Even if you become an animal, you have to serve an iron rice bowl

Zuo Yuan pointed at the car door, "Let's go?!"

The parrot on the treetop flew down very neatly, got into the police car with the window open, and then squatted on the seat next to Luo Qian against the car door.

Zuo Yuan was happy.

Seeing Zuo Yuan standing still in the car door, the parrot flapped its wings, "Why are you standing there! Let's go!"

Zuo Yuan rolled his eyes, got in the car and started the car, looking at the big parrot from the rearview mirror.

"Don't think you can stay in the police station just by talking nonsense outside today!"

The parrot tilted its head and pecked its feathers, pretending not to hear.

Zuo Yuanqi laughed and turned the steering wheel, "Don't pretend you didn't hear me, your brain is as smart as a human being, you better put me in the box and go to the Forestry Bureau tomorrow!"

The big parrot half-closed its eyelids, looking drowsy.

He clucked and yelled, "If you don't listen, don't listen, bastard chant the scriptures."

Luo Qian and Tang Nian laughed.

After changing the coldness on her face, Luo Qian stroked the parrot's fur and rubbed it on his neck, and Shen Qiu stretched out her comfortable wings.

"Uncle policeman, this parrot is so smart, it's good to keep you in the police station. Look, if you meet someone like me next time, maybe you can save another life."

Speaking of the latter sentence, she laughed self-deprecatingly.

Shen Qiu had seen countless people, and he could tell what she was thinking when he saw that expression, he patted her hand with his wings, and spoke rebukedly.

"Who are you! What kind of person are you? Girls like you are all as enlightened as eminent monks. You can't wait to sacrifice yourself for others, or you are not good enough."

"That kind of man, if I were you, I would have been kicked 800 years ago! What are you thinking about him? Thinking that he is ugly, or that he smells like a bug crawling out of a cesspit?"

"Still trying to make him look bigger?"

"Then your hobbies are very special. He is unmatched in the first two, but the latter is not good for you to draw a panda? The face of the national treasure is bigger than him."

After speaking, he smacked his lips, "No, no, I can't compare pandas with him, I'll humiliate pandas."

The entire carload of people laughed, and Luo Qian laughed so hard that tears almost came out.

"Why is your parrot so cute, isn't it really a human change?"

Shen Qiu glared at her with his eyeballs.

"Aren't you listening? Listen to me!"

"The only thing you did wrong in these things is that you shouldn't make fun of your own life! Such a tall building, you never thought about what would happen if you fell down? How about I give you an example again ?”

After finally erasing the image of her miserable end in the second half of her life from her mind, Luo Qian hurriedly raised her hand to beg for forgiveness.

"I'm sorry Brother Parrot, I was wrong, please forgive me!"

Shen Qiu nodded the parrot's head in satisfaction, "That's right, a bright and beautiful girl, she looks quite smart, why is she so cruel to herself. The Tathagata Buddha has to step aside when he sees you."

"If you become a Buddha immediately, you will definitely be able to influence everyone with your Buddha's light."

Luo Qian laughed so hard that her stomach ached, "I beg you, Big Brother Parrot, stop talking about it, you said all my sadness was gone, and I have to get emotional and call Lin Qian's parents later."

Only then did Shen Qiu give up, and patted Luo Qian's back with his wings, "That's right, prepare it well, if it's really impossible, then I will recite the Diamond Sutra to the bugs myself."

Luo Qian didn't react for a while, but when she realized what the Diamond Sutra was for, combined with what the parrot said about her relic, she couldn't laugh or cry.

In the front seat, Zuo Yuan listened to the parrot while driving.

Listening to his words, he was so smart that he didn't look like a parrot at all, so he squinted his eyes.

He pressed the wiper casually, and he glanced at Tang Nian inadvertently.

This was a secret signal between the two. The first second he saw the wipers rising, the smile in Tang Nian's eyes dropped sharply, but the corners of his mouth remained the same as before.

He took out his mobile phone, glanced at the parrot in the rearview mirror from the corner of his eye, and calmly sent a message to his colleagues in the bureau.

A smart parrot, the parrot that still wants to stay in the police station.

Compared with other parrots, it's hard not to wonder if someone taught this parrot something behind him, making him so persistent in staying in the police station.

Tang Nian quickly thought about it in his mind, and pulled out every suspect for a walk.

It's not that Shen Qiu is ignorant of these things, he discovered it as soon as Zuo Yuan made a move.

After all, he used to be a policeman. Although he has been reborn twice, his vigilance has not dropped.

Seeing the actions of the two, the big parrot shook its head.

Check it, check it, find out what my last name is with you~

The car arrived at the police station very quickly, and the cheating man couldn't wait to rush to Luo Qian as soon as he got out of the car, and was separated by Tang Nian.

"Mr. Lin, please calm down first."

Lin Qian twisted his face and yelled loudly: "I'm calm! Officer, this is a matter between our husband and wife, please don't meddle in it, please?!"

Tang Nian's tone was calm.

"Mr. Lin, this is the police station, please don't make any noise!"

Lin Qian was about to say something more, when the big parrot flew over from the car window and clicked its pointed beak at him.

Lin Qian's mouth was immediately closed, as if afraid of Shen Qiu approaching, he took a few steps back.

"I didn't touch you! Don't try to slander me!"

Shen Qiu really wanted to roll his eyes, but the parrot's small eyes didn't allow him to do so, so he could only whistle, "Coward, coward!"

He turned around and "whoosh" flew into the case handling hall.

Luo Qian glanced at Lin Qian, whose face was blue and red, and his best friend Xiaosan, who looked like he was being bullied, who came from behind, rolled her eyes and followed Shen Qiu in.

The transcripts were made separately, and Shen Qiu followed Luo Qian, for fear that the girl would let the cheating man go because of her old relationship.

As a result, Luo Qian, who had just finished taking notes, made a big move directly.

"Uncle policeman, I want to call the police."

Zuo Yuan rubbed the center of his brows, "Miss Luo, I am the same age as you this year, you can..."

"Good police uncle, I want to report to the police that Lin Qian defrauded me of 10 yuan."

Zuo Yuan got stuck before he finished speaking.

"10 yuan? Fraud?"

Lin Qian, who had just finished taking notes with Tang Nian, became anxious when he heard this, and rushed over from across the aisle.

"Luo Qian, what's the matter with you! What kind of fraud, do you have to kill me to be comfortable, you!"

No one expected that Lin Qian would suddenly go crazy. Seeing that the hand was about to grab Luo Qian's ponytail, Shen Qiu pecked at it!

"Ow!"

Lin Qian screamed, and his fingers were already bleeding.

He widened his eyes and raised his hand to hit him, "You bastard!"

Shen Qiu flew up and shouted, "I am protecting animals! If you beat me, I will go to jail!"

While pecking at Lin Qian's head.

The few hairs that were originally pecked were flying in the air like dandelions.

Lin Qian groaned twice and ran away with his head in his arms.

"Police help! The little bastard has bitten someone!"

Shen Qiu laughed inwardly, and shouted, "Uncle policeman, help! A bedbug is going to kill protected animals!"

But as he shouted, he used his paws to pull Lin Qian's hair. The black hair with a little yellow was floating around like snowflakes.

The police office was suddenly in chaos.

A few minutes later, the parrot flew to stand on the light bulb above his head, and Lin Qian shivered under the desk.

Zuo Yuan rubbed his throbbing temples, feeling tired.

He looked up at the electric light cord that was about to be pulled down by the parrot, and the veins on his forehead were throbbing.

"Come down, the wire is about to be torn off by you! You jump on the light bulb every day when you have something to do, you..."

Before I finished speaking, the wires couldn't bear the parrot weighing 4.5 catties. The light bulb flickered twice and went out.

Zuoyuan: ... =_=.

Shen Qiu knew he was in the wrong, so he hovered around the office for a while, and chose to land on the clock on the wall, but this thing was also hung on a nail. When the parrot's paw touched it, the clock would shake, and the next second it would "click."

It fell to the ground, and the glass shattered all over the place.

Shen Qiu flying on the roof: ...

I'm sorry, I didn't expect my destructive power to be so strong after being reborn as a parrot.

He stood peacefully on the office chair farthest from Zuo Yuan.

"Sorry! I didn't mean to!"

The speed of admitting mistakes is very fast.

When Zuo Yuan wanted to preach, he immediately choked in his throat, making him a little dizzy with anger.

Waved his hand, "Tang Nian, take Lin Qian out first!"

This time, Lin Qian didn't dare to say nonsense, and left the office with his head in his arms.

Luo Qian next to her kept holding back her laughter, rubbed her stiff face when she saw this, and spoke for Shen Qiu.

"Uncle policeman, don't be angry, Brother Parrot is also here to help me."

Zuo Yuan waved his hands feebly, he didn't even look at Shen Qiu, he didn't want to see even a little bit of purple and blue in a short time.

"My name is Zuo Yuan, you can call me by my name directly."

Luo Qian smiled, "Good uncle policeman."

Zuo Yuan: ...

He sat down expressionlessly, opened the computer file, "Okay, let's talk about Lin Qian's fraud."

"It was around this time last year. At that time, I just bought the current house, but because I was too busy with work, I handed over the decoration to Lin Qian."

At that time, Luo Qian wanted Lin Qian to pay some decoration fees in advance, and then give him the money after the decoration was completed.

But Lin Qian claimed that he really had no money, so Luo Qian transferred [-] yuan to his card, but she didn't expect that when she came back from a business trip, the house didn't move at all, and it remained the same.

After questioning, he learned that Lin Qian had lent the 10 yuan to his parents, saying that his father had suddenly fallen ill. At that time, he was too anxious to ask Luo Qian to give the money to his father for medical treatment.

"Before I thought we were getting married soon, and he also wrote me an IOU saying that he would pay me back in half a year. I didn't think about it that much, but until today, I haven't seen the shadow of the 10 yuan."

"I didn't care about our relationship as boyfriend and girlfriend before. But now we have broken up, and he has constituted a fraud after calculating the time."

Zuo Yuan's expression became serious, "Did you transfer the money through the bank?"

Luo Qian nodded.

"You questioned him, and he said that the repayment was verbal or recorded?"

Luo Qian took out her phone and rummaged through the chat history.

"There are WeChat records, and this house has nothing to do with him."

"I bought the house in full, and I paid for the decoration alone, and even the usual living expenses were paid by me."

Hearing this, one person and one bird frowned at the same time.

Zuo Yuan hesitated to speak, but still couldn't hold back, "Miss Luo, what are you planning?"

The big parrot poked its head in the back and said, "After Tu dies, he can be ranked in the fairy class!"

Zuo Yuan went over with a sharp look, "Shut up!"

"Okay!" The parrot retracted its head graciously, pecking at its feathers.

Luo Qian first smiled, then sighed, "Just think I was stupid before, but now I just want him to pay back the money."

Zuo Yuan typed a record in the file, and then said, "Generally, for this kind of case, we advocate mediation first. If the mediation fails, we will file a case for you and then go to court."

Luo Qian frowned, apparently not expecting such trouble.

"I don't want to tell him that Lin Qian pretends to be poor when he mentions money."

Shen Qiu couldn't hold back, stretched his legs, "Well, can I say something?"

Two pairs of eyes stared at him, one with expectation and the other with warning.

The big parrot shrank its head, "This kind of person cares about face, right? Why don't you threaten him to go to his hometown to promote him?"