my scheming human boyfriend

As soon as he returned to the ward, the darkness flooded in. Bai Jinyi had no ability to resist, and only had time to take a last look at Jian Wuxu before being drawn into the darkness.

Then, like a little time was stolen.

When he dimly regained consciousness again, when he felt it first, his soul was being dragged down by the heavy body, which made him a little tired and flustered.

However, the feeling of the body proves that he has successfully returned to the body, right?

Bai Jinyi breathed a sigh of relief, then thought of Jian Wuxu again.

If his soul has successfully returned to his body, what about Jane Wuxu's soul?Is it still floating?What about the people in the underworld?Did he come to the world to catch Jian Wuxu again while he was in a coma?

A series of questions flashed through Bai Jinyi's brain, urging him to quickly open his eyes to look at the situation. He also tried his best, and the heavy eyelids opened a crack first, and the light pierced the darkness and spilled in, making him hum softly , Then, more and more light poured in, and he saw a vague shadow in the light, talking anxiously.

But through the frosted glass, he couldn't see clearly, nor could he hear clearly.

Bai Jin held his breath.

After a few seconds, the frosted glass was pulled away, and he returned to the normal world.

The blurry figures standing beside his hospital bed were his anxious parents, and Jane Wuxu who was holding his hand and looking at him eagerly.

When his parents saw him open his eyes, they breathed a sigh of relief: "You're awake."

Jian Wuxu also immediately recovered from his fatigue. He seemed to have a lot to say to him, but he didn't say anything, he just held Bai Jinyi's hand firmly.

Bai Jinyi moved his fingers and gently hooked Jian Wuxu's hand, giving the god of death some comfort.Then he turned to his parents: "Why are you here... What time is it?"

"The hospital informed us that you were in a coma. Of course we came here immediately. It's about two or three o'clock in the middle of the night. You have been in a coma for nearly five hours since you were discovered by the medical staff." Bai Peiyun said, his brows furrowed , "Why did you fall into a coma in the hospital? Is it the sequelae of jumping off the bridge last time? Is there any problem that hasn't been checked out?"

"I'm fine," Bai Jinyi comforted his parents, "It's probably just that I'm too tired these days and can't hold on for a while."

Bai Peiyun didn't believe it, he shook his head and said, "If you're tired, you'll fall asleep sitting up at most, and you'll wake up when you're called out. How could you be in a coma? I think you still have to go for a checkup to find out what's wrong. "

"...I will check later." Bai Jinyi nodded without trying to refuse again.

Bai Peiyun felt relieved, and said to Bai Jinyi: "I asked you for two days off, and Su Jueren has also found a substitute teacher for your class. You can rest at ease for two days. There is no problem. Back to school again."

Bai Jinyi knew that there was nothing wrong with his body, but it was unknown whether the ghost messengers from the underworld would come back again, and what the circumstances would be.

Better to get the trouble out of the way before going back to school.

Bai Jinyi nodded again: "Okay, I see, Mom and Dad, it's late, you go back and rest, I will stay in the hospital for one night."

"Do you want to stay in the hospital?" Mei Xiangzhen interjected at this time, "The conditions in the hospital are not as good as those at home, with people coming and going, can you rest well? Or, come home and sleep with us, we can do whatever we need Take care of you in time."

"No." Bai Jinyi shook his head.What if the ghost messenger came again?

"Don't go home." Bai Peiyun is also Bai Jinyi's meaning, "If we take care, can the hospital be professional and timely? If there are any sequelae that have not been found out, the difference between home and the hospital may be the lifeline."

"Then I'll stay with you." Mei Xiangzhen said again.

"No, Mom, you go back." Bai Jinyi said, "Go back and rest quickly. I'll just stay in the hospital tonight."

Mei Xiangzhen originally wanted to insist, but Bai Jinyi's tone did not allow her to persist.

She stared blankly at the child, seeing a lot of strangeness from the familiar face of the child she grew up with.

this child.she thinks.It is gradually becoming different from what she is familiar with.

"Mom, don't worry, I will be fine." But Bai Jinyi spoke again, his voice was gentle, "Also, thank you for always praying for me."

He looked at her with sincere gratitude in his eyes.

Mei Xiangzhen came back to her senses, the strangeness disappeared again, and in front of her was the familiar child she had loved since she was a child.

She relented and said:

"How can a child say thank you to his parents? For your own good, we should do more things. Your father cares about your title or something, but your mother doesn't care. Mom only wants you to be healthy and safe. You are safe and sound. It is the happiest thing for my mother. You now remind me of your childhood. When you were young, your health was not good. You went to the hospital and found nothing. Mom was very scared, so she went to the temple to burn incense. Your father also said that this is feudalism Superstitious, instead of this, it is better to continue to find a good hospital. But in fact, he will bring some of the blessings in the temple... Mom and Dad are worried about you. So, if you have anything, don’t hold it in your heart. Tell your parents that your parents are your dearest relatives."

"I know." Bai Jinyi repeated in a low voice, "Thank you Mom and Dad, I will tell you."

Parents left the hospital.

Bai Jinyi exhaled lightly, and turned to look at Jian Wuxu beside the hospital bed: "Let's go."

"Go?" Jian Wuxu who was about to speak was stunned, "Where are you going?"

"Go to your body." Bai Jinyi sat up directly from the bed, and there was nothing wrong with his body, "First, see if your body has changed due to the things in the underworld. Will the ghost messenger come over?"

"If the ghost messenger comes again, we can't resist, should we hide?" Jian Wuxu hurriedly said, "At least avoid me."

"No, if the ghost messenger really comes, it's the same wherever you hide. There's no need to avoid it. It might implicate other people. It's better to stay beside your body and guard your body." Bai Jin He replied intentionally, "Don't worry too much, the situation may not be as bad as we thought. Before I went to the underworld, I saw many temples around the gray mist that were as tall as the Hall of the King of Hades. Isn't the folklore also saying that the Ten Halls of Yama? We The King of Hades I met may not be able to cover the sky with one hand. Anyway, no matter what, I will be with you."

"..." Jian Wuxu nodded, hooked Bai Jinyi's hand, and walked to her ward with Bai Jinyi.

At three o'clock in the middle of the night, there was almost no one in the corridor of the hospital, only the shadows of people walking in it were illuminated by the cold incandescent lamps.Jian Wuxu followed Bai Jinyi for a while, and soon floated to her own ward, and pushed the door open again.

The hesitation when entering for the first time has disappeared after entering for the second time.Bai Jinyi first looked at Jian Wuxu's body lying on the bed, and hesitated slightly: "Looking at the appearance, there seems to be no difference."

"Looking at the instrument, there is no difference." Death interjected.

Bai Jinyi turned his head to look at the god of death.

"I'm not sure if I'm right." Jian Wuxu was actually a little hesitant, "But considering that I'm a cardiothoracic surgeon, I should be able to look at these instruments, right?"

"...You should be right." Bai Jinyi thought for a while, "If there is a problem with the physiological function, the monitoring equipment should call the police. It has not been called yet, which proves that your body has not suffered too much damage from the trip to the underworld. "

"Then...then we just wait like this now?"

"Yes, just wait like this." Bai Jinyi found a chair and sat beside Jian Wuxu's bed.

"What if the ghost comes here again?"

"Follow them." Bai Jinyi said decisively, "Then smash Hades' office again."

Jian Wuxu's anxious heart suddenly settled down.He floated to Bai Jinyi's side: "Then I will wait with Teacher Bai."

"it is good."

"If Teacher Bai is tired, you can go to bed and sleep with me." He said softly again.

"It's okay, I'm not tired." Bai Jinyi said calmly, "Thinking about the King of Hades, I immediately became angry and full of energy."

"Crack."

There was a sudden noise outside the ward.

Bai Jinyi and Jian Wuxu in the room immediately became quiet, and they watched the direction of the sound with bated breath.

The sound was getting closer and closer, approaching the door of their ward.

The sound suddenly stopped, and a dark shadow was vaguely imprinted on the curtain on the door.

Is the ghost here?Are you going to walk through the door?

There was another "crack".

The voice sounded again, and the shadow on the door flickered and walked forward. This time, it got farther and farther away until it disappeared.

Only then did they realize that it was not a ghost messenger from the underworld, but a person who got up in the middle of the night, wearing soft-soled slippers, and just passed their door.

Tensioned nerves relax.

Bai Jinyi suddenly wanted to talk to Jian Wuxu, something easy, not such a crap thing as King Hades and Hell.

What about easy?

Bai Jin thought, he saw the patient card at the end of the hospital bed, and suddenly said: "Today during the day, when I asked the doctor about your situation, I saw the date of birth recorded in your file."

"Yep?"

"I think it's time to give you food."

"Ah? But don't you need the date of birth? It doesn't have the time of my birth?"

"There are only twelve hours in a day." Bai Jinyi said earnestly, "Exhaustive method, we only need to count twelve times, which is very simple."

"..." Jian Wuxu blinked, his face was full of bewilderment... so there is such an operation?

At this time Bai Jinyi had already acted.Usually, the birthday horoscope should be engraved on a piece of wood to make a tablet, but tonight there was no such condition. Bai Jinyi searched all over the ward, but only found paper and pens.

He simply calmed down, thinking about Jian Wuxu wholeheartedly, and wrote down twelve birth dates from one o'clock to twelve o'clock on the paper.

After writing, the ink color of the words seems to glow slightly under the lamp.

Bai Jinyi gathered twelve sheets of paper, stacked them, and asked Jian Wuxu: "Let's try it, what do you want to eat now?"

"I," Jane Wuxu, "is all right?"

Bai Jinyi looked around the ward. There were fruits, flower baskets, and water dispensers in the ward.He searched the ward, but found nothing more. Finally, in the corner of his pocket, he found a peppermint candy that he didn't know whether it was left during a meal or a gift from a student.

Bai Jinyi integrates these things.

He first offered the bouquet of flowers, then picked the most delicious-looking fruit, washed it and put it on, then poured another glass of water for Jian Wuxu, and finally, pressed the small mints on it.

After everything was done, he clasped his hands together, closed his eyes, and said silently:

Send everything to Jane Wuxu.

I want, he can smell the fragrance of flowers, eat fruit, drink saliva, and taste a sweet candy.

After making his wish, he opened his eyes and looked at Jian Wuxu: "You try?"

Jian Wuxu was a little hesitant. He slowly stretched out his hand and touched the cup. This doesn't prove anything. His entity has always been able to touch these things, but he can't eat or drink...

However, did I become a physical entity just now?Jian Wuxu was not sure, but his hand had already touched the cup, and at this moment he seemed to have no time to verify whether he was an entity.

He picked up the cup steadily, bowed his head and took a sip.

Bai Jinyi was a little nervous.He felt that the water seemed to be less, but it didn't seem to be less.

Jane put down the cup without a clue.

There is no shortage of water.

Disappointment is like a layer of cloud, suddenly enveloped.

Jian Wuxu ate and ate: "Bai, Teacher Bai, I drank water, I drank water, I almost forgot the taste of water..."

The sun broke through the dark clouds and filled my heart instantly.

Water can be drunk, and of course other things can be eaten.

When Jian Wuxu was eating, Bai Jinyi took out his mobile phone, opened a memo, and recorded some things.

He first explained his assets, and then recorded the unfinished business.

just in case.

After finishing the recording, looking at Jian Wuxu beside him, Bai Jinyi's heart skipped a beat, and he added a sentence later:

"...If possible, I hope to be buried with Jian Wuxu."

Time passed silently, and when Bai Jinyi finished writing the memo, the first ray of sunlight outside the window also shone on his mobile phone.

Its daybreak?

After eating, Jian Wuxu, who was a little drowsy, also woke up slightly in the sunlight at this time.

"Hey, it's dawn, why haven't the ghost messengers come yet? Are the ghost messengers afraid of the sun...but I'm not afraid of the sun...the last time they were in the river they came to seduce the soul during the day..."

"They're so slow...why are they so procrastinated? Did Hades go back to play games again?"

"Then after Hades finishes playing the game, will he catch us again? I really want to install a live camera for Hades..."

Jian Wuxu was a little sober, but a little not sober, and said a few words vaguely.

Bai Jinyi listened, his heart skipped a beat.He said to Jane Wuxu:

"Actually, we have a camera. Don't you often watch the gossip of the underworld through your mobile phone? We have a trouble with the king of Hades, and there must be some gossip in the underworld, right?"

Jian Wuxu was reminded, and immediately took out her mobile phone, opened the most popular social platform in the underworld, and saw at a glance: ""Report on Suspending the Work of Hades at the Ten Palaces of the Underworld"...Eh? The title means, Had Hades been temporarily dismissed?!"

He quickly opened it.

This government report is written very simply, only a dozen or so words. Apart from the title, it is a simple description:...Because the public reported that Yama’s dereliction of duty and passive sabotage, the Ten Palaces of the Underworld decided to suspend the work of Yama. Investigate the situation of Hades, and if the public's feedback is true, he will be severely punished in accordance with the laws of the local government.

This post has 10,000+ comments and retweets.

But when I clicked on the comments, I could only see a few of them, which said "Mirror hangs high", "Breezy breeze", "Believe in the movement of the underworld".

Nothing to see.

Jian Wuxu clicked into the forwarding again, this time it was exciting.

The first hot topic is: Hahahahahahaha I knew he would have such a day, God opened my eyes.

The second hot topic: Oh my god... I work in the complaint department of the Ten Palaces. That day I received a call from a ghost named Jian XX. He seemed to be very angry because he couldn't post online because of uncertain identity information. He called and scolded the archives department of the underworld. The voice sounded like a simple ghost. He also said that if he didn't solve it properly, he would go to the palace of the king of hell sooner or later and break the game card of the king of hell.At that time, I thought he was just talking, but I didn't expect that it was because my eyesight was shallow. He dared to speak and act, and he was willing to cut himself to pieces. He really pulled Hades off his horse! ! !

The third hot topic: What does this tell us, forbearance is useless, we can't be smoothed by the stagnant life in the underworld, and only by making troubles can we live a good life!

The fourth hot topic: Another unnamed living soul is also very powerful. My colleagues and I were lucky enough to meet him in the world. At that time, he was standing under a thousand-year-old cypress with his hands behind his back. Dao Gao's appearance, talking about the underworld, is almost like talking about his own backyard.At that time, we were still playing drums in our hearts, thinking that although he was extraordinary, he might be a bit bragging... Unexpectedly, he didn't have any moisture at all.I think it was because the human world couldn't see the King of Hades for a long time, so they vented their breath with this expert and asked him to come to the underworld to make a fuss and pierce the window paper, so that the ten halls can directly take down the King of Hades.

The fifth hot topic: I said that the above is almost the same, the matter of the underworld, can the underworld solve it by itself?Don't think about relying on external forces every day to treat the symptoms but not the root cause!

……

There are many more behind, and Jian Wuxu is dazzled.

"Teacher Bai, how do you look at what they said, we seem to be very powerful and unfathomable..."

"It's not that unfathomable." Bai Jinyi remained calm.He is an ordinary person, and Jian Wuxu is an ordinary ghost.

"But Hades was indeed punished, right?"

"Yes." Bai Jin agreed.You can tell from the very official report that Hades will definitely be investigated and punished, "Since the matter over there in the underworld is over, we can go back with peace of mind."

"Ok!"

"When I go back, I will sleep for a while. Then I will talk about other things."

"Ok!"

Jian Wuxu hummed twice vigorously, and floated up lightly: "Mr. Bai, when I think of the bad luck of the game Hades who persecuted us, I suddenly feel very happy... It feels like I'm about to float uncontrollably..."

"Come down first." Bai Jinyi hurriedly pulled the ghost down, "When you get home, you can float however you want."

"go home?"

"Take two days off, go home and rest, it will be more comfortable."

"Okay!" Jian Wuxu happily agreed, and when the excitement subsided, the drowsiness surged up, and Jian Wuxu, who was extremely happy a second ago, began to yawn, "I'm really sleepy, I want to sleep... "

"So hurry home."

"Can it be carried or carried back by Teacher Bai like before?" Jian Wuxu acted like a baby.

"Carry it." Bai Jinyi, "I'm holding you now, others may be a little strange. When you return to your body, I will hold you."

"At that time I will be heavy." Jian Wuxu muttered twice, "Teacher Bai will be tired."

Then, he stretched out his hands obediently, put them around Bai Jinyi's shoulders, and followed Bai Jinyi to go home together.

When she got home, Jian Wuxu couldn't keep her eyes open.

Bai Jin wanted to let Jian Wuxu go directly to the guest bedroom to sleep, but the dazed God of Death shook his head: "...I need to wash up."

"You can sleep and wash."

Jian Wuxu shook her head resolutely: "Wash."

Bai Jinyi had no choice but to take Jian Wuxu into the bathroom, took a wet towel, and wiped Jian Wuxu's face.

After wiping her face, Jian Wuxu's dazed eyes finally opened, and she said to Bai Jinyi, "I'll go wash up."

"Ah."

"Mr. Bai, do you want to wash together?"

"..."

"Save time, Mr. Bai is also sleepy, right?" Jian Wuxu yawned again.

"..." Bai Jinyi pushed Jian Wuxu in.He is also a little troubled sometimes, thinking that in the eyes of his boyfriend, is he too restless.

There was the sound of dripping water in the bathroom, and 10 minutes later, Jian Wuxu, who seemed to be a little more shiny after being washed by the water, came out of the bathroom.

"Hurry up and go to bed." After Bai Jinyi told him, he went into the bathroom and took a simple bath.

When he came out of the bathroom and entered the bedroom, he was about to catch up on sleep when he was suddenly surprised:

Jane Wuxu, who was supposed to rest in the guest bedroom, was lying on his bed, hugging his pillow.

"Teacher Bai." Jian Wuxu closed her eyes and stretched out her hand, "Hug."

"...Okay." Bai Jinyi sat on the bed, lay down, and hugged Jian Wuxu.

"I want to see you when I wake up, otherwise I will be scared." Jian Wuxu shrank into Bai Jinyi's arms.

"Ah."

"Teacher Bai," Jian Wuxu asked again in a low voice, "do you feel that I have brought you a lot of trouble and danger?"

"will not."

"really?"

"Really." Bai Jinyi, "Because happiness has to be won by people."

Jian Wuxu was relieved, he curled up in Bai Jinyi's arms, and soon fell into a deep sleep.

He thought he was having a nightmare.

But no, in Bai Jinyi's arms, he slept very comfortably, and what broke into his dreamland were all sweet dreams.