I can't lose to my ex today

Chapter 68 Chapter 68

Chapter68

A sunny day is like someone's sunny mood.

Gojo Satoru walked on the campus of the high school at a pace that was almost floating on the spot, his whole body seemed to be sparkling with special effects and pink bubbles popping endlessly.

Encounter a wild Nana Ming one——

"Good afternoon, Qihai, oops, why are there more crow's feet around the corners of the eyes? Sure enough, you should hurry up and find a girlfriend. Love can make you look radiant. This is a thoughtful suggestion from a senior. The personal test is effective~"

Qihai Jianren: "..."

When I met a family who wanted to make a detour but failed——

"Glass, as a contemporary, I really can't bear to see you fall behind. Do you want to consider a blind date? If the men in Tokyo are tired of watching, I can introduce you to Yokohama. Although the qualifications are not as good as mine, Yokohama There are still many good men in my life~”

Home into the glass: "..."

Meeting a group of high school students who were forced to come over——

"You guys are all at this age. It's time to talk about a vigorous and desperate love. If young people lack such a page in their youth, it will be a pity... If you encounter any love Questions, don’t be shy and come to ask an experienced teacher~”

College students: "..."

Yi Gu Youtai, who just came back from a business trip abroad, was a little confused, and asked his friends in a low voice, "What happened to Mr. Wutiao?"

...Why did you suddenly and intensify the hatred?

"It's nothing, it's just the feeling of resuming first love in middle age." Nagasaki Ye Qiangwei was still numb to this.

Ever since this person announced to the world that he and his first love ex-girlfriend had successfully reunited, these two days have been like a repeater, repeating just a few sentences over and over again, and it's almost annoying to death!

Fu Heihui looked at the older youth in front of him, and couldn't bear to look directly at him:

"Even if it's the first date after four years...it's not possible to dress up so exaggeratedly."

Wearing a neat silver-gray suit, consumed countless bottles of hairspray to comb his hair into an adult look, and a pair of gold-rimmed glasses stuck on the bridge of his nose... He made his naturally childlike face look like he was 10 years old

Of course, his own good name said, this is the charm of a mature man.

"Teacher, come on for today's date!" Only the die-hard fanboy angel student Yuzu Hirohito was cheering for his teacher, but he still couldn't help reminding, "However, teacher, do you want to calm down first... you Walking smoothly."

Wutiaowu: "..."

He, he is very calm, very calm, super unhurried!

Ha, ha, isn't it just a date, it's not like I haven't had one before...

Ah, no, no, he really should check in the mirror again.

……

Yokohama, Armed Detective Agency—

The members of the detective agency didn't do any work today, and they gathered around the town's treasure, popularizing "one hundred ways to prevent scumbags".

Osamu Dazai was selected as the speaker, the reason is... this person knows this very well at first sight, and if he deduces it in reverse, he can definitely prevent all the methods of the scumbag.

Although yingying indicated that this was prejudice against him and that he was no longer loved by his colleagues, Osamu Dazai took up the job with great enthusiasm in the next second, and the more he talked, the more he talked.

"So, if the date is late at night, but the man says, 'I feel so lonely when I think about parting soon, tonight, can you stay with me...', Miss Luanbu, don't hesitate, this It should be time to..."

Osamu Dazai clapped his hands while speaking with emotion, and motioned for the "Medical Technology Consultant" to show it off.

I saw Yosano Akiko walking over, holding a small bottle with a strange color in his hand:

"If you encounter that kind of situation, Miss Luanbu will just pour this stuff down on the other party, and one bottle will be effective, and it will not be a problem to lose ten heads or five Wushui."

Kunikida Doppo also repeatedly urged with earnestness:

"Miss Ranpo, if you encounter an emergency, you must notify us in time. Don't worry, the whole of Yokohama is your backing! Or, I will help you contact a lawyer right now, and you can go through legal procedures at any time."

Listening to the members getting together, what you say and what you say is getting more and more outrageous, and Fukuzawa Yukichi, who is sitting calmly drinking tea in the other corner of the office, is actually not calm at all...choose to let go of the outrageous.

...Well, girls must protect themselves when they are outside, no matter how smart a girl is, she can't be careless.

And Edogawa Ranpo, who was surrounded by the "Tutorial on how to deal with scumbags" for a long time, didn't know how much he listened to. Finally, when the people around him calmed down, he lay down on the table and slowly asked what he said at the moment. Most tangled question:

"Well...today's date, what should I wear to go..."

Members of the detective agency: "..."

This, this, this... is completely hopeless!Gojo Satoru, we are inseparable from you!

One more rule of the detective agency - the port mafia and Gojo Satoru are not allowed to enter!

Fukuzawa Yukichi, who was still drinking tea silently in the corner, kept telling himself to adjust his mentality, calm down, and be a kind father-in-law... However, he couldn't help but almost crushed the teacup in his hand.

Alas, does he really need to cook red bean rice?

……

Yokohama, Minato Mirai——

The busiest area in the Harbor City becomes even more noisy at night, with neon lights flashing, and couples of young couples coming and going bring romance and vitality to this place.

Under the street lamp, Gojo Satoru, who was leaning against the street lamp and waiting for his girlfriend to come to the appointment, attracted the attention of many girls coming and going.At this moment, he looks like a mature and calm adult, and only he knows the dokidoki in his heart.

... When we hug for a while, should he stretch out his left hand first, or should he stretch out his right hand first? Wouldn't it be weird to stretch out both hands together?

While thinking about this difficult problem, the familiar "da, da, da" sound of trotting footsteps came, and he turned sideways and looked over.

Because he wanted to get rid of those uneasy colleagues who secretly followed him, Edogawa Ranpo had to take a longer detour and arrived a little late... Ranpo-sama is no longer a child!How could it be that even Gojo Satoru couldn't deal with it!

Just when I was wondering whether to tell the other party why I was late...

"Pfft...hahahaha——!"

Ranpo Edogawa, who originally had the same dokidoki in his heart, was uneasy about this "first date", but when he saw the other party's appearance, he burst out laughing instantly, blushing and heartbeating and a little uneasy, go to hell!

And Gojo Satoru, who was originally calm on the outside, really couldn't even maintain the appearance, and blushed directly, but it wasn't that the feelings of a boy surged up, but blushed with embarrassment:

"What's so funny!"

Shouldn't our date be in the style of a romantic idol drama? Why did it start as a comedy in the first place!

"Who asked you to dress up like this!" Edogawa laughed so hard that his stomach ached, and at the same time he was secretly glad that he didn't go out in a flashy outfit today.

"never mind……"

A mature adult must have the ability to turn comedy back into an idol drama. Gojo Satoru calms down. Today's date, he should not be led by the nose by someone who is good at writing scripts... because he is today's script The hero!

Pulling the fleshy little hand of the blue-eyed cat in front of him, he strode forward with his long legs, passed through the crowd, and ran towards the rotating Ferris wheel not far away amidst the radiance.

"Let's go~"

Like the first Valentine's Day date, kissing on the top of the Ferris wheel again.

Whether it is the merchant's consumption trap or wishful thinking, the script should of course be written by the hero and heroine themselves~

And this time, it is not just another 12 years, but also the next 12 years, and the next 12 years...

Forever.

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