Tell the truth after drinking [entertainment]

With a blurred vision, Tochikoshi Zheng in front of him turned pale and ugly.

Yu Yanjin's head buzzed! ! !

Why is Tochikoshi here?

Didn't he shovel shit for the deer?

Did he see the whole process of being beaten by a kangaroo?

Feeling the strength brought out by Tochi Yuezheng's grip on the shoulders before, Yu Yanjin felt sad in his heart.

Hey!

It was really finished by him.

Suppressing an indescribable mood, he trembled his lips and was about to speak when a drop of uncontrollable physical tears rolled out of his eyes.

Yu Yanjin: "!!!"

These are physical tears, he really didn't want to cry, he still cried in front of Tochikoshi.

Tochikoshi watched helplessly as the crystal tear rolled out of his glowing red eyes, and then pattered down his porcelain-white cheeks onto his fingertips.

It feels moist to the touch, as if it still has residual pain.

Looking at Yu Yanjin's red eyes and red nose, his always bright eyes are pitiful like a wronged rabbit.

Tochigoshi pressed the words "How dare you provoke the kangaroo" on his lips, rolled down and turned into: "It hurts?"

While speaking, he pushed away Yu Yanjin's hand covering his nose with two fingers, and lightly touched the red spot with his fingertips, and as expected, he heard Yu Yanjin hiss.He immediately released his hand, frowned, and was about to take a closer look.

Yu Yanjin looked at the face close at hand, and the extremely slight and extremely sensitive touch on the nose. When Tochi Yuezheng wanted to look at it again, he subconsciously turned his head, then leaned back and strode back, covering his nose to cover his eyes. With a slight ripple, he hurriedly said: "Thank you, Mr. Tochi, I'm fine, thank you for your help."

Tochikoshi Zheng's hand was in the air, looking at someone who pulled away in an instant, the emotion in his eyes flashed away, and he withdrew his hand lightly, and heard a rush of footsteps coming from behind: "Mr. Yu, you How about it?"

The breeder arrived in a hurry, anxious.

"Get out of the way first, let me check." The doctor from the program team who heard the news rushed over nervously, pinched Yu Yanjin's nose and looked left and right.However, at such a close distance, she didn't see any blemishes, and her skin was more delicate than this lady's.

And the facial features are really good-looking.

The watery eyes are big and bright, the eyelashes are still long, the nose is straight and straight, and the lips are slightly raised, which is unbelievably delicate.

Ah, is there any reason? How can a boy be so good-looking?

Seeing that the team doctor didn't speak, Yu Yanjin's indifferent heart suddenly suspends.

After all, could it be that the bridge of the nose is really broken?

He is disfigured?

What if the bridge of the nose is broken? Will the nose be cast in plaster?

Fuck, isn't that ugly?And can't see anyone for a few months?

Then go on the hot search and become the laughing stock of the year?

Yu Yanjin panicked and looked at the doctor eagerly: "Is my nose okay?"

Doctor: Shit!The boy's red eyes are pitiful and his mother is good-looking, she seems to feel the spontaneous desire to protect.

Just as she was about to say a few words of gentle consolation, a bunch of cold eyes looked from the side, her eyelids twitched, she stood up quickly, and explained: "It's okay, it's just a soft tissue contusion. If you're worried, you can go to the hospital for an examination."

Yu Yanjin breathed a sigh of relief, as long as it's okay, as for going to the hospital, whoever goes is stupid!

Once there, wouldn't the fact that he was kicked on the bridge of the nose by a kangaroo be exposed on the whole Internet?Becoming the top comedian is just around the corner, never going to be.

Just ...

Yu Yanjin touched the still sore bridge of the nose: "It will take a few days to recover."

Looking at the obviously red nose, the doctor hesitated to speak: "Four or five days."

Yu Yan breathed a sigh of relief again, four or five days are fine, he can accept it.

Seeing that Yu Yanjin was fine, the breeder was relieved: "It's all my fault, I shouldn't let you shovel shit."

Yu Yanjin had lingering fears in her heart, but she still remembered to comfort the breeder: "I don't blame you, who would have thought that kangaroo would suddenly go crazy."

After finishing speaking, Yu Yanjin couldn't help but want to put eye drops on those kangaroos, so she secretly poked and hinted: "The other wallabies and the female kangaroos are very docile, but why are the male kangaroos a little irritable? Is it because they are in estrus soon? Arrived? I feel a little unsafe, how about shutting down for a few days?"

Unexpectedly, the surrounding area was quiet as soon as the words were spoken.

Yu Yanjin felt that something was wrong, and when she looked up, she saw the breeder hesitated to speak: "That..."

It's hard to say what I want to say.

Yu Yanjin is even more strange, what's the matter?

"How many kangaroos do you think those are?" Tochikoshi asked.

Yu Yanjin: "?"

"Four heads! What's wrong!" He vowed.

Just now I came into contact with four male kangaroos, the first three were alright, although one was a bit worse-tempered than the other, but they all just glanced at him, only the last one! ! !

It's a bully among rats!

Confinement education is a must.

Tochigoshi Zheng: "..."

He looked at Yu Yanjin, who spoke categorically and with great certainty, and felt powerless.Closing his eyes, he said, "Yes, the four kangaroos not only have the same fur, but also have the same weight, height, and personality. This is the first time I've seen quadruplet kangaroos."

Quadruplets Nima! ! !

As if struck by lightning, Yu Yanjin turned her head to look at the kangaroo garden in disbelief.

He tried his best to prove that there were four kangaroos, but the goose saw more than a dozen kangaroos gathered together, all looking at him, showing their majestic and powerful chest muscles.

As if ready to besiege him at all times.

This is not important, after all they can't escape, the most important thing is! ! !

He found that he really couldn't find the kangaroo that beat him!

How can this be!

How could he fail to recognize the enemy who beat him, it's impossible!

Everyone could see that Yu Yanjin's face slowly blushed, embarrassed, ashamed and indignant, and then wished to perform the invisibility technique silently.

The breeder looked at it and comforted him: "It's my fault that I didn't say it carefully. The kangaroo has a good personality, but if it is disturbed many times, it will have a bad temper, so..."

Yu Yanjin: "..."

"puff!"

The two photographers who watched the whole process couldn't help laughing anymore.

Yu Yanjin: "!!!"

Thank you, refuse to mock?

understand?

The kangaroo incident came to an end, but a new problem came up again, what to do with Yu Yanjin's filming.

There are no more animals in this small zoo that needs to be funded. Now the only docile kangaroos gather together, as if Yu Yanjin hastened to go, ready to single out boxing with him (all the kangaroos singled out him)

For the sake of his life, it is impossible to go to the Kangaroo Park, but the next filming is a headache.

Today's routine for the program group is to feed the small animals in the morning, and play a few small games in the afternoon to get along with the animals in harmony. But before the morning is over, an accident happened in the kangaroo garden. How to shoot next?

The director at the master control side had a headache with the director, director and breeder through the headset.

Could it be possible to let him feed the sparrows?

No.

After watching Yu Yanjin anger the kangaroo family by himself, everyone was worried that he would be pecked by sparrows, so what should we do now?

Having a headache and discussing with the director, Tochikoshi said: "He and I went to raise deer."

Almost at the same time, the director's voice came from the headset: "Let him raise deer with Yue Zheng!"

The more the director thought about it, the more he felt right.

"Yanjin, follow Yuezheng to feed the deer. Don't touch the deer's hair. The part of feeding the small animals will be finished in an hour or so."

Nothing can go wrong for an hour!

And in the program filmed yesterday, he couldn't bear the two getting so close, so what's the point of feeding a deer today?And with Yue Zheng staring at him, he was inexplicably relieved.

As for the part just now?

Ah!

The director said silently, they are not a husband and wife show, what kind of love is they showing!

Delete, must delete!

Here, Yu Yanjin breathed a sigh of relief, and hastily agreed.

He was afraid that the director would let him go to the Kangaroo Park again in a fit of rage, and then it would not be a matter of wiping his red nose and crying as a physiological reaction.

Compared to a big pectoral muscle, of course, it is better to be a docile and cute one, and he is not allergic himself.

But having said that, Yu Yanjin looked at Tochi Yuezheng beside him, and coughed lightly: "Teacher Tochi, why are you here?"

You shouldn't be shoveling shit for a deer, how can you still watch the whole process of me being beaten?

Thinking of this Yu Yanjin was depressed, and Tochi Yuezheng might be laughing at him in his heart at such a funny thing, and even laughed at his lame eyes, so he couldn't recognize it as one.

Tochigoshi Zheng: "Walk the deer."

Yu Yanjin: "?"

What for a walk, what for a deer?

He looked behind Tochigoshi Zheng, and not far away, a small and cute little sika deer stood there, looking at him curiously with big wet eyes.

As if to say, there are still people who will be beaten by kangaroos.

Yu Yanjin turned his head to look at the kangaroo garden again. The kangaroo family was still looking at him fiercely, with well-developed chest muscles and big fists. If he hadn't been stopped by the breeder and the kangaroo garden gate, he might have jumped out to beat him.

At this moment, Yu Yanjin's heart was full of sadness.

Why do you take the cutie for a walk, and I get beaten up for shoveling shit for the kangaroo?

Woohoo, it's not fair!

But before he had time to complain, he saw Tochikoshi Zheng's face, his expressionless expression seemed to say, you deserve the allergy to deer hair.

He forcefully swallowed his grief and anger, and silently returned the excrement shovel that he didn't throw away after running wildly to the breeder, and said depressedly: "Let's go."

He walked towards the deer not far away, touched his sore nose, regretting it beyond measure.

If I had known earlier, I might as well raise deer with Tochikoshi, without being beaten!

Feeling the faint pain, Yu Yanjin looked at the deer briskly following Tochi Yuezheng's feet in front of him, envious and jealous.

Why is this little deer so obedient and clingy?

But thinking that he had forced it to Tochi Yuezheng, Yu Yanjin rubbed his nose and walked forward silently.

After walking a long way, suddenly his fingers were rubbed by something wet.

As soon as he lowered his head, he saw a pair of pure and clear deer eyes.The little deer, who was only a few months old, tilted his head and looked at him kindly and obediently, as if he could capture people's hearts instantly.

Yu Yan was poked at this moment, looked left and right, and found that Tochi Yuezheng was walking in front without looking back, he stretched out his hand ready to move and touched the little head in front of him.

It feels slippery in the hand, and when touching it, the tip of the deer's ears stretched back comfortably, his eyes were squinted comfortably, and he tilted his head cooperatively to let him touch it. He couldn't be more obedient.

So he couldn't help touching the second one, the third one, and when he was about to touch the fourth one, a voice came from beside him: "Allergic to deer fur?"

Hearing the leisurely rolling voice, Yu Yanjin was taken aback for a moment, looking at the wet deer, and then at Tochiyue Zheng next to him.

His eyelids twitched, and he blurted out, "Is intermittent allergy okay?"

"After touching just now, I found that I am not allergic anymore!"

The wind blew gently, and Tochikoshi looked at the red earlobes, red eye sockets, and nose in front of him in astonishment, and then the person who was talking nonsense plausibly, his gaze fell on his nose for a while, hummed, then turned and went on go forward.

Yu Yanjin: "?"

So simple?

He glanced at Xiaolu, and Xiaolu also looked at him innocently.

Yu Yanjin gritted her teeth, and simply dropped the matter, rua a handful of deer, and fed it the snacks that hadn't finished feeding the kangaroo just now.

The little deer ate obediently, and then looked at Yu Yanjin's eyes closer, and followed him briskly, rubbing his little head against Yu Yanjin from time to time, and then Yu Yanjin's hand would automatically touch a piece of snacks for him.

One person and one small deer cooperated so well that they couldn't be more tacit. After making the phone call, Tochikoshi saw him, one big and one small, who were obviously of different species, but had the same bright eyes... it was extremely healing and warm at the moment.

only--

He looked at Yu Yanjin's nose, tapped his phone with his fingertips, and was thinking about whether to let Xiaoxi wear the mask again, when he heard Yu Yanjin's brisk voice not far away: "Okay, I've eaten it all, it's gone."

I saw Yu Yanjin spread out her hands, and after letting Xiao Lu read it, she squatted down and was about to hug this clingy little cutie.

In the next second, Yu Yanjin's expression froze.

Tochi Yuezheng felt that something was wrong, when he saw Yu Yanjin hugging Xiaolu's head, his voice was a bit unbelievable: "Hey, don't move!"

Then he suddenly moved his face closer, staring at those big bright deer eyes.

After a while, Yu Yanjin saw Xiaolu's red eye sockets and obviously red and swollen nose. He couldn't believe it, as if he had been split in half.

Why is his nose so red and swollen?

Didn't you say it's all right?

When I think of shooting a show with this image, maybe once the show is broadcast, the whole network will laugh, black fans will jump up and down, and I will take No.1 on this year's list of comedians.

He didn't want to jump up.

It must be that Xiaolu's eyes have an automatic magnification effect, and his nose is definitely not swollen!

He jumped up and hurriedly wanted to touch the phone, but he threw the phone to the assistant before. Looking left and right, he saw the phone in Tochikoshi Zheng's hand, and hurried over: "Teacher Tochi, borrow the phone."

Tochigoshi empty-handed, watching Yu Yanjin turn on the camera familiarly, and then select the selfie mode, the next second his expression collapsed even more.

"My nose is swollen!!!"

Ah!

How can it be swollen, and it is still swollen in such an obvious place.

After the calf, his image was ruined by the kangaroo.

He couldn't accept the thought of the Internet laughing after this episode aired, and the scheduled hot search [Yu Yanjin was kicked by a kangaroo to swell her nose].

He can hit the street, he can be [-]th line, but how can he be so funny, he is at the top of the beauty list that even black fans dare not to black! ! !

Just when he was so depressed that he couldn't help himself, Tochi Yuezheng sighed silently, with a voice full of lingering and helpless pampering: "So uncomfortable?"

nonsense!

You get hit by a kangaroo and your nose is swollen. Go out and see who can stand it.

And he is so good-looking, he will have to take pictures for his work afterwards, how can he——

Yu Yanjin suddenly raised her head and bumped into Tochi Yuezheng's eyes.

It's like going back in time and space, and like the mature and steady Tochikoshi from the future appears in front of you.Words that were both similar and dissimilar suddenly evoked certain memories deep in his heart.

So he raised his clear eyes lightly, mocking himself with a half-smile and sarcasm: "Yes, I rely on my face for food, of course I'm afraid of disfigurement."

Rely on face to eat, rely on face to eat!

Yu Yanjin's eyes were a little red, as if her nose was hurt and she felt pain, and the emotions she was used to suppressing in her heart rushed out one after another.

He had held this sentence in his heart for a long time, and now he seemed to have suddenly found a way to vent it.

Under the sight of Tochigoshi, the soreness, grievance and unwillingness roared like waves rolled up.

Hey!

What do you know?

Do you think your words can hurt me?

dream!

Anyone in the circle who doesn't rely on his face to eat, he eats it!

Tochi Yuezheng paused with a smile, facing Yu Yanjin's sad and sarcastic expression, the indescribable but real emotion that tore the heart suddenly came.

It was like coming to the first live broadcast, Nan_Feng Yu Yanjin stood in front of him drunkenly, seemingly different, yet venting and mocking in the same way.

But compared to that time, he clearly sensed that something was wrong now.

His eyes were heavy, looking at Yu Yanjin who seemed to be immersed in indescribable and incomprehensible emotions at this moment, and was about to say something when Xiaoxi ran over profusely in sweat: "Brother, I bought an ice pack."

Yu Yanjin was taken aback for a moment.

I saw Tochigoshi humming, took the ice pack, then seemed to sigh lightly, bent slightly and leaned in front of him, clasping the ice pack gently on his nose with his bony hands.

The temperature of the ice pack was against the skin, and Yu Yanjin broke away from the feeling that the whole world didn't like me.

Seeing tolerance in Tochi Yuezheng's eyes, he hummed lightly, and then said: "Well, it's so beautiful, it really can't be hurt."

The author has something to say:

I have been holding back this chapter for a long time and finally wrote it. I am so sleepy. Good night.

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