the same time and spoke at the same time.

Everyone's eyes flicked back and forth.

The two Monkey Kings waited after they finished speaking.

Cheng Yu remembered the time in the Red Mansion classroom, so he patted Gu Shi and wrote on his hand: Stand up, hello teacher

Gu Shi immediately comprehended to do so.

The end of the greeting before the formal class starts, and it is the official start.

In order to facilitate the observation of the two Great Sages Equaling Heaven, Cheng Yu gestured with his hands and wrote in the palm of Gu Shi by the way, telling him to change the direction of everyone's desks and chairs so that he could observe the two substitute teachers conveniently.

Otherwise, if you look at the front for a while, you have to look back at the back for a while.After a long time, people's neck will be sore.

Therefore, all the desks and chairs in the classroom face east, and the front and back blackboards are located on the north and south sides of the classroom.In addition, everyone is basically sticking to the west wall, so at the same time, taking into account the two Monkey Kings in the north and the south, it is still possible to see as far as the eye can see.

Two Monkey Kings: "Before the official lecture, the teacher asked everyone a question, who came up with the name Monkey King?"

"Of course it's Tang Seng!" Jin Ke immediately replied loudly.Still asking such a simple question?

You Jia questioned immediately: "No."

"What's wrong? Don't Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing both get it from Tang Seng? Sun Wukong is a great apprentice, and he rescued him from the foot of Wuzhi Mountain. He didn't take it. It can't be Guanyin or Tathagata, right?" Jin Ke retorted. .

Xu Ting stood up with her little hands raised, and said, "It's not Tang Monk, nor Guanyin and Tathagata, but Patriarch Bodhi."

"But I clearly remember that Tang Seng took it for him!" Jin Ke began to doubt his memory.

Even Cheng Yu fell into conflict.

Who gave Sun Wukong the name?

At this time, Huang Tai got up and explained: "Actually, Tang Monk and Bodhi Patriarch both named the Great Sage."

As soon as the words fell, the two great sages on the north and south podiums looked at Huang Tai happily.

Huang Tai continued: "In fact, most of us know "Journey to the West" from the film and television works, and few people calm down to read the original content. The Red Chamber was before, and so is Journey to the West now. Film and television dramas are being adapted and When processing, it may not be 100% restored. What's more, it is harvesting the fast-paced film and television industry under the banner of classics.

Both Tang Seng and Bodhi Patriarch did give names to the Great Sage, but the name Sun Wukong was first taken by Bodhi Patriarch.

It was mentioned in the first chapter of the original "Journey to the West", the patriarch said that when he first saw the great sage, he had a humble body, like a hozen, and the word "horne" next to the beast was the ancient moon, and the ancient moon yin is not advisable.Then I took the word 鋲 to the side, which is the surname of Sun.He also learned enlightenment from the twelve characters in the door, and finally gave the Dharma name Sun Wukong. 【①】"

Cheng Yu listened to Huang Tai's explanation and nodded from time to time.Suddenly he took Gu Shi's hand and wrote a few words on it.

"Okay, let me ask for you." Gu Shi said in peace.

He looked back at Huang Tai and asked, "Why do you know so clearly?"

Huang Tai chuckled, and continued: "When I was in the postgraduate entrance examination, I was under a lot of pressure and couldn't do the questions. When I was bored, I went to the library and looked through "Journey to the West". I remembered Brother Hou first, and then this Patriarch Bodhi.

Of course, Tang Seng also took a name. After rescuing the Great Sage at the foot of Wuzhi Mountain, he bestowed the Dharma name on him, and he was also called Sun Xingzhe.You should have a deep impression of this name in the story of King Jinyinjiao. "

After Huang Tai sat down, Cheng Yu turned around, showed him a standard and polite smile, and gave him a big thumbs up.

It's like saying: Brother, well done!

Huang Tai also gave him a very nice look.

When he turned around, Cheng Yu's arms were empty, and the little monkey was caught by Gu Shi and placed on the desk, gnawing on a peeled carrot in its paw.

Cheng Yu looked at Gu Shi's unclear eyes: "...That (giggle)..." He immediately shut up.

wrong!

Huang Tai answered this question very well. Is there anything wrong with giving him praises and smiles as a brother?

Why did Gu Shi look so angry?He also took the little monkey out of his arms, and let it squat on the desk and eat carrots all by itself?

Peeled carrots again!

Cheng Yusheng was upset when he saw this peeled carrot, because this carrot always reminded him of the scene where Gu Shi was so frightened that he cried.But the person in front of him has lost his memory now!

The more he thought about it, the angrier he became, Cheng Yu looked away angrily.

Two Great Sages Equaling Heaven: "This teaching content: What are the 72 changes? Please listen carefully and read carefully."

Cheng Yu couldn't help but look at each other with Gu Shi.

"..."

"..."

How do you tell the difference?

"Journey to the West" also emphasizes that you will come and go, you will say something, you will make a move, and you will hate me and curse.

Now these two people on the scene are doing the same thing!

Even the costumes, voices, expressions, movements, and speech are the same, and they are simply mirror people.

Everyone looked even more at a loss.

Cheng Yu said in his heart: "Master, I want to see how you show the 72 changes? It must be a video, otherwise you can show the whole 72 changes on the spot?"

Unexpectedly, in the next second, the two Monkey Kings on the left and right turned into a small house at the same time, the kind of small house that can be used as a doghouse in Cheng Yu's eyes.

He stared blankly, shaking his head from side to side in disbelief.

Mud horse? ! !

Monkey King's 72 transformations! ! !

Just kidding? ! !

The 72 transformations of the true Monkey King!

He felt that his eyeballs were about to rush out of his sockets in shock and couldn't hold back, his mouth was wide open, but he obeyed his grandma's teachings and didn't make a sound.

Gu Shi next to him calmly noticed the state of the master next to him, raised his hand to touch the man's chin, closed Cheng Yu's mouth, and said politely like a gentleman: "You're welcome."

Cheng Yu stared blankly: I didn't want to thank you, sir!

"What clues do you see?" Cheng Yu wrote in Gu Shi's palm.

Gu Shining frowned, looked at the situation on both sides, and said in a low voice: "I can't see it for the time being, but they are definitely not the real Monkey King."

Cheng Yu: Isn't this nonsense?If they are real, can we still sit here and listen to lectures?

The two kennels on the left and right said at the same time: "The next step is to call the wind and call the rain!"

The words closed, and the podiums on both sides began to storm.

"No, isn't this calling wind and rain the ability of Thunder God and Lightning Mother? How did it become Monkey King's?" Wang Luo suddenly said.

Cheng Yu glanced at Wang Luo and sighed.

This buddy will really find mistakes for himself!

Sure enough, in the next second, he was slapped by Youjia: "Shut up if you don't know! Don't be ashamed here."

Cheng Yu looked at Huang Tai, who shrugged.

That meaning is obvious, don't ask me everything, I don't know everything so clearly.

At this time, Xu Ting behind her whispered: "The so-called 72 changes are not all changes into a certain state, but only Monkey King's 72 skills. Rather than calling the wind and calling the rain, it is better to say that it is praying for the rain with the wind."

You Jia followed Xu Ting and added: "That's right. And calling the wind and rain is not the ability of Lei Gong and Dian Mu, but Feng Bo Yu Shi."

When the class was one-third in, there was an announcement:

[Students please choose the Monkey King who you think is fake]

【Currently vote for the first time】

[Supervised by the leader number 521, Grandma Liu]

The radio was turned off, and grandma appeared at the door of the classroom.

Regarding the changes in the positions of tables and chairs in the classroom, he seemed very calm and just smiled.He walked into the crowd and distributed paper and pens to everyone.

"How do you write something like this? Why don't you have a number or something?" Cheng Yu stared at his grandma and hesitated to write.

Grandma looked back at him, then smiled, patted his desk with a mechanical claw, and said, "Then what do you think?"

Cheng Yu was taken aback: She, she knows what I'm thinking?

"Grandma can still see your flamboyant guts. This is not one left, one right, just north and south? Just follow this!" Grandma said the first sentence, looking at Cheng Yu, and said the second sentence to everyone.

But five of the eight abstained.

Only three people voted: Wang Luo voted for the northern one, Jinke for the southern one, and Old K for the northern one, but he erased the southern one from his paper.Obviously, he also had doubts about these two identical Monkey Kings, but at the last moment, he could only gamble.

The explanations of the other five people for abstaining are: "The broadcast announcement did not say that abstaining is not allowed, so it is reasonable for us to abstain."

Grandma didn't say anything, but just took everyone's paper and pens.

With a little time left, Cheng Yu caught up with grandma.

The moment just now let him know that grandma could hear his inner voice, so he ran over just to ask a question, which was related to their next vote.

Grandma's eyes changed, and the blue eyes scanned Cheng Yu's heartbeat, and then turned back to black. She said, "The heart rate data is normal. Ask, you can speak."

Can you speak?

When Cheng Yu got excited, he opened his mouth and turned into 'giggle' again.

Grandma said angrily, "Will you die if you are not excited?"

Cheng Yu had no choice but to take a few deep breaths to slow down his heartbeat and relax his emotions.

After a while, grandma scanned it again and said, "No problem, just ask."

Cheng Yu revealed a pair of innocent eyes and said, "Grandma, what if there is a conflict between us and the substitute teacher during class?"

Grandma: "??? Tell me."

Cheng Yu: "For example, did we accidentally hurt the substitute teacher? Or the substitute teacher lost control of his emotions and wanted to attack us?"

Grandma pondered for a while, then said: "According to the famous school regulations, substitute teachers are not allowed to actively attack students during the teaching period. If there is any violation, they will be dealt with seriously. As for students accidentally injuring the substitute teacher...don't even think about it with your body! No student dares to challenge the authority of the substitute teacher in class..."

Except what she knew, the former Gu Shi.

"Then thank you grandma, you go slowly." Cheng Yu got the result he wanted.

The moment he turned around, he showed a sly smile, and a calculating idea began to grow in his heart.

Whether it's the Monkey King, or the six-eared macaque, or a substitute teacher, or a repeater.The relationship between them is opposite, but externally they are unified.

The illusion of one body with two sides is actually a disguise, and what is fake is sometimes true.

Not only the six-eared macaque is envious and jealous, but the Monkey King is also the same.

After the rest time, the two Monkey Kings continued to perform 72 changes.

Cheng Yu stabilized his emotions, calmed down, and slowed down his heartbeat.Then he stood in the middle of the classroom, facing the two Monkey Kings with both palms, he called to test his voice first, and then Gu Shi gestured OK. After making sure it wasn't 'giggle', Cheng Yu called to stop for two A performance by Monkey King.

The two Monkey Kings looked at him puzzled.

Cheng Yu said with a smile: "Watching the 72 transformations performed by the two teachers, you can change whatever you think in your heart. Can you satisfy the students' curiosity?"

The two Great Sages Equaling Heaven: "...Yes."

Like an innocent child, Cheng Yu looked around at the two Monkey Kings on the left and right. Suddenly his eyes became deep and he asked coldly, "Can you imitate the six-eared macaque?"

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Note:

【①】: This is the origin of the name Sun Wukong in "Journey to the West", and it is also the first time it appears.For the original text, see page 13 of the first chapter of "Journey to the West" by People's Literature Publishing House.Here is my own paraphrase for brevity.

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