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Dou Jiao went abroad at the age of six until he returned to China at the age of 15. It took him nine years to firmly believe in this point.

"At the beginning, the alien turned into his father and kidnapped him to an alien planet. The means of transportation was a spaceship with two arms. The aliens in the alien planet were terrifying. He was taller than his father by more than one head. The color is yellowish-brown, more poop than bird {qiao}, the eyes are blue, green, scary! There are also gray ones, those big squawking eyeballs, especially like the big tail that scratched him a few days ago Cats, with black hair all over at first glance, he couldn't understand what he said. It has a "meow" that is similar to alien texts, and each of them has a scheming face.

Six-year-old Dou Jiao thinks that the alien who incarnates as his father is really smart. He knows how to use his favorite milk beans to seduce him to disarm him, get on the boat with two arms, and come to this place without milk beans. The planet, there is sorrow, but in addition to that, it also made him realize how stupid and naive he is.

——Those who look back too shabby should be filtered out, so in this planet called "American imperialism" where there is no fuck but faker oil, the small sinus horns come and go, and start This section of his shame case caused by his bag of milk beans.

Dou Jiao took root in Los Angeles. To be honest, whether it is the environment or education, compared with the two in China, it is really not a star and a half.

Yellow skin and dark eyes, the highly educated Grandma Gui takes care of Xiao Doujiao's daily life.

The real Chinese grandmother, with a loving face, walks the road with Chinese communism characteristics, pet.

Gray eyes can see into the heart, there are countless ditches around the corners of the eyes, but they are still hale and hearty "Even a full beard can't hide the seriousness of the face, bow tie, suit, swallowtail, white gloves, and silver-white hair. Folding it to the back, there is also the large head of the basket, which is too wide to describe, it is really, square yuan." The pocket watch that I never know where I took out, hey, there is no here, hey, there is no there, hey , So here it is, like Liu Qian's magic.

The square scarf on his arm, Dou Jiao's heartfelt resistance to this old housekeeper who called himself Harlem, the conclusion is: he is a bad guy. .When Dou Jiao got up at night at [-]:[-] a.m. in January of a certain year, he searched for Grandma Gui to no avail.

Wow... "Grandma Gui, grandma Gui, grandma Gui, my grandma Gui,...

Dou Jiao screamed loudly, in the dead of night, in a different place, lost the only straw to save his life, spiritual support, pretending to be strong for many days, the solid heart wall collapsed, panicked and helpless, all ran out in fear, , The cry is creepy, and the soul is lost.

When Harlem's housekeeper and Grandma Gui ran out from the only housekeeper's room in Doujiao, he probably understood ignorantly that Grandma Gui lived with the old housekeeper, so God always likes you to overcome this. Tribulation, and then throw you a bigger disaster.

Xiao Doujiao stared at the two big water bubbles and silently swallowed the result, hiccup... hiccup, this is really a catastrophe.

Everything made him think that Harlem was a bad person. Dou Jiao asked Grandma Gui why you two lived in the same room. Grandma Gui explained that they were husband and wife and could sleep together, which included everything.

And he thinks that it was Old Harlem who brought Grandma Gui here. The innocent Grandma Gui, just like him at that time, forced and occupied his poor Grandma Gui. His opinion is included in his opinion.

So——, the housekeeper is a bad guy, his poor grandma Gui. . .

Dou Jiao can’t be blamed for having a little half-eyed. Ms. He Mei, Dou Jiao’s mother, died of a heart attack in the second year after giving birth to Dou Jiao. It can be said that Dou Jiao doesn’t know the feeling of maternal love, and my son, Dou Jingxing, is very sorry. , that is also a first-time dad, and he can only imitate his business friend Jiang Hai and learn to be a dad who can dump money, and he is a real dad.Completely ignoring that Jiang Hai also has a wife who stays at home and takes full control of the internal affairs. The only thing that is gratifying is that Dou Jiao was born a sensible baby. Dou Jingxing has never been a son. Come to dad to kiss you. The two of them are not very close, but how can they be connected by blood and nature, like the one on TV, screaming that you have never loved me, and that I will die in the future, and you should not even think about living a good life.

The silly boy never clamored to find his mother. At the age of three, he knew how to wipe his hands and face for Dou Jingxing, who was drunk after dinner, took off his shoes with great effort, and then worked hard to arrange them before crawling back to his little bed. The well-behaved one makes people want to change their ways, and the pet is on the tip of their hearts.But it's also so cute that it's a headache. No, the five-year-old Xiao Dou Jiao was kidnapped:

At that time, Dou Jingxing had just annexed a small trading company, and his net worth was in the process of growing. To be honest, he still thought it was too much for this piece of meat that was not fat, but it was such a smooth thing. The boss quit, cooperating with the well-off family he bought half his life, so that Dou Jingxing, the grandson of the turtle, was suppressed until the eve of reform and opening up?

When the police found Dou Jiao, the scene at that moment made everyone's jaw drop, including the anxious Dou Jingxing.I saw the little boss holding Xiao Doujiao, crying and twitching in the abandoned factory building, and Xiao Dou, not to be outdone, buried his huge head in his own small chest , Blinking a pair of tearful eyes, he kept feeding the head on his chest, milk beans.

When I saw people afterwards, they said that I went with my uncle voluntarily. If you arrest him, I will do it, and I will not give you, or milk beans.With that indignant figure and sonorous and powerful voice, he crushed a grain of milk beans vigorously.Pair it with the sparkling Lei Feng hat.It blinded the dog eyes of countless people.

In the end, under Dou Jingxing's vigorous and resolute style, after having a good negotiation with the bureau leader, he left happily.

In less than half a day, the little boss turned from a hostage-taking robber to the executive director of a branch of Dou Corporation, or why did he say that when God closes a door for you, he will also open a window for you.

Excluding all the tricks, it is always a happy ending.

This episode made Lao Dou wake up suddenly, and understood a truth, the calf was played by himself, and if there is one idiot, countless idiots will follow. If the next idiot is not as idiot as this time, maybe next time You really should be an idiot yourself, as long as you are not an idiot, then when the first idiot appears, you will strangle countless idiots in the future in the cradle of nurturing idiots, only then can you show that you are not an idiot.

The old Dou woke up, the old Dou cared, the old Dou planned, the old Dou implemented, the old Dou succeeded, the little Dou is here, here.

In an apartment of [-] ping.

Two Chinese were arrested, and an alien was watching over the arrested.