I can't lose to my ex today

Chapter67

just a little bit...

Really, just a little bit...

Unable to bear it any longer, Gojo Satoru couldn't help but break off his fingers... He is going to sterilize these wild cats collectively today, so as to eliminate future troubles forever!

However, the "wild cats" in his eyes, facing the scene in front of them at this moment, have colorful expressions.

In this ambiguously lit room, a big man over 1.9 meters tall was holding a petite girl in his arms full of possessiveness.The girl is tied up with ropes, and the man wants to do "misconduct" against the girl who is bound and unable to move...

Call the police!Must call the police!

No, there is a ready-made local people's police on the spot right now!

Jiang Gu Ling took out his police officer's certificate with a serious face at the right time, and said sternly and solemnly:

"Don't move, policeman. Mr. Gojo Satoru, I want to investigate your current behavior, please cooperate."

Kudo Shinichi, the only minor present, turned his blushing face aside, not knowing where to look for a while... This, is this the world of adults!There are too many tricks!

Conan Doyle from the UK couldn't help whistling softly:

"At first, I thought that the oriental people were more reserved, but I didn't expect that you... are quite open. You should go out more and see more."

Edgar Allan Poe, who came from a more open America but not at all American:

"Chaos, chaos...Although I really want to wish you happiness, you must think carefully and carefully... No, I really need some time to accept it...!"

Osamu Dazai took out his mobile phone and took various shots of the scene in front of him, up, down, left, right, 360 degrees without dead ends:

"That's right, that's right, it's really a famous painting worth tens of billions... Now this season, crabs are the least plump, and only king crabs and snow crabs are just so-so, so please, Mr. Wutiao~ Mr. Wutiao doesn't want to These photos appeared on President Fukuzawa's cell phone, right?"

I'm sorry, but he is very narrow-minded. He feels that the compensation he has received is not enough~

Gojo Satoru, who was collectively "besieged" by wild cats, hurriedly shook Edogawa Ranpo's thin body, trying to testify to him:

"Random steps, random steps! Tell them the truth!"

The other things don't matter, the key is that this bandaged wild cat is really the holy grail in the world... He has worked so hard to get to this point, and he must not be folded in the hands of the old man!

However, Edogawa Ranpo didn't know if it was intentional, or if he was really embarrassed to the point of death, turned his head aside, and said in a muffled voice:

"...Is there any explanation for this?"

Gojo Satoru: "!!!"

Sensing the unanimous stares of the wild cats looking at him, Gojo Satoru immediately teleported to the other end of the room, picked out Charles Dickens who was still fainted from the wall, and shook him frantically:

"Hey, you, wake up! Wake up and testify for me! It was you who tied her up like that! After you testify, you can continue to hold the corpse. If you want a sea view cemetery or a mountain cemetery, I will buy it for you! "

After all, they are his own compatriots. After all, Conan Doyle still couldn't bear to watch it, and said:

"Although he is bound to accept severe sanctions, but before that... please don't flog the corpse."

Charles Dickens who was "dead body": "..."

……

In the end, with the arrival of the Supernatural Secret Service Division, the case was taken over, and the incident was completely subsided.The explanation to the outside world is that the terrorists have been arrested, except for a little damage to the interior of the Suzuki Hotel, no casualties were caused at the scene.

The true identity of the "terrorist" and the subsequent negotiations with the British government are secrets that cannot be discovered by the outside world.

After returning to the Conjuration High School, Gojo Satoru also took advantage of the opportunity to tell the students that he had recovered his memory, and that the "Teacher Gojo" you are familiar with is back, do you want to miss it~ Are you happy~

... As for the matter of pretending to have amnesia for a few days, ahem, in the world of adults, there is no need to explain everything so clearly.

After dealing with the interrogation of his colleagues and being forcibly held by the principal Noctua Moth, he went to take another brain CT scan to confirm that the brain is as healthy as an orangutan, and it was already late at night.

Finally able to breathe a sigh of relief and be alone, Gojo Satoru threw himself into his bed in the school dormitory, but his heart was not peaceful at all.

I checked my phone, but I didn't receive any text messages or calls... So Ranpo Edogawa, what do you mean?At that time of day, if you are not disturbed by those annoying wild cats, are you going to accept it? !

I have to accept it!I have to accept it!Absolutely, accept it...

Thinking of the scene during the day, the 29-year-old Gojo Satoru couldn't help but blushed slightly, just like the flamboyant but young boy 12 years ago who clearly fell in love at first sight but insisted on duplicity.

After pulling the flower petals in his heart for a while, as if he had made up his mind, Gojo Satoru suddenly sat up... Tsk, it's not his style to be hung up like this waiting to die!

Since he had already said to her "Either get married or end it completely", then let's go all out!

Picking up the phone and starting to edit text messages, I didn't realize that my typing fingers were trembling slightly, just like my little heart full of expectations but afraid of a bad ending.

Because really, I really care about it.

……

Yokohama, Armed Detective Agency—

Sitting alone in the empty office, Edogawa was lying on the desk in disorder, looking sleepy but not at all calm.

The thick dim sum with the bag opened was thrown aside, and even the favorite flavor of thick dim sum was tasteless.

... Hate, hate, that annoying five turtles, after saying that kind of thing during the day, there is no more to say, what exactly is it trying to do?

There will be retribution for leaving a famous detective here!

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Finally, when the mobile phone rang a notification that there was a new text message, Edogawa Ranpo immediately bounced up like a startled cat, and grabbed the phone——

【Are we reunited? 】

……

Tokyo--

Gojo Satoru, who was sitting on the bed, was restlessly waiting for the reply to the text message, and was so tormented that he couldn't help rolling around on the bed.

Finally, after hearing the notification sound of "Ding——!", the scrolling motion stopped like a freeze frame.

Taking the mobile phone, as if accepting some kind of trial, mustered up the courage to open his eyes little by little, to see the result that he was waiting for——

[Do you want to renege on your debts! 】

After being dazed for a second, the next second, understanding the meaning of this sentence, Gojo Satoru immediately replied to the text message with such quick hands that there was an afterimage, and the grin on the corner of his mouth couldn't be suppressed—

【good!This time, no one is allowed to cheat!It is agreed that we will be together for the next 12 years and become a hundred-year-old fairy together! 】