Pingdou pear

The years are so unforgiving, blinking, Dou Jiao has reached the age of school, the situation in primary school is not bad, Dou Jiao learns alien language with a group of little aliens, after all, he is still a child, learning and accepting The ability of things is not generally strong.

Just one point, Dou Jiao is a bit lonely. The differences between China and the United States are constantly widening at this age group, making Dou Jiao look extremely delicate and mysterious. Western countries have always focused on cultivating children's passions, hockey, and ice skating. ,... and Xiao Dou Jiao has no interest in the barbaric bear activities that roar on the court. Since he was encouraged by his class teacher to swing the hockey stick around the court and give himself a blow in the head, Dou Jiao finally changed his mind. It's not even the slightest interest in fugue outside the court.

After that, Dou Jiao stayed away from all activities in the school. It's not that he didn't like it, but he hated the little aliens laughing at them.Sometimes a child's self-esteem is very fragile. Maybe his yelling at you is just out of self-pity and low self-esteem. Xiao Doujiao does not have such conditions, so he can only hold the drawing board without making a fuss Doodling all day long, and the little gringos just watched him from a distance, a small one, grandma's, like a white doll.

In the eyes of the little aliens, this little oriental figure seems to be shattered, so it can only be seen from a distance.But Xiao Dou Jiao is very satisfied with this kind of life, he can stay alone, he doesn't like these big-eyed little aliens at all.

How do you say something?

By the way, nine out of ten times life is unsatisfactory, okay. Come on eighty-nine times...

Xiao Doujiao stared blankly at the knife and fork in his hand, and the two slices of thin bread in front of him, with something like poop in the middle, and two years hadn't made him used to what people call breakfast. He didn't understand why the bread had to be cut so thin?

And what he can't bear the most is why there are no chopsticks for eating?Why?

He deeply missed Doufu Naoer who was far away in the sky. For the hundredth time in Xiaodoujiao, he extended an olive branch to Grandma Gui to escape from this terrible alien planet. Grandma Gui touched his head for the hundredth time and treated him Blooming a loving smile, after the [-]th misinterpretation behind that smile, Dou Jiao deeply thought for the [-]th time that Grandma Gui is so pitiful.

When he told the Chinese-Americans on the street countless times about his bitter history caused by a bag of milk beans, looking at their blue and white faces, he carefully asked himself if he needed to inform his family, Xiao Doujiao I deeply feel that no one understands him.Just when he was exhausted physically and mentally and decided to give it a go, and prepared to become the second Robinson Robinson, he unexpectedly received a gift, a box of milk beans.

And deeply fell in love with this feeling of encountering the second spring of life.

The evening wind is cool and cool, and there is a hint of sweetness when it blows into the room. The string of shell wind chimes on the windowsill is jingling, ding, ding, ding... like a string of lullabies, and a lamp is lit by the bedside. The small lamp illuminates the little person on the bed, who is white and tender. The little Dou Jiao is wearing a beige pajamas, and he is swaying, his big eyes are narrowed into a slit, and his small mouth is water-stained. Zaza, the bag in his hand is crumpled and crumpled, there are not a few grains left in it, and there is only one last clearness left in the little man's mind,

"Being a human being is really, really painful and joyful"

Hehe, hehehe, - the next moment, the child was already asleep, throwing away the last slumber, Gululu. .

Xiao Doujiao is very aggrieved today. A little alien in the class wants to kiss him. He doesn't like it, very much.So he brought a copy of the "Four Books for Women" the next day, and he sincerely hoped that the little alien would understand what "women's ways" are.

Xiao Dou Jiao watched the tears for 5 minutes, and then watched the little alien run away. Under the glaring eyes of the class teacher, Xiao Dou Jiao took back his book collection calmly, pouted , expressing his grievances, just don't like it, why does he like it?

Although this little alien is very similar to the doll in the cabinet of the mall, but what I like is the little bear next to the doll. The more wrinkled the little face is, the more concentrated it is. Well, I feel wronged...

Little Doujiao is growing up little by little, and it has grown into Doujiao. It has not gained any hobbies with the passage of time. Doujiao is still the same little Doujiao. He will spend the whole day holding the drawing board, and he likes to carry a book card and hold it The map stepped into the subway and wandered around every corner of the planet, and accidentally found one after another large and small libraries. From the beginning when you could only touch the counter with your hands, you can now explore all the libraries in Los Angeles with your eyes closed. Go back Move one after another of Chinese books that I know or don't know about thick and thin.

Dou Jiao has a slight obsessive-compulsive disorder, for example: "As long as he sees Chinese food, his saliva will flow down three thousand feet. In fact, he just ate very full, but he has an innate obsession with Chinese food." And faith, ranging from the authentic traditional pot-packed meat in the hometown to the enthusiastic white rabbit candy, even if they can't handle it. As long as they see the plane in the sky, even if they are on the podium and recite Tagore's "" Ferry", and Guo Siniang will look up at the sky at a 135° angle like a possessed body in an instant, stretch out her white jade and green hands, chasing tears streaming down her face and whispering,

: "Spaceship, spaceship, wait for me. Take me away, I want to go home, everyone..."

Woo woo woo~ There are bloody and tearful sounds.Because of this, Grandma Gui often consulted with a psychiatrist, and the well-maintained three thousand troubles have already worked to one thousand. After all, many robbers start from a dollar, and this old lady who is walking the road with Chinese characteristics cannot be ignored. don't worry.Results, checks come, quizzes go.The conclusions of many doctors are the same, "It's not a big problem for children, but it's better for children to return to foreign education. Of course, there is no love or hatred for no reason. If you follow the line to the end, everything will be natural. It will be solved easily. There is a saying of the older generation in China that donkey racks, horse pulleys, and old women are fooling around. People who are used to eating rice and braised pork every night can suddenly only eat a catty of vegetables Salad, let a pig try to be a sheep, it's unscientific, and it's unfair to children."

In the end, Grandma Gui could only truthfully report Xiao Dou's problems to Lao Dou. How has Dou Jiao been doing these years?

Grandma Gui saw it in her eyes and felt pain in her heart.

No matter how bad the environment was, it was indeed Dou Jiao's home, and he would have to go back sooner or later.When the child is older, it must be worrying, will it be too late?

Grandma Gui conveyed to Lao Dou the doctor's truthful advice and her deepest worries.

Since the kidnapping many years ago, Lao Dou is now trembling with his son's major and minor matters, and he has to take care of them.

Lao Dou hung up the phone, hurriedly canceled the itinerary, set a time, and arrived in Los Angeles almost late at night, not daring to delay a second, rushed into the residence in a hurry.When Dou Jiao was dug up in a daze, he compulsively listened to his father's rich history of life experiences, ambitions, successes, and recovery from the troughs... Don't look at this man, who is a little rough-minded at ordinary times, but he can't stand it The arrangement is vivid and colorful, and for his own son, it is called a certainty.

Lao Dou is very satisfied. According to a reliable source, his son has stopped smoking when he sees an airplane recently. It’s a good start, very good, very good.

Successfully saving the heart of a young man who had failed to fall, Lao Dou was inexplicably complacent, and his sense of self-sufficiency swelled unprecedentedly.And the process has only one sentence: "

: "Son, you are only a man at the age of 15, and you can truly protect yourself. At that time, Dad will drive a spaceship to pick you up and eat red, roast, and meat."

By the way, I handed a box of milk beans to my son who was blinding.

Old Dou, I am very pleased.

Dou Jiao wanted to leave this damn place, thanks to his blessing of being well-read since he was a child, Dou Jiao was a very mature kid since he was a child.

In order to understand the so-called compatibility between the souls of men and women, 11-year-old Xiao Dou devoted himself to art and watched hundreds of pornographic movies.From being overwhelmed at the beginning, to now it makes him sick.

Dou Jiao didn't understand why those men were licking their mouths and tongues in an obscene way, and that woman, who was screaming, was full of energy, then declined, and then exhausted.Dou Jiao felt that he had been deceived,

What soul?

fit?

And it exploded brilliantly?

Is the voice of the soul so aggressive?

His glass heart was broken without a trace.

So when Dou Jiao saw clearly that the alien next to him was staring at his lower part.

Poor Dou Jiao was frightened. He pulled up his pants and ran away. The ancient building behind him was like the devil's bloody mouth. If he took a slow step, he might swallow his own flesh and blood. .

Dou Jiao can't be blamed either, the scene in the hundred masterpieces with the toilet as the background really made children still remember it fresh.

——Dou Jiao couldn't wait to get out of Fa Keyou's bloody place.