I can't lose to my ex today

Chapter1

What does first love feel like?

If you ask Gojo Satoru this question, he will say that the feeling of first love is like his favorite edamame whipped cream, which is sweet but not greasy, and pure, which can make people linger in their hearts for a long time.

Just like that early summer 12 years ago, green trees shaded the quaint campus of the Conjuration College located in the suburban mountains. The petite figure bouncing up and down on the steps.

A well-known detective from Yokohama, came to Tokyo for the first time to receive a commission from outside Yokohama... But because he couldn't take a train, he got lost in Tokyo's complicated public transportation network, and was already late when he finally arrived at his destination Three hours.

The 17-year-old Gojo Satoru was quite displeased at being asked by the principal to come with two friends to receive this guest. He stood at the end of the stone steps with a bad face... No one had ever made him wait for three hours!

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And when that petite figure came into his eyes, for an instant, he actually felt that his six eyes with unparalleled insight... were out of order.

Afterwards, Jia Ruozi once teased him, 【Do you know how dumb you looked when you saw Miss Detective for the first time? 】

However, at that time, although his six eyes and his brain went blank for a moment, his mouth still smelled instinctively without thinking about it:

"Is it really okay to invite such a primary school student to help investigate the case? The principal is probably here to let us be babysitters."

He had seen it all. The little girl was carrying a carry-on bag on her shoulders. There were so many things that the zipper of the bag could not be closed, revealing the head of a naive Kodak Duck doll.

...Tch, naive, at this age, you still want to sleep with your plush doll in your arms.

Moreover, the same Pokémon of the silly type, compared to Podduck, the Squirtle is definitely cuter!

"Primary school student? Are you talking about Ranpo-sama, the white sea lion over there?"

Edogawa raised his head in Luanbo, and looked at the upper steps a few steps away, the white-haired boy who was obviously despising her taste of duck.

After hearing this, Jiarui Nizi and Xia Youjie subconsciously looked at Gojo Wu standing in the middle together... Well, Wu with white hair and a pair of small black round sunglasses is really a bit like a Pokémon Inside is a white sea lion with snow-white body and staring black and round eyes.

Gojo Wu: "...", you two, don't let me laugh out loud!Also, you are on my side!

Of course he knew that the detective who was entrusted to investigate the case was already 15 years old, but with his height, build, face full of baby fat, and childish taste, it would not be an exaggeration to call him a primary school student!There is also that short disheveled hair and flat figure, even if he is a young boy, it will not make people doubt it. A girl of this age should be in puberty...

I glanced at it without any trace, and it was completely flat A development.

This "contempt" naturally cannot escape the eyes of a famous detective. Ranpo Edogawa widened his squinted eyes. Although those opal-like green eyes are not as magnificent as the rare six eyes, they have a unique crystal clearness. .

And this crystal clearness also stirred Gojo Satoru's heartstrings in an instant, and it was rare to stare blankly at the girl who was a few steps away from him.

In the next second, the corner of the detective girl's mouth was slightly raised, and she said arrogantly with confidence:

"A mere white sea lion, a famous detective doesn't even need to use 'super-reasoning'...you are not much better if you are not a 'primary school student', otherwise you wouldn't be secretly huddled under the quilt last night watching a love action movie and just seconds (beep) right?"

Gojo Satoru: "...!!!"

Even though Wujo Satoru is as arrogant and powerful as Gojo Satoru, physically he is just a boy in the middle of adolescence, and he always has a desire to explore the "adult world" of this age group.

...But last night he second (beep——) that was an accident, an accident!It's all because the hero and heroine in the film have too much taste and are too good at playing!

No, why would she know!Did you install a camera in his room!

But at this moment, his two little friends, Xia Youjie actually patted him on the shoulder to show comfort and pity, while Jia Ruzi directly uttered a contemptuous "tsk".

Wujo Wu, who had lost all face, naturally denied it immediately:

"What nonsense are you talking about! I don't have any!"

"Aren't you talking nonsense, don't you know about the white sea lion? Don't hide it. A famous detective will know it at a glance."

Edogawa Ranpo looked confident, and continued to smile provocatively without restraint.

She would say such "impure" words without opening her mouth. It's not that she also has an adolescent desire to explore the "adult world", or...she has no interest at all, and is just objectively stating the matter itself.

After all, among the cases she has been involved in, there are many murder cases that require special mosaics in some processes.

"A famous detective accepted a commission on Valentine's Day this year. The president of a large company outsourced his lover, but because of the second (beep——), he felt that the dignity of a man was compromised, and he bought the murder to keep the secret from being known. It's really a disgusting case, you should take it as a warning, otherwise a famous detective will definitely identify you mercilessly."

Wutiaowu: "..."

After all, he is not a second (beep——) man!

Of all the girls he's met, there really isn't one more annoying than the one in front of him!

……

Yes, first love feels like edamame whipped cream kikutomi, only the special kind.

Because one bite down, you will suddenly find that...the edamame is filled with wasabi sauce!His mouth was choked to death with mustard!

"Sure enough, first love is not always beautiful."

On a commercial street in downtown Tokyo, 29-year-old Gojo Satoru casually sighed as he watched a couple of high school students caught in a quarrel not far away.

Sitting on a bench by the street, one hand rests lazily on the back of the chair, and the long legs that have nowhere to rest are crossed into two legs, looking quite leisurely.

On weekends, this commercial street with many online celebrity shops attracted many young couples. Looking at the pair after pair of young faces, Gojo Satoru couldn't help recalling his past "" failed" romance.

Well, after all, he was still too young then.

However, this may be the so-called pain of youth.

But now, nearly 20 years later, he is a mature adult who has realized that "love is the most twisted curse in this world".

"Speaking of which, on Valentine's Day last month, I saw Miss Ranpo coming to Tokyo."

Fu Heihui, who was sitting on the side, spoke calmly when he heard the "mature adult" next to him suddenly sigh the topic of "first love".

Gojo Satoru, who was silent for three seconds, seemed to be using these three seconds to react, and then he spread his arms and joked gloatingly:

"It must be Valentine's Day that was entrusted to investigate the 'Valentine's Day Murder Incident' again. It's so pitiful that Valentine's Day is actually going to investigate other people's love murders."

Naturally, Fu Heihui would not tease with the incomprehensible teacher, but continued to objectively state what he saw:

"No, it doesn't look like they're here to investigate."

"That's even more pitiful. A person who is alone on Valentine's Day. If there is no murder case to investigate, there will be no chance to use work to relieve loneliness."

"No, Miss Ranpo was not alone at the time."

"I understand, I understand. That violent female doctor is with me, right? Two girlfriends... No, it should be said that the health care teacher leads the primary school students out."

"Doctor Xie Ye? It seems that Dr. Xie Ye was not there that day, and there are several men following Miss Ranpo."

Gojo Satoru: "...!!!"

No, not only men, but also, how many? !

Fu Heihui seriously recalled:

"A man with silver hair and a strange hairstyle is carrying Miss Ranpo on his back."

Wutiaowu: "..."

"A serious-looking man wearing glasses is helping Miss Ranpo with a bag full of snacks."

Wutiaowu: "..."

"A blond-haired man who looks a little young is feeding Miss Luanbu with thick snacks as he walks."

Wutiaowu: "..."

"Ah, there is also a man with black curly hair and a strange bandage around his neck talking about something to make Miss Ranbu very happy."

Wutiaowu: "..."

……

"We're back! Hey, what happened to Mr. Wujo?"

After losing in the boxing game, Yuzu Yuuhito and Ye Qiangwei Nazaki resigned themselves to running to an online celebrity shop on the street to queue up for a limited edition milk tea. When they finally came back with milk tea for four people, they found that they were waiting on a bench by the street. two people...

Fu Heihui is normal, but Wujo Wu is... autistic?

Such a big Wutiao Satoru curled up in the corner of the chair, always exuding the glorious light of "I am the best in the world", but at this moment the background seemed to be dark.

In the next second, Gojo Wujo took the milk tea that the student had just bought, and took a sip as if venting his anger!

After breaking up for four years, his ex even opened a fish pond!

Damn, he lost!