Tell the truth after drinking [entertainment]

Yu Yanjin had a dream.

In the dream, he seemed to be playing with a parachute at sea, swaying from side to side with the gusts of wind, but every time he swayed out, he would be firmly pulled back by the safety belt on his body.

Sometimes the seat belt is pulled from the shoulder, sometimes from the arm, and sometimes from the waist.

Yu Yanjin was half asleep and half awake, and still remembered feeling that this seat belt is really advanced, and it can adjust the position of the person at any time.

until--

"Wake up."

Yu Yan is at a loss now.

"stand up."

He who had just been immersed in a sweet dream was suddenly pulled out by this familiar voice, and when he raised his head, he saw darkness all around him.

night?

How long has he slept?

No, why is it so dark?

He was sleepy, and the next moment, his eyes were touched by a warm finger, and the blindfold on his face was quickly taken off, and the dim lights in the car came into view, as well as the empty car and the outside. Already arrived at the hotel.

Yu Yan was in a daze for a second, then heard another voice from beside him: "Get up."

It was so familiar that it sounded like the voice in the dream.

He woke up immediately, turned his head quickly, and met Tochikoshi's brown eyes.

In the dim light, calm and unpredictable.

His eyelids twitched subconsciously, he stood up abruptly, looked at Tochikoshi Takashi who was blocked by him, touched his inexplicably sore neck, and smiled dryly: "Sorry, I fell asleep and blocked Teacher Tochi."

Tochigoshi, who had been working as a doll sofa for more than two hours and still had to keep an eye on a little bastard moving around, hummed and stood up: "Let's go?"

Of course go!

At this time, there was no one in the carriage, except him and Tochikoshi Zheng who was blocked by him.

In the inexplicably quiet compartment, the throbbing this afternoon seemed to spring up like mushrooms wanting to probe.

He pressed down as if to cover his ears and steal the bell, hummed vaguely, then turned and walked forward.

The more I walked, the more I found it unbelievable that he would actually fall asleep?

How can it be?

Behind him, Tochi Yuezheng stared at the hat, mask and the candy and snacks that Xiaogua had left for Yu Yanjin. He pressed the bridge of his nose, then picked it up and carried it in his hand to follow.

It was already dark outside at this time, and the lights of the hotel were exceptionally clear.

Yu Yanjin was tangled in his heart, rubbing his neck and walked into the hotel gate, followed the staff's directions to the lounge next to him, and heard that the logistics were allocating rooms.

"Several teachers live on the 16th floor, because of the room, so,"

"I don't live with Tochigoshi Takashi!"

There was a powerful interrupting sound from the door, and the surroundings suddenly became quiet. The members who had just got off the car to rest, the assistant who was staring at the artist's luggage, and the busy staff.

The next second, there was a sound of steady footsteps coming from the door, and I saw Mr. Tochi stepping in slowly carrying a bag of things that obviously did not belong to him. Seeing the strange atmosphere in the hall, he frowned slightly: "What's wrong?"

The voice is cold and alienated, so nice that it makes people pregnant.

However, Yu Yanjin who was standing in front didn't feel it at all.He met the eyes of the people around him and suddenly became sober.He stood in front of Tochikoshi Zheng without turning his head, blushing: "...it's nothing!"

The staff who distributed the keys came to their senses after a while, looked at the keys in their hands, then at the blushing Teacher Yu, and then at the actor Tochi who was carrying Teacher Yu's things.

Dazed to realize——

Teacher Yu is speaking ironically?

However, he was rather annoyed and said: "The two teachers live separately." After all, it's not the case of a celebrity who doesn't have many rooms. With sufficient preparations, the room must be shared by one person.

Yu Yanjin just breathed a sigh of relief, and was about to ask Xiaogua to get the key, when the staff member suddenly said, "Why don't I change the suite for you?"

Yu Yanjin: "?!"

Shocked and petrified, he shouted, what are you talking about?

Who the hell wants a suite?

Yu Yanjin's forehead was jumping away violently, Feng Qian couldn't help laughing from the front, she looked at the room that the staff was preparing to allocate thoughtfully: "Give mine back to Xiaojin, if you can't live in the same room, you can live in the next door."

Feeling the clear and playful narrow eyes floating around, Yu Yanjin seemed to have countless knives in his body, and the deadly knives gave him a chance to breathe.

He watched Xiaogua really take the key that was going to be given to Feng Qian, and thanked him gratefully, with his sad and angry heart and trembling hands.

!!!

Sissy, it's okay if you don't say this!

We are all friends, why add insult to injury ah!

However, feeling the eyes around him that he doesn't understand but seem to understand a little bit, Yu Yanjin's heart that feels that everything around him is not right has reached its peak today.

After rejecting the dinner prepared by the program team, he went upstairs step by step and went back to the next room that Feng Qian gave him.Grinding his teeth, he looked at the door next door where no one had checked in. After letting Xiaogua go to rest first, he squatted in the toilet with his mobile phone in his arms (the toilet is soundproof), and dialed Wang Qi's number.

Wang Qi, who had just returned home at night, was woken up by an artist before he had time to rest: "What are you doing?"

Yu Yanjin seldom took the initiative to call him, could something have happened?

The filming of the show is not going well?Or who bullied him?

Just as he sat up, he heard a faint questioning voice from the other end of the phone: "Brother, am I getting a little close to Tochikoshi?"

Wang Qi: "?"

The barrage in his heart frantically brushed up, you just now feel that you don't know how popular cp stories are on the Internet?Both of your taro cp have super talk, the number of fans is increasing every day, maybe one day you will surpass your qbo fans, you tell me, you just found out now?

In the end, he just taunted: "Heh!"

Yu Yanjin, who was hit by one hundred thousand points of crit by the agent, was holding the phone.Looking at the entry of cp Chaohua, I lay in bed tossing and turning and couldn't fall asleep (in fact, I slept too much in the car), and then I learned from it a second before I finally fell asleep.

He must reverse this false situation, starting tomorrow!

The first four episodes of Big Adventure are more intense and exciting each time, and several members just crawled around in the mountains and forests yesterday, and they were very tired.So the next episode of the program arranged by the program group came to a simple and caring one, to be a breeder at the zoo for a day.

"This zoo was full of tourists decades ago, but with the emergence of more and more novel zoos, it has gradually fallen behind. There are not many guests here, and now there are only a few staff members left, maybe a month Tickets for these animals are not enough to feed and drink these animals. Are you wondering why you don’t just close the zoo?”

The director walked on the backward but tidy zoo forest path, turned around to look at several members, and said with a serious expression: "Because most of the animals here are rescued or have lost the ability to survive in the wild, other zoos are not willing to accept them, and They've adapted to this kind of life."

"The current owner of the zoo has only one idea, to raise them well during his lifetime."

Following the director's words, they also walked out of this path, and when they looked up, they saw Monkey Mountain in front of them.

A few little monkeys looked over curiously, and a few older monkeys were sleeping late.A few old animals were basking in the sun on the side railings separated by iron nets.

Hearing the movement, he looked up lazily, it was quiet and comfortable.

Compared with the safari parks that Yu Yanjin has been to, there are many shortcomings here, but for these animals, this is the safest home.

"Our task today is not difficult. Your task today is to be an animal breeder for a day!"

After the director finished speaking, he narrowly said, "Of course, we won't let everyone raise dangerous animals. I hope everyone will have a good time today."

The rather emotional Feng Qian nodded: "We will definitely help out today."

The director clapped his hands: "Okay, let's start animal distribution now, in groups of two! Draw lots to decide."

Yu Yan, who had just been immersed in the slightly sad and warm history of the zoo, came back to her senses, a pair?

He looked at the lottery box brought out by the director's team, and the familiar appearance reminded him of the second phase of the big adventure filming.

His eyes were bright, and he was gearing up.

There are six people, it is impossible for him to get together with Tochikoshi Zheng.

Disassemble cp, start now!

Ran Goose, Lu Yu who smoked first: "I'll take care of the little monkey."

"Me too."

Feng Qian: "I actually went to take care of the peacock?"

Miao Yuan: "Hey, I'm on your team?"

Yu Yanjin fucked up, he looked at the note on taking care of the deer in his hand, his eyelids twitched without hesitation: "I'm allergic to deer hair!"

Surrounded by astonishment, Feng Qian asked in surprise, "Is there an allergy to deer fur?"

some!

Yu Yanjin bit the bullet and looked at the director: "Why don't you give me another one?"

For the other groups, two groups are enough. This zoo is dilapidated and there are not many animals. Where can we find more docile animals?

The director was having a headache, and when he was wondering whether to let Yu Yanjin go to raise rabbits, the zoo staff next to him said: "Actually, the little kangaroos in the kangaroo garden have good personalities. Would you like to go, Mr. Yu?"

kangaroo?

Yu Yanjin suddenly thought of the kangaroo who had seen super boxing in the video, he hesitated: "Will you beat me?"

The staff laughed dumbly: "No, the character is very docile, you can touch it casually."

Yu Yanjin breathed a sigh of relief: "Okay! I'll go!"

In short, he is going to dismantle cp today!

Looking at Yu Yanjin, who wanted to jump 800 meters away from Tochiyuezheng, who had to be separated from Tochiyuezheng when she went downstairs for dinner this morning, and had to sit in a different seat when getting on the bus, Feng Qian suddenly realized, she covered the microphone and asked in a low voice. Yue Zheng: "Did you quarrel?"

The relationship was so good yesterday, and the game stimulated her heart to be pounding, why did something wrong after sleeping all night?

Tochi Yuezheng took the clothes handed over by the staff, looked at Yu Yanjin who left like a running deer in front of him, he was clear and calm, and said in a soothing voice, "No."

No?

So what's going on?

Feng Qian was baffled, but saw Tochi Yuezheng slowly changed into the sterilized clothes, and calmly followed the staff to feed the deer this morning's food.

she:"……"

The Lord is not worried, so what is she worried about?Is it so strange for young people to fall in love nowadays?

"Let's go and feed the peacocks."

Here, Yu Yanjin changed her clothes and followed the breeder in charge of the kangaroo garden to the kangaroo garden with fresh fodder. She saw a few kangaroos with strong muscles lying in the shadows basking in the sun, and several smaller ones Some female kangaroos stay docilely aside.

The breeder told Yu Yanjin: "It's actually very simple. Put the fodder there and they will eat by themselves. We are responsible for checking the physical condition of the kangaroos in the morning and cleaning up the feces. Because some kangaroos may be sensitive on the first day you come. So I have to trouble Teacher Yu to clean up the feces."

Yu Yanjin took the shovel without any objection, and nodded obediently: "Okay, I will clean it up properly."

Those male kangaroos are muscular at first glance, let him check, what if you give him a punch?

The breeder also heaved a sigh of relief. He thought this kind of big star had a big temper and was ready to explain it, but when he turned his head, he saw Yu Yanjin quickly entered the role with a shovel and broom and started to clean up the excrement.

There is no dislike and it is extremely natural, except that the face is particularly beautiful and the temperament is outstanding, it is really familiar and serious.

It makes people feel good.

But he didn't know that in order to earn some pocket money, Yu Yan was working part-time to clean his father's pigsty every day during the summer vacation. What is this?

With his hands in hand, he skillfully dumped the shoveled poop into the garbage wheelbarrow in the blink of an eye, and then began to clean other places.

When the feces in most places were almost cleaned up, Yu Yanjin saw the poops that were closer to those kangaroos, stared at their well-developed chest muscles, Yu Yanjin touched the kangaroo snacks that the staff had just given him, and approached cautiously.

"Brother, I'm just here to sweep the poop. I don't mean anything malicious. After sweeping, you will sleep slowly."

The awakened kangaroo did not recognize Yu Yanjin, but the familiar clothes and shovel let it know what it was.

The shit shovel officer is here to help shovel shit.

It propped up its body lazily with its tail, and jumped away a few steps.

Yu Yanjin breathed a sigh of relief, and hurriedly cleaned up the poop here, and when she turned her head, she saw a kangaroo with poop next to it.

He walked over with trepidation, looked at the kangaroo and looked up at him again, and hurriedly stuffed a small snack.

The kangaroo gave him a cold look, then ate it and jumped away.

Yu Yanjin breathed a sigh of relief, hurriedly shoveled the poop and then went to find other places, as if to clean up the kangaroo garden.

Then he happened to see a kangaroo with poop next to it. Yu Yanjin walked over obsessively. At this moment, he could also see that these kangaroos are indeed docile. Although he stayed there sleeping alone, but if he walked over, he would obediently get out of the way.

So he boldly went over and greeted him familiarly: "Brother, let me go, I will clean your pups for you, and it will be done right away, and you can sleep again."

The kangaroo stared at Yu Yanjin for three seconds, then bounced to other places.

Yu Yanjin breathed a sigh of relief, he knew that these kangaroos are very docile.

After sweeping cleanly in twos and threes, Yu Yanjin, who was suffering from obsessive-compulsive disorder, looked left and right, and was about to finish work with satisfaction, when he saw a kangaroo with poop on its tail.

He briskly walked over and calculated, he must be the first to complete the task today!

"Brother, excuse me, do you want some snacks?"

Before sweeping the pile of shit, the kangaroo whose tail was touched by the broom suddenly turned around sharply, and the spindle-sized fist swung fiercely at him.

Yu Yanjin was stunned and hurried to avoid it, but he could only watch helplessly as the kangaroo with the chest muscles of a gym coach punched him with his fist.

At that moment, the bullet screen in his heart frantically brushed up.

When it's over, will his pretty face be disfigured?

Are those black fans going to be arrogant?

Is the entry about Yu Yanjin being beaten and disfigured by a kangaroo going to explode soon?

In the next second, a hand grabs the shoulder from the side and yanks it away.

call!

The kangaroo's fist just grazed his nose, and the soreness in his nose made him cry for a second, but fortunately, his face was not disfigured.

Before he could breathe a sigh of relief, he saw the kangaroo rushing towards him ferociously.

Yu Yan was blank for a second, and the fog made a sound.

What about meekness?

The people behind grabbed him and retreated quickly, while the breeder yelled urgently from not far away.The pectoral kangaroo hesitated for a second, then saw the door close in front of him, and the nasty shit shovel that woke it up several times just ran out.

So, before the breeder came, he was unwilling to punch Yu Yanjin several times in the air, and then bounced back.

Yu Yanjin: "!!!"

Yu Yanjin was covering her nose, her nose was red and her eyes were red in an instant, and tears fell down uncontrollably.

He couldn't believe it: "It provoked me?"

What's the matter with this kangaroo?

He was crying with tears in his eyes, and he pinched his chin with one hand, and said in a cold voice, "Look up."

Yu Yanjin's red eyes were forced to lift up, and Tochikoshi Zheng's face was vaguely reflected in the eyes that were muddy with tears.

The author has something to say:

Teacher Tochi: Look up, let me see!

Ah, good night, okay?