Even if you become an animal, you have to serve an iron rice bowl

Seeing that the parrot landed next to the girl who jumped off the building, everyone held their breath for an instant.

If the timing didn't allow, Zuo Yuan wanted to stuff the parrot into the box given by the Forestry Bureau on the spot.

"Brother Yuan, what should we do! The parrot won't irritate the jumper!"

With a serious face, Zuo Yuan asked the firefighters below to speed up, while evacuating the people on the roof.

Just when everyone was afraid of the girl being stimulated.

The parrot standing on the railing of the roof pecked its feathers, combed its messy hair, and then looked at the stunned girl.

"Girl, your lipstick is gone."

He looked at the girl with a pair of small eyes, and made a tsk-tsk sound, "The eyelashes are also blooming, and the skirt is also wrinkled."

The parrot's tone is the kind with an electronic sound. It's not a perfect speech, but it can be understood.

The girl stared, and subconsciously tugged at the hem of her skirt. After realizing that she was about to jump off a building, it immediately fell apart.

"I don't care if it's wrinkled or not, it's going to die anyway!"

"Whooooooo dead scumbag! Even a scumbag will die! Why didn't God come and kill this scumbag with a thunderbolt!"

The girl started crying again.

Shen Qiu took a look into the rooftop, and saw a man in pajamas, with messy hair, a sallow complexion, and heavy bags under the eyes, kneeling right in front of the girl.

Hearing this, his face was very ugly, and he muttered for a while, "Qianqian, you can't blame me for this, but who is responsible for our matter?"

"You have to go on a business trip every month, at least three to five days, at most half a month, have you ever thought about how I live at home?"

"I'm a man! I also need someone to accompany me! Other men have girlfriends to accompany them, but my girlfriend is no different. You just say that it's hard for you to change you?"

Speaking of this, the man seemed a little aggrieved.

Shen Qiu, including everyone present, had expressions like:? ? ?

How big is your face?

Luo Qian stared, as if she couldn't believe that the person next to her pillow was such a shameless person, panting for breath, and didn't say a word for a long time.

Zuo Yuan saw that he couldn't let this man stay here any longer, so he hurried up to drag him away.

But the man refused to leave, and the more he talked, the more he worked hard, and the more he talked, the more he felt that he was right!

"Besides, Miaomiao and I are just this one time! It's just that you ran into me just by chance, and I still love you in my heart! You see we're getting married at the end of the year, so why do you make such a fuss again?"

Zuo Yuan and Tang Nian worked together to drag the man to the stairs, the man refused to leave, just wanted to talk.

Not a single word was heard.

Shen Qiu was dumbfounded.

To be honest, this was the first time he saw such a brazen man.

Looking at the forbearance and numbness on Luo Qian's face, it was obviously not the first time she heard such words.

The big parrot spread its wings halfway, and was so dazed that it forgot to take them back.

After a while, he clicked his tongue twice, which attracted Luo Qian's attention.

"Girl...you are a relic, right?"

Luo Qianmu stared at him blankly, as if she didn't understand this sentence.

The big parrot flapped its wings, "Otherwise you would be that living Bodhisattva who is merciful and merciful."

The property staff next to him who tried to dissuade him couldn't hold back his "puchi" laughter, and Luo Qian gave him a cool look.

Luo Qian seemed to give up on herself, "Yes, I just have no vision! I'm so kind, I want this kind of man! But even so, it's not a reason for him to betray me!"

She wept bitterly, and the more she thought about it, the more uncomfortable she became.

The big parrot flapped its wings, "Cheating is his problem, why do you want to find fault with yourself?"

"Even if you have bad intentions and bad eyesight, it's not the reason for his cheating."

Luo Qian was stunned.

The big parrot flicked its tongue a few times, and recalled, "That man has no face, no body, if he can take care of your family, you have food after get off work, you take a shower and send your clothes to your hands, that's okay. OK."

"But if you can't do this, what's wrong with kicking him directly?"

Shen Qiu decided to give her an example.

"Look, if you jump down now, let's not talk about how miserable and helpless your parents will be, just talk about the most realistic money. Your house will definitely be taken by your cheating boyfriend."

"At that time, your wedding room will directly become the wedding room of the cheating man and your best friend. It's okay if you really die, but if you die, your soul still lingers in the world."

"Then you have to watch the cheating man and the little three love each other, get married and have children in your wedding room..."

The big parrot trembled, "I don't know if you can accept it, but I can't."

Luo Qian thought about it carefully, and found that she couldn't accept it either.

Shen Qiu observed her expression, and continued, "Even if you are lucky enough to survive the fall, broken arms and legs will definitely be inevitable, and if it is more serious, you may even be paralyzed."

"At that time, you will have to be served whether you are eating or defecating, and you will definitely not be able to do your work."

"If you continue to follow the cheating man, he will coax you to transfer the ownership of the house to him within two days, and then dump you."

"At that time, you can only go back to your parents pitifully, but when your parents are old and unable to take care of you..."

The big parrot shook his head sympathetically, as if Luo Qian had already reached that point.

He was full of emotion, not only stunned Luo Qian, but also Zuo Yuan and Tang Nian who finally got the cheating man down.

A few seconds later, a thought emerged in the minds of several people: What a tragedy.

A gust of wind blew by, Luo Qian looked at the dizzying height below, and then imagined what the parrot said, and suddenly her legs felt a little weak.

Zuo Yuan noticed this phenomenon at the first time, stepped forward quickly, and slowed down his voice, "Girl, so you get down first, and then we can talk about the rest after you get down, okay? It's very dangerous on you, if you accidentally fall... "

Luo Qian was a little scared, and looked at the big parrot hesitantly.

Seeing that the parrot combed his hair neatly, he couldn't help but wipe the lipstick on the corner of his mouth.

"Then what, what do you think I will do after I go down?"

Everyone at the scene breathed a sigh of relief, Zuo Yuan was about to pick up the conversation.

The big parrot chirped again.

"What else can I do! Kick him when you get down! Let him spit out all the things that cost you and ate you! Get him kicked out!"

"This kind of public cucumber, even if it is thrown on the side of the road, no one wants it! Since it is garbage, don't treat it as a treasure!"

The small eyeballs of the big parrot turned left and right and landed on Zuo Yuan's body.

"There are thousands of men in the world, isn't the one in front of you a thousand or ten thousand times better than the cheating man?"

Luo Qian turned her head, met the shocked Zuo Yuan, looked it over carefully and said yes.

Then he reached out his hand to Zuo Yuan who was even more shocked, "Please help me, uncle policeman, my legs are weak."

After she went down, she couldn't help but look back at Shen Qiu, "Are you really a parrot? Why are you so smart and know so much."

Shen Qiu proudly puffed out her chest, "Hands on hips", "Because I'm a policeman... a bird!"

Zuo Yuan looked at him blankly and put on a new identity for himself, the veins on his forehead twitched happily.

After handing Luo Qian to Tang Nian to take him down, Zuo Yuan wanted to talk to Shen Qiu aggressively.

The big parrot spread its wings and flew down from the roof. Amid the exclamation of the crowd, it landed on the treetops below.

Shouting at Zuo Yuan, "I am a police bird! I am a police bird! I am a police bird from the Baima Street Police Station in Nankai District!"

Zuo Yuan: ...

Zuo Yuan laughed angrily, pointed at the big parrot, turned around and went downstairs.

Luo Qian, the cheating man and Xiaosan will all be taken to the police station for a record.

As soon as he went downstairs, the cheating man rushed under the tree where Shen Qiu was standing, and pointed at the big parrot on the top of the tree with a ferocious face.

"Get down! See if I don't kill you! Don't think that a bastard can grin with a mouth! Believe it or not, I will make you dumb!"

The onlookers sighed for a while, pointing at the cheating man with disgust on their faces, but he didn't feel it himself.

He also felt that he was so brave, pointing at Shen Qiu and looking back at Luo Qian whose face was blue and red.

"Look, Qianqian, this is a beast. What would you do if you listened to a beast? Let's not break up. We've been together since college. I can't lose you."

Shen Qiu retched aloud.

"It's disgusting, it's so disgusting. It's a rare sunny day. How could I meet such a big, fat and ugly bedbug, even the jet stinks."

"Girl, how on earth do you bear to sleep with a big bedbug in your arms every day! You humans are really hard to understand!"

He spread his wings and flew higher, with a look of unwillingness to approach.

The faces of the people at the scene were mixed. Luo Qian couldn't help laughing after holding back and holding back, her eyes were still red and swollen.

But his expression was very serious.

"You're right. I don't understand how I endured it before."

"But fortunately, you don't have to bear it anymore. Lin Qian, let's go, go to the police station, and talk about our affairs after finishing the transcript."

Lin Qian became anxious when he heard this.

"No, baby! Don't you listen to a parrot! That's a beast!"

This person had a mouthful of a beast, Shen Qiu felt uncomfortable when he heard it, he shook his feathers, "If the nest is a beast, you are not as good as a beast! Not as good as a beast!"

Angrily, Lin Qian picked up a stone on the road and threw it at Shen Qiu.

Shen Qiu avoided it, staring at a pair of small eyes.

"Girl, did you see that! This bedbug also has a domestic violence gene! Are you going to be beaten to death when you get married now!"

"Birds are being shot! Birds are being shot! Protected animals are being shot! The police are going to save lives! Someone is hitting protected animals!"

He flapped his wings and howled dryly on the treetops. Zuo Yuan, who was standing in front of the police car door, couldn't help twitching the corners of his mouth when he saw him doing nothing but thunder.

He looked at Tang Nian, "Are you sure the parrot wasn't dropped by someone on the way back?"

He was clearly not like this in the pet shop!

The parrot was still howling, and the sound was sharp and piercing, hitting people's eardrums.

Lin Qian rolled his eyes in anger, looking around, it was obvious that he was going to get serious.

Asking Luo Qian to get in the car, he stepped forward to stop Lin Qian who was picking up the stick, "Mr. Lin, please get in the car first."

Lin Qian pointed at the parrot, "But he scolded me! How about I get this thing back today..."

"Mr. Lin, this is a purple-blue parrot, the most expensive species among macaws."

Lin Qian stiffened his neck, "What's wrong! You look down on me, don't you! Think I can't afford to beat up such an expensive parrot! Do you police look down on people like this?!"

Left element: -_-

"Mr. Lin... the parrot is a second-class protected animal in our country, and the purple-blue parrot is an international-level protected animal. Before you want to beat him, you may need to check the sentencing for harming protected animals."

Lin Qian was stunned, took out his phone and searched in half-belief, and soon turned green, gave Shen Qiu a vicious look, turned around and got into another police car.

Shen Qiu hummed and flicked his tongue on the tree.

"Turtle son! Ghosts are obsessed with the sun! If you have the ability, you make a nest! Not only are you hurting protected animals, you are also attacking the police!"

Left element: -_-

Is this thing really a parrot?Really a bird?Where did you learn the tone of Sichuan dialect?