I got divorced after smoking pussy
Chapter 20 20
"Go to my grave in the coming year, don't bring chrysanthemums, I like succulents, plant some on the grave for me, and I will give you a dream to tell you how I am doing." Yin Jiang was indifferent, turned his head and began to grumble about the second uncle again , "Then you see, I won't live long anyway, why not let me pass the special police exam, and use my limited life to make more contributions!"
Wei Changgeng didn't agree with him, and just said calmly: "You are indifferent to life and death, so what about your mother? Do you have the heart to let her have black hair and white hair, so painful that she wants to live? Half of her life wasted, and she gave birth to you with all her heart. Now, you're going to repay her like this?"
Her Majesty the Queen is Yin Jiang's Achilles' heel, Yin Jiang couldn't get up, and lay silent on the sofa.
"When your grandfather passed away, your mother was so sad that she fell into a headache. When your uncle died, your mother was in a coma for half a month. When she woke up, she was forced to choose to lose her memory because she still had you... As long as you are still there, she can be happy. If you are gone, how long do you think your mother can be normal? Huiji will be deeply hurt and die, if she can't, how long can your father last?"
The second uncle turned on the iron-blooded Tang monk mode, and every word he said could make his scalp numb and dare not reply.
"Okay, okay, I'll sleep, I'll sleep..." Yin Jiang began to beg for forgiveness, and lay flat on the sofa: "I'm going to sleep now, and no one has to worry about sleeping for a long life."
But if you really lie there and can’t sleep, you will feel uncomfortable all over your body. If you use too many sedatives, it will also overdraw your life. And sleeping pills have serious side effects for Yin Jiang. From the psychological adjustment, force him to discipline himself to achieve self-help.
Yin Jiang had no choice but to roll around on the sofa twice, got up and asked for his mobile phone to lick the cat: "I'll find someone to relax."
As soon as the video was connected, I saw Zhou Wei's stupid face that hesitated to speak, and the camera was still trembling a little, so he didn't dare to show it to Jiang Yin.
"Shall I watch you eat?" Yin Jiang's heart was full, "You unreliable bastard, what's wrong with Jiang Yin?"
Zhou Wei showed the camera to Jiang Yin in a jerky manner, and explained bluntly: "I really don't know what's going on. It was fine when I came here this morning. I haven't looked at it for a few minutes. That's it."
Jiang Yin sat in front of the computer and flickered, his eyes were a little straight, and he was in a daze, as if he didn't know what he was doing.
Zhou Wei said: "He didn't respond, and I didn't dare to touch him. I'm worried about dying..."
Yin Jiang looked at it for a while, then suddenly yawned: "My dear, you must be sleepy~"
Hearing Yin Jiang's voice, Jiang Yin stared at the phone like a little milk cat Gongnai. When he saw Yin Jiang, he suddenly became sober. He yawned, rubbed his eyes, and called out in a soft voice. Voice: "will~"
Zhou Wei quickly put the phone in front of him, and consciously exited the private room.
Yawning is contagious, Yin Jiang also yawned, took a closer look, and found that Jiang Yin's eyes were circled, and the old father suddenly entered a state of great worry: "Did you not sleep well at night? How can this work? If you don't sleep at night, If you suffer like this during the day, Iron Man will be able to cross obediently..."
Feng Howl was stunned when he heard that, he turned to the guard Bai Chong and said, "Why do you think he has the face to say such a thing!"
Bai Chong moved his lips, but didn't speak. Seeing the old chief stand up towards this side, he immediately opened the door.
Wei Changgeng said, "Let's go, let him stay by himself."
Feng Howl glanced at the guy lying on the sofa talking on the phone, shook his head, and followed Bai Chong out.
Yin Jiang glanced at it, turned over, lay comfortably on the large leather sofa, raised his legs and continued to stroke the cat.
"I'm scared at night and I can't sleep." His cat is obedient and sharp: "General, you look very tired, and you haven't rested, okay?"
"I exercised too much yesterday, so I'm a little tired." Yin Jiang bent his lips and did not deny it, "There is a single room downstairs, where I occasionally sleep, let the second brother take you down, let's sleep together for a while~"
Jiang Yin obediently ran to the door and handed the mobile phone to Zhou Wei. Zhou Wei was eating cake and almost choked to death. Then he heard Yin Jiang's order: "Clear the venue and close the hall, take him to my room to sleep."
As soon as Yin Jiang finished speaking, Jiang Yin took the phone back and looked at Zhou Wei eagerly.
Zhou Wei's scalp was numb, and he was choking panicked. He took a bottle of ice spring and moaned about his life, but at the same time took Jiang Yin downstairs as ordered.
Yin Jiang held the mobile phone to play cats remotely, and wanted to wait for Jiang Yin to fall asleep before sleeping in another place, but he really didn't expect that he would fall asleep first when he heard Jiang Yin's voice.
The phone fell to the ground with a thud, the video was interrupted, and there was no sound in the office.Bai Chong gently opened the door, came in, packed his cell phone, and covered him with a thin blanket, before going to the next door to report to the chief: "He fell asleep, sleeping very deeply."
Wei Changgeng looked at his watch and was surprised: "So fast?"
Feng Howl breathed a sigh of relief: "It's good that I can fall asleep, it seems that it can be saved."
Bai Chong finally said something more: "Xiaojiang's self-control and self-rescue ability are much stronger than Captain Jiang's. In fact, you don't have to take it so seriously."
Feng Howl disagreed: "Just under your nose, he can still attack four times, and he hasn't slept for almost a month. You call this self-control?"
Bai Chong glanced at him, and said to Wei Changgeng: "If you let him join the army, chief, and he can train in an open and aboveboard manner during the day, why should he do those things at night?"
Chief Wei is in charge of the spiritual field of the army, and he has to do countless psychological assessments every year. There is a note issued by him that he is not suitable for special police, just like the seal on the Five Elements Mountain.
Wei Changgeng remained silent for a long time.
How could he not know what Bai Chong said in his heart, but entering the army training can only be temporarily appeased. The generations of the Jiang family are all "lunatics". It couldn't be stopped at all, and in the end it was just a handful of ashes.
As the adopted son of Yin Jiang's grandfather, Wei Changgeng and Yin Jiang's grandfather are both brothers and comrades-in-arms. After several generations of the Jiang family, they finally had a daughter, Jiang Congzhou, who was about to flourish. As a result...
Yin Dingshan is also a descendant of another comrade-in-arms of Wei Changgeng.
Both brothers died young, and their wives died of depression. It can be said that the two siblings of the Jiang family and Yin Dingshan were raised by Wei Changgeng.
Yin Dingshan likes to specialize in cooking since he was a child, and he is not good at fighting. Jiang Congzhou was spoiled by his elder brother and younger brother as a little princess, and he was not interested in military life. His brother who died was the same, he had a special liking for the special police career, and nothing else caught his eye. His performance was really outstanding, and the leaders of all parties valued it very much. Wei Changgeng very reluctantly agreed that Jiang Congbai would follow his father's old path, Although he pays special attention before and after each mission, in the end, he still fails to escape the untimely death. What's the use of asking for the row of medals with a handful of ashes?
If he couldn't keep Yin Jiang, he didn't know what face he would have to visit his brother's grave.Wei Changgeng rubbed his eyebrows: "There is no need to discuss this matter, so you don't need to talk to him."
Feng Howl is on the side of Chief Wei's concerns: "You don't have to be a special police officer, I think he has studied martial arts, and occasionally the police and the people cooperate and guide each other. When he is in the army, he can loosen his muscles and bones, no Good."
Bai Chong glanced at Feng Dui, and said in his heart, do you think that kid studies how to divide muscles and bones, and only needs to loosen those few bones in the army?When he caught Yin Jiang Yeyou Pengci for the first time, he was lucky enough to experience the power of his hands, but thinking of Bai Chong, he didn't want to talk.
After doing hundreds of push-ups, tearing down so many bones and staying up all night, the exhaustion was not caused by him. Yin Jiang slept until the next evening before waking up, and his military training had already entered multi-functional training.
The two companies fought against each other on the big playground, and the whistle and slogans were loud.
Yin Jiang fell asleep and woke up so hungry that his chest was pressed against his back, he felt more tired, his consciousness was not clear, and even the buzzer and whistle sounded like flies, and the whole person was staring at him like a beast. My intuition is to pass through the middle of the playground and go to the cafeteria for food.
When someone rushed over from the side, he was really a conditioned counterattack. How could a student child compare with a special training instructor? In less than 2 minutes, a long line lay down on the playground, screaming and crying one after another, and the rest of them were stunned. everyone.
The students standing on the playground seemed to have been pressed the pause button, and everyone stayed where they were, looking at him in horror.
Yin Jiang yawned in bewilderment, scratched his head and walked a few steps forward before realizing what he had done.Looking back at the miserable situation around him, he felt a row of alpacas running past in joy, leaving behind a place of divine beast poop.
Yin Jiang rubbed his face, skillfully put on a friendly smile, and apologized while setting his bones: "I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, I fell asleep."
It didn't take a lot of effort to beat the party person, but it didn't take much effort to get back. It's just that it was over, and Yin Jiang stood on the playground suddenly a little at a loss.
For a while, the classmates looked at him as if they were looking at an alien, and it was a little creepy to approach him.He looked at his hand with a bit of fear, thanks to the fact that the second uncle has held him in awe of life for many years, he can pursue a one-shot victory without being fatal, so he specially studied the muscle-splitting hand, and wanted to kill him with the previous blow With such fanatical enthusiasm, none of the students who fell down today can get up again.
Bai Chong ran over from the side, grabbed his shoulders and half-forcibly pushed him to the small cafeteria of the headquarters.Before they walked out of the playground, the atmosphere on the playground changed again.
There was an uproar everywhere. Although everyone was frightened just now, no one was injured. When the students came back to their senses, they began to feel miraculous.
Sitting in front of the second uncle, Yin Jiang was still afraid... Every time he didn't sleep for a long time, he would lose control for a period of time... Losing control, it was really dangerous.
Wei Changgeng served him a bowl of mung bean porridge, a small dustpan and big steamed buns, and a pile of pickled vegetables. After looking at his trembling hands, he said slowly, "Okay, let's eat first, and be steady." god."
Yin Jiang squeezed his phalanx, took a deep breath and let it out, and then killed the three big steamed buns with porridge. There was something in his stomach, and he finally calmed down.
"Thank you."
Yin Jiang sincerely and respectfully bowed to Wei Changgeng.
Wei Changgeng didn't agree with him, and just said calmly: "You are indifferent to life and death, so what about your mother? Do you have the heart to let her have black hair and white hair, so painful that she wants to live? Half of her life wasted, and she gave birth to you with all her heart. Now, you're going to repay her like this?"
Her Majesty the Queen is Yin Jiang's Achilles' heel, Yin Jiang couldn't get up, and lay silent on the sofa.
"When your grandfather passed away, your mother was so sad that she fell into a headache. When your uncle died, your mother was in a coma for half a month. When she woke up, she was forced to choose to lose her memory because she still had you... As long as you are still there, she can be happy. If you are gone, how long do you think your mother can be normal? Huiji will be deeply hurt and die, if she can't, how long can your father last?"
The second uncle turned on the iron-blooded Tang monk mode, and every word he said could make his scalp numb and dare not reply.
"Okay, okay, I'll sleep, I'll sleep..." Yin Jiang began to beg for forgiveness, and lay flat on the sofa: "I'm going to sleep now, and no one has to worry about sleeping for a long life."
But if you really lie there and can’t sleep, you will feel uncomfortable all over your body. If you use too many sedatives, it will also overdraw your life. And sleeping pills have serious side effects for Yin Jiang. From the psychological adjustment, force him to discipline himself to achieve self-help.
Yin Jiang had no choice but to roll around on the sofa twice, got up and asked for his mobile phone to lick the cat: "I'll find someone to relax."
As soon as the video was connected, I saw Zhou Wei's stupid face that hesitated to speak, and the camera was still trembling a little, so he didn't dare to show it to Jiang Yin.
"Shall I watch you eat?" Yin Jiang's heart was full, "You unreliable bastard, what's wrong with Jiang Yin?"
Zhou Wei showed the camera to Jiang Yin in a jerky manner, and explained bluntly: "I really don't know what's going on. It was fine when I came here this morning. I haven't looked at it for a few minutes. That's it."
Jiang Yin sat in front of the computer and flickered, his eyes were a little straight, and he was in a daze, as if he didn't know what he was doing.
Zhou Wei said: "He didn't respond, and I didn't dare to touch him. I'm worried about dying..."
Yin Jiang looked at it for a while, then suddenly yawned: "My dear, you must be sleepy~"
Hearing Yin Jiang's voice, Jiang Yin stared at the phone like a little milk cat Gongnai. When he saw Yin Jiang, he suddenly became sober. He yawned, rubbed his eyes, and called out in a soft voice. Voice: "will~"
Zhou Wei quickly put the phone in front of him, and consciously exited the private room.
Yawning is contagious, Yin Jiang also yawned, took a closer look, and found that Jiang Yin's eyes were circled, and the old father suddenly entered a state of great worry: "Did you not sleep well at night? How can this work? If you don't sleep at night, If you suffer like this during the day, Iron Man will be able to cross obediently..."
Feng Howl was stunned when he heard that, he turned to the guard Bai Chong and said, "Why do you think he has the face to say such a thing!"
Bai Chong moved his lips, but didn't speak. Seeing the old chief stand up towards this side, he immediately opened the door.
Wei Changgeng said, "Let's go, let him stay by himself."
Feng Howl glanced at the guy lying on the sofa talking on the phone, shook his head, and followed Bai Chong out.
Yin Jiang glanced at it, turned over, lay comfortably on the large leather sofa, raised his legs and continued to stroke the cat.
"I'm scared at night and I can't sleep." His cat is obedient and sharp: "General, you look very tired, and you haven't rested, okay?"
"I exercised too much yesterday, so I'm a little tired." Yin Jiang bent his lips and did not deny it, "There is a single room downstairs, where I occasionally sleep, let the second brother take you down, let's sleep together for a while~"
Jiang Yin obediently ran to the door and handed the mobile phone to Zhou Wei. Zhou Wei was eating cake and almost choked to death. Then he heard Yin Jiang's order: "Clear the venue and close the hall, take him to my room to sleep."
As soon as Yin Jiang finished speaking, Jiang Yin took the phone back and looked at Zhou Wei eagerly.
Zhou Wei's scalp was numb, and he was choking panicked. He took a bottle of ice spring and moaned about his life, but at the same time took Jiang Yin downstairs as ordered.
Yin Jiang held the mobile phone to play cats remotely, and wanted to wait for Jiang Yin to fall asleep before sleeping in another place, but he really didn't expect that he would fall asleep first when he heard Jiang Yin's voice.
The phone fell to the ground with a thud, the video was interrupted, and there was no sound in the office.Bai Chong gently opened the door, came in, packed his cell phone, and covered him with a thin blanket, before going to the next door to report to the chief: "He fell asleep, sleeping very deeply."
Wei Changgeng looked at his watch and was surprised: "So fast?"
Feng Howl breathed a sigh of relief: "It's good that I can fall asleep, it seems that it can be saved."
Bai Chong finally said something more: "Xiaojiang's self-control and self-rescue ability are much stronger than Captain Jiang's. In fact, you don't have to take it so seriously."
Feng Howl disagreed: "Just under your nose, he can still attack four times, and he hasn't slept for almost a month. You call this self-control?"
Bai Chong glanced at him, and said to Wei Changgeng: "If you let him join the army, chief, and he can train in an open and aboveboard manner during the day, why should he do those things at night?"
Chief Wei is in charge of the spiritual field of the army, and he has to do countless psychological assessments every year. There is a note issued by him that he is not suitable for special police, just like the seal on the Five Elements Mountain.
Wei Changgeng remained silent for a long time.
How could he not know what Bai Chong said in his heart, but entering the army training can only be temporarily appeased. The generations of the Jiang family are all "lunatics". It couldn't be stopped at all, and in the end it was just a handful of ashes.
As the adopted son of Yin Jiang's grandfather, Wei Changgeng and Yin Jiang's grandfather are both brothers and comrades-in-arms. After several generations of the Jiang family, they finally had a daughter, Jiang Congzhou, who was about to flourish. As a result...
Yin Dingshan is also a descendant of another comrade-in-arms of Wei Changgeng.
Both brothers died young, and their wives died of depression. It can be said that the two siblings of the Jiang family and Yin Dingshan were raised by Wei Changgeng.
Yin Dingshan likes to specialize in cooking since he was a child, and he is not good at fighting. Jiang Congzhou was spoiled by his elder brother and younger brother as a little princess, and he was not interested in military life. His brother who died was the same, he had a special liking for the special police career, and nothing else caught his eye. His performance was really outstanding, and the leaders of all parties valued it very much. Wei Changgeng very reluctantly agreed that Jiang Congbai would follow his father's old path, Although he pays special attention before and after each mission, in the end, he still fails to escape the untimely death. What's the use of asking for the row of medals with a handful of ashes?
If he couldn't keep Yin Jiang, he didn't know what face he would have to visit his brother's grave.Wei Changgeng rubbed his eyebrows: "There is no need to discuss this matter, so you don't need to talk to him."
Feng Howl is on the side of Chief Wei's concerns: "You don't have to be a special police officer, I think he has studied martial arts, and occasionally the police and the people cooperate and guide each other. When he is in the army, he can loosen his muscles and bones, no Good."
Bai Chong glanced at Feng Dui, and said in his heart, do you think that kid studies how to divide muscles and bones, and only needs to loosen those few bones in the army?When he caught Yin Jiang Yeyou Pengci for the first time, he was lucky enough to experience the power of his hands, but thinking of Bai Chong, he didn't want to talk.
After doing hundreds of push-ups, tearing down so many bones and staying up all night, the exhaustion was not caused by him. Yin Jiang slept until the next evening before waking up, and his military training had already entered multi-functional training.
The two companies fought against each other on the big playground, and the whistle and slogans were loud.
Yin Jiang fell asleep and woke up so hungry that his chest was pressed against his back, he felt more tired, his consciousness was not clear, and even the buzzer and whistle sounded like flies, and the whole person was staring at him like a beast. My intuition is to pass through the middle of the playground and go to the cafeteria for food.
When someone rushed over from the side, he was really a conditioned counterattack. How could a student child compare with a special training instructor? In less than 2 minutes, a long line lay down on the playground, screaming and crying one after another, and the rest of them were stunned. everyone.
The students standing on the playground seemed to have been pressed the pause button, and everyone stayed where they were, looking at him in horror.
Yin Jiang yawned in bewilderment, scratched his head and walked a few steps forward before realizing what he had done.Looking back at the miserable situation around him, he felt a row of alpacas running past in joy, leaving behind a place of divine beast poop.
Yin Jiang rubbed his face, skillfully put on a friendly smile, and apologized while setting his bones: "I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, I fell asleep."
It didn't take a lot of effort to beat the party person, but it didn't take much effort to get back. It's just that it was over, and Yin Jiang stood on the playground suddenly a little at a loss.
For a while, the classmates looked at him as if they were looking at an alien, and it was a little creepy to approach him.He looked at his hand with a bit of fear, thanks to the fact that the second uncle has held him in awe of life for many years, he can pursue a one-shot victory without being fatal, so he specially studied the muscle-splitting hand, and wanted to kill him with the previous blow With such fanatical enthusiasm, none of the students who fell down today can get up again.
Bai Chong ran over from the side, grabbed his shoulders and half-forcibly pushed him to the small cafeteria of the headquarters.Before they walked out of the playground, the atmosphere on the playground changed again.
There was an uproar everywhere. Although everyone was frightened just now, no one was injured. When the students came back to their senses, they began to feel miraculous.
Sitting in front of the second uncle, Yin Jiang was still afraid... Every time he didn't sleep for a long time, he would lose control for a period of time... Losing control, it was really dangerous.
Wei Changgeng served him a bowl of mung bean porridge, a small dustpan and big steamed buns, and a pile of pickled vegetables. After looking at his trembling hands, he said slowly, "Okay, let's eat first, and be steady." god."
Yin Jiang squeezed his phalanx, took a deep breath and let it out, and then killed the three big steamed buns with porridge. There was something in his stomach, and he finally calmed down.
"Thank you."
Yin Jiang sincerely and respectfully bowed to Wei Changgeng.
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