Countdown to Yin Yang Classics

In the broadcasting room, Lou Yan was leisurely holding a big pipe and lying on the grand master's chair.The tape recorder by the window was still playing old operas that he was familiar with.

"Crossing the forest and crossing the snowfield

angry

Expressing pride and lofty ambitions to face the mountains

May the five continents and the four seas recruit together

Even if it is a sea of ​​fire and a mountain of knives, it will rush forward

I can't wait to make the snow turn into spring water

Ushering in the spring scenery to change the world..."【①】

While smoking a cigarette, he pressed a button under the seat, and soon on the glass window, a picture of him being knocked out and the content of the broadcast being tampered with was projected on that day.

Lou Yan was not angry because of this, he continued to look down.Soon the screen jumped to a thatched hut, inside which were Cheng Yu and Gu Shi.

After watching these scenes, Lou Yan snorted softly: "You are really getting more and more daring for being smart and cheating under the noses of those people." Then he recorded a copy of the opera clips he was listening to just now. , find the one named 'Zero' in the address book, and click send.

Not long after, Lou Yan received a reply.

The other party obviously understood his temper very well, didn't say anything, and just sent a piece of drama.

"On New Year's Eve, the whole cottage is lit up

I've set signals all over the mountain

Set up a chicken banquet according to the plan

The gangsters were drunk and messed up

I only hope that comrades will show up

It’s just around the corner to destroy the bandit’s lair and wipe out the stubborn enemy”【②】

Lou Yan laughed out loud after hearing this, and then sent another message: "If you want to be Yang Zirong, you are not qualified yet."

In the end it was the person he secretly trained, Lou Yan knew his temperament better than anyone else.

On the other side of the main building, the legendary person on the fifth floor has never shown his face so far, and now he has to be careful every step he takes, like walking on thin ice.

Otherwise, this failure will lead to irreversible consequences.

On the other hand, the fact that Gu Shi fainted under Cheng Yu's nose really made him anxious.

Cheng Yu immediately went over and leaned Gu Shi against him.

He picked up the photo that Gu Shi had seen on the ground, but before he could see it clearly, his grandma snatched it away.

"Grandma, how can you do this? It's Gu Shi's courier!" Cheng Yu shouted anxiously.

Grandma ignored him at all.

In the photo, Gu Shi was wearing a white shirt, but it was already covered with dirt, surrounded by mechanical puppets.In the eyes of those mechanical puppets, some are fierce, some are afraid, some are excited, and some are bloodthirsty.The wall behind Gu Shi was covered in blood, and the surrounding ground was covered with the remains of mechanical puppets.

Of course, grandma will never forget this scene. It was the first time she saw the rumored "humanoid machine" in school, known as the mechanical puppet "butcher".

At that time, she had just been transformed by the black knight.Because the black knight was going to a meeting, he sneaked out, but by mistake, he entered the cleanup team, which had loopholes in the protection at the time, to clean the venue.

Grandma didn't know how she left in the end, all she knew was that when she woke up, she returned to the black knight's office.He was imprisoned for three months thereafter.

Returning the photo to Cheng Yu, and taking another glance at Gu Shi, she said, "You are fine, but your brain is stimulated. You will wake up in a while."

After hearing these words, Cheng Yu breathed a sigh of relief.

But when he saw the photo clearly, he gasped.

Was Gu Shi's past so bloody?

The couriers for the remaining people are:

Old K is a group photo of his comrades before he retired. In the photo, he is wearing a military uniform.

Huang Tai is a photo of a roommate cheering him on for the postgraduate entrance examination. The roommate in the photo has passed the postgraduate entrance examination and passed on his European spirit to him.The European spirit conveyed in the hands of the two is the headband that Huang Tai is wearing on his head now.

Jinke's express delivery is a pair of chopsticks, and it is also a pair of broken chopsticks.He threw away the chopsticks directly, thinking that broken chopsticks were bad luck.

You Jia and Wang Luo's are the same, a photo taken at the couple's playground, with the Ferris wheel behind them.The only difference is the color difference between the two photos.One color, one grey.

The last one belongs to Xu Yin.

Xu Ting entered Xu Yin's password, opened the express box, and there was only a blank piece of paper inside, with three words written on it: Sorry

All couriers have been checked.

Broadcast this time to issue the task of this classroom test.

【Students please go to Classroom 511】

"Let's go." Grandma jumped to the passage on the fifth floor of the ancient tree first, and said, looking at the people below.

Cheng Yu looked at Gu Shi in his arms, threw the backpack to Old K, and said, "I'll carry him."

Old K entered the ancient tree first, followed by Cheng Yu.The others followed behind him.

On the fifth floor, grandma was the first to find classroom 511.Cheng Yu and the others also followed to the door of the classroom, but after the last Jin Ke crossed the passage, the passage connecting the fifth floor on the ancient tree fell off automatically.Like a fallen leaf returning to its roots, it fell to the ground and was absorbed by the ancient tree.

Jin Ke was still in shock and hung directly on Huang Tai.

Huang Tai wanted to push him down in disgust, but the more he pushed Jinke, the tighter he was.

It's the same as a 520 glue.

Old K couldn't stand it anymore, so he walked over and dragged him down.A cold breath filled Jinke's body, and he immediately followed everyone into the classroom obediently.

511 classroom.

Except that the windows were closed by tree branches, it was no different from the classrooms in the Chinese Department.

There are two blackboards at the front and back, but the desks and chairs are not single, but double.

Cheng Yu put Gu Shi down slowly, put his right arm on the desk, and gently leaned his head on his right arm.He didn't sit down until he was done.The little monkey squatted on his shoulders.

Old K came in and handed him the backpack.

Xu Ting and Huang Tai sat behind Cheng Yu and Gu Shi.

Old K was alone, and Jin Ke stood beside Huang Tai, hesitating, because You Jia was sitting with Wang Luo over there.He was afraid of the aura of Old K, so he didn't dare to sit with him, and he was afraid that it would be unsafe to sit alone.

Huang Tai looked at him trembling and sighed, that's all.He got up and took the initiative to sit down next to Old K. Jinke clasped his hands together, thanked him, and sat next to Xu Ting.

Grandma walked to the podium, manipulated her mechanical arm, and split the blackboard into two. Inside the vertical crystal coffin, lay a great sage Equaling Heaven!

The little monkey on Cheng Yu's shoulder immediately screamed at the Monkey King in the crystal coffin.

"Squeak-"

Even jumped off his shoulders and ran to the podium.

But before it entered the podium, it was caught by the other mechanical arm of my grandma and hung in the air.

Grandma is opening the mechanism to wake up the Monkey King inside.

But at this moment, Cheng Yu found that the little monkey was barking even more crazily, and even thumped and shouted towards him.

Is it because grandma's mechanical arm hurt him?

Cheng Yu got up and said to his grandma: "Grandma, it's just a little monkey. I missed it. I'm sorry, please give it to me." He stepped forward to the podium.

The little monkey who was hung up pointed behind him and yelled.

Cheng Yu turned around, there was also a grandma on the blackboard at the back of the classroom.Not only that, but there is also a crystal coffin in the middle of the blackboard, and there is also a Monkey King inside.

He thought he was dazzled, rubbed his eyes, and looked again.Cheng Yu turned around, and the Monkey King behind him had been released by his grandma, standing on the podium with his eyes closed.He turned around, and the Monkey King at the back of the classroom was the same as the one at the front.

Hallucinating?

he asked himself.

No!This is not an illusion!

The scream of the little monkey is the most favorable proof.

He opened his mouth, wanting to remind everyone that there is an identical grandma and Monkey King at the back of the classroom.But as soon as he opened his mouth, it was: "Hehehehehe (look at the back, everyone)!"

He didn't realize that his words had become the sound of a chicken crowing.

Everyone in the audience looked at him with strange eyes.

Cheng Yu continued: "Googling (look at the back)! Goggle (there are two Monkey Kings), cluck (and grandma)!"

Xu Ting looked at Cheng Yu and said with a smile: "Big Brother, why are you learning how to crow like a chicken?"

Huang Titan couldn't help complaining: "What's the name of the giggling, talking in human language!"

Cheng Yu didn't understand why they said that, obviously he was just telling them what was going on behind the classroom, how could they say that he crowed like a chicken?

"Clack (back)! Cluck (look at the back of the classroom)." Cheng Yu said it again.

Xindao didn't say it clearly enough?

They didn't respond at all.

At this time, Gu Shi woke up.

Cheng Yu ran over in surprise, wanting to say that you finally woke up, but when I asked them to watch the back, they said I was crowing like a rooster.But the opening is: "Giggle cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck!"

The little monkey squeaked in Cheng Yu's arms, and pointed to the back of the classroom.

Gu Shi understood.

Looking back, the situation at the back of the classroom was the same as that on the podium in front.

"You want to talk about the situation behind the classroom?" Gu Shi looked at him and said.

Cheng Yu seemed to have found comfort, slapped Gu Shi on the shoulder, and said, "Heck heck heck (you still understand)!"

Gu Shi said: "You better shut up. Giggling is really annoying!"

Cheng Yu looked confused: "..."

At this time, the announcement sounded:

[This classroom test, true and false Monkey King]

[Among the two Monkey Kings, only one is a substitute teacher, and the other is a repeater pretending to be a grader]

[Find out the repeater and send him back to his class]

Grandma walked down, glanced at Cheng Yu, and said with a sneer, "Congratulations, you have activated the 'rooster crowing' skill. Good luck to you next!"

"Giggle (what do you mean)?"

Gu Shi couldn't stand it anymore, grabbed Cheng Yu's paw, and wrote on the palm of his hand:

Everything you say now will turn into chicken crowing.

Chicken crowing?

'Rooster crows'?

That's what it means...

Cheng Yu withdrew his hand, hugging the little monkey to shut himself up.

How could this be?

Could it be said that speaking in the future will become "giggle"?

The grandma who had just walked out of the classroom came back again. She looked at Cheng Yu and said, "Don't worry, this skill varies from person to person. In short, it is to control your heartbeat and emotions, and don't get excited. Only when the heart rate is in a stable state can it It may disappear. But if you want to disappear completely, you have to clear the level. Bye!"

Cheng Yu raised his head and looked at the door of the classroom in frustration.

"Gluck cluck (why me)?"

Only then did everyone realize that this was the skill that Cheng Yu had acquired before.

Jin Ke looked at Cheng Yu's back, and said with a casual smile, "Hahaha, the rooster crows, I'm dying of laughter, Cheng Yu, what kind of shit luck are you doing?"

Before Cheng Yu opened his mouth, Jin Ke received warning eyes from Gu Shi.

"It's inconvenient for you to talk, so you'll use your hands to make gestures afterwards." Gu Shi said, looking at Cheng Yu, who was beside him with a dejected expression.

Cheng Yu nodded.

Is it because the young master is too good?Why do you want to torture me like this?

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Note:

【①】: Excerpted from CCTV11 Opera Channel, an excerpt from Peking Opera "Taking Tiger Mountain by Strategy"

【②】: Excerpted from the tenth episode of "Taking Tiger Mountain by Outsmart" in Peking Opera

These two operas are a metaphor, which will be revealed in detail later.

Xiao Yu'er despises this skill so much now, and will miss it very much in the future.

【Thank you for reading】