I got divorced after smoking pussy

Gao Weimin's house is like a great dancer during this period of time.His father's mistress who was raised outside made trouble at home, and his mother was so angry that he wanted to die. Gao Weimin went to the mistress's place to beat him up, and his father didn't go home at all, determined to divorce his mother.His mother is usually in the mahjong hall in a dark and dark place, she doesn't give birth, she depends on her husband to support her, she has never taken care of her husband and baby, and when she ends up like this, she refuses to leave, and has no place to vent her anger, so she blames Gao Weimin for not learning well , The family is flying around every day.

Ding Miao briefly summarized what Gao Weimin had said, and said: "He was so annoyed that he went to the school roof to smoke, but met a classmate who couldn't think about it and jumped off the building, and was taken away by the police."

"It really has nothing to do with me. Well, he jumped from the other side. I didn't see him at all. I just heard a bang, so I went over to have a look." He didn't listen to anyone's explanation, and he was beaten violently when he came up."

Zhou Wei: "You've got it. If it wasn't for your luck, there happened to be a surveillance camera on the opposite side of where you were standing, so you wouldn't be able to clear up your suspicions."

Yin Jiang raised his eyebrows: "Who jumped off the building?"

Gao Weimin: "I'm in the same grade as me, class [-]. What's his name...Wen, what's Kui? Man-made scars, I have to ask labor and management to ask if I have bullied him, since I have been with my brother, I have been a good man for a long time, okay?" Besides, bullying in the past was at most just fists, kicks, slaps, and bruises, so what? What the heck did the messy scars come from?Who knew? When the police asked Gao Weiming, he looked like a black-eyed chicken who had been struck by lightning.

"Think about the stupid things you did in the past, and the police will not wrong you when they interrogate you." Yin Jiang didn't care that much about people he didn't know. Besides, what happened in school, even bullying, was just bullying in his eyes. Stupid, you can't do anything good if you clean it up, you can't kill or maim you, you can't go to jail, and in the end you might turn around and bully even more, sticking to it is a lot of trouble, it's not fun at all, and he can't Open a zoo to house all the poor people, so he just asked Gao Weiming: "Then what are your plans for the future?"

Gao Weiming looked stupid: "What plans can I have?"

Yin Jiang sighed and said, "Your parents, although your father is at fault, your mother doesn't know how to get better, it depends on which side you stand...or do you want them to divorce?"

Zhou Wei interrupted and said: "Actually, let me tell you, you will be eighteen soon, so you can live on your own, no matter what, they love divorce and want to remarry, they owe you anyway, and you will be considered sarcastic at that time." It’s justifiable to play dumb, but it’s no better than you are now.”

Ding Miao said: "No way, look at him being beaten up like a bear by his father, and he is still playing tricks. Then don't be thrown on the street to sleep in the park and can't find anything to eat, so he can only bully the children again." .”

Gao Weiming was told that he wanted to cry, and Yin Jiang became a little impatient: "There is so much nonsense here, just think about which side you are on. If you stand on your father, you will support the divorce. If you stand on your mother, you will make them unable to divorce. It's over. "

Gao Weiming was amazed: "How can I make them unable to leave?!...Then, if I can, of course it is best not to leave. But what should I do, change my ways and study hard? Is it still too late?"

Yin Jiang said: "If you want to change it now, it will definitely be too late, but it's not that difficult to avoid a divorce, but the idea is a bit of an understatement, as long as you are willing to shame."

Gao Weiming pursed his lips and was very self-aware: "I don't even have the face to be reluctant."

It's long gone.

This was the first time I heard the little brother who always had an upright face say that he wanted to come up with a bad idea.

Zhou Wei didn't believe it at all: "Your idea can win the bamboo shoots?"

Yin Jiang rolled his eyes at him and was very calm: "When people reach middle age, the cost of divorce is very high. Generally, couples will not consider divorce until they have become enemies and cannot survive. Those who want to divorce must be because a third party can Make him lose his mind."

Gao Weiming sighed: "Ah, yes, although that woman is not very beautiful, she has long legs, thin waist and white, and she is not a few years older than me."

Yin Jiang: "So, you go and conquer Xiaosan, and you will definitely be inseparable."

Gao Weiming was still confused: "How do I conquer it? Kidnapped and killed...?"

I don't have the ability, brother!

Zhou Wei seemed to understand in seconds: "Brother Jiang said, I want you to have a relationship with the mistress, and give your dad an environmental protection green hat to wear, so that he won't be sober."

Wearing a cuckold for my father, I really dig bamboo shoots!Everyone was dumbfounded.

But Zhou Wei was still a little puzzled: "But can it work? Didn't he go to someone and beat him up, and now he can still hook up?"

Gao Weiming watched eagerly, Yin Jiang sneered: "What's wrong, think about your father's current situation, a middle-aged bald beer belly with a swollen belly, there can be a mistress here, that woman is either a fairy jumping in the trap or I don’t have a clear mind and little knowledge, no matter what it is, shameless and money can be done in minutes.”

Gao Weiming: "Shame on me, but I don't have much money~"

Zhai Yue kept his face on his face and listened carefully. He was excited when he heard this: "The money is easy to handle. I will sponsor you and make you handsome and rich every minute... Hey, this is really exciting. Tell me how much you want!"

Gao Weiming immediately became excited: "Hao Zhai wants to sponsor, then I will thank you in advance."

Zhou Wei also geared up and said: "We can also support various scenes of picking up girls in friendship."

Ding Miao: "You can find me for paid extras."

Looking at this group of guys who were afraid that there would be no chaos, Yin Jiang was a little speechless, and was afraid of taking all the bamboo shoots on the mountain, so he decided to save some for the pandas: "This generation's grievances, this generation's knot, don't make the next generation, but it's not taking the bamboo shoots." gone."

Zhai Yue commented: "That is, when the next generation comes out, should I call you brother or your father?"

This group of guys was immersed in the joy of "helping others and giving away green hats", and they became a mess after a while. Yin Jiang sighed and turned his head, seeing Jiang Yin staring at them blankly, his dark eyes were full of confusion.

"What's wrong?" Yin Jiang felt a little uncomfortable meeting those eyes after accidentally exposing his dark attributes.

Jiang Yin's consciousness seemed to be still on the previous gossip: "Who jumped off the building?"

Jiang Yin was purely adapting to the crowd at school, but here is where he really learns. Usually when he turns on the computer, he can’t hear what others are saying. He concentrates on studying the programming code. No matter what they are doing next to him, it is very difficult. Diverting his attention, he didn't know which sentence poked the big cat at the moment, but he was willing to pay a little attention to this gossip.

Yin Jiang shaved his hair, but didn't take it seriously: "I don't know, it's from the school next door. Their school is already chaotic, so it's not surprising that something like this happened. The police have already intervened."

His attitude was that he didn't want to ask any more questions, Jiang Yin pursed his lips, and continued typing the code.

Gao Weimin's plan to give his father a green hat started the next day. The guy apologized to his "little mother" with his face on his back behind his back, and solemnly bought a luxury rose gold clavicle with his "pocket money" Necklace as an apology.

This thing is much more refined than the parallel imports sold in supermarkets, and it is not cheap at first glance, but now that the high imitation technology is so good, Gao Benchang didn't take it seriously.The son's willingness to spend this thought shows that he has accepted it in his heart. The old man is very happy, and the mistress is even happier. Of course she doesn't understand, but if she doesn't understand, she can ask. Before the next day, she took it to the mall to ask. Knowing that this thing is genuine, it must be less than [-] yuan, it was really elated, and his attitude towards Gao Weimin changed immediately, he called him to inquire about his health, that solicitous person, he had forgotten that he cursed him like a piggy when he went out and was hit by a car the day before Woolen cloth.

In the evening, Gao Weimin reported the latest situation to the boss.

The boss came to a conclusion: "Okay, it should be the latter, it's much simpler, you don't have to go too far..."

After hanging up the phone, Yin Jiang sent a voice message to Jiang Yin: "Are you lying down?"

Jiang Yin clicked on the recording and replied, "I'm fine."

In order to adjust their schedules, correct the big cats' habit of sleeping during the day, and monitor each other's rest at night, Yin Jiang provided Jiang Yin with a mobile phone, lay in bed on time every night and chatted for 5 minutes, and competed to see who would fall asleep first.

Yin Jiang: "Let's get started...good night."

"Good night."

This method is very applicable, and they got used to it quickly. After saying good night, the big cats fell asleep within 2 minutes, just like hypnotizing each other. fell asleep.This APP was modified by Jiang Yin using the alarm clock and recording function of his mobile phone, timing, and timing. When the breathing rate matches the setting for more than one hour, it will automatically shut down, and wake up at a fixed time the next morning.

Of course Jiang Yin wins every time.

If you win, you will be rewarded. The big cat will jump to the opposite door after getting up and washing every day. You can gain courage, kiss and hug your forehead, play with the computer for a while, and eat a variety of loving breakfasts.

For the joy of feeding, Yin Jiang's morning training time was shortened by half an hour.

During this time, both of them had a good rest, and their complexion looked particularly good.

Yin Jiang is in a good mood, and he hasn't lost his temper with anyone for a long time. Jiang Yin has made great progress. Except that he still doesn't talk to people very much, he looks almost the same as ordinary people.

The parents and neighbors in Tongzilou were happy, and the leaders and teachers of the school were also full of laughter.

Everything is beautiful, but Yin Jiang is not satisfied. His big cat just looks the same. Once he doesn't see him, he is still as frightened as before. Even if he is with him, he will still be a little scared when someone approaches him. Shrinking your feet is far from 'normal'.

But this is an internal injury, which cannot be cured in a short period of time, and the second uncle has no feasible solution, saying that he can only take it slowly, and it is already very good now.

Yin Jiang thought, if you can't change the inside, let's add a shell.

He divided human beings into categories a long time ago, small animals, shit, and beasts, all of which have clear boundaries, and now he doesn't mind letting Jiang Yin know this category.

So the boss reduced the Internet cafe entertainment, and drove the big cat around the streets and alleys every day after school, looking for suitable objects on the street to guide his eyes.

"You don't have to raise your head, and you don't have to answer to everyone." Yin Jiang said, "But you must not hunch your back and shrink your neck and tremble! You must not shrink your eyes, and you must give correct feedback."