Recently, there is a big competition for innovation and health in the city. All the street offices are working hard. The streets and alleys are clean, and even the stainless steel trash cans on the side of the road are shiny. Walking around the alleys for several days, let alone stray dogs, I couldn't even find a piece of dog shit.

Finally, I saw a middle-aged woman who didn't look so particular walking her dog. She followed her all the way secretly, but she didn't know which corner she followed. Finally, when the dog found a telegraph pole and swelled up everywhere, Yin Jiang hurriedly took Jiang Yin to kill him, pointed at the shit as if he saw some treasure, and asked the big cat excitedly: "What do you think this is?"

Jiang Yin was a little shocked, and the middle-aged woman and the dog beside him were also shocked: There are still people who haven't seen dog shit these days!

The aunt rushed to say: "Shit! It's hot! Why do you want to eat?"

Yin Jiang: "...?"

What are you talking about?

When he heard that it was related to eating, Jiang Yin seemed to have thought of something, and immediately looked at the shit with disgust and said anxiously: "Hot shit is also shit...you can't eat it."

Yin Jiang: "?!!"

Pooh!How did it get mixed up with eating?

Before he could correct it, the middle-aged woman took out a plastic bag from her bag, shook it open, wrapped it in dog shit, picked it up, and persuaded with a troubled face: "Yes, dog shit, even if it's hot, you can't eat it." .” She wrapped the plastic bag into a lump, threw it into a trash can not far away, and left with a sigh.

"Hey, what's wrong with the dolls now..."

Yin Jiang: "..."

Yin Jiang was so choked up that he had nothing to say, he couldn't laugh or cry as he looked at the back.Jiang Yin looked at Yin Jiang, then looked at the trash can, moved over there in small steps, and asked, "Why don't we go to pick it up?"

Yin Jiang quickly caught the man: "No, I just let you see what it is, you have to remember it!"

Jiang Yin frowned: "That's shit, I know it."

"I know you know..." Yin Jiang choked up again, he took a deep breath, rubbed his face before he calmed down: "I just want you to remember that piece of shit, no, I remember you just now , look, that piece of shit, eyes, and mood... Do you understand?"

Yin Jiang bit the words, breaking down the key points word by word, Jiang Yin stood there in a daze, seeming to understand but not understanding.

Yin Jiang had no choice but to drag Jiang Yin to the trash can, patted the trash can and instructed in detail: "Look at this, now it's that piece of shit just now, come on, show your expression and eyes again!"

Jiang Yin looked at the trash can, then at Yin Jiang, and said very seriously: "But this is a trash can."

Still wiped clean.

"I said it's that piece of shit now, just treat it like that piece of shit!" Yin Jiang said, "Are you disobedient now or are you questioning me?"

Jiang Yin stared blankly at him for a while, and finally lowered his head, holding back a disgusted expression, and then became more and more disgusted, and couldn't help but take two steps back and moaned: "What a big pile of shit."

Are you kidding me? !

Yin Jiang pinched his chin helplessly and raised his face, groaning: "The show is over, I didn't make you feel disgusted enough to cry~ Take it easy."

Jiang Yin blinked, looking like he wanted to laugh, but held back.

"Okay, you have learned how to tease me, which is considered progress..." Yin Jiang leaned on the lamp post beside him, dumbfounded.

This is a relatively remote alley, and there are no people at this time, but at the corner not far behind them, there are two carrot heads lying on their stomachs.They followed the aunt who was walking the dog, and the two children followed them.

Looking at the two people discussing shit by the trash can, the little carrot heads looked puzzled.

"Is it really him?"

"I don't know, but the tiger skin cushion is exactly the same as in the photo."

At this time, a bald man walked by, with a black totem tattooed on the back of his neck. His face was full of flesh and his body was fat. He must have been single for too long, and seeing even numbers would be a bit dazzling. Knocking over a child, walked past Yin Jiang and the others cursing, and snorted, "Dead!"

Jiang Yin couldn't help shrinking behind Yin Jiang, Yin Jiang's eyes turned cold, he pointed at the bald head and said, "See, that guy is just that piece of shit, come on, practice that expression again."

Jiang Yin was still trying to control his expression, the shit was not happy, and turned back with an angry face and swung his arms at them: "You... Mom..."

Yin Jiang stepped aside, grabbed the opponent's wrist, shook it lightly with his strength, and kicked at the same time, and heard two slaps, the piece of shit knelt down on the spot, and the flesh on his face hurt so much They all trembled, but the national scolding has not stopped: "Day..."

Yin Jiang also slapped him on the face, and I don't know where it was. It looked as simple as taking apart a toy. The guy's jaw was dislocated, his mouth couldn't be closed, and his saliva and tears couldn't stop. No matter how embarrassing you are, Jiang Yin's disgusted expression is finally in place.

Only then did Boss Yin let go of him, wiped his hands on his shoulders, and continued to guide Jiang Yin slowly: "Remember, in the future, everything that makes you feel uncomfortable or uncomfortable is all shit... You have to stand up straight and use the expression just now, and give him feedback. Shit is bullying, if you are too cowardly, he will want to bully you."

Jiang Yin listened carefully, but he had some doubts: "But, will it be impolite?"

Treating people like shit or something...

Yin Jiang got a little angry, and his voice was raised a lot: "Why are you being polite to shit! Are you being polite to shit? Is shit being polite to you?"

Jiang Yin looked at the puddle of shit on the ground holding his chin and was still a little tangled.

Forget it, cats can't be fierce if they are favored!Yin Jiang slowed down, and said in a flat voice: "Because he is not polite and makes people uncomfortable, so he is a shit, right, then he is already a shit, you still need to talk to a shit Is it polite?"

Having said that, Jiang Yin finally nodded in agreement in relief.

It finally made sense, Yin Jiang wiped his forehead with relief, and continued to educate the big cat along this line of thought: "But, shit, you can only despise him and despise him, you can't deal with him, right, you can't deal with it, Because you are not sweeping dog shit, he should be collected by the owner of the dog who produced this shit..."

Before he finished speaking, a voice from a little carrot suddenly joined the discussion: "But shouldn't his big pile be cow dung?"

Yin Jiang almost choked on his saliva, but Jiang Yin laughed when asked.

Yin Jiang: "..."

Jiang Yin: "..."

Shit: "Ang—"

Yin Jiang looked at the elementary school chicken in front of him blankly, and Little Luobotou found a warning in his eyes that if he was rude, he would turn into shit, so he couldn't help standing up straight and apologizing: "I'm sorry..."

"Well, it's okay." The boss didn't have time to argue with the kid, and turned around to ask Jiang Yin, "Where did I just say?"

Before Jiang Yin could speak, he was rushed to answer again: "Speaking of you are not a shit sweeper..."

Yin Jiang: "..."

Another child finally asked timidly: "Are you the big brother who handles it?"

Facing the child, Jiang Yin was finally able to have a normal conversation with people other than Yin Jiang: "You have followed us all the way, what's the matter?"

Yin Jiang was a little surprised: Our cat is not afraid of children?Emotional intelligence is equal to elementary school chicken? !Or is it because cats have a high tolerance for children?

The child took out a handful of ten-dollar bills from his pocket, one and two yuan, five and ten yuan, a pile, and took a look at Yin Jiang, probably thinking that Jiang Yin was easier to talk, so he stuffed them all into Jiang Yin's hands.

Jiang Yin didn't know how to refuse, so he held it with an inexplicable face.

The child said, "I want to ask you to do me a favor."

Yin Jiang didn't speak, Jiang Yin glanced at him, pursed his lips, and asked after a while, "What's the matter?"

Another child shouted: "His brother was bullied by shit, we want to ask for help..."

Yin Jiang put a face on his face: "I'm not a shit sweeper, how can I help?"

The kid stared blankly and didn't know what to say, but the other kid said, "Didn't you clean up this piece of shit just now?"

Yin Jiang: "..."

The piece of shit being discussed was already in so much pain that he almost curled up on the ground, stretched out his hand and tugged at Yin Jiang's pants, and cried, "Angangang..."

Yin Jiang kicked him, and closed his jaw. Finally, this guy could speak human words. Before he could wipe his mouth and drool, he quickly apologized: "I'm sorry bro, I was wrong, I was the one who was mean just now, please forgive me." leave me bro..."

Yin Jiang clicked his tongue, and finally squatted down condescendingly to take back his dislocated arm and calf.The fat man was terrified by the pain, he didn't stand up for a long time, and he didn't dare to speak while leaning against the trash can, he looked very pitiful.

Little Luobotou was very surprised.

"It's really amazing to carry the handle, are you a superman?"

"You are so powerful, why don't you help us?"

"We can pay protection fees."

"Although the money is not much, but..."

"That's all we have left..."

Jiang Yin looked down at the money in his hand, and carefully spread it out in front of Yin Jiang's eyes.

Yin Jiang: "Tsk, I didn't say who your brother is after talking for a long time, and why was he bullied?"

Seeing that the two radish heads are related to cats, the boss decided to ask, "Did I get beaten up, or was robbed! There must be a name, there must be something, right? If you don't explain clearly, how can I help? What if?" Your brother is also shit..."

The kid blushed, "My brother's name is Wen Xiaokui, he's not shit!"

Wen Xiaokui?How come you seem to have heard of this name?

Yin Jiang frowned, but Jiang Yin was a little excited: "Is it Wen Xiaokui from NO.17 in the village in the city?"

The child nodded, and Jiang Yin asked again: "What happened to him?"

Yin Jiang suddenly remembered that a while ago Gao Weiming said that the student who jumped off the building in No. [-] Middle School was called Wen Hekui, he couldn't be alone...

Sure enough, the child began to wipe away tears: "My brother was bullied to the point of jumping off the building, can you help us?"

However, Jiang Yin bit his lip and remained silent, he didn't even dare to keep looking at the child, and only looked down at his toes.The two children could only look at Yin Jiang eagerly.

With such a big event, two little kids actually asked him to come out to him? !Yin Jiang looked around vigilantly, and smiled casually: "It's enough to talk about shit in front of this trash can, let's change the place."

Yin Jiang screwed Jiang Yin into the back seat, pushed the car and took the two little radish heads out of the alley, found a fast food restaurant, ordered a bunch of desserts and fried chicken snacks, and then bent his eyes very kindly: "Speak, yes Who sent you to find me?"

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