my scheming human boyfriend

"What, what—" Jian Wuxu was in a state of confusion, "I hooked Teacher Bai's soul? Do I want Teacher Gou Bai's soul for my own sake? Why am I so bad..."

"Hey, why are you crying?" Yan Wang looked at Jian Wuxu, "Didn't I say that your mana will decrease if you shed tears?"

"But, but I don't feel that crying reduces mana?" Jian Wuxu didn't want to cry, but as long as he thought that Bai Jinyi was almost seduced by him, he couldn't help crying, and his hands were tied On the chair, even if you want to wipe it, you can't do it.

"...What I mean by saying that your mana will be reduced when you shed tears is to scare you not to cry casually." Yama Wang said, "Oh my God, how come you are such a troublesome ninth-generation benevolent person and ninth-generation benevolent family? I am not an engineer, but my mother is Doctors Without Borders. Does this kind of family really exist? I have been the King of Hades for so long, and I am tired of it. There are always bad people in different ways, but good people seem to be carved out of the same mold. It makes people wonder whether it is a mass-produced replica!"

"But, just like you said, I am a good man and a good family of the ninth generation. It doesn't feel like a good thing to seduce other people's souls. A way to restore Yang?" Jian Wuxu asked, he just couldn't control his tears, but his thoughts were still very clear.

"I've told you so much, but it's all in vain, right?" Hades became angry, "The question now is how many ways do you have to return the yang? The question now is, if you don't return the yang quickly, your body will be destroyed. Can't hold it anymore? How much time do you think you have to waste? Forget it, whether you like it or not, anyway, if you don't tick it, it's your own!"

"I'm not hooked to death... I'm not hooked, I'm dead, is this the current state?" Jian Wuxu couldn't help asking, "The current state is actually not that bad. I can be with Mr. Bai, or I can be with Teacher Bai. Teachers communicate with parents. As for work, although I feel that I like this job, not working should not be a completely bad thing.”

"..." Hades choked for two seconds, and then snorted coldly, "You have become a ghost, and you still want to stay in the world, but you are a lonely ghost, and will disappear; you have become a ghost, and ghosts will go to the world to catch You, that is the job, look, how much time the ghosts have been wasted because of you!"

"But I..." Jian Wuxu, "Is this really my fault? I don't want to waste other people's time either! Besides, I haven't turned into a ghost now, and ghost messengers have gone to the world to arrest me."

"Is that arrest?" Yan Wang asked speechlessly, "That's because I asked the ghost messenger to bring you here, and spent precious time playing games and listening to people's grievances to solve the problem for you, okay? Open the door and take a look." How anxious are the ghosts outside, none of their problems are more serious than yours? Do you understand? You keep procrastinating like this, it will affect the overall situation! It will affect the work efficiency of my office! And you see Look, in the palace of Hades, there is a bright mirror hanging high."

Hades pointed to the back of his throne, where there was indeed a plaque with the words "Mirror hangs high".

There is also a couplet under the plaque, the upper and lower couplets are:

Doing evil in the world to deceive the world

The Palace of the King of Hades pays for good and evil, and is fair and clear

"For the sake of being a benevolent person of the ninth generation, I have already made an exception to give you the method of returning the yang, but it seems that you have not understood my painstaking efforts at all." Yan Wang sighed, "You think you can't return the yang if you don't return the yang? Is it just your problem whether you are seduced or not? Have you ever thought that I will open the door for you here, and if you look up and find this, I will also be criticized and relegated? Have you ever thought about it? However, this car accident is a hole if you don’t fill in your soul for a long time. Although the hole is not big at present, do you know the butterfly effect? ​​This small hole, if you are unlucky, a chain reaction will occur. Will it lead to an imbalance between heaven and earth and frequent disasters? At this level, can you afford it?"

"..." Jian Wuxu was speechless.

"Don't talk about you, I can't afford it either." Hades hates iron for being weak, "I have given you so much preferential treatment, and what you have given me in return is constant trouble! These words should not have been said To be clear, you have to comprehend these meanings by yourself, but you—you! I have to break apart and crumble things that are related to your interests, and then feed them into your mouth? Do you think this should be done? ?”

"Hey!" Hades sighed heavily, "If it wasn't for controlling the living soul and needing to switch modes to keep records, I'd just help you get things done, and it's better than you dawdling here, hesitating and delaying You have delayed me again, you have made your parents sad, and you have caused so much trouble for this world."

After Yan Wang finished the long series of words, he glanced at Jian Wuxu:

"...so why are you crying again?"

"I thought that I had caused so much trouble...and thought that if Teacher Bai was involved in an accident," Jian Wuxu choked up, "Would his parents be so sad?"

Hades was desperate.

"I really can't explain it to you. The great kind person is not kind, but just stupid, right?"

There was a sudden knock on the door.

"Who is it?" Yama asked impatiently.

"Game figurines are sent downstairs, and they are said to be for Yan Wang to taste, so I will send them to you." A voice sounded from outside.

The sound came into Jian Wuxu's ears, and Jian Wuxu was taken aback: This voice...

"Game figure, who sent it?" Hades muttered twice, waved his hand, and the two office doors, which had been firmly closed before, swung open to both sides.

A ghost in a ghost uniform came in.

do not know.

But Yan Wang didn't know many ghost messengers at first. He saw that the ghost messenger was carrying a box in his hand, which must contain game figures.

"Put it on the desk."

Yan Wang said that when he looked at Jian Wuxu, he felt very tired, and he didn't bother to deal with the ghost who came into the office. He turned on the TV again, continued to watch the live broadcast of the game, and said:

"I've explained everything to you. You should have made up your mind about what to do..."

But Jian Wuxu's attention was no longer on Yan Wang, his eyes followed Bai Jinyi who came in.

Bai Jinyi raised his finger, pressed it to his lips, and quietly walked behind Yan Wang's desk.

Hades said: "What are you doing? Putting things down and not going out? Are you usually so passive and sabotage?"

At this moment, Bai Jin deliberately opened the drawer of Hades' desk, and inside were densely packed game discs.

Yan Wang heard that the voice was not right, turned his head to look, and was stunned:

"You dare to break into my office. You are brave enough. Do you know that as soon as I get my seal, you will be exiled to the mountain of swords and flames?"

As he spoke, he picked up the seal hanging from his waist, and Chao Bai Jinyi casually stamped it.

But after the action, the seal in his hand didn't respond at all, as if it wasn't the great seal of the King of Hades, but just an ordinary seal.

"You..." Hades instantly understood, "You are a living soul! The living soul actually broke into the underworld!"

"You said that Jian Wuxu wasted your time? Delayed the justice of the ghosts outside?" Bai Jinyi didn't talk nonsense with Hades at all. His purpose of coming in was very clear, and he took four or five CDs in his hand and unfolded them according to Hades.

"What are you going to do!" Hades was terrified, and immediately said, "Don't act rashly, how many plates you have broken, I cast a spell, and they will be restored again."

"It's not Jian Wuxu who wasted your time, but the game board. You only spent 13 minutes on Jian Wuxu, but the people outside have to wait for you until 30 years later."

Hearing only a few clicks, Bai Jinyi didn't care whether Hades could restore the game disk, anyway, break it first and then talk about it!

"My game—" Hades screamed, although recovery can be recovered, but the heartache for a moment is real.

"You said that Jian Wuxu will never understand your point, so do you understand the point of Jian Wuxu?" Bai Jinyi's voice was low, suppressing his anger, "It's just the opposite, you're always only talking about Jian Wuxu If you say the same way, if he doesn't follow your way, he will make thousands of mistakes, and heaven and earth will not tolerate it, right?"

The game on the TV has already started live.

Bai Jinyi took out several more game boards and broke them one by one. The breaking speed was slow, so he directly pulled out the entire drawer and threw it at the TV!

"You said you thought so much about Jian Wuxu, but in fact you don't care what Jian Wuxu thinks at all. What you care about is whether you win or lose the game."

It's been a long time since a soul dared to be so arrogant!The King of Hades was furious, and wanted to sacrifice his mana again, but neither his mana nor his seal had any effect on the living soul. To be effective on the living soul, the mode had to be adjusted on the spot, but the living soul had super mobility. He was obviously chattering over there, but it didn't delay his destruction at all!

Hearing a crash, the drawer hit the TV, and the TV was shattered into cobweb patterns. Hades immediately pointed at the TV, and the TV immediately recovered.

"If you say you will recover, you will recover, no matter how much trouble you make—"

Yama turned to Bai Jinyi, and when he saw Bai Jinyi's actions, his voice changed:

"It's better not to make trouble."

What Bai Jinyi was holding in his hand was a game disc found in a box carved with dragons, carved phoenixes and inlaid with gold and jade.The rest of the discs are put together, but this disc is stored in a separate beautiful box.

After the operation, he was a little out of breath. After all, he was just an ordinary junior high school teacher. He followed the rules since he was a child, and he didn't even throw anything out of anger: "Where is the key to the lock on Jian Wuxu's chair? Now Tell me, or I'll break this one in my hand—"

He made a gesture to break.

"Calm down!" King Hades was stunned, "There is a unique ending and a complete collection that I played in it. I specially set a spell for it that cannot be copied and repaired. If you break it, you won't be able to get out of the underworld! "

"Don't talk nonsense." Bai Jin agreed.

"...the key is in the wooden box on the table." Hades yielded.

Bai Jinyi directly turned the wooden box on the table upside down and found the key.He firmly held the key and the game board, walked all the way to Jian Wuxu's side, and opened Jian Wuxu's lock with the key.

With a "click", Jian Wuxu was finally able to stand up from the chair, he couldn't wait to come to Bai Jinyi's side, and firmly grasped Bai Jinyi's clothes.

At this time, the ghosts waiting outside to petition had already gathered at the door of the office, and the ghost messengers also rushed up from below. There was no time, and he and Jane had no choice but to leave.

Bai Jinyi turned to Hades again.

Yan Wang had a premonition, and stared at his game board firmly, inseparable: "If you have something to say, everything can be discussed."

"You said just now that Jian Wuxu had to seduce the soul for the sake of the overall situation? Either Hades, look at the ghosts who have been waiting for you for so long outside, please stop playing games for the overall situation and the bright mirror."

Bai Jinyi broke the game board without hesitation.

There was a crisp clicking sound accompanied by Hades' heartbroken screams, and Bai Jinyi took out the ghost messenger seal he had just found from Hades' drawer, and knocked in the air—the door to the world!

But when the seal was knocked down, there was no response.

In the silence, Hades sneered: "I know that you want to return to the human world through the gate of ghosts. I blocked the passage just now, and all living souls ran into the underworld. The bugs were all in front of me, and I still want to go back." ? Stop dreaming, just stay with me obediently—"

What should I do if the seal of the ghost messenger cannot open the door to the world?

Bai Jinyi doesn't know, but in the final analysis, he is just an ordinary person. From the world to the underworld, to the present, he has been watching step by step. In fact, it is very easy to find Jian Wuxu and unlock Jian Wuxu's lock. alright.

Suddenly, Bai Jinyi picked up Jian Wuxu, turned around and ran out without hesitation.

"let's go!"

No matter how far you can run, run first and then talk, anyway, the rest will not be lost.

At the same time, the ghost messenger finally came late.They were surprised: "What happened..."

Hades roared angrily: "Stop these two daring living souls!"

But the innermost part of the encirclement is the ghost waiting outside, and the ghost messenger is blocked by the ghost in the outer circle. Bai Jinyi took this opportunity to quickly run away with Jian Wuxu in his arms, but where should he go?Go downstairs?Or go upstairs?There is no way to go upstairs, and you will only encounter more ghosts when you go downstairs.

Which way is the way to the world—the way home—

The lotus lantern he had been carrying, suddenly clusters of sparks burst out from the wick, and the sparks fell to the ground, and the underworld they were in, like a piece of paper, was doused with scorching marks.

A brand new road appeared under the scorched marks.

The gray mist surged up from the ground again, covering the surroundings, and Bai Jinyi walked forward along the road burned by the lotus lamp. At this time, the ghost messenger's exclamation came from behind:

"Why does he have a soul-inducing lamp in his hand? This soul-inducing lamp has a strong wish, and it directly leads a road to the world in the Palace of Hades!"

"Is he a living person? Did the parents take such precautions and light the soul lamp for the living child for so many years?!"

"Hurry up and catch people, if you don't catch them, you won't be able to catch them!"

Bai Jinyi heard a sharp wind coming from behind his head, and something hit him, and Jian Wuxu, who was in his arms, exclaimed:

"Teacher Bai, be careful!"

Jian Wuxu leaned forward and stretched out his hand, trying to help Bai Jinyi block those weapons. At this moment, just like the time under the water, a white light flashed on his body, and the weapons were bounced upside down in the white light.

Then the voice of shouting, fighting and killing changed suddenly.

First become the majestic voice of Hades: "Bai Jinyi, you made a mistake, don't make the same mistake again, turn around and come back, we are just criticizing education, if you stubbornly resist, you will really not be able to return to the world!"

Then came the voices of his parents:

"Bai Jinyi, Bai Jinyi, why are you making trouble? Mom and Dad never taught you to make trouble. Stop now. If you make a mistake, you have to admit it. If you admit it, you can correct it. Bai Jinyi, turn around quickly—— "

There is even Jane's threadless voice:

"Mr. Bai, it's not me that you're holding in your arms. You look back and see that I've been held back by Hades. What you're holding in your arms is another ghost. He wants to use your soul lamp to return to the world... "

"Teacher Bai..." said Jian Wuxu in her arms.

Bai Jinyi didn't respond, he pressed the back of Jian Wuxu's head with his palm, and held Jian Wuxu tightly in his arms.

This may be the best answer.

He had no doubt that what he found was Jian Wuxu.

He had no doubts, he would not admit that he liked Jian Wuxu.

He kept running forward, as long as Jian Wuxu was in his arms, no matter what voice behind him told him to turn back, he would not turn back.

But these voices were getting closer and closer, and many sparks burst out. The lights of the lotus lanterns on the road were getting darker. Fortunately, he saw a door. There was a door at the end of the road. shadow of hospital ward.

The surrounding gray fog was about to surge up, and Bai Jinyi felt his hands and feet were sluggish, just a little bit...

He gritted his teeth, trying to push Jian Wuxu out of his arms and push the door.

But Jian Wuxu seemed to feel it, he grabbed Bai Jinyi's clothes tightly, didn't say anything, just buried his head in Bai Jinyi's chest, he didn't want to separate, no matter what.

At this time, the ghost messenger arrived.

Bai Jinyi heard the whistling sound of the chains, and from the corner of his eyes, he also seemed to catch a glimpse of the chains' gloomy light.

At this moment, his shoulder was pushed hard by a soft hand, and that force helped him pass the last distance.The chain fell behind his back, and Bai Jinyi seemed to hear a female voice say:

"This is not where you should come, go back quickly."

The sound disappeared, the gray fog disappeared, and the underworld also disappeared.

Bai Jinyi hugged Jian Wuxu and fell back into the ward.

The author has something to say:

Mr. Bo is an ordinary person, but ordinary people also have very extraordinary things =w=