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Xu Shijie suddenly remembered the little madman's long-distance masturbation: "Otherwise, the company commander, you can give him my mobile phone. I think he can relax chatting with his younger brother, maybe..."

"His brother? What brother?" Feng Hao was a little surprised.

Xu Shijie: "Neighbor brother, that is also a strange kid. He taught himself programming in an Internet cafe. He is like raising a beast, but he is careful. He even asks someone to accompany him when he goes to the toilet."

"Internet cafe?" Feng Hao nodded thoughtfully, "Okay, I see."

Yin Jiang came out of the cafeteria after eating and drinking, saw Captain Feng who was worried under the lamppost, and greeted him familiarly: "Hey~ are you on vacation?"

"Yes, on vacation."

Feng Howl's expression was extremely tangled, he was hesitant to speak but pretended to be relaxed and accompanied him back to the dormitory.Yin Jiang looked much more relaxed than him, and joked very naughtily: "You don't go home to sleep with your sister-in-law during the vacation, so you came here to visit my grave in the middle of the night?"

Feng Howl suddenly couldn't laugh or cry: "What nonsense are you talking about!"

Yin Jiang pointed to the mirror on the wall in the corridor: "Look at your expression yourself, it's only a wreath background for my grave."

Feng Howl rubbed his face, he had nothing to say, Yin Jiang said with indomitable skin, "It's just a coincidence that I took your life, even if you want to kowtow to me, at least you should put on a smiling face, then I can give it to you." You seal a red envelope... Seeing me makes me look like my father is going to die, can you still do it!"

Feng Howl laughed angrily: "My expression management is indeed not as good as yours."

"I also don't see that you have anything better than me."

"Okay, I dare not compare with you."

They talked and laughed all the way, as if they had met old friends for many years, and finally entered the dormitory, Yin Jiangpi lay down on the bed frustrated, and waved to the old friend: "Don't watch the funeral, go back, I'm fine, Is it really dead if you don't sleep for a few days?"

Feng Howl squeezed his eyebrows, took out his phone and gave it to him: "Then why don't you give your brother a call and chat for a while?"

Mentioning Jiang Yin, Yin Jiang froze for a moment, looked out of the window with a disgusted smile: "Are you okay, let me call and chat with people in the middle of the night? You might as well let me give people dreams."

Feng Howl was stunned for a moment, then he became helpless: "Cough, look at me, I'm so confused, then I..."

Yin Jiang knew what he wanted to say, but he didn't want to listen. This guy is not good at chatting. He turned over, turned his back, and closed his eyes sullenly: "Okay, you go out, I will close my eyes." Just rest for a while."

"Okay, then you can rest."

Feng Howl frowned and went out to close the door, standing in the corridor and continuing to worry: This was already his fourth time this year.

In this situation, how could Liang Luan and Xu Shijie be able to sleep.

Xu Shijie glanced at the boy from the window, and saw that he was lying on his stomach with his hands folded, and if it wasn't for the tricks of his fingers, he wouldn't be able to tell he wasn't asleep at all.

Xu Shijie: "What is he doing?"

Feng Hao looked at the street lights in the distance, and smiled wryly: "He's counting bones."

It's okay to count people's heads, it's nothing more than counting how many people can practice with him, but counting bones?

Liang Luan frowned slightly: "What bones are you counting?"

Feng Hao sighed: "Of course it counts how many bones you have in your company that can be dismantled. After all, Area A has basically been dismantled before, and if it is dismantled again, it will leave injuries. He doesn't want to go there."

Thinking of the tragedy in the fighting room, Liang Luan couldn't help touching the shoulder that had just been dismantled, Xu Shijie still didn't understand: "Bones that can be dismantled?"

Feng Howl smiled, and patted Xu Shijie's shoulder: "You're fine, you're a wounded man, he won't fight with a wounded man." Then he looked at Liang Luan meaningfully: "However, Company Commander Liang, you're the one who caused this. Yes, you have to be mentally prepared."

"Four of them were removed just now, and I have already experienced it." Liang Luan swallowed, and suddenly felt his back go numb.

"Every person has at least 24 bones that can be removed seven times without any damage." Yin Jiang laughed in the room, and spoke briskly: "Where are the four bones?"

The training was not hard, but Liang Luan felt like crying: "..."

Feng Howl: "..."

Xu Shijie touched the injured shoulder and suddenly felt a little lucky.

"Women can get through ten levels of pain after giving birth, so it's no problem for you to bear the pain of six or seven levels casually."

Yin Jiang actually began to analyze it enthusiastically inside.

"Anyway, you will get injured during training. I promise you won't hurt anyone. It's just a sudden pain. My data is almost complete. I don't dare to ask you to practice the part that will hurt people. Don't be cowardly."

This analysis was painful, Xu Shijie couldn't help asking: "What is this you practiced?"

"Splitting tendons and bones, referred to as unloading bones, now only the wrong bones are made. After all, it is easier to disassemble and assemble the bones and joints, but it is a bit difficult to divide the tendons. Tsk, the tendon system is indeed much more complicated than the bones, but It's more interesting, and the reaction to pain is more fun than bone dislocation." Speaking of this, Yin Jiang suddenly sat up and became more and more excited as he talked, "However, many things should be able to draw conclusions through calculation, as long as you find someone to practice That's fine..."

Yin Jiang babbled for a long time, no one spoke to him outside, probably couldn't take it anymore and ran away, Yin Jiang shook his head, and fell back on the bed resentfully, tossing and turning.

It is impossible to sneak out here to touch porcelain and find someone to practice. It is better to close your eyes and rest.

Company Commander Liang made a fool of himself. During the military training the next day, the atmosphere in the entire training ground was a bit ghostly, and it always felt like a gloomy wind.

Xu Shijie didn't dare to order Yin Jiang to bring the slogan to Kazakhstan again. If he didn't have to care about the company's face in front of the students, he would have ordered someone to twist a chair for this little devil to sit on.

Liang Luan glanced over occasionally, his eyes twitched a little at the sight of him, and he thought that this guy could go back to the dormitory to rest.

Yin Jiang continued to be the push-up monitor with a smile like a normal person. After a night of self-blame, the twelve students worked extra hard today, and the chance of making mistakes was greatly reduced. Yin Jiang squatted and played on the edge of the playground with Xu instructor Son, I only go up and do push-ups once in a while.Anyway, there is no anger or anger now. Everyone thinks that he was so good yesterday, and it is already amazing that he didn't go to rest today.

With this team as a reference, the other phalanxes are more orderly, and the training results are surprising.

Yin Jiang was so bored that he chatted with Instructor Xu: "Instructor Xu, which bone is your shoulder injury? Is the bone cracked or a tendon? A sharp weapon or a bullet? When will it heal?"

Xu Shijie couldn't help but change the subject because he asked so many questions, "You are so interested in medicine, are you going to be a doctor in the future?"

"No, I'm not interested in studying medicine at all." Yin Jiang returned to the topic very indifferently: "I just like to tear apart bones."

Xu Shijie didn't want to speak for a moment.

At this time, a non-commissioned officer came to report to the company commander, Liang Luan was obviously relieved, and quickly walked over to inform Yin Jiang: "The chief is here, let you go over."

Yin Jiang's mood dropped rapidly visible to the naked eye, he hummed, and obediently followed the sergeant to the headquarters.As soon as he left, the instructors whose bones had been torn apart on the playground collectively breathed a sigh of relief.Liang Luan asked Xu Shijie, "What did he just say?"

Xu Shijie scratched his head: "Your uncle's second uncle...is he scolding the chief?"

Liang Luan glanced at the direction of the headquarters, feeling a little sad.

There are no outsiders in the headquarters now, only the chief, the bodyguards, and captain Feng are all people who know everything.He scolded the second uncle just now, but Yin Jiang is still quite obedient in front of the second uncle... Although he has a headache on his face, he at least sat on the sofa in a well-behaved manner, and at most he owed a little.

"What's the matter, you've always figured it out and think I'm a pretty good kid, so you want to let me go to the special police school?"

Every time the opening remark is the same sentence, compared to Wei Changgeng, he has a more headache: "You know it's impossible, but can't you be a little quieter?"

Although the chief executive personally brewed calming tea for him, Yin Jiang just couldn't calm down: "How can I be peaceful? Everyone says that I am the red scarf representative of the new era of five lectures and four beauties. Besides, it's not me If I want to be in the limelight, I really do everything to be in the limelight, so there is nothing I can do about it. If I am not allowed to be a special police officer, it will be a loss to the country!"

The second uncle didn't speak, just smiled and watched him blowing quietly, Yin Jiang was dumbfounded: "Otherwise, tell me what you think of me."

Wei Changgeng didn't talk to him, and went straight to the topic: "Do you remember how many times this year you were so excited that you didn't feel sleepy at all?"

"Who should remember that? There were thieves and burglaries next to my own community. It's so terrifying. Who can sleep..." Yin Jiang was very dissatisfied. Isn't that guy worth it?"

"Three or four days? Three plus four days?" Capt. Feng felt a headache when he thought of that. Before the theft happened, this kid had been wandering around for three days. How could he cooperate with the police to catch the thief? Bones, if they arrived later, that group would probably lose their limbs.You could hear the thieves shouting for help from far away, and it is estimated that the comrades who went to the police at that time could laugh for a year.

Feng Howl couldn't help but yell at him: "What is next to your house? Half a city away is also considered to be next to your house? Besides, this kind of thing needs you, a child, to sleep and forget to eat and sleep? Then we, the police, have to eat it." cooked rice?"

"I didn't intend to snatch your jobs, but I ran into them first by accident. I'm not in the position to judge your ability." Yin Jiang curled his lips, and began to complain to Wei Changgeng, "Besides, everyone gave me Send out a pennant saying that I am a little hero who stands up for justice, Second Uncle, you are so kind, just send me a notice of critical mental illness, I think you can just put me in a mental hospital and lock me up, don't worry."

Wei Changgeng also complained: "I just want to save my worry, but the problem is that the hospital has not been able to lock you up yet, and ordinary mental hospitals can't accept you." This guy often stays up for several days in a row, just to commit crimes outside Molecules break bones to play.For the convenience of jumping out of the window, he actually played a fear of heights with his mother, so no matter where the queen moves, the floor will not exceed the third floor.

Feng Howl was so choked that his eye circles were red: "Can you take yourself seriously? Your uncle is in his twenties and didn't make it to his thirties when this happened. How old are you? Counting this time, you'll be able to do it this year." This is the fourth time..."

Can you live to be 20 years old?

Yin Jiang said: "What a big deal, don't you just sponsor me an urn? It's not much money."